Objection!

[Camille]

Objection! I'm not into "three-way" hugs! One of us has to go!

 

[sirix]

Objection *flys away* Withdrawn your honor

 

[wiki234]

Objection, now it's not a three way lol

 

[XXtraPrince]

Objection! Your Honor, we have witnesses arguing hugging protocols while there is serious legal business to conclude!

 

[Bronwyn]

Objection! Your Honor, I believe this gentleman is in serious need of a hug, the lack of which has affected his ability to objectively... object. *Walks over and gives the awesome Prince a welcome back hug and a smiley wink as she returns to the lectern.*

Welcome back!

 

[Laa]

Objection! Your honor, someone just hugged someone who wasn't actively consenting! I say this is a cuddling assault, which is a very serious offense!

 

[Bronwyn]

Objection! I wasn't holding a knife to him or forcing him to hug me! He cuddled back "willingly"!

 

[XXtraPrince]

Objection! Your Honor, I respectfully ask for a recess... a couple hours ought to be good!

 

[Laa]

Objection! The above gives no reason for a recess, and can hence be assumed to be a lazy-bum! This is a VERY serious offense!

 

[Bronwyn]

Objection! You should never assume anything! When you assume, you make an "ass" out of "u" and "me"!

 

[Laa]

Objection! Asses is a very delicate type of flesh! Using it as derogatory term is discriminatory!

 

[YourSunshine]

Objection! The word "ass" can be used in any which way one pleases! Whether it be derogatory or not!

 

[sirix]

Objection, this word is actually the true name to a donkey

 

[YourSunshine]

Objection! You're just agreeing with me! So why object?

 

[sirix]

Im mostly objecting to everyone else use of the word

 

[Laa]

Objection! One cannot one-handedly define the semantics of a word!

 

[XXtraPrince]

Objection! Counsel pre-supposes that I did not intend to use both hands.

 

[Laa]

Objection! The counsel know what the other hand was being used for!

 

[YourSunshine]

Objection! None of us want to think about that.

 

[Laa]

Objection! A lot of us think about that on a regular basis! *blush*

 

[AzizSolomon]

Objection! 'A lot of us' is a rather vague term! Do you have any evidence to back that claim up?

 

[Lyku]

Objection. Demand for that hard evidence may constitute stalking.

 

[XXtraPrince]

Objection! It is our position that the term "hard evidence" is ipso facto evidence of a prurient interest on the part of opposition counsel!

 

[Revnarh]

Objection! Where is this hard evidence? You didn't show us anything!

 

[Mercenary]

OBJECTION!! The evidence can clearly be seen through physical reaction through the pants! I press that no removal of clothing for evidence is necessary!