What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Sync]

Hmmm...the dentist was right: my jaw is crooked.

 

[Saiya]

"I wonder if people realize I'm not actually making this face, I got plastic surgery and my face is just kept stuck looking like this."

 

[Buttons]

I'm awesome at staring competitions. And being cute while doing it.

 

[Sweet Girl]

I'm a very handy person to have around.

 

[Saiya]

I might look sweet but I'd give you a Handy if you know what I am thinking.

 

[Lurker]

The answer, my friends, is blowing in the wind...

 

[Buttons]

I don't know what to do with all this excitement.

 

[Sweet Girl]

I wish I could let go.

 

[Lilly Lou]

I wonder how close I can get the camera to my face.

 

[Saiya]

Look, when I do this my neck looks so long like a Giraffe!

 

[Sync]

Sorry...I didn't mean for these petals to fall everywhere...

 

[Sweet Girl]

For the love of donuts, message back already!

 

[Lurker]

I wonder what it tastes like

 

[Saiya]

"Every time I'm about to get a boner THAT'S when it decides I have the change over!"

 

[Sweet Girl]

I hate waiting for a bowel movement.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"I'm really hoping that he'll notice my...lips."

 

[Sync]

Dammit...! Just scratch the ear already!

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"Did that motherf*cker really just say that?"

 

[Aviatrix]

For the last time yes that design is centered.

 

[ƒeral]

Hmph! That's right, hmph!!!!

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"Don't even look at me, bitch, I will cut you."

 

[Sweet Girl]

I bet some dumb chick out there thinks this is a target on my head.

 

[Cosmic Witch]

"Shit, I turned the front camera on."

 

[Sync]

"Not another bloody emerald..."

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"I think I might cancel that trip to Mars and just sleep it out."