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have you ever.

A few times actually

Ever met that one person who just doesn't understand your not into them for one reason or another and continued to try and pursue you?
 
Yes - near an airfield in Incirlik, Turkey years ago; you couldn't get "high" off it but you damn sure could get sick!

Have you ever personally (not one of your role-play characters) been involved in a threesome or foursome (golf doesn't count)?
 
Yes I have and wow he was amazing! I lost track of him over the years though.

Have you ever been unexpectedly hit on by a friend that (was way outta your league) you had NO CLUE they thought of you that way? And you rolled with it...
 
I wish, a lot of my friends are Rodeo Queens, talk about WAY out of my wish.

Have you ever hit on someone way below your league cause you could.
 
Yes I have. Worst one nighter ever.

Have you ever had to explain the term pearl necklace to someone who just didn't 'get it?'
 
Umm half that. I coughed and farted at the same time in public.

Have you ever waited all week for your fave show to be on, only to find that it's a repeat that night?
 
Yes and I hate it when they do that.

Have you ever waited hours for a call from someone you thought you had a connection with.
 
Yes. It was Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead. It was not the best production and my friends just didn't get it.

Have you ever been taken to a play or film by someone who had really loved it, but it left you totally cold?
 
Yes. The film was "Gone With the Wind" and the person was my mother, which limited my options somewhat.

Have you ever been invited to a Bar Mitzvah and brought a watch, only to discover the Bar Mitzvah Boy also got 28 other watches?
 
I do it a lot actually, especially if I don't have much to do at work. Quality thinking time.

Have you ever been watching a movie with friends that you haven't really hung out with, and out of no where, it becomes a porn?
 
Eat it? I can't even find it.
Have you ever tried to find something only to realize you were already holding it in your hand?
 
If you mean literally, no, not in my hand, but I have often found it was right in front of me all the time, usually where I put it. If you mean metaphorically, yes, I spend my life searching for something better, something different, only to realise that I have it already except I didn't know it and by then it is usually too late. So the search goes on.

Have you ever got dressed in a hurry only to find when you are on your way to work that your clothes don't match?
 
Obviously. I then proceed to cover up said clothes under a lab coat. Problem solved.
Was a little bit more of a problem back when I wasn't working for great science. My last boss was a big stickler for looking professional.

Have you ever walked into a stranger's wedding?
 
Yes, in Louisville quite a while ago. By the end of the reception we were just like old friends!

Have you ever been lost, driving around and around, then turned a corner and your destination was right there in sight?
 
That happens all the time. It's called using a sat nav.

Speaking of which ...

Have you ever followed a sat nav and ended up completely stuck up a narrow lane where you can't turn or go any further?
 
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