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Yandere... werewolves... and anal... OH MY!!!!

(22:17:56) Tyson: Hey guys
(22:17:58) Stayin'_Frosty: I have a buddy that won't shut up about some games. "You REALLY should get a PS3 and play this. It's the greatest game ever. And you know what? XBox will never have it!" "Well, guess I'm not playing it, then!"
(22:18:11) 2AM_Club: Yo
(22:18:18) Stayin'_Frosty: Hi.
(22:18:24) darkangel76: Hello.
(22:18:40) Strauss: Howdy.
(22:18:44) Tyson: If a girl wants to do anal and you dont
(22:18:49) Tyson: what then?
(22:18:55) darkangel76: o_O
(22:19:06) Strauss: then don't?
(22:19:19) Tyson: I don't want to be a bitch
(22:19:30) Strauss: So?
(22:19:30) Stayin'_Frosty: Dildos, bud.
(22:19:31) darkangel76 blinks several times
(22:19:38) Strauss: It's not being bitchy it's saying now.
(22:19:40) Strauss: no*
(22:20:19) Tyson: Well...she is emotionally unstable
(22:20:25) Broomhandle45: Oh god.
(22:20:28) Broomhandle45: You stuck your dick in crazy
(22:20:36) 2AM_Club: ...
(22:20:46) Stayin'_Frosty: Run. Run fast, run far.
(22:20:52) Strauss: So what if she's emotionally unstable. No is no is no.
(22:21:02) darkangel76: Yandere.
(22:21:04) Broomhandle45: Spoken like a man whose never stuck his dick in crazy!
(22:21:06) Strauss: And at this point, I would consider not seeing this person anymore.
(22:21:10) Tyson: But her bjs
(22:21:10) darkangel76: Y a n d e r e
(22:21:14) Tyson: are so amazing
(22:21:22) Broomhandle45: Oh, so you're shallow.
(22:21:29) Broomhandle45: Who cares then, wrap that dick and close your eyes.
(22:21:37) Broomhandle45: Imagine it's a watermelon.
(22:21:41) Tyson: but she told me she thinks about the most craziest stuff
(22:21:46) Stayin'_Frosty chokes.
(22:21:53) Strauss: lmao
(22:21:55) Stayin'_Frosty: Watermelon. XD Damnit, dude.
(22:21:57) darkangel76: Again. One word. Say it with me people....
(22:22:02) darkangel76: YANDERE
(22:22:06) Strauss: Who sounds like a man who's never stuck his dick in crazy?
(22:22:24) BennyQ: Lol DA?
(22:22:25) Strauss: Whatever that means, DA.
(22:22:27) Tyson: I am black too -_-
(22:22:38) 2AM_Club: LOL
(22:22:48) Strauss: What's that got to do with it?
(22:22:50) darkangel76: What does that have to do with anything?
(22:22:55) 2AM_Club: Watermelon
(22:22:58) Broomhandle45: Watermelon.
(22:22:59) Dr._Nibbles: Sup dawgs
(22:23:01) Strauss: And?
(22:23:04) Tyson: watermelon dick
(22:23:07) Dr._Nibbles: Wowdamelm
(22:23:08) 2AM_Club is actually laughing out loud
(22:23:09) Strauss: Heya, Doc.
(22:23:11) darkangel76: Who cares.
(22:23:17) Strauss is hungry...
(22:23:19) Broomhandle45: I apologize for the untentional stereotyping.
(22:23:31) Dr._Nibbles: Im half black
(22:23:34) Tyson: It's coo
(22:23:35) Strauss: No you don't. You never apologize.
(22:23:36) Dr._Nibbles: actually a quarter
(22:23:52) Dr._Nibbles: Everyone fights
(22:23:54) Broomhandle45: Either way, if she's crazy, no should be explained thoroughly.
(22:23:57) Dr._Nibbles: no one quits
(22:24:07) Dr._Nibbles: I missed epic shit didn't I?
(22:24:10) Strauss: Dooooooc!!!!!
(22:24:13) Dr._Nibbles: can I get a synopsis?
(22:24:13) Tyson: We should all spin in a circle and blow tornadoes up peoples as holes
(22:24:15) Broomhandle45: Leaving it at 'no' is basically asking for it.
(22:24:17) Dr._Nibbles: STRAUSSSSSSSSSSSss
(22:24:24) Stayin'_Frosty: Epic? No. Funny? Kinda.
(22:24:29) Strauss: Dooooooooooooooooooccc!!!!!!
(22:24:40) Dr._Nibbles: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo
(22:24:44) Cheshire_Smirk: If she's emotionally unstable your safest option is to you know
(22:24:47) Strauss: Damn it...
(22:24:47) Cheshire_Smirk: End it with her entirely
(22:24:52) Dr._Nibbles in James Earl Jones voice
(22:24:55) Cheshire_Smirk: Not because she wants anal, but because she's emotionally unstable.
(22:25:03) Dr._Nibbles: Wait
(22:25:05) Cheshire_Smirk: And that's a mess you don't need to bind yourself to.
(22:25:06) darkangel76: Also, Erich..... Yandere.
(22:25:08) Dr._Nibbles: So whats this about anal
(22:25:09) Strauss: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOCCCCCC!!!!
(22:25:11) Broomhandle45: Emotionally unstable women aren't broken down cars, you know.
(22:25:18) Broomhandle45: You can still date them
(22:25:20) Dr._Nibbles: Someone ditching a Yandere?
(22:25:22) Dr._Nibbles: I'll take her
(22:25:28) Tyson: Her throat is like a vacuum
(22:25:38) Tyson: though
(22:25:38) Strauss: Ah.
(22:25:41) Cheshire_Smirk: So keep her on the backburner.
(22:25:45) Broomhandle45: Is the only reason you're with this girl is because her mouth is a E5 Tornado?
(22:25:57) Tyson: no
(22:25:58) Cheshire_Smirk: For when dealing with the crazy is less bothersome that not getting any at all.
(22:26:07) Strauss: Also... DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOC!!!!!! What happened to the RP we were gonna do?
(22:26:11) Tyson: She is great in bed
(22:26:19) Broomhandle45: OKay, let me rephrase that
(22:26:21) Tyson: but she thinks she is a werewolf
(22:26:22) Cheshire_Smirk: So keep her on the backburner.
(22:26:25) Tyson: like no joke
(22:26:25) Cheshire_Smirk: LEAVE.
(22:26:27) Cheshire_Smirk: OUT.
(22:26:28) Broomhandle45: Is there any emotional reason you're with this girl besides sex?
(22:26:28) Cheshire_Smirk: GONE.
(22:26:29) 2AM_Club: Oh wow.
(22:26:30) Cheshire_Smirk: GET THE FUCK OUT.
(22:26:33) Dr._Nibbles: Dude
(22:26:34) Cheshire_Smirk: SEVER ALL TIES.
(22:26:34) Dr._Nibbles: Okay
(22:26:39) Cheshire_Smirk: Run.
(22:26:41) Dr._Nibbles: Tyson
(22:26:42) Cheshire_Smirk: Run fucking screaming.
(22:26:43) Dr._Nibbles: Bro
(22:26:47) Tyson: I can't come over on full moons and shit
(22:26:52) Dr._Nibbles: n*gga
(22:26:57) Cheshire_Smirk: Don't come over at all.
(22:26:58) darkangel76 sips unsweet tea and watches the nonsense
(22:27:02) Broomhandle45: Don't go there, Nibbles.
(22:27:03) Dr._Nibbles: You have to stop that
(22:27:11) Dr._Nibbles: Appologies
(22:27:15) Tyson: ok
(22:27:15) Dr._Nibbles: >.>
(22:27:22) Tyson: I'll cut her off
(22:27:23) Cheshire_Smirk: Tyson.
(22:27:26) Tyson: but if I die
(22:27:27) Cheshire_Smirk: This octopus
(22:27:28) Strauss: Hey, DA, did you make anymore?
(22:27:30) Cheshire_Smirk: This is any sane man
(22:27:31) Cheshire_Smirk: http://memeorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/nop-nope-octopus​.gif
(22:27:32) Stayin'_Frosty: This just gets.... uh.... better/worse? with every passing moment...
(22:27:34) Tyson: I am haunting all of you
(22:27:38) Cheshire_Smirk: Tyson. Be like that octopus.
(22:27:39) 2AM_Club: Or just don't do her in the ass and help her get help...
(22:27:42) Cheshire_Smirk: Do you see that octopus?
(22:27:43) BennyQ sits back with a bowl of popcorn and watches.
(22:27:44) Dr._Nibbles: Tyson
(22:27:46) Cheshire_Smirk: Do you see him nopeing?
(22:27:48) Dr._Nibbles: is she super Kawaii
(22:27:50) darkangel76: Anymore what?
(22:27:59) Strauss: Tea.
(22:28:03) Tyson: Kawaii?
(22:28:07) darkangel76: Sounds more KOWAII than KAWAII.
(22:28:07) Dr._Nibbles: lol that Octopus
(22:28:08) Broomhandle45: Considering everything to this point is "She's great in bed and sucks a mean dick' I really doubt he cares about the emotional well being.
(22:28:25) Strauss: ^lol
(22:28:25) Cheshire_Smirk: Or you could leave her to sort herself out and go find yourself a less bothersome source of sexual recreation.
(22:28:27) 2AM_Club: Maybe he cares enough to keep busting a nut. I dunno.
(22:28:30) Dr._Nibbles: I'm gonna side with Broom there
(22:28:40) Cheshire_Smirk: I hear masturbation is a pretty safe alternative to werewolf chick
(22:28:42) darkangel76: Ha! Someone got it!
(22:28:46) Cheshire_Smirk: PRETTY FUCKING SAFE alternative.
(22:28:49) BennyQ: Lol Chesh.
(22:29:05) darkangel76: Maybe?
(22:29:08) darkangel76: Hard to tell.
(22:29:11) Tyson: True
(22:29:15) Broomhandle45: Speaking soley as a guy, I'd probably have no issues having sex with a woman I didn't care about. But my parents actually beat into me to respect human beings.
(22:29:16) Tyson: BUT
(22:29:29) Cheshire_Smirk: You're dealing with radioactive levels of crazy here tyrone. Gtfo.
(22:29:38) Tyson: she kinda found out where I leave
(22:29:41) Strauss: We already know that butt is the issue. >_>
(22:29:42) Tyson: life
(22:29:43) Tyson: live
(22:29:44) Stayin'_Frosty: fleshlight.com, buddy.
(22:29:46) Cheshire_Smirk: Soooo.
(22:29:51) Cheshire_Smirk: Restraining order?
(22:29:55) BennyQ: Interesting...
(22:29:57) Cheshire_Smirk: First tell her
(22:29:58) Stayin'_Frosty: .... Wuick! LEave the country!
(22:30:01) Cheshire_Smirk: "Hey this isn't working out."
(22:30:03) Stayin'_Frosty: *Quick
(22:30:06) darkangel76: Kowaii Yandere.
(22:30:28) 2AM_Club: So...she's gonna turn you if you don't buttfuck her?
(22:30:37) Tyson: Well she practices archery so what if she snipes my black ass
(22:30:45) darkangel76: This is so going into ECQ.
(22:30:47) Broomhandle45: This is like the craziest fanfiction come to life.
(22:30:49) Stayin'_Frosty: Burn your current identity, falsify your death, create a new ID and move overseas!
(22:31:01) Cheshire_Smirk: Tyrone if she goes http://gagnamite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/overly_attached_​girlfriend_one_does_not_simply_break_up_with_me.png on you.
(22:31:06) Cheshire_Smirk: Restraining order.
(22:31:08) Cheshire_Smirk: That simple.
(22:31:10) 2AM_Club: Well we all know who did it. For investigative purposes.
(22:31:30) 2AM_Club: Doubtful that any of this is admissible hearsay at her trial though.
(22:31:30) Strauss: I knew a person whose screenname was YandereImotou or something like that... Weirded me the fuck out. And does even more considering that I now know the meaning.
(22:31:31) Tyson: ahah
(22:31:37) Tyson: BUT I WILL BE DEAD
(22:31:50) 2AM_Club: Statement under belief of impending death
(22:31:56) BennyQ: Either that, or give anal.
(22:31:58) Cheshire_Smirk: I know you've been taught to avoid police
(22:32:00) BennyQ: Make up your mind bro.
(22:32:02) 2AM_Club: But you have to be like dying and telling us about who did it and why so this is a bit premature
(22:32:08) Cheshire_Smirk: But break it off with her.
(22:32:14) Cheshire_Smirk: if she goes stage 5 crazy lawyer up.
(22:32:29) Cheshire_Smirk: And don't fuck around about it.
(22:32:31) Broomhandle45: Look, either you stick your dick in her butt and feel gross, or you just tell her you're not comfortable and explain in detail why and deal with the aftermath
(22:32:43) Cheshire_Smirk: See for me the concern here isn't anal sex.
(22:32:47) Strauss: Either way. Time to nut up or shut up, bro.
(22:32:49) Cheshire_Smirk: It's the fact that she thinks she's a fucking werewolf.
(22:32:59) Broomhandle45: That's the 'aftermath' part
(22:33:01) Tyson: haha Strauss
(22:33:12) Tyson: that is literally my probelm
(22:33:17) Cheshire_Smirk: My girlfriend could ask me to go get her some milk and then say "Hey btw I believe I'm a werewolf" and I'd be like "And this is not where I parked my car. Deuces."
(22:33:31) darkangel76: kowaii....Kowaii...KOWAII...K O W A I I...
(22:33:33) Dr._Nibbles: I consider myself Yandere
(22:33:37) Strauss: I call that a tuesday, Chesh.
(22:33:40) 2AM_Club: Lots of love for that girlfriend then
(22:33:41) Dr._Nibbles: lol DA
(22:33:45) Tyson: Really though
(22:33:47) Dr._Nibbles: :favorite:
(22:33:53) darkangel76: XD
(22:33:58) darkangel76: <3
(22:34:02) Cheshire_Smirk: And I call you a bad case of confused priorities strauss.
