Objection!

[Izzura]

Objection

You have no proof of said mockery.

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

Objection!

-smiles grimly-
You are only leading us off track further off it's track, izzura, and so we must return to the true question. If you will not stay on track, I move that your right to object be removed.

 

[sirix]

objection
I know I'm objection to my follow counsel but i belive having his objection removed is over the top

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

Your honor, I must object again. Sir sirix is attempting to counter argue an in correct post, and let the record show it does not pertain to my former post.

 

[sirix]

I Object to my own Objection now realizing that that Objection was out of place and incorrect in every way

 

[Spent Syrette]

I object on the basis that both Mr. Sirix and Ms. Kitsune are both attempting to lead the case off-topic with pointless objections. I propose their most recent objections be stricken from the record.

 

[sirix]

objection

I already asked for my last 2 objections to be removed form he record

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

I object to my fellow counsel, as you only ask for one objection to be removed, not two.

 

[Raziel99]

Both of you are wrong, as one can move to strike any number of objections at hand if they simply distract the case from the main point. At that, I move to strike everything said thusly except the initial statement, and add this piece of testimony!

THE SIGNED BIRTH CERTIFICATE STATING THE ACCUSED OF BEING THE FATHER!

 

[sirix]

objection

your honor my client's ex-girlfriend is a known signature forger, how can we be sure that is actually my client's signature

 

[Dementia]

Objection.

The only ones who know his clients ex-girlfriend is a forger is himself.

 

[Spent Syrette]

Objection!

My colleague's accusation is based solely on here-say as opposed to verifiable fact.

 

[Raziel99]

I have the evidence right here.

 

[Dementia]

Objection!

That is a receipt to a fast food restaurant.

 

[sirix]

objection

it still has the signature in question on it

 

[Spent Syrette]

Objection!

It in no way proves validity of the signature on the test. Forgeries are meant to imitate exactly, and if the girlfriend is in fact a forger, there is no way of knowing her exact level of skill.

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

Objection!

The client's ex has recently been caught, and she admitted to forging his signature on this paper!

 

[Spent Syrette]

Objection!

That is submission of evidence from an unrelated case! It is also unverifiable due to lack of evidence beyond my opponent saying the alleged suspect (of another case) admitted. It shows clear misconduct on behalf of the prosecution.

 

[sirix]

objection,
we are the defending counsel

 

[Spent Syrette]

I request my previous objection re-instated, only in relation to the defense. That was a mis-communication on my part.

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

Objection.

He did not properly object, and this interrupted my esteemed colleague.

 

[Spent Syrette]

Objection!

No such interruption was made! My statement followed after your colleague's statement. Improper typing on his part by neglecting proper punctuation does not constitute a halt of progress in the court on our's.

 

[XXtraPrince]

Your Honor, I object! It's after one o'clock and we STILL haven't adjourned for lunch!

 

[sirix]

Objection! Your honor, Prince seems to have forgot that you do not move to adjourn for lunch, but take a lunch recess and, not object to make a motion. So i will officially move that we take a one hour recess for lunch.

 

[Spent Syrette]

Objection!

We have not even begun to deliberate in detail on the actual case, your honor! There is a time for lunch and it is assuredly not now!