What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Doctor Manhattan]

"Everyone thinks I look cute and all but I really need another shower..."

 

[Sync]

Right...that's it. You die.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"Never did I think she would openly steal my stuff out here..."

 

[Sweet Girl]

"I'm feeling blue, blue, blue, blue, bluuuuuue... I'm feel blue"

 

[Sync]

Lick or suck...? The ice-cream, I mean...

 

[Saiya]

For me, I wasn't thinking about Ice cream....

 

[stealthpanther]

'I may be cute, but I can still kick your ass.'

 

[Sync]

I got these scars while kicking your ass.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"Violence does actually tend to solve my problems, hmm."

 

[Sweet Girl]

My diet went a little too far.

 

[Lurker]

I know what you're thinking as you look at my lips

 

[Saiya]

I know you have been staring at my pfp for several minutes now and you still can't fathom what is happening and why you can't stop watching it.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"Really, I thought I saw flashing him the exact right look...hmm. Maybe if I change my hair..."

 

[Sync]

Is the light in my eye sockets really coming from that ball under my chin...? huh.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Uh...no comment. >.> It's nebulous for a reason.

"Did Marcus really just steal the last of my juice??? I'm gonna kill him."

 

[Saiya]

"Damn... why did my name have to be Marcus and how did I get mixed up with the other Marcus who stole his last juice?"

 

[Sweet Girl]

That's right, I'm cute, you have a problem with that?

 

[Lurker]

You've been dreaming of kissing those lips, haven't you?

 

[stealthpanther]

'I'm getting real tired of this s**t'

 

[Lurker]

The censorship is so ingrained, I even think in asterisks.

 

[Sweet Girl]

Bum up or boobs out, you decide.

 

[Sync]

Hmmm...to be, or not to be? That is the question.

 

[Sweet Girl]

The girl at the store was right, lipstick really would have served me well.

 

[Buttons]

I bet they'll all wonder what they should do with my mouth.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

"I get that we're a thing but...I have to use the bathroom if you could please let go."