(22:34:11) Strauss: Hey, man.
(22:34:22) Cheshire_Smirk: No tolerance for crazies in his direct personal life.
(22:34:23) Strauss: You get it when you can.
(22:34:41) Dr._Nibbles: You guys have some fucked up relationships
(22:34:43) Cheshire_Smirk: Sex ain't worth that headache dude.
(22:34:44) Strauss: But. I'm just used to fecking weird shit.
(22:34:55) Dr._Nibbles: Sex gets rid of headaches
(22:34:56) Strauss: Iive HAD some fucked up reltionships.
(22:35:02) Tyson: yeah don't likeanal
(22:35:04) Strauss: relationships*
(22:35:10) Cheshire_Smirk: I'm fucked up for expecting that my partner be a stable, sound person that I can work together happily with to build a better life?
(22:35:14) Dr._Nibbles: when you cum you release some endorphines into your brains
(22:35:25) Broomhandle45: You're fucked up for dropping someone at the moment of a crazy comment, somewhat.
(22:35:26) Dr._Nibbles: Yea
(22:35:37) Dr._Nibbles: ^
(22:35:37) Cheshire_Smirk: If she legitimately believes she's a werewolf.
(22:35:45) Cheshire_Smirk: That's potato crazy.
(22:35:47) Strauss: Well. You see...
(22:35:48) Dr._Nibbles: what if she IS a werewolf
(22:35:52) Dr._Nibbles: like
(22:36:00) Dr._Nibbles: we're not ruling that out yet right?
(22:36:02) Broomhandle45: I'm not arguing the concept of someone going "By the way, I'm a werewolf'. I'm arguing the fact that the first response to the very first crazy is 'annd I'm done.'
(22:36:07) Cheshire_Smirk: What if? I mean except for the part where they physically don't fucking exist.
(22:36:08) Strauss: What if your FACE is a werewolf?
(22:36:09) Stayin'_Frosty: All the more reason to GTFO , Nibs.
(22:36:11) Cheshire_Smirk: Broom.
(22:36:12) Dr._Nibbles and chat goes quiet
(22:36:23) Cheshire_Smirk: My response was escalated because of the LEVEL of crazy here.
(22:36:32) Tyson: Well I have literally
(22:36:40) Tyson: never seen her on a full moon
(22:36:41) darkangel76 just sips her unsweet tea
(22:36:46) Tyson: like never
(22:36:47) Cheshire_Smirk: Believing you are a werewolf is straight up delusional.
(22:36:51) Dr._Nibbles: Guise
(22:36:53) darkangel76: o_O
(22:36:54) Cheshire_Smirk: Because she's crazy.
(22:36:56) 2AM_Club: I think she's legit.
(22:36:59) Dr._Nibbles: Tyson may have clues
(22:36:59) Strauss: Guise?
(22:37:03) Strauss: Whose guise?
(22:37:04) darkangel76: How long have you been together then?
(22:37:08) Dr._Nibbles: Like Zoinks I'm not sure about this one
(22:37:10) darkangel76: Less than a month?
(22:37:14) Strauss: Why are we talking about guises?
(22:37:16) Tyson: Three months
(22:37:20) darkangel76: @_@
(22:37:23) Cheshire_Smirk: Well. I'm going to go hunt manbearpig
(22:37:25) Broomhandle45: PFFT
(22:37:27) 2AM_Club: 3 turns
(22:37:39) Dr._Nibbles: He's not real chesh dont be a dumb ass
(22:37:42) BennyQ: I'll join you Chesh, though I think its a bearmanpig though.
(22:37:52) Dr._Nibbles: besides we need your mind in unraveling this Werewolf mystery
(22:37:55) BennyQ: He is REAL!
(22:38:05) darkangel76: Yep. This is soooo ECQ material.
(22:38:05) Cheshire_Smirk: If I never come back, this is probably the thing that killed me: http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11/118136/2312458-m​bp.jpg
(22:38:06) Dr._Nibbles: Skuzltebutt
(22:38:26) Strauss: wut.
(22:38:34) Cheshire_Smirk: Benny you can call it whatever the fuck you like as long as you bring enough ammunition to take down a pig, a bear, rambo AND a hybrid of all three.
(22:38:59) darkangel76 hides from the kowaii
(22:39:07) BennyQ: So not only the individual ones, but the hybrid as well?
(22:39:14) Tyson: ECQ?
(22:39:19) BennyQ looks at his ammunition and knows its insufficient.
(22:39:22) 2AM_Club: Epic Chat Quotes
(22:39:30) darkangel76: Immortalized.
(22:39:32) darkangel76: Forever.
(22:39:34) Tyson: ohh thanks
(22:39:38) Tyson: I gues?
(22:39:40) darkangel76: No problem.
(22:39:46) darkangel76 tips hat
(22:39:46) Tyson: Question
(22:39:51) Stayin'_Frosty: aNSWER.
(22:39:52) Tyson: well personal question
(22:39:58) Strauss: I might have an aswer.
(22:39:59) Cheshire_Smirk: Damn it Tyrone. You've gone and got this saved on the internet.
(22:40:05) Strauss: It just might not be the right one.
(22:40:07) 2AM_Club: Yes they are real
(22:40:12) Dr._Nibbles: Thats racist
(22:40:14) Tyson: Every beat your dick with two hands to make yourself feel special?
(22:40:16) Cheshire_Smirk: Now when she goes thermolunarnuclear on you she'll kill us next.
(22:40:17) Stayin'_Frosty: Oh, it'll probably be the wrong one.
(22:40:19) Tyson: Ever
(22:40:22) Cheshire_Smirk: Thanks a lot.
(22:40:33) darkangel76: Can't say that I have.
(22:40:39) Strauss: lol DA.
(22:40:43) Stayin'_Frosty: Sure haven't.
(22:40:44) darkangel76: XD
(22:40:49) Stayin'_Frosty: Never needed to.
(22:40:52) Broomhandle45: If I need to feel special masturbating, then I need to reorganize my life goals.
(22:41:01) 2AM_Club: lol
(22:41:02) Tyson: or do yu
(22:41:03) BennyQ: ^
(22:41:06) Tyson: you
(22:41:08) Dr._Nibbles: I just got a fortune cookie
(22:41:21) Tyson: This could all be a Stephen King Novel
(22:41:28) Tyson: called Black Mile
(22:41:31) Broomhandle45: If it is, I hope I get royalties.
(22:41:43) Strauss: Oh dear gods...
(22:41:49) Tyson: I am gonna be in the movie
(22:42:01) Dr._Nibbles: No if it was steven king it would be aliens
(22:42:04) BennyQ: We all better get royalties.
(22:42:07) Cheshire_Smirk: You're going to die first.
(22:42:07) Tyson: I call Meagan Fox as my werewolf gf
(22:42:08) Dr._Nibbles: or dumb ass blob monsters
(22:42:15) darkangel76: Ewww
(22:42:15) Cheshire_Smirk: Obligatory fact of cinematography.
(22:42:24) Broomhandle45: I'm beginning to think you're actually into having a werewolf girlfriend
(22:42:25) Stayin'_Frosty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyUD11f5b30 Related. Sorta.
(22:42:34) Strauss: Dead man wawkin'. We got a dead man wawkin' here.
(22:42:51) BennyQ: If Meagan Fox was in the movie...keep me out of it.
(22:42:57) Stayin'_Frosty: Back to the masturbation thing, anyways.
(22:43:00) Tyson: not really
(22:43:04) Tyson: I mean she is cool
(22:43:08) darkangel76: Benny has taste!
(22:43:11) Tyson: but she is unstable
(22:43:20) Cheshire_Smirk: She thinks
(22:43:22) Cheshire_Smirk: She's a fucking
(22:43:22) Strauss: Megan fox USED to be KINDA hot.
(22:43:23) Cheshire_Smirk: werewolf.
(22:43:31) Tyson: she kicked me out of her house over cookies
(22:43:34) Dr._Nibbles: Shes unstable
(22:43:36) BennyQ: That's toeing the line Strauss.
(22:43:37) Cheshire_Smirk: If that's unstable then the sun is just warm.
(22:43:37) Dr._Nibbles: LIKE A WEREWOLF
(22:43:39) Dr._Nibbles: OMG
(22:43:49) BennyQ: OMG NIBBLES
(22:43:54) Strauss: lol chesh.
(22:43:57) 2AM_Club: What kind of cookies?
(22:44:07) darkangel76: The kind she tossed.
(22:44:13) Cheshire_Smirk: Tyrone you are standing on a minefield of psychotic.
(22:44:14) Dr._Nibbles: what if she's just got a great sense of humor and Being a werewolf his her way of saying she's on her period???
(22:44:16) Strauss: I get it. Because butt sex.
(22:44:21) Dr._Nibbles: What if we're all over thinking it
(22:44:23) Dr._Nibbles: WAIT
(22:44:25) Cheshire_Smirk: You step wrong and BOOM. Your entire NEIGHBORHOOD is gone.
(22:44:29) Dr._Nibbles: She does it in the butt?
(22:44:37) 2AM_Club: That's how this started
(22:44:43) 2AM_Club: She wants it in the butt. He doesn't.
(22:44:43) Stayin'_Frosty: She WANTS it in the butt.
(22:44:46) Tyson: It was the last cookie
(22:44:46) Dr._Nibbles: Mauled by a werewolf
(22:44:53) Cheshire_Smirk: No, it started by him saying she wants to try anal and he wasn't sure.
(22:44:53) 2AM_Club: Also she thinks she's a werewolf
(22:44:54) darkangel76: And he says hell to the fuck no.
(22:44:55) Dr._Nibbles: Dude
(22:44:56) 2AM_Club: Gives great heat.
(22:44:58) Tyson: and she wanted it
(22:44:59) 2AM_Club: *head
(22:45:01) darkangel76: And then.... werewolves.
(22:45:05) Cheshire_Smirk: He then decided to add that she's unstable and thinks she's a werewolf.
(22:45:13) Strauss: Aliens.
(22:45:19) 2AM_Club: And she knows where he lives
(22:45:20) darkangel76: So much kowaii. So much...
(22:45:20) BennyQ: Plot twist.
(22:45:23) 2AM_Club: And does archery. Busy lady.
(22:45:27) Dr._Nibbles: Anal and Fellatio < Werewolves
(22:45:30) Dr._Nibbles: just saying
(22:45:33) Cheshire_Smirk: I'm pretty hyper focused on the fact that she's out of her fucking gourde.
(22:45:46) darkangel76: She's yandere.
(22:45:47) Cheshire_Smirk: The fact that she does Archery is just adding to the stereotype.
(22:45:50) darkangel76: Of course, she is.
(22:45:50) Strauss: This is why I keep knives next to where I sleep.
(22:46:04) darkangel76: Bow and arrow is her weapon of choice.
(22:46:10) darkangel76: Hell, make it a crossbow.
(22:46:12) Cheshire_Smirk: This is why I keep my dick out of chicks that think they are anything supernatural.
(22:46:13) darkangel76: Just for fun.
(22:46:17) darkangel76: They are cooler anyway.
(22:46:47) Tyson: haha
(22:46:47) Strauss: A cross bow aint got nothin' on my ability to use a rifle.
(22:46:53) Tyson: I should have listened
(22:47:05) darkangel76: Next, we can say it's because she's a werewolf that she's become an archer to plot after vamps.
(22:47:07) Trygon: ô.o
(22:47:10) Cheshire_Smirk: Your ability to use a rifle doesn't have anything on psychosis.
(22:47:11) Stayin'_Frosty: .... Listened to who about what?
(22:47:14) darkangel76: Heya Try.
(22:47:20) darkangel76: Welcome to the insane coversation.
(22:47:22) BennyQ: I am utterly confused now.
(22:47:23) darkangel76: *conversation.
(22:47:25) Strauss: Yes it does.
(22:47:26) Stayin'_Frosty slowly pushes Try's brow down.
(22:47:29) Trygon: ...
(22:47:40) Strauss: BLAM! psychosis over.
(22:47:41) darkangel76: Truly, there are no words.
(22:47:45) Tyson: to my friends
(22:47:54) darkangel76: But all too soon it shall be revealed in ECQ.
(22:47:57) Tyson: she acted normal until like the second month
(22:48:03) Stayin'_Frosty: .... Yeah. If your friends tell you she's crazy, you should probably listen to her.
(22:48:07) Stayin'_Frosty: *them
(22:48:20) Tyson: They said just hit and quit
(22:48:34) 2AM_Club: As should always be the case.
(22:48:38) Strauss: Tyson is this chick's name by any chance Alexandria or Alexandrea or some weird variation?
(22:49:28) Broomhandle45: Strauss, having a hairy one night stand doesn't mean the woman was a werewolf.
(22:49:28) Trygon: ...Sooooo...
(22:49:34) Broomhandle45: ...or a woman, for that matter.
(22:49:39) Trygon: Ahahahah
(22:49:44) darkangel76: lol, Broom.
(22:49:45) Strauss: lmao
(22:49:53) Stayin'_Frosty: XD
(22:50:07) Strauss: I can't even pretend to be mad at that XD
(22:50:21) Strauss: be back later.
(22:50:27) Strauss: Packing it up to go home.
(22:50:29) Strauss: Work sucks.
(22:50:38) Broomhandle45: Welcome to work!
(22:50:57) Dr._Nibbles: Broom that was gross and top notch comedy
(22:51:09) Broomhandle45: You haven't seen me gross.
(22:51:14) Tyson: no
(22:51:21) Tyson: It is Celeste
(22:52:04) Cheshire_Smirk: Why
(22:52:11) Cheshire_Smirk: Stripper name = stay away
(22:52:20) Broomhandle45: Celeste is a stripper name?
(22:52:28) Trygon: Sure is
(22:52:32) 2AM_Club: News to me.
(22:52:39) 2AM_Club has to brush up on her stripper names
(22:52:44) Tyson: no
(22:52:59) Cheshire_Smirk: Celeste is absolutely a stripper name
(22:53:00) Stayin'_Frosty: It's in the list somewhere.


