If I was invisible...

[lowblow emma]

which I would kick away from underneath your ass and laugh as you fell onto the floor, dropping your beer.

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

I'd smack your arm and say 'Why'd you spill that perfectly good beer?'

 

[XXtraPrince]

I would scrutinize (one of my favorite words) that corset - life is a learning experience!

 

[lowblow emma]

I'd definitely ruffle that hair and each time you straightened it, I'd ruffle it again until you were in a frenzy and unable to understand what was going on.

 

[XXtraPrince]

Whatever.

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

That gives me the chance to run my fingers through your hair, pulling at your ends in a teasing manner.

 

[XXtraPrince]

^ Have y'all discovered a new trend or something? ^

... I'd find a rain barrel and bend you over it (just call me a traditionalist)!

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

^ Oh my! ...Now where were we? ^

I'd remove your heavy, burdensome cloak.

 

[XXtraPrince]

... I'd remove your lacy, obstructive panties!

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

I'd giggle at your delight and do the same of yours, although not lacy!

 

[littlerooster]

Beg them to model for me.

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

I'd tug at your beard

 

[littlerooster]

I'd photograph you doing it

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

I'd smile....then pull it once again!

 

[XXtraPrince]

... I'd very gently and surreptitiously unclasp that garter - then watch and see what you did in response.

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

I'd tickle your earlobe with my tongue.

 

[XXtraPrince]

... I'd check my sanity at the door - and not care a whole lot what happened to the ticket!

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

^ The song 'Crazy Train' just popped into my head! ^

Well then, I'd have to nibble on your neck.....

 

[XXtraPrince]

^ Got an "extry" ticket? ^

... I'd put on my M-1 best "I vant to bite you on de neck" persona - and bite you on the neck!

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

You'd hear my pleasured gasp.

 

[XXtraPrince]

... I'd put out the "Do Not Disturb" sign - and lock the door!

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

I'd whisper 'Disturb Me' into you ear.

 

[lowblow emma]

I'd sit quietly in the corner and watch what you two get up to.

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

I'd motion for you to join us.

 

[lowblow emma]

I'd nuzzle your crotch.