You know you_______ too much when _______ happens...{edited}

[__N o v i.S n o w]

When txt tlk is all u kno and ur frends r alwys liek wut?

You know you cook too much when...

 

[Friend in the shadows]

your friends and family stop buying groceries and just eat at your house all the time

You know you sleep too much when...

 

[DamningTheHeavens]

ZzzzzzZZZZzzzzz.....

You know you use your psp too much when....

 

[Bunny Cake]

Your skin forms over the buttons and then it's stuck to you forever!

You know you buy too many comics when...

 

[DamningTheHeavens]

YOU CAN NEVER BUY TOO MANY COMICS!!! -hordes-

you know you sit on your ass too much when...

 

[Bunny Cake]

it takes on the shape of your office chair's seat.

You know you've procrastinated from unpacking too long when...

 

[DamningTheHeavens]

you're moving again, but you don't need to pack.

You know you cry too much when...

 

[Bunny Cake]

You don't cry for a week and Kleenex has layoffs.

You know you don't cry enough when...

 

[Friend in the shadows]

You can still threw Grave of the Fire Flies and laugh the end.

You know you have too many pets when...

 

[Bunny Cake]

you spend more money on pet food than people food.

You know you miss your pets when...

 

[__N o v i.S n o w]

When you attempt to hug a strand of their hair from of your clothes.

You know you clean too much when...

 

[Friend in the shadows]

your neighbors pass out from the fumes.

You know you watch too much porn when...

 

[__N o v i.S n o w]

When everyday life becomes a cliche sex adveture in your mind.

You know you watch too much cheezy cable soft core porn when..

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

You're surprised the plumber wasn't built like a brick shithouse.

You know you work out too much when...

 

[Bunny Cake]

You go to shake your boss's hand and you break a few of his fingers.

You know you haven't been working out enough when...

 

[Friend in the shadows]

you break your hand while lifting a can of soup

You know your partners' "in the mood" when...

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

they show up at your door naked with a six pack of good beer.

You know you've been reading too much science fiction novels when...

 

[DamningTheHeavens]

you wonder why rl is so.... blasé.

You know you listen to stupid bands too much when...

 

[Bunny Cake]

the shows you go to are 99% stupid teenagers.

You know your musical taste is improving when...

 

[Friend in the shadows]

you can tell the difference between Bach and Morzart

You know you watch too many comedy specials when....

 

[Bunny Cake]

You have all of the comics from the 90's routine's memorized.

You know you don't have a sense of humour when...

 

[DamningTheHeavens]

You become a fleshy robot.

You know you try too much when...

 

[XXtraPrince]

Everybody looks annoyed when you show up.

You know you drink too much when...

 

[Lord David Booyah]

You get drunk.

You know you eat soap too much when...

 

[TheLegendBeyond]

You burp bubbles.

You know you speak to your cat too much when...