There will probably be more... STAY TUNED!!! XD
 
Annnnddddd.... a little extra for the previous:

(22:53:00) darkangel76: And this nonsense is now immortalized.
(22:53:02) darkangel76: Forever.
(22:53:08) Cheshire_Smirk: it's a stripper as mercedez
(22:53:12) Cheshire_Smirk: or Alexus
(22:53:15) Trygon: Bahahaha
(22:53:18) Tyson: oh god
(22:53:18) Trygon: Good. Good.
(22:53:21) Broomhandle45: Those are porn star names.
(22:53:46) Broomhandle45: We have a strip club named 'Fox Hole' , I really doubt anyone is named anything classy.
(22:54:09) Broomhandle45: Probably random shit like "Pink Inside" or the "Amazing Alaskan Pipeline'
(22:54:22) Stayin'_Frosty dies.
(22:54:39) Tyson: hahahah
(22:57:28) Stayin'_Frosty: ..... That's gotta be the longest ECQ addition to date...
(22:58:24) 2AM_Club: And the most inane.
(22:58:48) Stayin'_Frosty: inane or insane?
(22:58:49) darkangel76: Long, but worth posting.
(22:58:56) 2AM_Club: Inane.
(23:01:02) darkangel76: @_@
(23:02:09) BennyQ: Totally worth it.
 
(21:35:54) Demystify: I smoked out of a volcano at a hippie festival.
(21:36:01) Demystify: It destroyed my everything.
(21:36:12) Karameida: LOL
(21:36:13) Cheshire_Smirk: Never had the chance with a volcano
(21:36:14) Demystify: I was like "MY HANDS ARE TWO MILES WIDE AND BACKWARD AND I'M FALLING THROUGH SPACE"
 
Nekro wanted this posted up in here ::

(22:17:33) Karameida: One of the dating sims. They added two new characters but I want them to add in Aterui. He once was a hero to the Emishi but was tortured and nearly killed by the imperial court...
(22:18:05) Karameida: Now 200 years later he's going around killing imperial nobles and enjoying the shit out of it.
(22:18:20) Karameida: And torture.
(22:20:34) Karameida: buuuut I think I might be the only one who wants him added.
(22:20:36) Karameida: ._.,
(22:24:03) Nekrosilisk88: I don't think you're the only one.
(22:24:23) Karameida: ...why is only italicized <-<
(22:24:31) Karameida: I don't think I like the tone you're using...
(22:26:54) Nekrosilisk88: there are likely others out there Kara, even if few in number
(22:27:16) Nekrosilisk88: as such you wouldn't be the only one.
(22:27:23) Karameida: I don't know how I feel about this...
(22:27:44) Karameida: The raving lunatic killer is mine ._.
(22:28:09) Nekrosilisk88 nuzzles Kara. "Feel the warm thrill of confusion, that space cadet glow!"
(22:29:01) Karameida: The longer this goes on the more certain I feel I should be throwing something deadly at you...
(22:29:49) Nekrosilisk88: Tell me is something eluding you, sunshine? Is this not what you expected to see?
(22:31:02) Karameida: Yeah I'm pretty certain I should be trying to kill you now...
(22:32:07) Nekrosilisk88 eyes Kara blankly. "If you wanna find out what's behind these cold eyes, you'll just have to claw your way through this disguise."
(22:33:08) Karameida throws cas onto Nekro.
(22:34:53) Nekrosilisk88 grabs the Casket and strikes overly dramatic poses. "Lights! Turn on the sound effects! Action!"
(22:35:09) Karameida: Cas can have fun with that now. ._.
 
