If I was invisible...

[Kannibali]

I would rub your crotch through the outside of your clothing, causing you to get wet from an unknown source. I'd turn you on so much then stop, and let you sit, hoping for more.

 

[XXtraPrince]

... I'd read the Editorial Page of the paper.

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

I'd quickly snatch the paper from your hands.

 

[lowblow emma]

I'd snatch it and let him have it back. Let him read if he wants to. Who needs men?

 

[Kannibali]

I'd giggle as I watch the paper go from person to person.

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

I'd them hand the paper over to you.

 

[XXtraPrince]

... I'd say, "Hey lady, got the Editorial Page in there?"

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

I'd say 'Editorial Page?' You're kidding me, right?' and throw that damn paper to the floor.

 

[XXtraPrince]

... I'd walk up to a flute of champagne floating in the air and say, "ThanXX! That was nice! I notice you're invisible too...."

 

[lowblow emma]

There are so many people in this room, I'd wander off to find somewhere quieter.

 

[XXtraPrince]

^ Probably the best response yet. ^

... I'd put a quarter in the jukebox.

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

I'd hum along to your favorite song.

 

[XXtraPrince]

... I'd give you a salacious wink - but of course you couldn't see me....

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

I would softly kiss your cheek with the lightest of touch...

 

[XXtraPrince]

... I'd turn at the last moment and give you a little tongue. Maybe more than a little.

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

^ Oh my! An invisible tongue. The possibilities are endless! ^

Yeah, I'd have to do it....reach behind you and grab onto your ass cheeks.

 

[XXtraPrince]

^ Gal's gotta do what a gal's gotta do! ^

I'd pop that damned garter and be done with it !

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

I'd let you. *clink*

 

[XXtraPrince]

... I'd even be careful not to let the metal loop snap back!

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

^ Thank you, kind Sir. ^

With the lightest of touch, I'd run my fingertips over your bare skin.

 

[XXtraPrince]

... I'd figure out where you had to be, and see if I could find anything exciting at the end of my arm....

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

...giggles at the opposite end of the room, watching you search for me.

 

[Raziel99]

I would cause a burst of flour in the room to coat everything, because there's too many invisible people here.

 

[CougarGirl]

Don't coat me, please, I'm just trying to get some sleep. I want to be left in peace.

 

[XXtraPrince]

^ Maybe the best avatar I've ever seen! ^

... I would be overwhelmed by the aura....