have you ever.

[XXtraPrince]

Yes - on my first and last experience with GPS!

Have you ever had your GPS go haywire and you had to rely on something called "a map"?

 

[Dogged]

No and yes. I've never used GPS, only maps, and only when I'm disoriented(see hopelessly lost) and then I'll take out the map. I'm not asking for directions from man or machine...

Have you ever thought you were walking on solid ground only to find yourself up to your ankles in an icy puddle?

 

[Your Eternal Reward]

Not a puddle but there was this one time I was walking on a frozen lake for maybe 20 minutes without realizing how thin the ice I was standing on was. And that was only after someone else fell through.

Have you ever literally not recognized yourself in the mirror/a photograph?

 

[lowblow emma]

Yes, I once tried stepping round myself in a shop. Then I noticed the person was wearing identical shoes to mine, but it still took time for the penny to drop that I was standing in front of a mirror.

Have you ever got to the check out in the supermarket and only discovered that you didn't have any money at the very end?

 

[Foxy Lady]

No, but I thought I had once and only found it after a lot of frantic searching.

Has a shop assistant ever made a pass at you?

 

[Dogged]

Yes she did and I told her politely that my gf was standing right behind her.

Have you ever been so tired you poured your morning coffee into the sugar container and actually started stirring before you realized it? (Me, this morning) :blush:

 

[XXtraPrince]

No, but: I take my coffee straight out of the pot; my wife, with cream and sugar ("regular" in some locales). Many mornings I have creamed one and sugared the other.

Have you ever been standing on a train platform reading the paper, and when a train came along boarded it with no regard for which direction it was going?

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

Yes, I wanted to be out of the cold...

Have you ever gone surfing and swear someone was playing the 'Jaws' theme?

 

[sirix]

Being a land locked fellow, this has never happened to me, though I suspect that could be awesome.

Have you ever eaten Thanksgiving Dinner until your were absolutely stuffed, then an hour later ate just as much as you had the first time?

 

[lowblow emma]

No, and not just because we don't have Thanksgiving in Britain. There is though a very funny episode of The Vicar of Dibley in which the Vicar, Geraldine Grainger, eats 5 Christmas dinners so as not to offend all the parishioners who invited her. The sprout eating competition is a classic.

Have you ever literally wet yourself laughing?

 

[Revnarh]

Yes, but only a little.

Where you ever so scared that you literally shat your pants?

 

[CougarGirl]

No. I'm the one who scares people.

Have you ever felt that someone was following you?

 

[Hexxed4Life]

Absolutely! Whenever I'm walking in the dark, I feel this evil presence behind me.

Have you ever dated someone purely for some sort of ulterior motive (i.e. sex, money, etc)?

 

[Camille]

Does getting a free meal count as an ulterior motive? Then yes, I have.


Have you ever laughed during sex due to the look on your partner's face while he/she was orgasming?

 

[Hexxed4Life]

No but I've been laughed at for that very reason. It was my first time. Didn't do it again for a looooong time.

Have you ever smoked cannabis?

 

[Foxy Lady]

No. Never done any drugs.

Have you ever arrived at a party and realised, too late, that you are dressed inappropriately for the occasion?

 

[Camille]

No, thank goodness. All of the parties I ever attend are simply "come as you are", very casual.

Have you ever pole-danced? (or wanted to?)

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

Yes, as a joke among my friends. He has a poll in his house, used as a support beam.

Have you ever meet FBI agents when they are doing their job?

 

[AndNich123]

I can neither confirm or deny that.

Have you ever been attracted to someone much older than you?

 

[Revnarh]

Yes, when I was younger I wanted to marry my mom.

Have you ever thought about eating your own skin?

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

Yes. And I bite it... First time I tried masichism!

Have you ever burned yourself, then retouch the still steaming object.

 

[Frogman417]

Many times, when those dang waffles are too deep into the toaster!


Have you ever watch two people have sex in person?

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

I walked in on it...

Have you ever threw eggs at people?

 

[XXtraPrince]

No, but I "got egged" once while changing a tire.

Have you ever had to change a tire on the roadside?

 

[Frogman417]

Never had an opportunity.

Had you ever had an older person come onto you?