(23:09:55) Karameida: I watched a video yesterday and some guys were playing this game and the boobs in that game...
(23:09:58) darkangel76: >.<
(23:10:30) Karameida: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBk2u4lE_Bg
(23:10:33) Karameida: Was kinda funny
(23:15:58) darkangel76 blinks
(23:16:01) darkangel76: Just...wow.
(23:16:09) Karameida: Yeah.
(23:16:11) darkangel76: Two words.
(23:16:14) darkangel76: Fan
(23:16:16) darkangel76: Service
(23:16:23) Karameida: The boobs they just...I don't even know..
(23:16:25) Karameida: and right?
(23:16:27) Nihilistic_Impact: Huh, I remember those guys back when I was in high school.
(23:17:21) darkangel76: Gaming is so different from my day.
(23:17:36) darkangel76 is old and crotchety
(23:17:43) Karameida: I watched it and I just...
(23:17:51) Nihilistic_Impact: It's alright Dark.
(23:18:20) Karameida: I'd watch the boobs bounce and was like "If boobs move like that in real life there are one of two things happening. 1 :: A ghost is playing with them. 2 :: They are possessed."
(23:18:31) darkangel76: lol
(23:18:36) darkangel76: For srz.
(23:18:38) Nekrosilisk88: yeah just that opening video is... raw... fan... ser.. vice. OMGWHEREDOIFINDTHIS!
 
(12:36:26) Rudolph_Quin: I love Christoph Waltz!!! omg!!! his direct way of speaking, his accent, his mannerisms, and his smile!
(12:36:52) Rudolph_Quin: Get! In! Here! *points to vagina with rude jerking motions*
(12:38:04) Rudolph_Quin: i'm contemplati​ng changing my av and sig but i just changed it to Littlefinge​r, like a few days ago
(12:42:00) Greenrust: Well first time I've seen this place
(12:43:07) Rudolph_Quin: is it, now?
(12:44:27) Greenrust: That it is, it just kind of randomly appeared on my phone screen
(12:46:14) Rudolph_Quin: hm, our recruiting department is gettin' kinda invasive...
(12:49:21) Greenrust: So it seems, so where am i
(12:50:22) Rudolph_Quin: hm, i dunno. maybe you should look around. are there any windows... do you see a street sign?
(12:51:52) Greenrust: No Doesent seem to be
(12:52:26) Beautiful_Disgrace: >_>
(12:52:53) Rudolph_Quin: maybe instead of using your phone to surf an erotic role-play site you could try calling the police
(12:53:04) Rudolph_Quin: do you remember being roofied very recently?
(12:53:29) Rudolph_Quin: hey, BD
(12:54:00) Rudolph_Quin: *waves* just helpin out greenruns here; he's lost
(12:55:00) Greenrust: I was drafts into this chat, its a nice play but it was strange
(12:55:20) Rudolph_Quin: speak for yourself
(12:56:56) Rudolph_Quin: oop! new rp reply! duty calls.
(12:57:00) Rudolph_Quin: *salutes*
(13:09:38) Beautiful_Disgrace shifts eyes and then takes a seat


Is it conceited to post your own stuff when you made yourself laugh like an idiot in chat but no one else was?
 
(01:24:10) Karameida: Someone told me I need to confront my phobia.
(01:25:07) Karameida: I told them that if anyone does anything to make me confront those things I would skin them in certain places and then pour acid or bleach them..
(01:25:18) Karameida: on them*
(01:25:24) Selini: Goodness... ._.
(01:26:06) darkangel76: lol
(01:26:14) Razgriz: Yeah...Provoking Kara is generally unwise.
(01:26:23) darkangel76: Though, truth be told, I've heard the same... conditioning.
(01:26:35) darkangel76: But fuck conditioning.
(01:27:08) Selini: Yeah, there are really only two ways to overcome a phobia. Confrontation/conditioning, or EMDR.
(01:27:09) darkangel76: I'll condition you...*throws a GINORMOUS bottle of conditioner at someone's mouth*
(01:27:17) Razgriz: xD
(01:27:50) Karameida: Lol!
(01:28:10) Karameida: Yeah, I don't react kindly to people fucking with my phobia.
(01:28:17) Selini: Well, thankfully I don't plan to provoke anyone if I can help it.
(01:28:21) darkangel76: Nor do I. <.<
(01:28:49) Selini: It would be a rather interesting person who actually would like that. XD
(01:29:05) darkangel76: OMG I'm soooo glad Undo Delete works. >/////<
(01:29:17) Selini: Some sort of Masochism, possibly.
(01:29:56) Karameida: I'll torture them to the point of near death...or death...
(01:30:04) Razgriz: DEATH
(01:30:16) darkangel76: I agree. All the DEATH!
(01:30:25) darkangel76: Fuck this 'near' bullshit.
(01:30:37) Selini: Aww, death and torture are never the way. =(
(01:31:06) darkangel76 delights in it
(01:31:08) Razgriz: It's always the way, Selini.
(01:31:09) darkangel76: <.<
(01:31:14) Razgriz: ALWAYS. the way.
(01:31:23) darkangel76: FOREVER!
(01:31:32) Selini: D=
(01:31:43) Selini: Peace, love, and sex, yo~ <3
(01:31:50) Karameida: It makes me feel better.
(01:31:56) Karameida: Violence, love and sex?
(01:32:05) Selini: Noooo
(01:32:12) Razgriz: Yus!
(01:32:15) Selini: Not unless it's kinky "violence"
(01:32:24) darkangel76 is now getting that warm, fuzzy feels
(01:32:26) Karameida: All violence
(01:32:41) Razgriz: VIOLENCE!
(01:32:49) darkangel76: BLOOD!
(01:32:57) Razgriz: MURDER!
(01:33:05) darkangel76: DEATH!
(01:33:05) Selini hides ._.
(01:33:09) Karameida: Tehe <3
(01:33:16) darkangel76 win
(01:33:22) Razgriz: Heh.
(01:33:28) darkangel76: XD
(01:33:37) Nekrosilisk88 unleashes a blood monsoon on chat.
(01:34:23) Razgriz: Yes! PAINT THE FORUM CRIMSON!
(01:34:28) Razgriz: LET IT RAIN FROM THE WOUND THAT NEVER HEALS!
(01:34:50) Karameida: ...I'm not blonde anymore.
(01:34:59) Selini: And thaaaat's my cue to leave~
(01:35:03) darkangel76 basks in the rage and fury...lets the blood coat her flesh
(01:35:11) Razgriz: MAKE THE SKY BLEED! LET THE THUNDER BE THE HOWLS OF THE RAGE OF MAN!
(01:35:32) Razgriz: AND THE LIGHTNING BE THE SWORD THAT DRIVES THE BLOODSHED!
(01:35:48) darkangel76: What a poetic visual....
(01:35:49) Karameida: Kinky
(01:36:01) Nekrosilisk88 pats Selinin on the Head spalttering blood all over the palce.
(01:36:22) Selini: I have clearly come to a place I very much do not belong. ^^;;
(01:36:32) Razgriz: Only when I'm in chat.
(01:36:34) darkangel76 is curious as the blood type splattered everywhere.....let it be AB!!!!
(01:37:03) Razgriz: The first mention of violence and....Well, it's kind of like cocaine.
(01:37:16) Karameida: And I like it...
(01:37:22) Karameida: So I stir it up
(01:37:23) Nekrosilisk88: uh, it's a monsoon, i don't know...
(01:37:25) Razgriz: Except it's red...And liquid. And smells of iron and death.
(01:37:26) Karameida: It's fun.
(01:37:31) Selini: =(
(01:37:52) Selini: My poor hippie spirit cannot handle such things.
(01:37:54) darkangel76: Well, all of it is good...just AB tastes best.
(01:38:14) darkangel76: Though, I've never tasted B.
(01:38:20) Nekrosilisk88: Selini i think you mean flower child
(01:38:30) Nekrosilisk88: The hippies were actually quite violent
(01:38:30) Selini hides extra >_>;;
(01:38:53) Razgriz: MORE BLOOD! MORE DEATH! MORE GLORIOUS CARNAGE!
(01:39:07) Karameida: I'm O+
(01:39:14) Selini: Though to be fair I have done bloodplay before and was perfectly fine with it.
(01:39:16) darkangel76 basks in it's glow
(01:39:19) Nekrosilisk88: Same here Kara
(01:39:20) darkangel76: As am I, Kara.
(01:39:34) Razgriz: I don't know what I am.
(01:39:34) Karameida: c=
(01:39:37) Selini: Goodness.
(01:39:42) darkangel76: I do blood play.... and love it.
(01:39:45) Selini: No wonder you think so alike.
(01:39:46) darkangel76: A LOT!
(01:39:59) Nekrosilisk88: Not my thing.
(01:40:00) Razgriz: Heh.
(01:40:08) Nekrosilisk88: neither are needles.
(01:40:12) Nekrosilisk88 shudders.
(01:40:18) darkangel76: Haven't done those.
(01:40:20) Razgriz: I just invoke violence for violence's sake.
(01:40:29) Selini: It was kinda eh for me. I'm a gratifist; anything that gets my partner going will do it for me.
(01:40:41) darkangel76 has used scalpels and razors
(01:40:45) Razgriz: Because...Well, rage makes everything fun.
(01:40:46) Selini: Now needles I ~can't~ handle. That's a very specific phobia.
(01:40:47) Karameida: I like being violent.
(01:41:21) Nekrosilisk88: I can appreciate alot of the artwork that gets done with needles when i see photos of it, but actually having done around me makes me cringe.
(01:41:43) darkangel76: I like photos of the needles and such, but I've never tried them.
(01:41:54) darkangel76: And huzzah on violence!
(01:41:57) Selini: I couldn't even get my ears pierced I freaked out so much.
(01:42:02) Razgriz: There's a lot you can do with needles.
(01:42:13) Razgriz: Constructive and destructive >D
(01:42:16) Karameida splashes in a puddle of my enemies blood.
 
