What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Pepperjack]

I really need to cut my bangs... they keep ruining my photoshoots!

 

[ƒeral]

shhhh, they don't gotta know about this extra cookie...

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"This is the sexiest Wanted poster in the history of the universe."

 

[Pepperjack]

I'm straight geeking bro, I can taste sounds and see all the colors of the rainbow.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"I'm so fucking dapper. Look at these threads! They're gonna love me."

 

[Lurker]

When I agreed to act as a substitute teacher, I never expected having to explain harmonic motion to a bunch of simians.

 

[Sync]

WTF just happened...?

 

[NotEnoughCoffee]

"...All I want for Christmas..."

 

[Lurker]

Do you even have an idea who you're up against?

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"This is the most confusing holiday I've ever had."

 

[Sync]

Just follow the watch...listen to my voice...don't worry about the little minions...

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"What the fuck Melissa, stop staring at me!"

 

[Lurker]

William, are you sure the target is supposed to be drawn on my forehead and not on the apple?

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"This really wasn't the exact kind of pill I was hoping for...ooh, I like these boobs!"

 

[Lurker]

"This really wasn't the exact kind of pill I was hoping for...ooh, I like these boobs!"

If that happened to me, would I have to go by "Doctor Womanhattan"?

 

[ƒeral]

S h o c k. Continued shock. Huh this shirt sure is stretchy.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"Is there any way I can look even better? This outfit does make my tits stand out."

 

[Sync]

The Dot Goes IN The Circle!

 

[Ironic]

“Really? I had to drive 20 miles to hear that?”

 

[Lurker]

"Ugh, garlic breath!"

 

[Archmagos Issac]

"Well......just gonna adapt to this life I guess......"

 

[Saiya]

"... and this is why masks are important to wear while in an area full of toxic radiation to prevent mutating. There my book is finally done!"

 

[Lurker]

So many fun things can be done with a finger...

 

[Sync]

Oh, wow...that chest-heaving thing does look better...!

 

[Saiya]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain..." Accompanied by dramatic sad music