That is REALLY odd lol. Words don't describe.
I never have, no. My last girlfriend was on the pill and was allergic to latex, so we didn't use condoms, but with my first girlfriend, we always had a healthy stock of condoms, and I always had a couple on hand for when the mood struck in places besides our rooms.
Ever been turned on by something that, when you thought about it later, you were like "what the shit was I thinking?"