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You know you_______ too much when _______ happens...{edited}

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you start partying your 21st birthday, and wake up married to your cousin with 2 kids, and you're 30.

You know you stay indoors too much when...
 
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You wake up the next day picking up a beer for breakfast.

You know you pee to much when...
 
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lolz...you know you pee too much, it's never the slightest of yellow.

You know you stay indoors too much when, the sunlight burns your skin.

You know you shave too much when...
 
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your hair stops growing. They think it's just pointless.

you know you have a shitty job when...
 
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Even your boss states your job is shit.

You know you need to get a job when...
 
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metal-blood-fire said:
Crazy Shank said:
You wake up the next day picking up a beer for breakfast.

You know you pee to much when...
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mine was funnier. XD
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True. No fight there but was not really trying.
 
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November[S n o w] said:
Even your boss states your job is shit.

You know you need to get a job when...
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all the other homeless people you drink with are waving advertisement sign and you want one of their deluxe fridge boxes to sleep in.

you know you're too sarcastic when...
 
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Even you don't know if you were serious or not.

You know you do too much math when...
 
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You look at a person face all you see is math equations.

You know you get angry to much when...
 
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Someone who takes anger management and isn't making very good progress, tells you, you need to calm down.

You know you go to the therapist to much when...
 
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you refuse to have a long term relationship with someone who can't keep up with, if not outright beat you, at strip calculus.

You know you fail with women too much when...
 
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You start to go to gay bars just to get laid.

You know you give people the middle finger to much when...
 
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it gets arthritis.

You know you play paint ball too much when...
 
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your idea of a friendly greeting is flipping them off.

You see a therapist too much when if anyone mentions your mother, you break down and cry.

You do too many pointless things when...
 
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You start to question what are you doing.

You know you play to many games when...
 
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you prefer the glowing screen to your real life, and you think everyone in real life has a ''Cone of vision."

you know you eat too much meat when
 
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The buffet kicks your ass out.

You know you start too many fights when...
 
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people from the UFC start going 'fuck. not this guy again' when they see you

you know you think about sex too much when...
 
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No matter who you see, you can imagine you and them engaged in the act~

You know you trip up the stairs too much when...
 
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you put in a damn escalator.

you know you look at yourself in the mirror too much when
 
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when it breaks because it's tired of reflecting you.

You know you brush you hair too much when...
 
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it all falls out, yet you still brush scalp.

you know you gamble too much when
 
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When you start betting you family members...

You know you've got too many pets when...
 
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you start treating your pets like they're regular people.

You know you touch yourself too much
 
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