What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Chippairaptor]

"Who's the asshole humming the Jaws theme?"

 

[GarrusVakarian2869]

*meteorite explosion through the brain*

 

[captain_bond]

"What're those damn krogan up to now?"

 

[GarrusVakarian2869]

"Why am I wearing sunglasses indoors?"

 

[Aviatrix]

"Why don't they make sunglasses for Turians?"

 

[captain_bond]

"I didn't know they made Speedos that small."

 

[Aviatrix]

I shouldn't have worn this suit, it's way too hot out here.

 

[Lilly Lou]

Why is it always a dungeon and chains. Why cant it be a five-star hotel?

 

[captain_bond]

Why can't I get choked by a big strong man? I'm tired of doing it to myself!

 

[Saiya]

If only it was in my style I'd help choke her for her... but I am far too much of a gentleman to do so.

 

[Aviatrix]

I hope that she's looking at me

 

[Sync]

Hmmm...yep, my ass looks good from here.

 

[MajickIsWes]

"I have no idea what I'm doing, but here I am."

 

[GarrusVakarian2869]

"I have no idea what I'm doing, but here I am."

"I'm so thirsty for milk and cookies!!!"

 

[Saiya]

"They can't see me while I'm hiding in these flowers!"

 

[Tassu]

"Why am I called Pillows."

 

[GarrusVakarian2869]

"cat"

 

[Aviatrix]

I should go do some more calibrations.

 

[captain_bond]

I hope this outfit makes my butt look big.

 

[Le Boujie Rouge]

Dramatically removing sunglasses in 3...2...1...

 

[GarrusVakarian2869]

what is this metal thingy on my neck?

 

[Le Boujie Rouge]

Would Shepard like me with a mustache? Can we grow mustaches?

 

[captain_bond]

Is my hair too red?

 

[Le Boujie Rouge]

Do I really want to chase that guy? He looks at least 15 years younger than me.

 

[Magno]

Is my hair red enough? Or should I dip it in the blood of my enemies?