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What made you LAUGH today?

Coworker, surprised: "How are you picking that up?"

By picking it up, you idiot. I know what he was trying to say, since the box is typically too heavy for one person, but it still cracked me up for the next ten minutes.
 
A picture I took at the Nintendo store in front of a Link statue, completely ruined by some lady digging into her asshole as I took the picture.
 
Internet Post:

What do you fear?

Student 1: "Werewolves"
Student 2: "Sharks"
Student 3: "Snakes"
Dylan: "The unstoppable March of time that is inevitably leading us to our deaths."
Student 5: "Dylan"
 
When some tailgating shithead swaps lanes to cut in front of you... to be one second ahead, and is now stuck behind the person I was stuck behind.

Congratulations lmao.
 
A song I'd never heard, but really enjoyed.

It was like one of those joyous laughs, that come from surprise, or sudden elation. Love those.
 
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