What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Sync]

Oh fuck...now what?

 

[Pazzo]

"I really need to tear apart my m60 and clean it"

 

[Saiya]

"Little do they know what is contained up this long nose of mine!"

 

[Lurker]

That mask gives a whole new depth to face-sitting.

 

[stealthpanther]

'Bloody hell, what now?!'

 

[Saiya]

"I might have an X on my face, but the real treasure is there hidden in my heart."

 

[GarrusVakarian2869]

"I hope the redness on my cheek isn't a sign of radiation poisoning"

 

[Lurker]

That's one fine specimen...

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"I swear this always only happens on a Monday."

 

[Saiya]

"Ow... that actually burns having to put that on my forehead every time someone keeps staring at my avatar... really wish they would scroll down already."

 

[tsukasa]

"I am deceptively cute."

 

[GarrusVakarian2869]

"Why do I have no nostrils? I need to blow my nose but I can't"

 

[Sync]

Hmmm...I think I'll kill you slowly...

 

[Lurker]

Did I leave the milk on the stove?

 

[Sync]

Okay...that definitely was not the ham...

 

[Saiya]

I've seen this several times... and yet I don't think I'll ever get over seeing it.

 

[JakeJacobs]

Who is shaking the damn tree again?

 

[PlayWithMe2023]

To recognize greatness, you have to be great; dont stare to long at the brightness though, you might go blind!

 

[Sync]

It's not easy, being green.

 

[JakeJacobs]

Hey, how you doin’?

 

[PlayWithMe2023]

Its Midnight Already? I was just getting started!

 

[JakeJacobs]

Rain is fun,
So is gun,
I like scaring
Everyone

 

[Saiya]

Discount Mystique, why I oughta teach them for calling me that *Mumble mumble while drinking tea*

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"I don't why Todd looked at me like that...might be the outfit, hmm..."

 

[Lurker]

It's just booping, the simplest thing ever. You just press your finger to the person's face and say "boop". Even a monkey can get it. But no~, those idiots still get it wrong even after I demonstrate over and over and over and over and over again...