What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[ƒeral]

I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)
now with 10x more swirls!

 

[Pepperjack]

I really need to cut my bangs... they keep ruining my photoshoots!

 

[ƒeral]

shhhh, they don't gotta know about this extra cookie...

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"This is the sexiest Wanted poster in the history of the universe."

 

[Pepperjack]

I'm straight geeking bro, I can taste sounds and see all the colors of the rainbow.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"I'm so fucking dapper. Look at these threads! They're gonna love me."

 

[Lurker]

When I agreed to act as a substitute teacher, I never expected having to explain harmonic motion to a bunch of simians.

 

[Sync]

WTF just happened...?

 

[NotEnoughCoffee]

"...All I want for Christmas..."

 

[Lurker]

Do you even have an idea who you're up against?

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"This is the most confusing holiday I've ever had."

 

[Sync]

Just follow the watch...listen to my voice...don't worry about the little minions...

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"What the fuck Melissa, stop staring at me!"

 

[Lurker]

William, are you sure the target is supposed to be drawn on my forehead and not on the apple?

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"This really wasn't the exact kind of pill I was hoping for...ooh, I like these boobs!"

 

[Lurker]

"This really wasn't the exact kind of pill I was hoping for...ooh, I like these boobs!"

If that happened to me, would I have to go by "Doctor Womanhattan"?

 

[ƒeral]

S h o c k. Continued shock. Huh this shirt sure is stretchy.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"Is there any way I can look even better? This outfit does make my tits stand out."

 

[Sync]

The Dot Goes IN The Circle!

 

[Ironic]

“Really? I had to drive 20 miles to hear that?”

 

[Lurker]

"Ugh, garlic breath!"

 

[Archmagos Issac]

"Well......just gonna adapt to this life I guess......"

 

[Saiya]

"... and this is why masks are important to wear while in an area full of toxic radiation to prevent mutating. There my book is finally done!"

 

[Lurker]

So many fun things can be done with a finger...

 

[Sync]

Oh, wow...that chest-heaving thing does look better...!