(14:58:28) Beautiful_Disgrace: We believe you...
(14:58:37) Beautiful_Disgrace: ....yeah. We do.
(14:58:43) Broomhandle45: You'd better, or you're all banned.
(14:58:49) ShadowKnux372: D:
(14:58:58) Beautiful_Disgrace whispers, "Meanie"
(14:58:59) Broomhandle45: ...wait, shit.
(14:59:19) darkangel76: People aren't considered harassing--at least by me--until they've been told to leave someone alone at least once and proceed to ignore that request.
(14:59:26) Broomhandle45: That's it, bend over. You're getting the probe.
(14:59:57) Beautiful_Disgrace: Nuuu, I don't want to be probed!
(15:00:10) ShadowKnux372: Not on the first date, anyway.
(15:00:13) ShadowKnux372: *bad joke*
(15:00:36) Beautiful_Disgrace: Yeah Broom, at least treat me to dinner first. :p
(15:00:37) Broomhandle45: You should have thought of that before you started calling people hurtful things, I am not a stone, you know. I have feelings.
(15:00:43) Broomhandle45: Oh my god, fine.
(15:00:53) Broomhandle45: Lets go to White Castle.
(15:00:59) darkangel76: >.<
(15:01:08) Beautiful_Disgrace: Oh my god! FUCK I LOVE WHITE CASTLE
(15:01:12) Beautiful_Disgrace: I haven't had it in like four years
(15:01:24) Broomhandle45: ...well, that worked out in my favor.
 
(17:30:25) Broomhandle45: ...I want to do something with guns now, shit.. Ass. Dick.
(17:30:48) Beautiful_Disgrace: Tell me a story about Guns, Broom
(17:31:57) Broomhandle45: Once opon a time, there was a man named John Moses Browning
(17:32:28) Broomhandle45: He was born in the mysterious and mystical kingdom of Ogden.
(17:33:19) Beautiful_Disgrace: Was John a king?
(17:33:46) Broomhandle45: John was not a king, he was but a humble gunsmith, family of gunsmiths, actually.
(17:34:18) Broomhandle45: He made his first firearm at the young and tender age of 13, which was the same time that he grew his moustache.
(17:34:48) Beautiful_Disgrace: Wow, Golly Gee Whilickers~
(17:35:26) Broomhandle45: One day, while working in his gunshop. An interdemension time vortex appeared in the middle of his magical kingdom of Ogden.
(17:35:53) Broomhandle45: And out came the the Space Reich, the horrible Nazi overlords who took over the solar system in an alternate timeline.
(17:36:56) Broomhandle45: It was here that young John was abducted by the dirty space swastikas, and forced to manufacture their weaponry on Jupiter.
(17:37:28) Stayin'_Frosty: .... This sounds like something right outta Atomic Robo...
(17:37:47) Broomhandle45: But one day, John had enough of the shittery.
(17:38:05) Stayin'_Frosty: Or a shitty MST3K movie.
(17:38:25) Shebi_Asiworu: "I'm so happy he died."
(17:38:28) Shebi_Asiworu: …
(17:38:39) Shebi_Asiworu: Gross character on The Walking Dead, I think >>
(17:39:03) Broomhandle45: Using Jupiter space junk, John Moses Browning constructed a crude jetpack to escape Jupiter, and planned to fly all the way home. But the Nazis were on to him. And sent the deadly Plutonian Ninja Paratroopers to foil his plans of freedom.
(17:39:41) Shebi_Asiworu: That sounds amazing, Broom.
(17:40:17) Beautiful_Disgrace: ...
(17:40:19) Beautiful_Disgrace: Go on
(17:41:28) Broomhandle45: With only a pair of combat knives, a shotgun that he made himself -special edition, twice as expensive- and thirty two rounds of shotgun ammo loaded up with the mysterious Jupiter gas, he fought his way upwards to victory. But he had to find off upwards of thirty seven and a half (One was an intern) expert trained commando ninjas, who knew forty two kinds of martial arts and one form of interpretive dance. One of the ninjas managed to puncture the jetpack, and John went spiraling headlong into the Nazi Battlecruiser, Hitler's Moustache.
(17:42:13) Broomhandle45: *fend off, excuse me
(17:42:30) Shebi_Asiworu: How dare you.
(17:45:29) Broomhandle45: Onboard the Hitler Moustache (or as i liked to call it, the dirty Caterpillar.), John Moses Browning learned the shocking twist, Hilter was never dead. He WAS the ship, and through his mighty vessel, he commanded his legion of Nazi's DoomTroopers. With nothing more than a superior mustache and the full democratic power of a young america, John fought his way to the central Nazi Brain Cortex, and had to do battle with a thirty foot tall mecha hitler.
(17:45:49) Beautiful_Disgrace: HOLY WOW
(17:46:26) Broomhandle45: in an amazing display of machismo, american grit and a particularly nasty right hook, John Moses Browning destroyed the giant robot with such earth shattering force that the explosion hurled him to Earth at velocities that'd made Roadrunner's premature ejactulation jealous.
(17:47:16) Beautiful_Disgrace: yay!
(17:47:39) Broomhandle45: And that is how John Moses Browning weakened Hilter for World War 2. Oh, and he made guns or something, I don't know. I lost track halfway.
(17:48:40) Beautiful_Disgrace: Best story ever
 
(19:23:34) Razgriz: AHHH!
(19:23:40) Razgriz: Roombas!
(19:23:44) Razgriz flees
(19:26:24) Razgriz: How does it know where to go, if no one's pushing it?!?
(19:26:50) Nihilistic_Impact: Sorcery.
(19:26:56) Nekrosilisk88: Skynet
(19:27:10) Razgriz: AHHH!
(19:27:20) Razgriz: Pancakes!
(19:27:27) Razgriz cowers
(19:27:45) Ariamella: Prof is going crazy guys O_O
(19:27:58) Nekrosilisk88 tazes Casket to stun him and then injects him with PCP to calm him the fuck down.
(19:28:09) Razgriz: AHH!
(19:28:27) Broomhandle45: I literally have no idea what's going on.
(19:28:29) Stayin'_Frosty: I reeeeeeeeally don't think PCP's gonna help him...
(19:28:43) Nekrosilisk88: won't hurt.
(19:28:46) Ariamella: I'm with you, Broom...
(19:29:16) Razgriz: Gene Barry!
(19:29:22) Ariamella: RAVE, BAE.
(19:29:23) Razgriz: Bat Masterson, you keep your distance!
(19:29:34) Nihilistic_Impact: Two crazies being crazy.
(19:30:23) Stayin'_Frosty: I'm still trying to figure out where the fuck "roombas" came from...
(19:30:32) Ariamella: What are roombas?
(19:30:51) Broomhandle45: Those little robots that you set down and they vacuum stuff.
(19:30:54) Stayin'_Frosty: Automated vaccuuming robots.
(19:30:55) Nihilistic_Impact: Robotic vacuum.
(19:31:07) Razgriz: AHHHH!
(19:31:07) Broomhandle45: Also known as Heralds of the Machine God.
(19:31:21) AlphaZero: Hail Roomba!
(19:31:34) Nekrosilisk88: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc-QKlw6OuI
(19:32:09) Razgriz: A bag of Doritos!
(19:32:23) Razgriz: Squeaky toys!
(19:32:31) Razgriz: Framed pictures!
(19:32:58) Razgriz: Humuhumunukunukuapua'a!
(19:33:00) Nekrosilisk88: oh for-
(19:33:12) Ariamella: WHAT DOES IT MEAN.
(19:33:20) Nekrosilisk88 drops a 10-ton weight on Casket.
(19:33:27) Razgriz: ...
(19:33:35) Razgriz: Thank you, that was quite refreshing.
 
So, here's what I just walked into...

(14:51:49) Rauk: I'm all tied up... greasing the groovy rabbit.
(14:52:02) Ayame_Chaotic: no probs
(14:52:06) Karameida: HAH
(14:52:08) Karameida: xD
(14:52:38) Karameida: greasing the groovy rabbit sounds like "I'm masturbating"
(14:53:17) Rauk: Kara, you make me feel like "pounding the forbidden pencil."
(14:53:31) Rauk: .......
(14:53:55) Karameida: "When you're stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, why? Because stressed spelled backwards is Desserts"
(14:53:58) Karameida: Ohbby
(14:54:19) Rauk: Nice
(14:55:24) Karameida: Right?
(14:56:04) Rauk: Have you been 'molesting the technicolor eggplant' again?
(14:56:37) Karameida: No. I don't like eggplant <.<
(14:59:15) Rauk: I'm not a fan either.
(14:59:49) Rauk: To me, every euphemism on this generator sounds like masturbation.
(15:00:09) Rauk: "Painting the big carrot" REALLY
 
Definitely conceited posting this. BUT I DON'T CARE~ You all know I'm epic anyway ;D

(02:33:53) Karameida: I'm the happiest blondie ever *-*
(02:33:59) Karameida: eveeeeeeer
(02:34:07) darkangel76: Why is that?
(02:34:16) Karameida: I found apple juice B]
(02:34:52) darkangel76: XD
(02:34:58) Karameida: I feel like that should be something a 5 year old says. Not a 23 year old...
(02:35:12) Karameida: ...I regret nothing...
(02:35:51) darkangel76: haha
(02:36:00) Karameida: Yeah. When I found it I skipped up to the counter..
(02:36:33) Karameida: Some small part of me was like "This isn't how this is supposed to work...."
(02:36:47) darkangel76: XD
(02:37:06) Karameida: A larger part was "HAH! YOU KNOW NOTHING FOOL!"
(02:38:41) darkangel76: tehehe
(02:39:02) Karameida: Yeah thats generally the conversation that goes on in my brain.
(02:39:23) darkangel76: It's all good.
(02:40:23) Karameida: A small rational adult piece. And then a larger kid with a stick laughing.
(02:40:49) darkangel76: XD
(02:41:09) Karameida: Nice visual innit?
(02:41:29) Karameida: c=
(02:42:11) darkangel76: It's amusing, but refreshing and pleasant.
(02:42:52) darkangel76: So, not a bad image.
 
Kara forgot to include this part...so I'm including it... <.<

(05:43:05) Karameida: I was tempted to send it to ECQ. xD
(05:43:25) Karameida: My apple juice excitement and following conversation.
(05:43:27) Karameida: >D
(05:43:35) Karameida: Imma do it.
(05:44:11) Karameida: Thanks for helping me decide that. =3
(05:46:30) Karameida: I may be conceited posting it. But I made me laugh =3
(05:49:26) darkangel76: Anytime. XD
(05:49:31) darkangel76: BWAHAHA!!!
(05:49:46) Karameida: What?
(05:50:04) darkangel76: Just laughing at the whole thing. It's brightened my morning.
(05:50:58) Karameida: Woot!
(05:51:33) darkangel76: Except I think you should include the other stuff. You know, like this part right now.
 
