Objection!

[Revnarh]

Objection! That isn't a spiger-pig, it's Spiderman in a pig costume!

 

[Pazzo]

I object to spiderman wearing a pig costume! I also object that your Avatar's breasts aren't big enough!!!

 

[Revnarh]

Objection! The size of my avatars breasts have nothing to do with this case!

 

[Pazzo]

I Object! Your Avatar's breasts have absolutely EVERYTHING to do with the case!!!!

 

[Revnarh]

Objection! Feel free to tell me what my breasts have to do with this case?

 

[Pazzo]

I Object! Those tits are making everyone in the court room drop their jaws and distracting everyone! Look! The Prisoner has escaped!!!

 

[Revnarh]

Objection! I put a spell on the prisoner to make him/her unable to escape this court room as long as this court is not over!

 

[Pazzo]

I Object! Your tits are getting in the way of your gestures, making the spell fizzle into something you didn't intend! He is now a huge hulking ogre trying to eat the Jury!!!

 

[Revnarh]

Objection! Someone turned him into an ogre! My tits don't get into the way of my casted spells. I don't need to use any gestures or words to cast a spell!

 

[Pazzo]

Objection !

He just ate the judge !!!!

 

[BlackDog]

I object, you honor!! The so-called witness is wearing a threatening mask!!

 

[wiki234]

Objection, you can't have that pose unless you work here, but I don't see a badge

 

[Pazzo]

I Object! Get your pigtails out of the creamed corn at the Buffet Table!!!!

 

[wiki234]

Objection I don't even freakin know when this is even over before we get food and I don't eat human food accept cookies and stuff.

 

[Pazzo]

I Object! The accused has morphed into a troll, ate the judge, and just ate your pigtails Squirrel Killer!!!! Now you look like this!!!!

 

[wiki234]

Objection there's no logic in that, does that mean that I would turn into an even cuter vampire form like that? Or what

 

[Revnarh]

Objection! You are already very cute and adorable, but using shapeshifting to get even cuter would make you even more adorable!

 

[Blue Hatter]

Objection! Revnarh is leading the jury with promises of cuteness, promises that could not possibly be upheld, and which have no bearing on this case.

 

[☢Utsuho☢]

Objection! *Give everyone a cup of coffee* Everyone needs to their Fucking coffee break NOW!

 

[Pazzo]

I object to anyone objecting to a fucking coffee break!!! That being said everyone get to drinking coffee and fucking!!!

 

[Jolie]

"Consumption of at least one cup of coffee per day was significantly associated with a higher prevalence of sexual activity in women and with a higher potency rate in men."

But I object; I demand a quarter bar of dark chocolate with my coffee before commencing coital activities.

 

[Revnarh]

Objection! Not everyone here likes to drink coffee or is allowed to drink any! How about we hand out tea and hot chocolate or cocoa too?