Wow...this is a party already!
Fresh out of our nap, Milenka and I had thrown on some clothes, kinda laughing between the two of us as we listened to the Russian Pop from the other room getting louder and louder along with the excited commotion of the girls. Milenka catches me watching her as she squeezes herself - just barely - into her jeans.
"A-another shopping trip soon?" I quip, as a joke, the crack in my voice betraying my thoughts.
We are greeted with hoots and hollers and cheers in some Slavic tongue when we finally make it out to the great room. The girls have been drinking for some time, but it looks like it's just now become a party. Two near-empty bottles of vodka and another couple of wine sit on one of the coffee tables and already the girls: Elvira, Akilinia, Tatyana, Valentina, Kristina...and Jackie as well...are having a blast.
"Don't you people have to work tomorrow?!" I ask, with pretend indignation, hearing of this 'ceremony'. But I can't keep from laughing as Valentina, behind Milenka and me, shimmies us into the room to the electronic beat of the music. Her kiss is lingering with me, weirdly so, as is her comment:
"We hear of good news. How you now own husband"
"No, Valentina. Is custody, not ownership, of husband..."
"What 'custody' mean?" Valentina asks, playing dumb with a little pout and straightening my collar, "Does it mean little man can't go out of house without wifey?"
"H-heh-heh...n-no..." I interject, awkwardly, "I th-think it's m-more of a p-protective th-"
"Does it mean he have to hold wifey
hand in public?" she asks, teasingly?"
"Does he have to ask...how you say...permission? To drive car?" Akilinia asks, chiming in with a giggle, "To buy clothes?"
"To pee?" Kristina asks, "To poop?"
All the girls laugh.
Really? They want to celebrate this? I know they're joking but...it's sorta humiliating! This whole Dependent Adult 'custody' thing, But, I understand why it had to be done...I do, don't I?
Wait...why again..?
Whatever the reason, it's just another excuse to party, to them, I realize. And I don't want to get in their way if they want to have some fun. And - look at Milenka - she looks so happy, laughing already with a now-third shot of vodka in her hand. So when Kristina, in a white button-up top that's concealing something obviously very lacy and racy, approaches me with a glass of vodka:
"
Na zdorovje!" I announce, taking the shot and downing it with a smile...
...and then spitting it back up, all over the carpet.
That, naturally, gets everyone laughing.
A little embarrassed, all the girls now looking at me, I wipe my lips with the back of my wrist as I remember, of course: I can't even drink properly, anymore. I manage a meager smile, though, and try to toss it off in a joke. "Not
nearly chilled enough..."
The girls continue to giggle and titter, Kristina now pouring shots for everyone else as Valentina wipes my lips with her finger, tut-tutting at me like a mother hen. "Oh, little man, we sorry you no can drink vodka like women," she coos, "but you have fun tonight too! We have
other ways of making you drunk. Here, Kristina, come..."
At that, Kristina turns around - vodka bottle still in one hand, a tumbler in the other, and steps back towards us.
"Kristina - show little man," Valentina says, "show little man why he no need vodka. Why he only need
women..."
Without a word, but with a thin, knowing smile, Kristina tilts her chin up to display her long, elegant neck. Strong tendons, smooth skin. Her eyes drift close for a moment and then, in the next, I am hit.
Ahhhh....
"There...
therre you go..!" Valentina purrs, watching my face relax, my jaw slacken, "Kristina
very good at that...making men drunk..."
Without a sip, or a puff, or really barely a breath, I'm suddenly drunk and high and just plain tripping-out on the pheromones of this chick. Kristina's pheromones...wow...wild...
Satisfied, her task complete, Kristina has already moved on and Valentina leans in to kiss me again, with a big smile...lingering a bit longer, this time.
I hand her my old vodka glass -
I won't be needing this - and, like a happy dolt, murmur "
thhhanks..." I'm three sheets gone, immediately, and couldn't be more content.
Valentina laughs, and ruffles my hair, and then the party
really starts...
...dancing...
...singing...
...some sort of game, with a few of the girls, that involves stripping and drinking...
All I know, an hour or so later, is that Kristina's down to some sort of lace bodysuit, Milenka is dramatically braless in her blue tank-top and panties, and Akilinia is all-but naked. Me: I kept my pants for a while but I lost the game. I was totally naked up until, in some sort of joke, I found Akilinia fitting her bra-cup over my head like a hat ("Look! It fit right in!" Valentina snorted), and then Kristina doing the same with Milenka's discarded bra over my nethers, a makeshift diaper.