(23:14:37) Razgriz: How about we all just declare shenanigans and chase the carnies out of town, eh?
(23:14:50) Stayin'_Frosty: I'll go get my hammer.
(23:15:11) Nekrosilisk88: I'm cool with that Casket
(23:17:15) Razgriz hands Frosty a broom
(23:17:22) Razgriz: No hammers, bro.
(23:17:30) Raze: I want a weapon too D:
(23:17:31) Razgriz: It has to be done with a broom.
(23:17:41) Razgriz gives Raze his own broom.
(23:17:42) Raze: What about squeaky-hammers?
(23:17:45) Raze: Or vacuum cleaners?
(23:18:07) Razgriz: Nope.
(23:18:12) Stayin'_Frosty: Oh, alright.
(23:18:20) Stayin'_Frosty takes the broom and sets it alight.
(23:18:30) Razgriz: That's more like it.
(23:18:39) Nekrosilisk88 walks up with a variety of tasers, EADs and other shocking devices. "These are ok right?"
(23:19:15) Razgriz confiscates, and replaces them with a broom.
(23:20:21) Nekrosilisk88 wires a car battery and some metal prongs up to the broom.
(23:21:35) Razgriz: Now you're thinking.
(23:22:28) Stayin'_Frosty: .... Hmmmm... I can make this better...
(23:22:51) Razgriz duct-tapes grenades to his broom.
(23:22:53) Stayin'_Frosty dips the broom in quick-dry cement...
(23:23:45) Nekrosilisk88: Shall we charge?
(23:23:48) Raze: Fuck your overthought contraptions. I'm just gonna go all Vlad the Impaler on that ass.
(23:24:00) Razgriz: By all means.
(23:24:09) Razgriz: CHARGE~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(23:24:43) Nekrosilisk88: looks at the rest of chat. "That'll be five dollars each please."
(23:24:44) Razgriz: ...But you know, I did have a dream once.
(23:25:04) Nekrosilisk88 follow Casket in chasing the carnies.
(23:25:53) Razgriz: Where I led a force that wiped out 99.5% of the human population
(23:25:53) Razgriz: Continent by continent, country by country, city by city.
(23:25:57) Razgriz: I could feel it...See it...Hear it.
(23:26:26) Nekrosilisk88: what does this have to do with carnies?
(23:26:39) Razgriz: Absolutely nothing.
 
Silly Rauk...

(18:41:22) Rauk: So I just realized, that I was sitting here AT MY COMPUTER, typing in here on my phone the whole time.
(18:41:28) Rauk: When I have... A fucking computer in front of me.
(18:41:31) Karameida: ...
(18:41:50) Karameida drops to ground in a fit of laughter.
(18:41:58) Stayin'_Frosty: XD
(18:42:08) Rauk: Hey! :(
(18:42:09) Rauk: haha
(18:42:29) Rauk: I'm just very good at being smart. I just stand here and look pretty.
(18:42:40) Karameida: Ooooooh that is fantastic lol! xD
(18:43:06) Rauk: just not very good*
(18:43:07) Rauk: See?
(18:43:27) Karameida: That made me laugh too much e-e
(18:43:40) Jinx: lol
(18:43:56) Rauk: Glad my numb brain could be of use to you.
(18:44:17) Karameida: And I'm saving it so I can read it and laugh at it all over again.
 
So, this one is a bit long but it contains like 3 parts which made me laugh pretty hard. Sadly broom left before answering my last question.

(19:51:37) Broomhandle45: Eh, it's been shit after shit, but it's slowly getting better, ish
(19:52:21) Karameida: Well, at least it's getting better! Sorry bout the shit after shit though <<;
(19:52:44) Broomhandle45: It's probably all your fault.
(19:53:00) Broomhandle45: or Kuro's fault. Actually, it's probably both of yours fault.
(19:53:32) Karameida: We do it cause we care?
(19:53:39) Karameida: Form of tough love. =x
(19:54:24) Broomhandle45: Tough love over the internet sucks, because I get none of the pelvic bruises and none of the orgasms to go with it.
(19:54:27) Stayin'_Frosty: Hah.
(19:54:29) Stayin'_Frosty: Hi Kara.
(19:55:19) Karameida: I doubt youd get the pelvic bruises and orgasms anyway. Just a lot of regular bruises and a headache.
(19:55:23) Karameida: Hey frosty.
(19:55:52) Karameida: Possibly a concussion.
(19:56:07) Karameida: But it would be your fault for not using the safe word.
(19:56:40) Stayin'_Frosty: Stop changing it on him.
(19:56:42) Broomhandle45: Safe words are for quitters.
(19:57:07) Stayin'_Frosty chokes.
(19:57:13) Stayin'_Frosty: I'm using that in the future.
(19:57:36) Karameida: It wouldn't be very fun if we used the same word over and over again.
(19:57:47) Karameida: I like that attitude, broom.
(19:57:59) Stayin'_Frosty: Well, change it. But, y'know. Not in the middle of it.
(19:58:16) Karameida: Again, whats the fun in keeping it the same?
(19:58:18) Karameida: None.
(19:58:25) Stayin'_Frosty: I hate guessing games, woman.
(19:58:42) mary.elmwood: what
(19:58:44) Karameida: That is your problem, not mine.
(19:58:51) mary.elmwood: Safewords are for quiters?
(19:58:57) Karameida: Yes.
(19:59:04) mary.elmwood: How?
(19:59:08) Broomhandle45: To be fair, that is logically correct. Since a safeword stops things.
(19:59:30) mary.elmwood: Yeah because what ever is happening is too intense
(19:59:45) Karameida: Hence, quitters.
(20:00:28) Karameida: Safety is too mainstream anyways.
(20:00:38) Stayin'_Frosty: Yeah...
(20:00:47) Stayin'_Frosty: We're buddlewrapping everything, for fuck's sake.
(20:00:48) mary.elmwood: Wow ok. Just Wow
(20:00:51) Stayin'_Frosty: And every one.
(20:00:56) Broomhandle45: We're being sarcastic, mary.
(20:01:07) Broomhandle45: ...that being said, I've got the best boner right now.
(20:01:15) Stayin'_Frosty: Thanks for sharing.
(20:01:25) Karameida: Sarcasm isn't for everyone.
(20:01:42) xxTripwire: Buddlewrapping?
(20:01:55) xxTripwire: The hell is that?
(20:02:04) Broomhandle45: Instead of bubbles, it's just a bunch of pictures of a guy named bud
(20:02:14) xxTripwire: Ah.
(20:02:17) Charlotte: I was also wondering what that was..
(20:02:20) Stayin'_Frosty: .... I did mean bubble.... I don't know how I fucked that up...
(20:02:23) Karameida: So, does that mean some boners are worse than others?
(20:02:29) xxTripwire: lol
(20:02:40) Karameida: ....That is fantastic, frosty.
(20:02:44) xxTripwire: Some boners aren't as...
(20:03:00) mary.elmwood: Ah I see
(20:03:02) xxTripwire: Uh...
(20:03:18) xxTripwire: There's a difference.
(20:03:25) Broomhandle45: There is three types of boners a man can have.
(20:03:37) Karameida: Uh huh
(20:03:42) mary.elmwood: 3?
(20:03:47) Charlotte: Go on..
(20:03:58) xxTripwire: Sexual, rage...and...what, morning?
(20:04:02) Broomhandle45: A conscious boner, that is, a boner that is happening due to something that they are aroused by and are aware of it.
(20:04:05) xxTripwire: I think there's more than three...
(20:04:06) Charlotte: Wait, rage boners?
(20:04:13) Charlotte: You get so mad you sport wood?
(20:04:21) Broomhandle45: Angry sex is a thing
(20:04:27) Stayin'_Frosty: Raz knows all about rage boners.
(20:04:28) xxTripwire: It really is.
(20:04:30) Karameida: So, my next question....What causes a "best boner"
(20:04:37) Karameida: HAH!
(20:04:59) Broomhandle45: The stars align and everything you ever wanted to happen is going to happen, or is visualized as happening.
(20:05:13) xxTripwire: You can't honestly tell me you've never been aroused and severely pissed off at the same time...?
(20:05:24) Charlotte: Who?
(20:05:30) Broomhandle45: I can honestly tell you that I haven't, yes.
(20:05:31) Stayin'_Frosty: anybody.
(20:05:34) xxTripwire: Anyone.
(20:05:36) xxTripwire: ^
(20:06:00) Charlotte: I've been mad enough to wanna get primal fucked but I mean, not.. aroused.. because of my anger..?
(20:06:01) Broomhandle45: Then again, I don't have a mindset of "I'M SO ANGRY I COULD PUNCH A HOLE AND FUCK IT"
(20:06:11) xxTripwire: Perhaps I've...just been in frustrating relationships.
(20:06:16) Charlotte: Like a better fighting it out option?
(20:06:31) xxTripwire: Kind of?
(20:06:44) Charlotte shrugs.
(20:06:45) xxTripwire: ...let's move on, shall we?
(20:06:52) Broomhandle45: We've all been there, buddy.
(20:06:59) Broomhandle45: I've got enough relationship scars to prove it.
(20:07:01) Karameida blinks.
(20:07:06) xxTripwire: Fair enough.
(20:07:07) Karameida: Best boners sound difficult.
(20:08:17) Broomhandle45: Depends on what you're into
(20:08:54) Karameida: How often do the stars align for it to happen?
 
(01:51:01) Charlotte puts Kara in the box Pan gave her for cuties.
(01:53:08) PandoChii puts a cutie sticker on Kara's forehead.
(01:53:23) Charlotte nods, "Yes, good."
(01:53:33) Karameida flails
(01:53:36) PandoChii also puts a cutie sticker on Charlotte's forehead.
(01:53:36) Karameida: Nya~!
(01:53:43) Karameida: I agree with that.
(01:54:02) Charlotte accepts it, puts Pan in the box with Kara.
(01:54:17) Karameida: Also acceptable.
(01:54:26) Charlotte: I'm glad we all agree.
(01:54:29) Charlotte: Productive meeting.
(01:54:33) PandoChii wiggles when being put into the box.
(01:54:35) Karameida: Indeed.
(01:54:58) Karameida: And men say we can't make up our minds.
(01:55:07) Charlotte: Right?
(01:55:28) Karameida: Proved THEM wrong. Ba-dam!
(01:56:17) Karameida: Men think they finally got us figured out and then
(01:56:20) Karameida: BAM!
(01:56:33) Karameida: UPPERCUT YOUR ASS
(01:56:41) Karameida: Didn't even see it coming.
(01:57:23) Karameida: Be like "BITCH, YOU DON'T KNOW ME!"
(01:57:32) PandoChii pats Kara.
(01:59:31) Karameida: Never try to figure out a woman. Never.
 
