“I could microchip you if it’d make you happy~” She teased, feeling like she was back in her little shithole college apartment. It was a real shoebox, and she had to share a bed with Sasuke, but it was nice.
She didn’t break eye contact with him as she held out the paper in front of her, unfolding it by flicking her wrist and quoting from the contract. “Upon purchase of the human female Fu Xuan, conditions must be implicitly upheld that the aforementioned human to be obtained solely with the intent of consensual companionship, never to be consumed, including upon death.” The veins around her eye extended. “What the fuck Masamune? You swore to me you were leaving just to help some dipshits get their friend back, and you end up buying a whore- as a what, souvenir?”