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(14:31:15) Broomhandle45: You never responded to my text, Hahvy
(14:34:21) Broomhandle45: Ahh..gundam alert noise, so awesome
(14:35:38) Lyra: nuh uh
(14:36:42) Lyra: =P
(14:37:40) Broomhandle45: ...Yes it is.
(14:39:54) Lyra: Iunno I'm just goofin around
(14:45:51) Lyra: =/
(14:48:32) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: "Let me out, I'm stuck in your pocket."
(14:48:37) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I DID RESPOND.
(14:48:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Douchecanoe​.
(14:48:53) Lyra: Yeah!
(14:49:16) Lyra: You tell her Hahvy.
(14:49:21) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: .....
(14:49:24) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Broom is a guy.
(14:49:39) Broomhandle45: That's thirteen.
(14:49:41) Lyra: You tell him Hahvy
(14:49:48) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(14:50:18) Lyra: Thirteen, you say?
(14:50:47) Broomhandle45: Thirteen people have considered me a girl
(14:51:11) Lyra: Well, I used to think you were a guy then someone said you were pregnant
(14:51:27) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: That was me.
(14:51:28) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Being a dick.
(14:51:36) Broomhandle45: That's just Hahvy making fun of how badly constipated I am.
(14:51:44) Lyra: Oh
(14:51:45) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I can't believe someone actually thought...
(14:51:48) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: This is just too funny.
(14:51:52) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I have to tell my roommate now.
 
(02:56:11) sinfulrook: Siiiiilentttt chat.... Hooooolyyyy chat....
(02:56:27) Halaster: ... Creeeepy.
(02:56:46) Ms_Muffintops: I wish I had a RP to reply to x.x bored.
(02:57:26) Ms_Muffintops: wait wait wait, we gotta continue sins song...
(02:57:37) Halaster: Even if you did, odds are it wouldn't be very active at this time of night.
(02:57:37) Halaster: XD
(02:57:57) Halaster: Most people with common sense sleep at this time... Or well, at least people in this timezone.
(02:58:06) Halaster has no such common sense.
(02:58:31) Moaning: ;_;
(02:58:34) Ms_Muffintops: alllll is calmmmm while they faaaapppppp, round yon monitors glowing so bright
(02:58:42) Ms_Muffintops: This is why the chat is so dead tonighttttttt
(02:59:07) Ms_Muffintops: Ms_muffintops is boooooooored, Ms_muffintops is booooooooored
 
(18:40:39) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Lyra - it's me being a smart ass. Come on, now.
(18:40:48) Lyra: haha
(18:40:58) Vekseid: I don't think Lyra gets smartassedness, FYI.
(18:41:10) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: She does when I grab her smart ass.
(18:41:13) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Har har har
(18:41:18) Lyra: ^.^
(18:41:19) Vekseid: ...
(18:41:24) Vekseid spanks Hahvy.
(18:41:28) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: OW
(18:41:30) Tsumi_Okasaki: Steals Hahvoc's pretty name color out of boredom
(18:41:31) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: What was that for?
(18:41:37) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: You can't. It's mine.
(18:41:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Alll miiiiiiine.
(18:41:53) Lyra: And Broom's
(18:41:58) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: He doesn't count.
(18:42:10) Vekseid can change teh colors.
(18:42:11) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Though I do hope he did well on his test today.
(18:42:11) Tsumi_Okasaki: lol 'My Precious. My Precious! Nasty little hobbiteses trying to take its."
(18:42:14) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: ...
(18:42:19) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- stares at Vek.
(18:42:22) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: You wouldn't.
(18:42:31) Tsumi_Okasaki: lmao!\
(18:42:43) Tsumi_Okasaki: Now that's funny
(18:43:15) Tsumi_Okasaki: make her a neon red
(18:43:22) Vekseid is stared at.
(18:43:29) Tsumi_Okasaki: lol or an electric blue
(18:43:32) Vekseid: Then I'd have to change the admin color
(18:43:45) Vekseid: And people would ask if she'd been promoted to admin.
(18:43:48) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Vek, you'd have to change a lot just to change my name color.
(18:43:53) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: And that would be a bother.
(18:43:55) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: So don't.
(18:44:00) Tsumi_Okasaki: lol
(18:44:05) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Or I'll bite your precious.
(18:44:11) Tsumi_Okasaki: o.o
(18:44:14) Vekseid: It's six freaking letters in a css file.
(18:44:26) Tsumi_Okasaki: <----<<< is so glad there are no little ones looking over her shoulders
(18:44:31) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- wants to make it sound more complicated.
(18:44:40) Lyra: haha
(18:44:59) Karameida_Yamada: Hrmmm
(18:44:59) San-Silvacian: hai
(18:45:04) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Hello
(18:45:09) Tsumi_Okasaki: Hi there.
(18:45:16) Tsumi_Okasaki: welcome to the train to nowhere
(18:45:26) Tsumi_Okasaki: .... I so need to bring that RP back...
(18:45:27) Vekseid: And you'd really bite me over a color change? *sniffles*
(18:45:30) San-Silvacian: i feel so good. im on my phone.
(18:45:31) Serenity jumps on kara
(18:45:35) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Yes.
(18:45:39) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I like my color. >:
(18:45:48) Lyra: Isn't biting foreplay for you Hahvy?
(18:45:55) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: ....
(18:45:58) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: DAMMIT, LYRA
(18:46:07) Tsumi_Okasaki: lol wonder if i can croon him into making my name pink
(18:46:07) Serenity would change hahvy to pink XD
(18:46:10) Karameida_Yamada catches seren and snuggles her.
(18:46:15) Lyra: Yeah, I totally don't get smartassedness.
 