Broom level sarcasm apparently.

(06:27:23) Drielle: Are you planning her for what scenario or type of scenario? Fantasy?
(06:27:46) Nihilistic_Impact: Fantasy, probably a fighter.
(06:28:10) Karameida: Always ze fantasy.
(06:28:45) Nihilistic_Impact: It is my niche.
(06:28:47) Drielle: ZE?
(06:29:05) Karameida: Yeah.
(06:29:17) Drielle: What ZE means?
(06:29:26) Karameida: If I'm correct it should be nze as it stands for new Zealand.
(06:29:31) Karameida: =I
(06:29:43) Karameida: Best kinda fantasy.
(06:30:15) Drielle: never heard
(06:30:21) Karameida: Oh gosh!
(06:30:25) Karameida: You have to try it.
(06:30:51) Drielle: Now Kra starts mocking me. lol
(06:31:19) Karameida: Who the hell is Kra and why are they mocking you?
(06:32:04) Drielle: Sorry. Mistype. Kara. Karameida. I mean... i guess now you gonna start mocking me for my ignorance.
(06:32:16) Karameida: Just Kara.
(06:32:21) Drielle: I still clueless about this ZE fantasy thing.
(06:33:08) Karameida: Not many people do it. It's a sub-genre with a very small following.
(06:33:23) Drielle: Which would be?
(06:33:37) Broomhandle45: ...Wow, Kara
(06:33:43) Karameida: What?
(06:34:01) Broomhandle45: That's some me level sarcasm you have going on here.
(06:34:22) Karameida laughs!!!
(06:34:31) Karameida: You level huh?
(06:34:46) Broomhandle45: She's just teasing, Drielle. Good natured, of course.
(06:35:06) Drielle: It all began because i was trying to figure out Nihil's character.
(06:35:17) Karameida: In all seriousness...
(06:35:33) Broomhandle45: I saw. 'Ze' is just a french inflection, or an imitation of one.
(06:35:34) Karameida: Ze is just my fake french accent version for "The"
(06:35:38) Drielle: I said she was about to mock me!
(06:35:46) Drielle: Oh. Ok.
(06:35:52) Broomhandle45: Yeah, she's mean like that.
(06:35:53) Nihilistic_Impact: About to? She already did, in spades.
(06:35:56) Broomhandle45: Terrible, really
(06:36:09) Karameida: Shush broom.
(06:36:23) Broomhandle45: Make me
(06:36:36) Karameida: If I could I would >I
(06:37:02) Karameida: But you're not exactly within walking distance.
 
Okay, apparently we owe the BMR that a new cookie jar. I say we get This one


(19:07:16) Nihilistic_Impact: Fun times.
(19:08:16) kuro_bara: yus
(19:11:26) Nihilistic_Impact: Good that the job is going well for you.
(19:11:32) kuro_bara: thanks ^_^
(19:36:17) Pazzo: hola
(19:36:27) Pazzo: just woke up from my nap
(19:39:27) Pazzo: only to find that everyone else here is asleep, =P
(19:39:35) Pazzo steals the cookie jar since no one is here
(19:39:38) kuro_bara: XD
(19:40:26) Pazzo: The cookies are mine! Bwahahaha
(19:40:31) DamningTheHeavens: That cookie jar is filled with cookies....
(19:40:34) Pazzo: good evening Kuro
(19:40:35) DamningTheHeavens: made from PEOPLE
(19:40:38) DamningTheHeavens: MWAHAHAHAHA​HAHAHA
(19:40:58) Pazzo: that just means they are loaded with protien, like Soylent Green =D
(19:43:06) DamningTheHeavens: -throws it on the ground-
 
This went down before I got there, but when I saw it I had to record it for posterity. And for science. And for the lulz.


(15:25:59) Rudolph_Quin: omg
(15:26:16) Rudolph_Quin: i'm shopping on amazon for a glass dildo
(15:26:33) Rudolph_Quin: and in the customers who bought this product also bought list
(15:26:51) Rudolph_Quin: there's a bulk package of friskies wet cat food
(15:27:32) Rudolph_Quin: like just a slap in the face for all us lonely motherfuckers out there
(15:27:34) Rudolph_Quin: lol
 
(18:25:04) TheClockworkCreep: hi
(18:31:28) AlphaZero: collaposes in a chain
(18:51:24) Rudolph_Quin: are you connected to something?
(18:51:32) Rudolph_Quin: are you a collection of links?
(18:51:42) Rudolph_Quin: metaphysica​l questions of our time
(18:58:00) Rudolph_Quin: okay, okay
(18:58:25) Rudolph_Quin: if I say "collapses in a rum ham" do you assume I am a rum ham?
(18:58:58) Rudolph_Quin: do you assume I have collapsed inside of a rum ham?
(18:59:21) Rudolph_Quin: do you assume I have collided with it, tripped over it and am now sprawled on the carpet?
(18:59:37) Rudolph_Quin: or do you assume I have fallen over in a manner similar to a rum ham?
(19:21:16) Trygon: I assume 'rum ham' is a slang term, likely Scottish
(19:25:35) Rudolph_Quin: actually, i picked it out of a hat because i've been into it's always sunny in philadelphi​a lately
(19:26:44) Rudolph_Quin: *makes trygon some coffee and pours some for meself*
(19:26:53) AlphaZero: huh
(19:27:10) Rudolph_Quin: you puzzled me a lot while you were gone, alpha
(19:27:51) AlphaZero: yeah, my phone autocorrect​ed chair to chain for some reason
(19:28:04) Rudolph_Quin: XD


Best explanation ever.
 
