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Always a thief(lady/moon)

"He might not, but if he cant, simply asking him will probably make gabe cook for us."she pointed out.before smiling as she checked on the others to, amused at the sight of sith on the floor looking like a lazy kitten despite being in human form. That wss s just adorable. "It's upsetting to us all. But he'll be okay, better with time I think."sith said, he hoped anyways.&he doesfly like a drunken sailor. It's sorta cute."Belladonna snickered.
 
"I think that would work out for the best." he admitted. "how we managed to end up with a house full of people with no one knowing how to cook is a mystery to me." he admitted with a chuckle before grinning at Sith. "Lazy feline." he teased. "shall i get you some cream and Tuna?" he offered the other. "...i want cream and Tuna...." Coatl said, looking very interested, making James laugh as Crystall wrinkled his nose. Crystall who was sporting a black eye from fighting to get Oberon off of Cernunnos. "yuck. milk is disgusting and fish is even worse." he admitted. "don't suppose you have any salad?" Crystall ate like a horse did. that was to say, vegetables and the occasional fruit. he'd kill you for sugar though. not sweets, just sugar. "i am not a drunken sailor! Sailors don't fly anyway!" "exactly." "i'm going to hurt you."
 
"Hmm talent. though I think you are to blame for it, it is after all your house. you're supposed to make sure we have a cook or something."Belladonna snickered a little. "Hmmm, yes. Cream and tuna sound good."Sith said stretching slowly, looking amused before laughing at crystal's disgust. "You are such a horse." "Of course he is."Belladonna snickered before smirking. "You can't hurt him. Sith might take offense." "Nah, james can't hurt him to badly. It'd be okay."Sith said stretching slowly, "So, who's cooking?"
 
"Nah. the cook goes on vacation when i come here. i don't like people knowing who i am. the people i hire to keep this place up don't even know my name." he admitted. "Privacy has always been important to me." he admitted before smiling. "or it used to be. it doesn't really bother me anymore. probably because none of you care who i am... or who i'm not." he admitted, offering her a smile. "you know. i do actually have cream and Tuna." James admitted with a chuckle, pouring the cream into some glasses and opening the pouches of Tuna and started handing them out before digging in the fridge for something for the rest of them to eat. "i have cheese?" he offered, blinking at them. "or, ah, box macaroni?" he muttered, his head tilted.
 
“Ah, I can see how that would be important. Especially with Alex, being well, alex.”Because he ended up on the Fae cases mostly, or magic oriented, the man spent alot of time in the public eye, and was nearly as infamous as the killers he caught. “Really?”Sith perked up at that, rolling to his feet as he followed after james happily as he got the drink, sipping it and eating happily. “....Why are you trying to cook?I thought you were forbidden from cooking.”Alex said. “He was. It’s a rule.”Loki said shaking his head a litte.
 
"not only that, but Loki too." he admitted. "You might not realize this but Loki is one of the leading business men in the world. if he doesn't own it, he has his fingers in it. he's literally the richest man on earth and people have used me to get closer to him more times than i can count." he admitted. "hurts sometimes, especially in the beginning but i've just gotten so used to being alone that i never realized how alone i really felt... not until i met all of you and.... and realized i'm not alone anymore." he admitted with a smile before chuckling at Alex. "i'm capable of making some things you know. so long as it comes from a box." he admitted. "i have about a dozen frozen pizza's in here, how about pizza?" he offered. "i can make frozen pizza." he admitted, looking at his three ovens. "...huh. i wonder when those where installed?" he mused, his head cocked to the side.
 
“Ah....yes, well considering how many lifetimes he’s been through, I’m sure he’s done a litte bit of everything.”Belladonna said looking interested and amused at the idea before wincing. “Well, we like you. For you. No other reason.”She said blushing a little as she kissed his cheek,:You wont be alone anymore.” “No you’re not. I’ve heard stories. And the last thing you made was alive, James.”Alex made a face. “We’ll have pizza, and I’ll make it.”Loki said before laughing. “Probably when your cook decided she was tired of not having them.”
 
"Yeah. and he always wills himself things." he admitted with a smile. "he leaves it to an 'undisclosed future relative'. all Loki has to do is answer questions when he's reborn and boom, everything is his own again." he admitted. "it's really neat how he has it all set up." he admitted before smiling at her. "i know. it's... it's kind of weird actually." he admitted. "i've never had someone who just liked me before. Loki and Alex don't really count since they're family and they have to like me." he admitted before rolling his eyes at Alex. "i can make boxed mac you know. and frozen pizza. as long as it doesn't involve real cooking, then i'm fine. just don't ask me to make any eggs or anything."
 
