Lady Caravelle
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Fire Emblem 3 houses
I've only seen compilations of KH and I have never been more confusedSpent over a week recovering from what I believe was COVID, but cannot confirm, and recently went through most of the Kingdom Hearts series all over again.
Three was absolute garbage, and Square should be embarrassed they put that shit out there.
It gets bad. You knew they fucked up when they made playing three or four spinoffs between 2 and 3 a necessity to understand a fucking thing. Time travel completely lost me on giving a fuck but never in my wildest dreams could I imagine the final game in the trilogy to be such a slog. Average at best, a painful slog with unsatisfying interactions, piss-poor writing, and undeserved endings. Only the gameplay is enjoyable and that depends on who you're talking to. Fuck that game's beginning, middle, and end. Nothing about it felt good.I've only seen compilations of KH and I have never been more confused
I have a questionIt gets bad. You knew they fucked up when they made playing three or four spinoffs between 2 and 3 a necessity to understand a fucking thing. Time travel completely lost me on giving a fuck but never in my wildest dreams could I imagine the final game in the trilogy to be such a slog. Average at best, a painful slog with unsatisfying interactions, piss-poor writing, and undeserved endings. Only the gameplay is enjoyable and that depends on who you're talking to. Fuck that game's beginning, middle, and end. Nothing about it felt good.
If anyone wants to get into Kingdom Hearts, stick with 1 > Chain of Memories > 2, and don't continue forward. It only gets dumber and more convoluted from there.
Xehanort is some Keyblade Master who wanted to start a war to remake the Worlds because the "Keyblade War" created serious changes for the world as they knew it, and he wanted to start another one so he could rule them or some bullshit, and he puts a piece of his heart in thirteen vessels for power or some shit I really don't fucking know dude lmao. He wasn't built up at ALL in 1, COM, and 2. He didn't exist until AFTER those games were done. The three or four games I mentioned before are required to know what the fuck is happening in the third installment because the ending of KH2 was damn near perfect.I have a question
Who the fuck is Xenahort and why does every character become him
Jesus Christ...Xehanort is some Keyblade Master who wanted to start a war to remake the Worlds because the "Keyblade War" created serious changes for the world as they knew it, and he wanted to start another one so he could rule them or some bullshit, and he puts a piece of his heart in thirteen vessels for power or some shit I really don't fucking know dude lmao. He wasn't built up at ALL in 1, COM, and 2. He didn't exist until AFTER those games were done. The three or four games I mentioned before are required to know what the fuck is happening in the third installment because the ending of KH2 was damn near perfect.
He "redeems himself" in the end because his old friend he murdered in the first game he appears apparently survived through one of the students he corrupted, and he just quits in the end. This guy tortured a young boy, betrayed his oldest friend, and had no problem murdering people to accomplish his goals, but telling him to "stop" apparently worked. You had to fucking KILL the final bosses in 1, COM, and 2, and there was no redemption for them.
Trust me, just play 1, COM, and 2, and you'll be alright. After that, shit gets insane.
Oh and everyone you kill in KH 1 > COM > 2, bar some Disney villains, all live so you can fight them all over again. So there's literally no one who fucking dies in this series until the very end, and either they're all magically redeemed by the end, or they're like "I'm darkness" and just fuck off and die... MAYBE.Jesus Christ...
Finally my reluctance to play KH is rewardedOh and everyone you kill in KH 1 > COM > 2, bar some Disney villains, all live so you can fight them all over again. So there's literally no one who fucking dies in this series until the very end, and either they're all magically redeemed by the end, or they're like "I'm darkness" and just fuck off and die... MAYBE.
Just keep that in mind. No one fucking dies in this series. Everyone returns or fakes their deaths so they show up. It's so fucking cringe that one of the characters breaks the fourth wall in the middle of the finale stretch of the game to say that he can't die because people like him too much. The only character I want to see celebrating their plot armor is fucking Deadpool.
I'm getting mad just remembering this stupid ass fucking game. I'm done ranting lmao.
Because why not? It's a classic cheesy puzzle game.Ape Escape 2. I don't know why.
How is/was Strikers? It's a game I'm semi interested in, buttoo many games at the moment.I am playing both Persona 5 Strikers New Game Plus on Merciless, restarting Persona 5 Royal (as I didn't get far), and replaying Persona Q on my New 2DS XL.
How is/was Strikers? It's a game I'm semi interested in, buttoo many games at the moment.