Came back from lunch at 2:56 pm saying, "Okay, I'm refreshed, recharged, and ready to get these appliances flown!"... knowing DAMN WELL I was leaving at 3 p.m.
Laughing at the karma I received by being pulled into some stupid ass theft prevention meeting FIVE MINUTES before I was scheduled to go, and stayed at work an hour and fifteen minutes overtime doing fuck all lmao.
This dude was like, "I'm glad you're here! You're the fastest to ever unload the truck!" And I smiled like a Grinch knowing damn well I wasn't about to unload his truck lmfao.