What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Doctor Manhattan]

"Maybe I should try a different expression today...nah, fuck that."

 

[Lurker]

Zzzzz.....

 

[☢Utsuho☢]

God now I need new clothes.

 

[Sync]

How the hell am I supposed to read the notes when the pages turn over so quickly?

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"Wait, did Cindy just cut me in line? I'm going to cut her neck!"

 

[captain_bond]

"Figures that tonight's the night I left my binoculars in my other utility belt."

 

[Saiya]

"It would really suck to have to go indoors and take off these cool sunglasses."

 

[captain_bond]

"Hehe, hello Officer, what seems to be the trouble?"

(Yes, I know it's "thinking," shut up lmao)

 

[Lurker]

I may be shaken, but I am not stirred!

 

[captain_bond]

I knew that martini tasted funny! Stupid transformation potion, that's the third time this month!

 

[Chippairaptor]

"Why, yes, I do 'ave a loicense fer this knoife."

 

[captain_bond]

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrr."

 

[Sync]

"I'm just gonna stand here and stare, 'cause I got nuttin'."

 

[Short and Sweet]

"I'm just gonna stare, 'cause I got nuttin' either."

 

[captain_bond]

"God, he's so big!"

 

[Short and Sweet]

"Gosh, she was tight. I'm going to miss her"

 

[captain_bond]

"Is he gonna use his contacts at MI6 to find me again? Fuck, I hope so."

 

[Short and Sweet]

"Wait, did she take my gun?"

 

[Saiya]

"Shame he didn't realize I was actually a femme fatale"

 

[Victorian_Virtue]

Do they really think I just have this collar for ornamentation?

 

[Chippairaptor]

"Who the fuck turned off the color?"

 

[Silver]

"Search for Dinner or Explore More?"

 

[captain_bond]

"Really?"

 

[Aviatrix]

"I hope nobody realizes these glasses let me see through clothes."

 

[Chippairaptor]

"Who's the asshole humming the Jaws theme?"