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You know you_______ too much when _______ happens...{edited}

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Your bed has the print of your body permanently in it.

You know you play too much soccer when...
 
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You kick someone's head while they're buried in the sand thinking that since they had bald spots, it was a soccer ball.

You know you wear too much makeup when...
 
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Your closest friend doesn't even recognize you when you have no makeup.

You know you hate rap too much when...
 
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When you can't even stand to read poetry because you think it has a rhythm.

You know you smile too much when ...


This is fun ;D
 
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you even smile whilst talking.

You know you listen to metal too much when...
 
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Every time you try and sing a soft song, your voice comes out all scratchy and broken.

You know you have sex too much when...​
 
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you cease saliva production.

You know you have too many posters when...
 
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You start super glueing them to the floor.

You know you type to much when...
 
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All of the keys on your keyboard have permanent fingerprints on them.
 
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^ mbf, you gotta play the game right sweetie. :lol: Second time on this page!!

You know you have too many clothes when...
 
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xWickedBlackLace said:
^ mbf, you gotta play the game right sweetie. :lol: Second time on this page!!

You know you have too many clothes when...
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gah, i know! I'm reall scatter brained right now.

you convert your master bedroom into a closet.

You know you hold on to too much useless junk when...
 
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You can build a beautiful statue out of the said useless junk.

You know you own too many books when...​
 
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Your home is a bigger library than the public one downtown.

You know you play games too much when...
 
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you look out the side view mirror of your car and instead of saying "Objects in mirror are closer than they appear," you ready "Objects in mirror are losing."

You know you cry too much when..
 
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Instead of crying tears you cry blood.

You know you flirt to much when...
 
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you've already slept with the guy you're flirting with but you cant remember it.

You know you write to much when...
 
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A teacher gives you a paper back and you tell her you didn't write this.

You know you take to many photos when...
 
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There's pictures of numerous people you don't even know.

You know you curse too much when...
 
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you say "Fuck" in every sentence.

You know you get frustraded too much when...
 
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Your hair is falling out and everything seems to start ticking you off.

You know you eat carrots too much when...
 
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You have such great eyesight, that scientist find a way to cure blindness.

You know you watch too many court shows when?
 
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You're shocked that court in reality doesn't really happen the same way they play it out on Tv.

You know you brush your hair too much when...
 
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You have more hair in your brush than on your head.

You know you watch too many sitcoms when...
 
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