Fact: I just saw a commercial for a new drug that claims it will give you clearer skin. However, it lowers your immune system, increases your chance for developing infections, and increases your chance to develop cancer.
Fact: I saw one once that, I swear to God, a side effect was 'an increased chance of suicide.'
Fact: I consider these drugs a sort of modern day natural selection.
Fact: All that aside, I just made a big bowl of jasmine rice. It has an increased chance of filling my mouth with deliciousness.