“That’s really cool. Wonder how many times he messed up until he figured out how to do that.”Belladonna snickered at the idea of how long it took loki to get the process perfect. “I’m sure they’d like you even if they weren’t family.” “Well, I’ll keep that in mind for next time gabe has to go somewhere.”Alex snickered a little, “It’ll reassure Gabe that I wont die of starvation.”
 
"i'm not sure. by the time he had anything to leave for himself he had already been living for a very long time." he admitted. "for a while there he was just leaving things to himself in caves and such. problem with that was, sometimes people would find it. he learned how to get very creative, very fast." he admitted with a smile. "he's not a 'trickster' for nothing after all." he admitted with a grin before laughing at Alex. "Brother, my love." James said loftily. "i have three million dollars in a hidden account attached to Loki's that i earned. trust me, we won't starve even if we have to eat out everyday or hire a cook." he promised.
 
“Ah....gotta admit, these days it’s easier to will things to people then it would have been before computers and wills and banks.”Belladonna said looking thoughtful before laughing. “Good thing he’s a trickster then.”She said looking amused. “.....That was sorta creepy. Don’t call me that.”Alex ordered sulking a little before staring at his brother. Looking both disturbed and interested in that. Definitely disturbed at the idea of james earning all that money in what he knew was a illegal career.
 
"yeah, a lot easier." he agreed with a smile before he smirked at his brother. "it was meant to be." he admitted with a chuckle before he smiled at his brother. "relax. i wouldn't use the illegal money on you." he promised. "that three million dollars was made legitimately." he admitted. "Loki taught me how to do investing." he admitted. "he made it hard too. he gave me fifty dollars and i had to choose wisely. i did." he admitted. "i own about a fourth of Budwiser." he admitted. "i was still drinking at the time, so..." he shrugged.
 
“You are such a ass. I’m gonna tell Gabe you are being creepy.” “Oh don’t worry, he already knows.”Sith snickered a little from where he was lazing on the floor eating, before snorting at alex’s look. The man looked legitimately upset at the idea of using illegal funds. That was just adorable. “Good....and really?” “Yes. He got very good at it.”Loki said smirking a little. “So you were a good reason you invested well. That’s amusing.”Alex snickered at the idea, though he did worry about james drinking even if he wasn't anymore.
 
"i enjoy being creepy." he admitted with a grin before he smiled at Alex because his brother was kind of sweet in his law abiding ways. "yes really. i own little bits of a lot of things but in the beginning i was pouring pretty much everything i had in Budweiser because i didn't know any better." he amitted with a smile. "Loki nearly beat me up when he realized." he admitted with a chuckle. "that's when he started teaching me how to actually do investing." he admitted. "In any case.... seriously why did they have to install two more ovens?" he wondered, his head tilted. "not that i'm complaining, three pizzas at once will be nice considering how much we all eat." he admitted, popping open the pizza's and putting them on pans to bake. the poor cooking illiterate bastard even looked at the box and set a timer. at least h could make something. "i thought it was agreed that we didn't allow James to cook?" Gabe asked as he walked in.
 
“Belladonna doesn’t like creepy. You should know that.”Alex huffed a little before snickering a little. “That’s amusing. Really.” “don’t tell him that. It took me months to teach him better. It was a pain.”Loki snorted amused before snickering. “So if they’re cooking cookies, or thanksgiving dinner or something, they can cook more at once.”Loki said looking to amused. “And we’re supervising. We thought it’d be okay to let him handle the pizza.”Alex said smiling at gabe sweetly.
 
"Belladonna likes it when i'm creepy. don't you Flower?" he asked her with a smile before he flushed bright red hen he realized he'd called her that out loud. "Well it's not like i knew better and you know i'm terrible at math." he pointed out with a smile before blinking a little. "huh. well i guess that makes sense." he agreed with a smile. "i don't think i trust any of you to 'supervise' at all. none of you can cook either." Gabe pointed out, though he didn't stop James from rotating the pizza's. exactly as the instructions said to. it seamed to be going okay at least. "THERE'S A UNICORN HERE!" Crystall screamed as he bounded into the room, having gone for a run. James just started laughing because he had thought Crystall had known that. "What!? a Unicorn? really?!" Cernunnos asked, rushing outside to see for himself. "are they rare or something?" James wondered. sure Ziza was the only unicorn he'd ever met, but he thought that was because he was mostly in the 'human' world.
 
