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You know you_______ too much when _______ happens...{edited}

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...you can hit a line of cans from several feet away, blindfolded, and not missing once, with watermelon seeds.

You know you've stayed indoors too much when....
 
Re: You know you_______ too much when _______ happens...{edi

even the thought of the sun burns you.

you know you headbang too much when...
 
Re: You know you_______ too much when _______ happens...{edi

You're paralyzed for the rest of your life with no chance of ever walking again.

You know you wear too many bracelets when...
 
Re: You know you_______ too much when _______ happens...{edi

you find that there is no pigmentation left on your arm.

You know you shower too much when...
 
Re: You know you_______ too much when _______ happens...{edi

you buy soap more often than you buy milk.

You know you spend too much time on the internet when....
 
Re: You know you_______ too much when _______ happens...{edi

Your tattoos have tattoos.

You know you watch Scrubs too much when...
 
Re: You know you_______ too much when _______ happens...{edi

you go to the hospital and expect the doctors to start doing stupid things.

You know you enjoy being in the military too much when...
 
Re: You know you_______ too much when _______ happens...{edi

it's sadder when they DO do stupid things.

when you tell your 3 year old to be in bed by twenty-one hundred hours, and to prepare his room for inspection in the morning.

You know you skip meals too much when...
 
Re: You know you_______ too much when _______ happens...{edi

it really is ._.

when you're asked out on a date by your crush and you give a stupid reason not to go.

You know you listen to too much loud music when...
 
Re: You know you_______ too much when _______ happens...{edi

Unless it's LOUD, YOU JUST CAN'T HEAR IIIIIIT! cause you're going deaf.

You know you eat too much sushi when....
 
You can talk about the price of eggs, and people still start taking their clothes off.

You know you've been reading too much when . . .
 
...Yyyyuyyouuuo ccccaaan'tt hhhhiitt ttthhhheeh lllleeeetttteeeerrrr jjjuuuusssttt oooonnnnncccceee.

You know you chat too much when...
 
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