If I was invisible...

[Camille]

...I'd run to KFC and steal the Colonel's secret recipe!

 

[XXtraPrince]

... I'd run to KFC and steal the CHICKEN!

 

[Camille]

...I'd go around smacking all the "shapely" buttocks represented here on Blue Moon!!!

(yes, I am a callipygiphile, a lover of shapely buttocks!

 

[XXtraPrince]

... I'd hide all your strap-ons. You may be dangerous.

 

[Yoru]

I'd have to say that I'd keep closing things you try to open.

 

[XXtraPrince]

... I'd deliver all of Camille's strap-ons to your place and laugh behind the drapes as you tried to figure out where they all came from.

 

[lowblow emma]

I'd give you a blow job in the middle of a party.

 

[XXtraPrince]

BOING! (Mind bulldozed flat by previous poster's response).

 

[Camille]

...I'd smack ya up beside the head to bring ya back to reality!

 

[XXtraPrince]

... I'd play a bongo-drum solo on that fine ass!

 

[CougarGirl]

I'd ruffle that perfect hair.

 

[XXtraPrince]

I'd strip off that corset and lick all over that voluptuous body!

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

I'd watch you licking her voluptuous body!

 

[XXtraPrince]

... I'd pull the drawstring on your corset, just to see what popped out!

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

I'd watch you liking what you see.

 

[XXtraPrince]

^ If I weren't invisible it'd be easy to tell! ^

... I'd bend over, kiss a nicely-turned cheek, and boogie!

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

^ OH MY! ^

I'd softly clear my throat from different corners of the room watching you spin around to see who is there.

 

[lowblow emma]

I'd find a queue and start pinching bottoms so that everyone thought the person behind was pinching them. Then I'd stand back and watch what happened.

 

[CougarGirl]

I'd listen in on what people were saying about me and then plot my revenge.

 

[XXtraPrince]

... I'd insert my finger in an intimate location and see how it felt - and tasted....

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

I'd run my fingers through your tousled tresses.

 

[lowblow emma]

I'd bury my face in your breasts.

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

I'd make you to clench your teeth around my nipples.

 

[lowblow emma]

I wold bite them hard and let my hands work slowly up your inner thighs.

 

[XXtraPrince]

... I'd grab a beer and a seat!