The person above you awakens in a hospital bed and YOU say:

[transformtionqueenerzila]

your mine now let the fun begin

 

[Aviatrix]

Sorry! You tripped over me while I was posing for a photo, can I make it up to you?

 

[transformtionqueenerzila]

yeah let me expierment on you.

 

[Lady Vanki]

I must have really gone overboard this last time...

 

[Aviatrix]

I told you the collar was too tight

 

[Gina in Orange]

Umm, hi. Can I just...touch your legs?

 

[transformtionqueenerzila]

you cant get away form me now gina.

 

[Pazzo]

Congrats, your full conversion surgery to godzilla was a success!

 

[transformtionqueenerzila]

just for that your next.

 

[Gina in Orange]

Now's my chance to escape >.>

 

[transformtionqueenerzila]

nope sorry your mine

 

[Pazzo]

...now your top is two sizes too small. *drool*

 

[Lady Vanki]

Man, I know I sinned, but I didn't think the threats of eternal damnation were serious...

 

[Aviatrix]

Next time remember the safe word

 

[Gina in Orange]

It's a wonder you could breathe at all with those belts so tight

 

[Pazzo]

...I think the doc said its gonna be quadruplets.

 

[☢Utsuho☢]

That what happens when you vibe!

 

[Aviatrix]

I have good news and bad news for you.

The bad news is that we couldn't get your pointy hat back from the giant's foot who stepped on you.

The good news is that we have a selection of new hats for you to choose from! Now what do you think of this fedora? Or maybe you would prefer something with a little more class like this tophat..

 

[☢Utsuho☢]

Sorry for doing that to you, but you were in the way. Good news I recover my hat and that giant won't be stepping on any now.

 

[Pazzo]

Nope, I was wrong, you are to be the next octo mom

 

[EmmaHart]

We were able to re-attach it, but . . .

 

[baby4_clues]

I've got good news and bad news , choose sweety...

 

[EmmaHart]

Wait, why are you waking up? Did I use enough anesthesia?
...
Fuck.

 

[Ivory11]

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMOROOOOOOOOW!

 

[EmmaHart]

If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, QUIT LICKING RANDOM SHIT! It's unsanitary!