have you ever.

[Jaqueline]

No. I know they use forklifts.

Ever had sex in a tree?

 

[mr_darcy]

No, but I bet the bark was worse than his bite.

Have you ever rubbed yourself raw?

 

[Jaqueline]

Had to soak my fingers every hour for a week for it to heal.

Ever watched The Room?

 

[mr_darcy]

Yes, when it was released to DVD - Johnny was far too trusting.

Have you ever had liquor splashed in your eye(s)?

 

[Skylar23]

Yes I have, during a house party. I slapped the guy who did it, whom to my dismay, was too drunk to care.

Have you ever imagined yourself skydiving and forget to grab a parachute?

 

[luatesh]

nope

Have you ever stop at a stop light and seen a group of people do a Mexican fire drill

 

[XXtraPrince]

One time, long ago, I saw a CHINESE fire drill in downtown San Diego. Four sailors, their whites blinding in the California sun, jumped out of a Chevrolet Corvair and, leaving their doors open, circled the car at a dead run before diving back in and racing off, beating the green by a full second. I thought for a moment I'd gone stark, raving mad!

What is a MEXICAN fire drill?

Have you ever had sex on a beach and had an unexpected wave wash sand between your legs?

 

[Plastic Redemption]

Nope-- virgin. :3

Have you ever gone to the store and someone commented on having nice melons?
-_-

 

[Razgriz]

Nope, I'm a dude.

Have you ever given a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence?

 

[Nyarly]

...No?

Have you ever looked at porn in the presence of other people?

 

[Miser Fallout]

Unfortunately. The awkwardness was enough to punch one of them in the face.

Have you ever had sex in a school parking lot and ALMOST got caught?

 

[Plastic Redemption]

....same answer, unfortunately.

Have you ever masturbated or lightly 'played with yourself' in the presence of other people? School, restaurant, houses, over for dinner, ect..

 

[XXtraPrince]

I have SURREPTITIOUSLY "lightly played with myself" in the presence of others many times, almost always when there was a woman around whom I wanted to get into....

Have you ever had sex in a rocking chair, and someone drove by, stopped and watched?

Postscript: Nice avatar picture, Plas!

 

[Thatoneguy85]

Not yet, though that would Rock XD

Have you ever had sex while driving a moving vehicle. (Actual intercourse not a sexual act. ) ???

 

[Razgriz]

Nope, but that would be one hell of a ride.

Have you ever had sex on the beach?

 

[Shovel]

I haven't yet.

Have you ever been at a stoplight and headbanged really hard to freak out the person in the next car?

 

[Thatoneguy85]

Twice.

Have you ever fantasized about a co-worker, only for them to approach you for 'it' ?

 

[DamningTheHeavens]

Indeed I have.

Ever think "ummm.... what the fuck was I thinking" upon seeing someone up close you thought was attractive from afar?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Yeah, just like the "signature scene" in China Doll where the man sees this woman with a terrific shape from afar, and approaches only to find she's got terrible skin. Can cause a guy to go on a bender just to get the experience out of his skull!

Have you ever come upon a Chinese Fire Drill in progress?

 

[Camille]

*Grins* Yes, once, and I thought it was quite funny! I would do it, if I could find some people willing to do it with me. I don't know how legit it would be for just one person to do a Chinese Fire Drill by themself??

Have you ever been given a lap dance?

 

[Requiem-drake]

Yes during a game of truth or dare my best friend, closer to twin brother, had to give me one.

Have you ever questioned your sexuality?

 

[Nico]

Nope. Always knew I was into both men and women. I find it funnier that others question my sexuality far more than I do. It's like, Cheezus why should it matter what I like sexually? It's not everything I am as a person... >.> #OldRant

Have you ever streaked buck naked?

 

[Requiem-drake]

Nope, way too self-conscious for that.

Have you ever hit on a police officer?

 

[DamningTheHeavens]

I have, but I did not know she was an officer at the time.

Have you ever accidentally slapped your own genitals?

 

[XXtraPrince]

I have; it hurts just as much as if another had. Worse, there's no possible form of retaliation!

Have you ever fallen like a ton of bricks for someone from the very second y'all met?