Daddy why is mommy...

[Revnarh]

Because they are shooting a movie.

Daddy, why is mommy not making dinner any more?

 

[Leon]

Because mommy thinks Daddy needs to learn.

Daddy, what does mommy call the neighbor daddy too?

 

[Revnarh]

Because she likes him.

Daddy, why is mommy's belly so big?

 

[Leon]

Because she ate a bunch of course.

Daddy, why is mommy watching people naked wrestling?

 

[Revnarh]

Because she wants to join them.

Daddy, why is mommy screaming so loudly at night after joining you in bed?

 

[KittenTrap]

Because you wouldn't be laughing of you had cramps in your legs like that!

Daddy, why is mommy not wearing her ring?

 

[Revnarh]

Because she doesn't want to lose it doing the dishes.

Daddy, why is mommy kissing her friends, but not you?

 

[KittenTrap]

Because that's how they say hello where your mother came from~

Daddy, why is mommy always hanging out in the ghetto with those strong guys~?

 

[MrCreamJeans]

Because she wants to learn how to handle big balls.

Daddy, why does mommy have white stuff running down her chin?

 

[Leon]

Because mommy really likes mayonnaise on her sandwiches.

Daddy, why does mommy show up on the computer all the time?

 

[MrCreamJeans]

Because Mommy has a well paying modeling gig.

Daddy, why does Mommy take the landscapers to the bedroom after they are done with our yard?

 

[☢Utsuho☢]

Because she can't take care of her bush by herself. So they help her trim it down.

Daddy why does mommy have a bulge under skirt everytime she looks at your butt.

 

[MysteriousD]

Because that’s where she choses to hide my medicine. It’s a suppository.

Daddy, why does mommy like going out a lot with her brother?

 

[Seranda]

Because he a brother from another mother...

Daddy, why does mommy take strangers to the basement to pray loudly when you aren't home?

 

[Leon]

Because she is a woman of the church...

Daddy, why does mommy have so many different toys in her dresser?

 

[Sync]

Because sometimes Lego and Mechano just aren't enough.

Daddy, why was Mommy saying "yes" to the postman?

 

[Lord David Booyah]

It was a very important package, and apparently it wasn't mine.

{I'mma have fun with THIS thread...}
Daddy, why is mommy wearing nothing but a helmet on the bed and saying 'DEUS VULT' real loud? And what are those little pink balls shaking and buzzing between her legs?

 

[Seranda]

She always wanted to be a starfighter, so that's her favorite scenario to pretend.

Daddy, why is mommy telling me that I should pack my bags, we are leaving tonight?

 

[JacobJ]

Because of the attack by the killer tomatoes, honey. Pack faster!

Daddy, why is mommy shining a laser pointer into the sky?

 

[Lord David Booyah]

To blind your biological father. We moved here because he has a route above here. He’s an airline pilot for Virgin Airlines.

Daddy, why is mommy writing so many love letters to James Corden?

 

[Seranda]

Because for some reason James Corden sends us four jars of Mayonnaise a month, and your mom loves her mayo.

Daddy, why is mommy buying toy pee pees on the internet using a credit card with your name it?

 

[BeBop Nomad]

Because her credit card expired and she's waiting for the replacement.

Daddy, why does mommy like to add powdered apple seeds to your tea?

 

[Lord David Booyah]

I like the crunch. {Seriously, I actually eat apple seeds, watermelon seeds, pomegranate seeds, etc. I like the taste, don’t judge me}

Daddy, why is mommy always hanging out at the neighbors’ houses?

 

[GamerGuy]

Because you have lice and it's gross.

Daddy, why did Mommy call Grandma and keep repeating... it isn't his!

 

[Winterfire]

Because Grandpa stole our favorite toy so he didn't have to go on adam&eve.

Daddy, why is mommy dance with snakes at night?