If I was invisible...

[RaznHellMichelle]

I'd whisper in your ear, 'Please tickle me with your feather.'

 

[XXtraPrince]

... I'd reach between your legs....

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

I'd watch you with delight.

 

[XXtraPrince]

... I'd whisper, "Sex is not a spectator sport!"

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

I'd pull you down to feel your burly beard between my breasts.

 

[XXtraPrince]

... I'd make sure you'd feel it between your thighs - but all things in their time!

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

^ I like your new avatar! ^

I'd softly rest my hand over your coiled mass of chest hair.

 

[XXtraPrince]

... I'd find your nipples and gently twist them!

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

I'd pull open your shirt, letting my wet tongue press down and over your nipples then slowly drawing in the cool air around them, hardening them in an instant.

 

[Dogged]

*thinks for a moment* I'd grab Prince's ass with both hands and squeeze it so tightly...

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

I'd taunt you in the same manner as your GIF!

 

[XXtraPrince]

... I'd pop your garters (we've been here before, but that's why they invented Instant Replay) and leave you fuming and looking all around with your stockings around your ankles!

 

[CougarGirl]

... I'd steal that crown to use as a thimble.

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

I'd run my fingers over the baubles on your necklace, lightly teasing your skin.

 

[CougarGirl]

I'd trace the line of your garters with my tongue.

 

[XXtraPrince]

I'd watch the Battle of the Corsets with, umm, rising interest!

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

I'd let you watch then take your crown and wear it as nipple adornment!

 

[littlerooster]

still want to lick those thighs

 

[lowblow emma]

I'd pull the hairs out of your beard, one at a time, and very slowly.

 

[XXtraPrince]

I'd drive my pickup down country roads and scare the shit out of everybody!

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

I'd run my finger down your spine until I made you jump!

 

[XXtraPrince]

I'd run my finger up your CENSORED

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

^ such a naughty little frog! ^

I'd put you in a tank and keep you for my own!

 

[XXtraPrince]

^ Promises, promises - wanna make some tadpoles? ^

I'd pop that crown off your nipple, stick it back on my head and lick the nipple with my extensible tongue (it pays to advertise) from across the room!

 

[lowblow emma]

If I was invisible, I'd be standing between you two and you'd lick my nipple instead.