The person above you awakens in a hospital bed and YOU say:

[Candy]

We used more silicon than we thought was needed.

 

[Bob]

What the fuck? This isn't a greenhouse. Get out!

 

[Revnarh]

I'm sorry, but your wife didn't survive the crash.

 

[Dragonfoot455]

I don't remember falling asleep in a hospital

 

[Aviatrix]

Ohh pretty swirls..

 

[Timor]

Just visiting.

 

[Revnarh]

The doctors tried their best to save you, but your face...

 

[Timor]

We have a priest here. Everything will be all right; imagine you are swimming, the waves will come crashing, but you are strong.

 

[Starboy_chesterfield]

I only came here for the food

 

[Jamie21]

you might need some time to adjust in your avatar, take it easy!

 

[Aviatrix]

Now Jamie, I know that you take your cosplay seriously. But maybe this should be a lesson telling you not to wildly swing around a real katana.

 

[Revnarh]

We had problems to make the scars as small as possible, but now you won't be able to see them even without makeup!

 

[Feed-Me-Roles]

Woah. Holy shit, you can see me?

 

[Skade]

I've seen worse...

 

[Starboy_chesterfield]

Im glad I haven't gone to hell today

 

[Lord David Booyah]

Starboy, I’ve come to bargain.

 

[Sleepingskill]

Starboy, I’ve come to bargain.

A Lannister always pays their debts

 

[NightHawk]

A Lannister always pays their debts

I don't know how i got here, I don't know where am i, but dam i am happy i'm here.

 

[Lord David Booyah]

Why is there a bird in this hospital?

 

[NightHawk]

Why is there a bird in this hospital?

why is there a medieval warrior in a 2019 hospital?

 

[Lord David Booyah]

Who brought a sentient UAV in here? Get it to the repair shop; just ‘cause we’re on a millitary base doesn’t mean that we treat millitary equipment for viruses.

 

[Revnarh]

You're finally awake! I need to get the president, I'm not qualified enough to tell you what happened 50 years ago.

 

[Leon]

We didn't think that you were going to be able to wake up after we pulled something THAT big out.

 

[☢Utsuho☢]

Awake up, get up, get out there.

 

[Whispered Secret]

Yeah, we are sorry to say...that there was a little issue with the eyes....