"So soft, yes?" Valentina asks, rubbing the bright-orange bra-cup on my head. "And so soft, yes?" she queries again, caressing me suggestively through the white bra around my manhood. "Now you see how woman feel, in her bra. Soft, yes?"
Drunk, still, on a constant flow of pheromones coming from Kristina, I chuckle, idiotically. It does feel nice, so silky...and as I'm looking at Valentina, crouched over in front of me, watching me intently, the feeling begins to intensify. She has her neck craned up, now, just a bit, showing her throat...and I'm aware of a strong pheromone coming off of her. The feeling, the soft feeling of the bra cup on my head, of Milenka's bra around my sac, sliding on my shaft, becomes even more intense, and suddenly I'm aware...oh no...of myself coming...ejaculating into it...
Valentina giggles, seeing me redden in humiliation, and lets me go...
...because it's time, I guess, for the ceremony.
But what just happened?
Milenka and I are, amid a crowd of giggling, led to stand in front of Jackie. She's climbed herself up onto a coffee table so she can look down her nose upon us, with mock seriousness. She's tottering a bit, and trying to keep herself from laughing...I've seen her do more than her share of vodka shots tonight, too.
The other girls all hold me steady, though I can feel myself slowly coming down off the pheromone-induced high that Kristina had otherwise kept me sodden in all evening. I try to laugh, at what I see as the comedy of the moment, and look up at Jackie as she unfolds a half-crumpled sheet of paper: a statement, prepared for her to read...
She clears her throat, as if to impress upon us the ersatz gravity of the moment, and - with the occasional giggle - reads the pre-prepared statement. Niceties, about Milenka and I. How happy we are, together...
"He wanted the perfect woman for him. Rather than follow the rules ordained to most of us...he had a woman manufactured, and trained to be his. That woman is before us, that woman is Milenka."
Milenka, already rubbing my back, crouches down beside me so she can look in my eyes, bringing another hand to rub my belly. Her smile is wide and warm and her eyes sparkle in good humor.
Jackie is about to continue, but then:
"Get down!" I hear, and Jackie laughs as she jumps and is half-pushed off the table by Valentina, who climbs up on the table herself, "You too nice!" With that, Valentina stands up to full height, herself now towering over both Milenka, the other girls and (moreso) me. In her bright pink, figure-hugging sweater-dress, she looks like a nordic high-priestess at altar.
"What we are gathered here today to commemorate, sisters," Valentina begins, "is the new legal relationship between our Milenka and our 'little master'." The other girls hoot, and raise their drinks to toast. "First of its kind, first of many," she continues, rather cryptically and in surprisingly good English, "Legal Guardianship, Custody of an Adult...this is granted when an adult is found and deemed unfit to handle own affairs. Unable to survive in society without aid of another. This serious...this incapacitated person, this 'ward'...he cannot have driver's license. Cannot buy property, use credit card, take out loan. Many things adults do, he cannot. He need his Guardian...he need his wife."
Milenka continues to rub my back, at times watching my face as I watch Valentina...who is now joined, on the makeshift podium, by Elvira.
"And...how he get this way?" Elvira begins, standing tall aside Valentina and looking down at me, "How our Mr. Gray become like this? A 'ward'. 'Incapacitated'. Unable to make decisions, unable to run household, run life? Dependent, like child, like
baby, upon wife? You know how?
He ask to be..."
Again, the other girls - Akilinia, Tatyana, Jackie, Kristina, and Valentina as she steps down - they cheer and laugh, rustling my hair and squashing themselves into me, holding me. Milenka laughs herself, caught in the moment.
"Yes, he ask to be, he want to be, like dependent unto his wife," Elvira continues, "And...like rich, American man...he get what he want. Now, now he have legal proof, legal decision. This we celebrate..."
"With vodka!" Kristina calls, from behind me.
"Yes, yes, Kristina, with vodka," Elvira smiles, raising her own glass, "but we also commemorate...with ceremony. Milenka, sister, stand up. This is your time. Stand up tall." Elvira motions, with her hand, to Milenka: stand. "Your man: he get what he want. Show him, now, what he have. Make him see..."
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