(23:54:15) Karameida: back
(23:54:19) Karameida: = ~=
(23:54:23) Nihilistic_Impact: Welcome back Kara.
(23:54:25) DamningTheHeavens: The character sheet looks like they literally took a masquerade sheet, and a shadowrun sheet, and frankensteined them
(23:54:48) Karameida: I lost my glasses
(23:54:49) Karameida: Fuuuuck
(23:54:49) Karameida: AGAIN
(23:54:59) Karameida: FUCK YOU CHAT YOU LIL ASSHOLE
(23:55:03) Karameida: >I
(23:55:07) Karameida: Thanks Nihil ^^
(23:55:07) kuro_bara: hi...kara?
(23:55:18) Karameida: Hey kuro =3
(23:55:21) Karameida snugs and pets her.
(23:55:26) Karameida: How art thou?
(23:56:11) Nihilistic_Impact: Might toss in a buck to get the quick start so I can see the guts of things.
(23:56:35) kuro_bara: neat you will have to let me know what its like
(23:56:38) kuro_bara: Im good
(23:56:55) DamningTheHeavens: Yeah. I'm sort of interested
(23:57:41) Karameida: Gewd, gewd.
(23:57:48) Razgriz: Geeeewd
(23:57:51) Karameida: Most excellent.
(23:57:58) Karameida: Marvelous.
(23:58:03) Karameida: I'm quite happy you are good.
(23:58:26) Karameida: That pleases the Kara.
(23:58:33) Karameida: Kara likes when her friends are good.
(23:58:54) kuro_bara: I feel like you are petting my head while you say that
(23:58:59) kuro_bara: like a villian
(23:59:04) Nihilistic_Impact: It seems lack the mechanics are easily hackable for alternate and disparate settings.
(23:59:11) Nihilistic_Impact: like the
(23:59:20) DamningTheHeavens: Kara.. are you high?
(23:59:24) Karameida: Quite possibly, Kuro. Quite possibly.
(23:59:42) kuro_bara: -purrs-
(23:59:50) Karameida twists her handlebar mustache with an evil grin.
(23:59:58) kuro_bara: XD
(00:00:08) Karameida: I'm not high!
(00:00:12) Karameida: I simply don't have my glasses on.
(00:00:35) Karameida: No filter. =I
(00:00:35) Razgriz: Which apparently mimics the sensation of being high
(00:01:08) DamningTheHeavens: Hmmmm
(00:01:12) DamningTheHeavens: there might be something to that
(00:01:14) Karameida: YOU WOULDN'T KNOW!
(00:01:32) Karameida: You have not interacted with non glasses wearing Kara before now.
(00:01:38) DamningTheHeavens: Whenever I do uninhibited stuff I always have my glasses off too
(00:01:45) DamningTheHeavens: This needs sciencing
(00:01:53) kuro_bara: >_>
(00:01:56) kuro_bara: oh really
(00:02:04) Karameida: I can't science. I don't have glasses.
(00:02:13) kuro_bara: Haha
(00:02:19) DamningTheHeavens: I do
(00:02:25) DamningTheHeavens: I will science for the both of us
(00:02:30) Karameida: SCIENCE AWAY!
(00:02:45) Karameida: If math is involved I'll help.
(00:02:53) Karameida: I have cas on skype so I'm not afraid.
(00:03:15) kuro_bara: I dont think thats the kinda science he was referring to Kara
(00:03:30) Karameida: Ok, I'm a tiny bit afraid.
(00:04:01) Karameida: I CAN'T SEE WHICH SCIENCE HE IS REFERRING TO! Dx
(00:04:04) kuro_bara: Oh what XD
(00:05:16) DamningTheHeavens: I don't think I'd want you seeing the science I'm referring to >___>
(00:05:27) Karameida: . . .
(00:05:31) Karameida: Wait a minute...
(00:05:40) kuro_bara: -snerks-
(00:05:49) Karameida: Wait a gosh darn second here.
(00:05:53) Karameida: Is he?
(00:05:59) Karameida: Did he?
(00:06:08) kuro_bara: What?
(00:06:10) Karameida: For serious?
(00:06:25) kuro_bara: Kara are you okay?
(00:06:26) DamningTheHeavens: o____O
(00:06:27) Karameida: Does he mean bumping uglies?
(00:06:39) kuro_bara: Uh ya
(00:06:46) DamningTheHeavens: xD
(00:06:48) Karameida: Ok. I was right.
(00:06:52) kuro_bara: XD
(00:06:53) DamningTheHeavens: oh this is a glorious night
(00:07:14) Karameida: Back to what I was saying ::
(00:07:23) Karameida: Wait.
(00:07:25) Karameida: Wow.
(00:07:25) kuro_bara: which was
(00:07:31) Karameida: That was pretty fucking smooth DTH
(00:07:37) Karameida: 0.O;
(00:07:39) kuro_bara: why was that smooth
(00:07:52) Karameida: KEEP UP KURO!
(00:07:56) Karameida: D=
(00:08:03) Karameida: I don't want to repeat myself!
(00:08:07) kuro_bara: YOU ARE TELLING ME TO KEEP UP??
(00:08:16) Karameida: YES!
(00:08:27) kuro_bara: WITH WHAT?
(00:08:37) Karameida: WHAT I'M SAYING!
(00:08:57) kuro_bara: Which was?
(00:09:10) Karameida: That how DTH did that was pretty fucking smooth.
(00:09:29) Karameida: Now that I know he meant "the sex" and not actual science.
(00:09:41) kuro_bara: how is that remotely smooth
(00:09:54) Nihilistic_Impact: It wasn't.
(00:10:01) Karameida: It was.
(00:10:11) Karameida: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE ELEGANCE OF IT!
(00:10:17) kuro_bara: Uh
(00:10:20) Karameida: And that is sad.
(00:10:28) Nihilistic_Impact pets Kara
(00:10:35) kuro_bara: considering he got up and came over to me after he said it
(00:10:38) kuro_bara: I think I get it
(00:10:47) Karameida: He did?
(00:10:55) kuro_bara: yes
(00:11:22) Karameida: Real life? O.0?
(00:11:32) kuro_bara: yes?
(00:11:54) Karameida: OH SWEET BALLS OF ZEUS!
(00:12:00) Karameida: I did not know that.
(00:12:03) kuro_bara: O_O
(00:12:14) kuro_bara: he is visit me in Canada
(00:12:30) Karameida: I didn't know!
(00:12:39) kuro_bara: WE TOLD EVERYBODY
(00:12:45) Karameida: I know I'm blonde but I'm not psychic
(00:12:48) Karameida: YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!
(00:12:53) Karameida: ...
(00:12:56) Karameida: Wait..
(00:13:02) kuro_bara: we literally
(00:13:04) Karameida: you told everyone else and not me?
(00:13:04) kuro_bara: talked about this
(00:13:07) kuro_bara: for over a month
(00:13:19) Karameida: I've been absent a lot.
(00:13:23) Karameida: A lot a lot.
(00:13:48) kuro_bara: I know
(00:13:50) Karameida: I do not recall a single time of hearing this!
(00:14:00) Karameida: WHAT ELSE HAS HAPPENED?
(00:14:06) Nihilistic_Impact: You didn't tell me. Broom told me.
(00:14:18) Karameida: I feel so behind!
(00:14:19) Karameida: D=
(00:14:36) kuro_bara: -_-
(00:14:50) Nihilistic_Impact pets Kuro
(00:15:13) kuro_bara: -purrs-
(00:15:18) Karameida: The last time I talked to you guys in chat was when you were sad and were trying to make you not sad.
(00:15:23) Karameida: Either that or I really am high.
(00:16:38) Karameida: I need my glasses dammit.
(00:17:05) Nihilistic_Impact: Yeah, last time I really talked with Kuro was shortly after losing her job. You're not as good at informing people as you think.
(00:17:32) Karameida: WAIT
(00:17:39) Karameida: Is THAT why you're good kuro?
(00:18:05) kuro_bara: Of course it is
(00:18:31) Karameida: Everythings coming together.
(00:18:42) Karameida: And
(00:18:43) Nihilistic_Impact: You can see the gears slowly turn.
(00:18:45) kuro_bara: -headtilt-
(00:18:46) Karameida: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWH
(00:18:50) Karameida: Thats cute.
(00:19:07) kuro_bara: O_O
(00:20:00) Karameida: I need someone to find my glasses.
(00:20:10) Karameida: I can't find them and it is hurting my head.
(00:20:32) Karameida: I trolled myself.
(00:20:36) Karameida: = -=;
(00:20:41) kuro_bara: XD
(00:21:26) Karameida: THE FILTERING CAPABILITIES OF MY GLASSES ARE FUCKING AMAZING
 
So much win right here.

(20:28:16) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: OH MAN.
(20:28:22) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH OUR LAST NAME NOW.
(20:28:27) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: We're gonna pick it out of a hat.
(20:28:29) Sakato-chan: Who proposed?
(20:28:30) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: BOOM.
(20:28:35) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: PROBLEM SOLVED.
(20:28:42) KiJay: I proposed to her.
(20:28:47) Karameida: ...Good luck with that
(20:28:53) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: XD
(20:28:54) KiJay: And yes, hat name!
(20:28:55) Broomhandle45: You're going to decide the last name that will be given to you and any children you may have via a random shuffle chance from a hat?
(20:29:05) Sakato-chan: I guess whoever proposed would be the bride's last name?
(20:29:09) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: Um. My personality was random happenstance.
(20:29:11) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: SO.
(20:29:14) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: IT STANDS TO REASON.
(20:29:26) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: MY KIDS [if I ever have crotch spawn] WILL BE RANDOM AS WELL.
(20:29:29) KiJay: I think she just wants to add mine to hers anyway
(20:29:36) Broomhandle45: "Shay Dogwilley Whistlenose?" "...We're irish." "ah."
(20:29:38) KiJay: I can't decide if I want to alter my last or not
(20:29:42) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: XD
(20:29:49) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: FUCK YES.
(20:29:57) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: MRANDMRSDOGWHILLEY.
(20:30:04) Karameida: crotch spawn....
(20:30:05) Broomhandle45: I have done a horrible thing
(20:30:19) KiJay: Lol tell your kids one day that they were all named by chance. We took a handful of Scrabble letters and threw them on the floor, and that was your name!
(20:30:24) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: I'm crying from laughing so hard.
(20:30:36) Stayin'_Frosty: This probably isn't the worst thing you've ever done, Broom.
(20:30:38) Karameida: x3
(20:30:42) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: WHY IS MY NAME HOPSCOTCHCORNSTARCH?
(20:30:45) Karameida: Hey frosty.
(20:30:49) Karameida: LOL
(20:30:52) Karameida: xD
(20:30:53) Stayin'_Frosty chokes.
(20:30:54) KiJay: lol to all that
(20:31:09) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon is dying.
(20:31:16) Karameida: Thats awesome
(20:31:26) Sakato-chan: OMG NO IT'S NOT
(20:31:27) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: My cat is just next to me like "Why are you laughing and not petting me?"
(20:31:31) Stayin'_Frosty: Those poor kids.
(20:31:33) Broomhandle45: "You guys hate me!" "Hopscotchcornstartch, come on. That's not true."
(20:31:42) Karameida: Funny enough...Havik is doing the same thing to me
(20:31:54) Sakato-chan: I had to give my cat away to a woman who looked like she was going to eat him......
(20:31:55) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: Too bad she can't play rock, paper, scissors, or any other game.
(20:32:06) Karameida: x3
(20:32:08) Sakato-chan: I was so sad... OMG
(20:32:09) Daiku_Shigoto: She was a nice lady
(20:32:17) Daiku_Shigoto: >.>
(20:32:30) Sakato-chan: She hasn't sent me any pictures...
(20:32:32) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: And her brother...Kerfluffle.
(20:32:40) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: KERFLUFFLEDOGWHILLEY.
(20:32:42) Karameida: Hopefully murphys law doesn't come into play and give them some weird porn name.
(20:32:55) Sakato-chan: Who? The wife?
(20:33:10) Karameida: Would be funny for everyone else. Maybe a little traumatizing for them buuuuut >>;
(20:33:17) Karameida: Dangers of life and all.
(20:33:28) Broomhandle45: Hopscotch Dogwhilley and Kurfluffle Dogwhilley
(20:33:36) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: Kerfluffle - still a better name than Edward Cullen.
(20:33:52) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: Eventually she just changes her name to Scotch.
(20:33:57) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: And his to Kurf.
(20:34:10) Sakato-chan: Any name is better than Edward Cullen
(20:34:26) Sakato-chan: Or Kardashian
(20:34:27) Karameida: Valid point.
(20:34:34) Stayin'_Frosty: "I'm sorry... Kurt?" ".... Do I have a speech impediment? IT's Kurf, you knob!"
(20:34:40) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: XD
(20:34:45) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: What a fuckin' wankah.
(20:34:56) Karameida: lol
(20:35:03) Stayin'_Frosty: Hah!
(20:35:17) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: Broom has started something horrible.
(20:35:21) Redu: Oooh people going all English over the place now
(20:35:40) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: My loin products will have horrible names. And he'll be their godparent just so he has to answer for his crimes.
(20:36:00) Karameida snugs Redu
(20:36:11) Broomhandle45: Poptart Dogwhilley and Bristleballs Dogwhilley will hate me
(20:36:15) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: REDUUUUUUUU
(20:36:20) Stayin'_Frosty: XD
(20:36:24) Redu: Hahvy~
(20:36:40) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: I'll just name them after pokemon.
(20:36:43) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: BELLSPROUT.
(20:36:44) Karameida: I still like crotch spawn and would like to use in reference to kids from now on.
(20:36:48) Karameida: xD
(20:36:59) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: WHEN YOU AGE TO A TEENAGER. I WILL CHANGE YOUR NAME TO SHOW YOUR EVOLITION!
(20:37:00) Broomhandle45: Bellsprout Dogwhilley sounds too good
(20:37:03) Redu snuggles Kara and pulls Hahvy into the snuggling
(20:37:09) Karameida: HAHAHA
(20:37:10) Karameida: XD
(20:37:12) Stayin'_Frosty: XD
(20:37:24) Stayin'_Frosty: Seriously. Those poor kids.
(20:37:33) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: Omg. If I name my kid Eevee, that bitch will be fucked. Everyone will ask what stone she has.
(20:37:40) Stayin'_Frosty: "Mom! Johnny's throwing pokeballs at my head!"
(20:37:44) Broomhandle45: Weepinbell Dogwilley, apt considering the teenage reference.
(20:37:45) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: "WHAT STONE, EEVEE?!"
(20:38:05) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: "DO YOU EVEN UMBREON?!"
 
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