What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Lurker]

It's just booping, the simplest thing ever. You just press your finger to the person's face and say "boop". Even a monkey can get it. But no~, those idiots still get it wrong even after I demonstrate over and over and over and over and over again...

 

[GarrusVakarian2869]

My back hurts

 

[Lurker]

Fuck Disney

 

[Saiya]

Fuck me... no wait no no! I take it back hold on let me change back first!

 

[Sync]

Umm...okay...didn't expect that...

 

[Intrusive]

This is a conversation I wish I did not participate in

 

[Lurker]

Why am I stuck in the kitchen wearing a party dress?

 

[GarrusVakarian2869]

My ears burn

 

[Lurker]

Call me Elvis

 

[Aviatrix]

Don't call me Shirley

 

[Lurker]

See anything you like?

Don't call me Shirley

Bonus points for an "Airplane" quote!

 

[GarrusVakarian2869]

My boobs hurt

 

[Sync]

*sniff, sniff* ...I hope no-one thinks that was me...

 

[Saiya]

"It was me who dealt it... but they won't ever catch on it was me all along with my poker face. Haha!"

 

[Lurker]

Where did all those petals come from in the middle of March?

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"I really should have read the label before taking that pill, shit."

 

[Cosmic Witch]

"You call that a glowing finger? This is a glowing finger! Why is ET still more popular? I'm clearly superior."

 

[Lurker]

What? It was a glitter accident!

 

[Kosmik_Khaos]

What was in that Orange Juice?

 

[Lurker]

Purple is the coolest colour

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"I swear to god Marcus spiked the drink again, shit..."

 

[Lurker]

What do you mean "that's not where the sticker goes"?

 

[Cosmic Witch]

I don't think that was a normal gummy bear...

 

[Sync]

Ima just gonna sit here and nap instead of pretending to listen to you.

 

[Saiya]

I can't believe my boss is making me show up at 9 Am on a Saturday to file a TPS report...