The person above you awakens in a hospital bed and YOU say:

[Revnarh]

Good news, you're still alive! Bad news, you won't be able to have sex or masturbate anymore...

 

[Whispered Secret]

Good news, you're still alive! Bad news, you won't be able to have sex or masturbate anymore...

Good news, You did a great job keeping me alive...
Bad news, now you have to put me out of my misery!!!

 

[Leon]

"Okay, so you've been out for awhile. First things first, we will need to get you your barcode, tag and could you please spread your legs."

 

[Lord David Booyah]

Well, you survived, but now the rest of your chest is synthetic. We're sorry...

 

[☢Utsuho☢]

Ok you can go now, you're taking up space.

 

[Revnarh]

Please sign here, hre and here...thank you, now we can start the experiment.

 

[Lord David Booyah]

OH! Honey! Are you alright?! I told you going out with your ex was a bad idea... But there’s no time for that now- we’ve got to get to our wedding!

 

[TheWanderingOne]

Don't be afraid that you cannot see. Where we are going we do not need eyes.

 

[Revnarh]

Don't worry about being unable to move, you're a living head now. We're working on the robotic body for you, but that could take a few months or years.

 

[Leon]

Alright, I'll check the bod- OH, you're alive? Holy sh- you're alive! You're supposed to be dead, I guess we didn't drug you enough. Alright, uuhhh, I'll be right back to fix this.

 

[latexwyo]

The hair implants were a success...unfortunately, we put them in the wrong place!

 

[latexwyo]

They saved your life... but they couldn't save the latex. I'm so sorry.

That is ok...there is always more latex!

 

[WaveVelour]

Sorry, they were unable to remove it off your hips. Here's a latex polisher though.

 

[skyfetcher]

You just had to play hard, didn't you?

 

[☢Utsuho☢]

Move I need to take a nap.

 

[latexwyo]

Sorry, they were unable to remove it off your hips. Here's a latex polisher though.

Thank you very much! Enough polish and it will come off!

 

[kinkyponygirl]

Can I grab your shiny latex ass I enjoy latex as well and I am encased in it as well

 

[latexwyo]

My ass and other areas are always available for a grab or a fondle!

 

[kinkyponygirl]

Come into my room and I will gladly take that polish and apply it all over

 

[Revnarh]

No time to explain, your jokey is already waiting for you!

 

[☢Utsuho☢]

That the power of the purple cactus

 

[Jacob99]

Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there.

 

[Revnarh]

That was the worst case of alcohol poisoning I have ever seen. We had to give you a new liver!

 

[skyfetcher]

You must have really gotten in trouble to end up in a place like this... we don't know the first thing about operating your kind, but the good news is that you apparently took care of yourself when you were out. So uh, want to go out for a drink?

 

[Blurugirl]

So, before I tell you what happened, have you ever thought about life without eyebrows?