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have you ever.

Nope, to thine own self be true.

Have you ever realized that random "We're not supposed to know anything" rookies are better at your job than you?
 
Nobody was better at my jobs than me...nobody.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?
 
Yes, on purpose, for a School Spirit day thing in middle school.

Have you ever been drive by knifed?
 
metal-blood-fire said:
no...knifed? that's uber ghetto.

Ever cut yourself shaving your crotch? I have. right at the base of my shaft. >_<
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No. If I'm going to put a razor to my bits, I'm going to be fucking careful.

Have you ever changed the brakes on a car?
 
I've shaved there dozens of times, only cut myself once.

Yes. Replaced my brakes a coupla months ago.

Ever fallen down trying to open a door?
 
metal-blood-fire said:
I've shaved there dozens of times, only cut myself once.

Yes. Replaced my brakes a coupla months ago.

Ever fallen down trying to open a door?
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Sadly, yes. Being drunk can be fun and stupid

ever wish you were the opposite gender?
 
Zalvek said:
A few times, yes.

Have you ever wanted to go sledding with a trash can lid?
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Yep and I have, handle hit a bump, caught, My face hit the hill at full speed, i smashed it open, then we had a nice trail of blood down the hill. needless to say... it wasn't slid down too often after that. Not because it was closed, people just chose a path that LOOKED safer.

Have you ever done an illegal act? (Like something that would get you sent to jail if you were caught.)
 
~ I have. Not my fault I was waiting on a title to come in and needed a car. >.> Driving a 'Stolen Vehicle' yes. Even though it was actually my car xD I bought it =P

Have you ever driven a car without power steering? =3
 
Yup, ripped up my left side pretty good and cracked my stupid head open.

Have you ever given change to the homeless?
 
no have not but i have watch my friends do it and get in trouble

have you ever been shot by a real gun no pelt BB air soft or pant ball but hot lead
 
Yes, twice in L.A. by a gang shooting, both in my left leg.

have you ever have sex on a plane?

(I have ;D )
 
No... that would be supah disgusting though :D

have you ever run from the po po?
 
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