Objection!

[Million]

Objection! The one above practice shenanigans!

 

[Mercenary]

Objection! Shenanigans are a legal law process if done correctly! I see no need for using them as a flaw in argument.

 

[Revnarh]

Objection! To see the hard evidence we need to pull down the pants to be sure that it isn't just a large cucumber that looks like hard evidence.

 

[Mercenary]

Objection! My client is allergic to large cucumbers! Therefor, he could not have one in his pants!

 

[Revnarh]

Objection! He could have something else in his pants to make it look like there is hard evidence inside of his pants.

 

[Mercenary]

Objection! My client is actually secretly a woman!

 

[Revnarh]

Objection! That doesn't change the fact that she might have something in her pants! Or were you lieing when you said that your client had hard evidents inside her pants? Don't tell me that she's a futanari, dickgirl, transvestite, crossdresser, Hermaphrodite, shape-shifter, trap, shemale or a transgender because then your statement that your client is a woman would have been a lie!

 

[Bluefoot]

You have no proof that his statement is false!

 

[Mercenary]

Objection! The claim that my client had hard evidence in her pants was not released by this party!

 

[wiki234]

Objection, I demand that I have rights to conquer mankind as an inkvader

 

[Mercenary]

Objection! I'm part or mankind!

 

[wiki234]

Objection that doesn't matter cause I will inkvade and nothing will stop me

 

[Mercenary]

Objection! I won't be your slave!

 

[wiki234]

Objection, then I will destroy you

 

[Mercenary]

Objection! I'd turn you into sushi!

 

[Revnarh]

Objection! Don't do that to my new mistress who will inkvade this world!

 

[wiki234]

Objection! *puts hands on waist and does an evil laugh* that's squidding right! This squid is gonna help me in my plans, and I feel like eating some shrimp right now

 

[Mercenary]

Objection! I'd be willing to make terms with you over some shrimp...

 

[wiki234]

Objection! You have shrimp?! *drools a bit* wait...I'm an inkvader and inkvaders don't make friends with the enemy!!!

 

[Revnarh]

Objection! I brought you some fresh shrimp, my highness. Do you want to eat them raw or should I prepare them in a certain way?

 

[Jolie]

Objection! These bacon and cheese wrapped barbecued shrimp have totally blown my diet. That is what you meant when you said, 'Prepared a certain way,' right?

 

[Mr Quixotic]

Objection! They're not shrimp, they're prawns!

 

[Revnarh]

Objection! Somebody switched these shrimps out with a plate of prawns when we were looking away thanks to that monkey dancing on the ceiling!

 

[wiki234]

Objection you are correct it's not a monkey, it is a CHAMELEON! The curly tail is that thing over there on the ceiling.

 

[Pazzo]

I Object! That is obviously NOT a chameleon! Its a spider pig! That would explain the curly tail!