Coworker, surprised: "How are you picking that up?"
By picking it up, you idiot. I know what he was trying to say, since the box is typically too heavy for one person, but it still cracked me up for the next ten minutes.
Student 1: "Werewolves"
Student 2: "Sharks"
Student 3: "Snakes"
Dylan: "The unstoppable March of time that is inevitably leading us to our deaths."
Student 5: "Dylan"