“....If you say so.”Belladonna said looking amused as she blushed. “Flower? You are never again allowed teasing me about what I call Gabe.”Alex ordered looking amused, before making a face at Gabe. “I can totally cook!Really. And sith is old enough to know how to cook.” “If you count burning the steaks over a bonfire, sure.”Sith said looking amused. “....Yes. There is. Didn’t I tell you that?”Belladonna said smirking at Crystall, having not told him simply because she’d wanted to see his response. “and yes. They are.”Sith said rolling to his feet already bounding out the door to see himself. “well, that explains how to entertain them while they’re here.”Alex grinned amused at all of them going out to see the unicorn
 
"....i am too. you're supposed to call sweet innocent young maiden's flower and sweat heart and sensitive things. Gabe is a Demon and one of the biggest, toughest men i know on top of that. it's just wrong to call him the things you call him." he huffed, looking amused before outright laughing as all of the 'proper' Fey raced out to find the Unicorn. "well i'm thrice as glad i rescued him then." James admitted with a smile. "plus, while they're busy i can put more things on the pizza." he admitted, heading into the fridge to get ll the vegetarian things he loved on his pizza. tomatoes, olives of both kinds, spinach and green bell and banana peppers. sprinkled a hefty dose of pepper all over that and shoved it into the oven after another sprinkling of an entire bag of shredded cheese.
 
“....”Belladonna giggled at the idea of being called innocent. “I don’t think she’s innocent, and Gabe is a cuddle bunny and teddy bear, and you’re just being mean.”Alex huffed a little, smirking a little amused at james’ words, not really upset about it. “Yes, we’re glad you saved him. He’ll be happy with friends here.”Belladonna smiled a little before snorting at the food choices. “Ewwwwwwww. James!Don’t do that to pizza.”Alex said looking a little green, definitely pregnancy problems kicking in.
 
"She's totally innocent." James admitted with a nod. "i mean, just look at that face, she's so sweet and nice. she could never be up to something nefarious." James admitted, looking amused before chuckling a little. "i just wonder how they plan to get him back to the Isles." he admitted, watching the men fuss over Ziza. "what? you don't have to eat it. we have plenty of frozen pizza. enough for each of us to have three whole ones to ourselves." he admitted. "do you want to put anything on yours?" he offered, indicating a pizza he had just popped out of it's plastic wrapper.
 
“she’s your mate. She’s totally nefarious.”Alex huffed. “No, I would totally not do nefarious things. I respect the law, officer.”Belladonna said staring at alex with wide eyed innocence. “Hmm, they’ll let him on gabe’s plane probably.”Alex snickered at the idea before wincing, his stomach rolling at the food. “I know. But it’s still disgusting.”He grumbled before pausing tihnking about that, before nodding. “M&M’s?”
 
"yeah, see? she's an innocent little flower who would never paint her own father blue while he was sleeping." James agreed. "i really doubt Gabe is going to let them take a Unicorn on his baby." "i let you take cats, dogs, birds and snakes on there. why the hell not. as long as they don't shit, they won't be ejected." he promised. "what kind of M&Ms? we have mini, normal, peanut, peanut butter, crispy and pretzel." he said, pulling the bags down without even batting an eye at the idea.
 
“....”Belladonna stared at james for a long moment before pointing a finger at gabe. “You promised you’d never tell anyone it was me!Dad still doesn’t know it was me. He thinks it’s crystall.”she whined a little. “..I’m sure Ziza is housebroken, or at least good enough not to piss on your plane, babe. It’s okay.”Alex grinned a little at that before looking serious, not sure which ones he wanted before smiling a little, glad james hadn’t freaked at the requestion. “Mini and a few normal.”
 
Gabe just shook his head. "i didn't say a word." he promised her. "Crystall told me." James admitted with a snigger. "he was the one who was punished for that after all." he admitted with a grin before nodding. "Ziza will be able to hold it." he promised.Gabe making faces at the m&m's being scattered all over the Pizza and popped into the oven to melt all over the pizza. "oh that's gross." Crystall said, wrinkling his nose at the chocolate on Pizza, yelping when Crystall smacked him. "he's pregnant, leave his food choices alone." "and what's James excuse?" "no tastebuds?"
 
"I'm gonna have to smack him for that. No one was supposed to know it was me."Belladonna sulked a little looking amused at gabe face."just think, the cravings are just going to get worse."he said. "I don't have to eat it..."alex said biting him lip, looking at them all. "Don't worry about it alwx. I'm gonna put tuna on mine."sith said smirking a little as he walked back in
 
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