What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Kitten]

“Shhh… it’s our little secret. Tehe!”

 

[ƒeral]

"I know I'm hot. But tell me anyway."

 

[Lurker]

You're not in my league, but keep trying

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"I am having a hell of a day...need to tell Mom and Dad what happened here..."

 

[stealthpanther]

"I'll read their minds while they stare at the dot and wonder how the hell I did that."

 

[Sync]

"Ummm...sure. Okay. Why not."

 

[Saiya]

"Did... they just say what I think they actually said?"

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"Shhhhhh. If you tell anyone I won't flash you those looks anymore. You know the ones."

 

[Pazzo]

"I really should take Jupiter back to Mars, and do that thing where multiple instances of me made love to her at the same time."

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

That was rather special, I admit. >.>

"I wonder who I can get to wear me today..."

 

[ƒeral]

"Can I brand a dot on you? Yes, but why do you ask? ...Oh."

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"If only there was a word that summarizes how I feel. Wait...feral, that's it."

 

[ƒeral]

"I'm gonna continue to gaze ahead all stoic and mysterious like...no one will figure out I'm actually a comedian!

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

It's a secret I guard closely.

"I swear to god Becky, one more comment and I'll straight-up shank you."

 

[Saiya]

"They think I'm etching the symbol into my head, little do they know It's invisible ink and I just have water on my finger that when i rub it over it, the marking shows."

 

[Pazzo]

"Shhh. What I am thinking is a secret. Try and use your imagination."

 

[Kosmik_Khaos]

"I need a good face to sit on"

 

[Pazzo]

"awesome cyberpunk fat-cats are awesome"

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"If that woman over there wears me, score - I'm in."

 

[Archmagos Issac]

"Circle, circle, dot, dot, now I got a cootie shot!"

 

[Pazzo]

"Emperor help me, than damn machine spirit fucked me again."

 

[Strange Days]

Ridi, Pagliaccio,
Sul tuo amore infranto!
Ridi del duol che t'avvelena il cor!​

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"She thinks I gave her a cookie but it's really...bile. Teehee!"

 

[Kitten]

“Ah, what a perfect spot to place this dot.”

 

[Lurker]

That tin-foil lined parasol protects me from the aliens' mind control rays.
It also has an insane SPF.