Daddy why is mommy...

[Chippairaptor]

Because Mommy needs her exercise.

Daddy, why is Mommy always excited when the mailman comes?

 

[Vastroleplayer]

Because she love to receive her extra payment directly.

Daddy , why is mommy keeping her long used panties in the separate drawers?

 

[Le Boujie Rouge]

Because the internet is a vile, lucrative thing.

Daddy, why won’t mommy let me wear her maid costume? It looks like my size.

 

[caravaggio]

Because she can't work naked.

Daddy, why does mommy lock herself in her room with her friend every afternoon?

 

[Silvered Sutures]

Because you're going to have two Christmases next year.

Daddy, why is mommy trimming the hedges?

 

[Megara23]

Because wait what we don't have any hedges?

Daddy why is Mummy naked and tied to the bed?

 

[Chippairaptor]

Because she's in time-out for being naughty.

Daddy, why does Mommy look disappointed every time she looks at you?

 

[Silvered Sutures]

Because Daddy does not have enough PP for Mommy's favorite moves. "Like in Pokemon?" ...sure, kiddo, sure...

Daddy, why does Mommy always invite her best friend over when you're angry with her?