What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Sync]

"I think I might cancel that trip to Mars and just sleep it out."

Hell, no - I'll take that trip. Sign me up!

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"White line...white line...white line..."

 

[Saiya]

"I wish people would respond faster... I have nothing to do here and I feel like I'll go insane if I don't have even just a silly meme to react to!"

 

[Lilly Lou]

I can’t believe my cute and innocent act is working so well. Everyone believe it.

 

[sky.]

“ choke me before I choke you “

 

[Kosmik_Khaos]

"lets drop acid and dance"

 

[Cosmic Witch]

"Look, it's doable but it's gonna cost you a dozen salmons'

 

[Kosmik_Khaos]

"The best I can offer is tree fiddy"

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"I might have made a mistake with this surgery...nah, fuck it, I look damn spiffy."

 

[Cosmic Witch]

"Should I have my life narrated? I feel like I should have my life narrated. Maybe by David Attenborough. "

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"Looks pretty but the damn thing is only worth three dollars."

 

[Sync]

"Yeah...you're boring."

 

[Lilly Lou]

I wonder if I'm the main character or an NPC.

 

[Saiya]

"No one is safe from me when I am on the prowl!"

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"Everyone thinks I'm cute but no one knows the cold-blooded killer inside!"

 

[stealthpanther]

'Why do they keep staring at my head?'

 

[Saiya]

"No, the X on my cheek does NOT have any treasure hidden underneath it. Stop asking."

 

[tsukasa]

"It doesn't mean treasure, but maybe it's where I should kiss..."

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"Hmm...I wonder if I can get her pregnant real quick?"

 

[Aviatrix]

Hmm.. does the milk go in first, or the cereal? Truly a confounding conundrum...

 

[Saiya]

"Oh god, I've been posing this way waiting for them to walk in on my like this, where the heck are they its comfortable staying like this!"

 

[ProudCringe]

Just the sound of static. Or elevator music.

 

[Lovecraftian Hentai]

"Lady Gaga been real quiet ever since I put on a poker face."

 

[Megara23]

I’m just a little goblin…please be nice

 

[Sync]

Choose crucifixion, they said. You'll enjoy it, they said. It's a doddle, they said. Hmph.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"I swear to god, tonight's the night I fuck him up."