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Objection!

*jazz music plays in the background as a cup of coffee slides down the bench*

Von Karma, while your whip cracking is like the finest espresso to some men, I have to object on the grounds of battering my co-counsel. Sadly, I also have to object to my co-counsel and that rule 500 of federal law is not about weapons in the courtroom, rather it is about privilege. It seems as though he didn't have his morning cup of Joe's today.
 
"Objection!"
-straightens whip-
"While I respect you garret, your explicit reference to coffee is irrelevant. I also object to the claim of battery. I merely made the equivalent of a warning or promise that if he acts up again, I will be here to answer. We don't want another pheonix, do we?"
-smile-
"Nor do you want me to bring in my witness."
 
Objection!

*Take the cup of coffee and chugs it down*

I just here to say two things.

1. I believe Miss Franny here would good as a cat girl, but I don't have a suit for her though I did get this *place a pair of cat ears on her head*

2. I also need to borrow something to stop the force of evil *take the whip*

Bye-bye
 
"Objection, Your Honor! Now we've heard testimony from this unscheduled, but not at all unwelcome, witness, let us return to the business of this honorable Court; let us swear in my Associate Counsel's witness!

Motions to Kit to bring forth her witness....
 
I object that this case is even happening, I object to everything except for well her, her and maybe her, but otherwise I object to it all and will not be part of this any longer than I already have been, which isn't long at all but I think that illustrates my point. I object and I rest my case and I leave with her, her and maybe her.

Goodbye your honour and remember always, I object!
 
i Object. She is not allowed to just waltz in here, object and leave with key witnesses. What side are you even on? Defending or Prosecuting? Ive never seen you in this court room or our meetings so i can only assume Prosecuting.
 
"Your Honor, my colleague is here to defend the decorum of this Court; and I would hasten to remind that he is the Attorney who recently plea-bargained eternity in Hell down to 45 days in Limbo plus community service...."
 
"Objection! This is clearly an ad hominem. Neither my dazzling ability to plea-bargain in prior cases nor my unreasonably good looks should interfere in my right to defend my client in this case."
 
"I object! I don't find it necessary for the defendant to squeeze my breasts in order for me to know for certain that he is the Boob Bandit!"
 
*walks in and sits in the middle of the room*

My program shows that at least 86% of this isn't even relevant to the case.

*just sits there and looks at everyone with a bored expression to her face*

My program needs an update... *holds out arm with a red button on the sleeve*
 
*looks at sirix* thank you... Master sirix.. *eyes turn blue then closes eyes and just sit there like she's sleeping* reboot program complete.. *stands up* hey guys!!! And also... I would like to object to anything here *shrugs*
 
Objection because still, i want an explosion *pushes a different red button and hears a loud boom from somewhere in the distance* Withdrawn your honor
 
Objection because the only red button I have is to update my program *red button doesn't glow and doesn't do anything* *tilts head and just stares with a bored expresson*
 
Objection because i have my own red button *presents red button and presses it again, another boom sounding*
 
Objection! You're in the wrong thread to be giving out hugs! (But I'll take a quick hug anyway... no harm done, right?) ;)
 
Objection! I believe it was YOU who brought up the whole hug thing first, Missy! So there! :p
 
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