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have you ever.

Yes! I hugged my friend Will one day on a pass by and he grabbed my ass and licked in side of my face then whispered something about golden rainbows and his smirf minions rocking my world. Normally I would have decked him but even though I knew he was joking it really weird-ed me out and I had to walk away from him. It was-by far- the creepiest thing he has ever done to me.

Have you ever hurt yourself really badly but continued to use that limb/body part ect in strenuous labor for the sake of avoiding being bitched at for not completing the job?
 
Yeah. I punched through a few glass windows after getting really wasted one night and got some really fucking deep cuts. Still had to go into work 'cause I couldn't get anybody to cover me.

Have you ever woken up to a cat kneading your forehead?
 
No. o_O Someone has done that to my fist, though. <_<

Have you ever kicked a soda machine and gotten a soda out of it?
 
No, but I bet I'd turn bright tomato red. Still, it must be nice to be wanted that much.

Have you ever stared at someone so long that they ran away?
 
Yes. In my defense, it was night time.

Have you ever run through a screen door thinking there was no door?
 
Yes!

Have you ever seen something painful and then imagined feeling it happen to you?[did this sentence make sense?]
 
-Glad i'm not the only one.-

No. Never asked ANYONE out.

Ever had your ass slapped by a stranger who thought you were someone else?
 
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