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You know you_______ too much when _______ happens...{edited}

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you turn on one of those black lights that reveal bodily fluids, and your room shines like a stadium light.

You know you're juggling too many girlfriends when...
 
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Your own mother asked you what is the name of this one.

You know you drink to much juice when...
 
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your pee starts smelling good.

You know you're obsessed with someone when...
 
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you start to make food that looks just like them.

You know you look at the sky to long when...
 
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you refer to white people as clouds, and when a bunch of black people walk down the street, you say 'there's a storm brewing!'

You know you take too many different medications when...
 
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The doctor started giving you medication that has yet to be tested.

You know you play with dogs to much when...
 
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When people say you have a green thumb, and they mean it literally.

You know you smoke cigarettes too much when...
 
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nicotine is the only thing keeping you alive.

you know you watch too many crime dramas when.
 
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You go to a police station with popcorn and watch the people unfold.

You know you stare at your dick to long when...
 
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everything straight and pointy becomes phallic.

you know you're too offensive when...
 
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The most vulgar person at work files a sexual harassment suit.


You know you're too drunk when...
 
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You black out and wake up 2 states over with a tranny hooker in what appears to be the bed of a christian couple, judging from the picture of jesus on the dresser.

you know you stay up late too much when...
 
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metal-blood-fire said:
You black out and wake up 2 states over with a tranny hooker in what appears to be the bed of a christian couple, judging from the picture of jesus on the dresser.

you know you stay up late too much when...
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HAY! Novi and I did that Tranny Hooker about 2 days ago...

You can't shake that tired feeling throughout the day.

You know you are too much of a harry potter fan when...
 
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you wanted there to be a way Harry could get held back, so thered be more books

you know you're too much of a hypocrite when
 
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When someone who has been one for a long time rethinks their life as they see you in action.

You know you put too much music on you mp3 player when.
 
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You look in your folders you see a song that has been put on there more than four times.

You know you walk to much when...
 
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you forget where you're walking

You know you masturbare too much when...
 
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You spontaneously get arthritis in your masturbating hand.


You know you forget stuff too much when...
 
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...you start tattooing your body with "Do not forget" lists.

You know you've watched too much X-Files when...
 
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...every time you watch an alien movie that has a UFO in it, you start whistling the theme song.

You know have poor memory when...​
 
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When you forget your own birthday.

You know you read too much sci-fi books when...
 
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you start disregarding actual science.

You know you fail too much when..
 
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When you're seventeen in the second grade.

You know you talk shit too much when...
 
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someone kicks your ass to get you to shut the fuck up.... and it's a 12 year old girl.

You know you sleep too much when...
 
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