have you ever.

[Guro]

Never, I fucking HATE all my bosses at both my jobs. Though when I finish training for my EMT I will adore my boss since she's the one who walked me through it and will be my boss; she's also my best friend.

Have you ever held your breathe while reading something exciting and not realize it until you let it out?

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

Yes. Pretty much every book by Jim Butcher.

Have you ever exploited a bureaucracy out of pure frustration?

 

[Guro]

Yes, just about every other day of my life.

Have you ever manipulated someone?

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

Yeah. Didn't feel great about it.

Have you ever simultaneously regretted doing something and felt satisfied for doing it.

 

[Guro]

No; it can only be one or the other for me.

Have you ever had a bed that was nothing a mess of papers, paints, (items of your choice)?

If so, have you ever just shoved it all off onto the floor to sprawl out on an empty bed?

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

Yar. Instead I have books, weights, stones, notebooks. Of course I shoved it all off the bed. Repeatedly. Makes the room a mess.

Have you ever surprised yourself?

 

[Guro]

yes.... Oh man... but in silly ways.

Have you ever wished you were born in a time before your time?

 

[Nihilistic_Impact]

Yes; but only under certain conditions.

Have you ever pissed blood?

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

Yes.

Have you ever listened to a song, only to realize near the end you'd been belting out the lyrics really loudly all along?

 

[Guro]

yesssssssssssssss

Have you ever realized you were tone deaf and yet not care?

 

[Snazzy Trinket]

Nope. Not tone def.

Have you ever watched the same thing for 5 hours straight only to realized you hate the show?

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

No. I am generally very decisive about like/not like.

Have you ever tried to fly?

 

[Guro]

ONLY ALL THE TIME

Have you ever liked someone right off the bat?

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

Yep.

Have you ever disliked someone right off the bat for no known reason?

 

[Guro]

yes; they've just got that look or personality about them....

Have you ever wanted to beat someones face in but didn't because you knew they were crazy?

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

In a really big way.

Ever had to take care of a crazy person?

 

[Snazzy Trinket]

Define crazy and I'll give an answer to that.

Have you been caught doing something extremely awkward and actually had a well thought out explanation for it?

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

Define crazy and I'll give an answer to that.

Diagnosed as clinically insane by an accredited mental health professional in a clinical setting.

 

[Snazzy Trinket]

Define crazy and I'll give an answer to that.

Diagnosed as clinically insane by an accredited mental health professional in a clinical setting.

Yes, it's harder then a lot of people like to think.
^question still above.

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

Define crazy and I'll give an answer to that.

Have you been caught doing something extremely awkward and actually had a well thought out explanation for it?

Yes. For a given definition of awkward.

Have you ever had to bullshit the cops?

 

[Guro]

never. 0:3c

Have you ever pretended that you were someone else?

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

Yes. I once pretended I was my friend's son--22 year age difference--so we could get into a concert cheap.

Have you ever read On Beauty by Kahlil Gibran?

 

[Guro]

I have now.

Have you ever thought you were in love?

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

Yes.

How much do you stumble?

 

[Snazzy Trinket]

Not much but I need to shave my legs. >.<

Have you ever burned you're hand on the stove?