(21:42:15) Amarena: I am hilari-ass.
(21:42:24) Broomhandle45: dohohohohoh​o, etc
(21:42:35) Amarena: It's ass-toundin​g how hilari-ass I am.
(21:43:09) Rogue: You're right, Amarena. We couldn't ass for more.
(21:43:53) Amarena: okay I'll stop now
(21:46:54) Tsumi_Okasaki smacks Amarena's ass to end things
(21:47:29) thebladeofchaos: ass-well that ends well
(21:47:36) thebladeofchaos runs away
(21:47:42) 3ngag3: nice ending
(21:47:50) 3ngag3: Mr. Rear Admiral
(21:48:19) thebladeofchaos: I'll take the rear guard
(21:49:08) 3ngag3: butt...butt​...that was my back-up plan
(21:49:28) Tsumi_Okasaki: Well bend over and pull another plan out of the usual place
(21:49:55) thebladeofchaos: my brain?
(21:50:18) Amarena squeaks!
(21:53:00) Soul_Hook: what a fant-ass-ti​c conversatio​n
(21:53:16) 3ngag3: butt secks
(21:53:18) 3ngag3: have you?
(21:53:33) Amarena: never.
(21:53:39) thebladeofchaos: we must ass-sess the situation
(21:53:51) Amarena: what the hell have I started xD
(21:54:00) Broomhandle45: Wow, you guys are still doing butt puns. I congratulat​e you.
(21:54:27) thebladeofchaos: well, we couldn't let it fumigate
(21:54:49) Soul_Hook: no, that's too much to assk
(21:55:43) Amarena: Don't let Broom ass-uage us from our butt-acious conversatio​n
(21:55:45) thebladeofchaos: we had to asscend to new heights
(21:55:54) Rogue: What amuses you guys assmazes me sometimes.
(21:56:03) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Asses.
 
(21:25:49) chainedbutterfly: lol you two are interesting
(21:26:08) sinfulrook aves to CB
(21:26:11) sinfulrook: waves*
(21:26:12) sinfulrook: even
(21:27:00) theswordoforder`: We're clones. what do you expect?
(21:27:00) thebladeofchaos: We're clones, what do you expect?
(21:27:15) chainedbutterfly waves back to rook
(21:27:22) theswordoforder`: Ok, this is getting beyond a joke
(21:27:22) thebladeofchaos: ok, this ig getting beyond a joke
(21:27:37) thebladeofchaos: oh, well, there's the variane
(21:27:45) sinfulrook staples, sews, and duct tapes blade's mouth shut.
 
(20:09:29) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: ...Zengor. You really don't understand sarcasm.
(20:09:44) Zengor: Imma shut up now
(20:09:45) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: If i was actually angry, that would be retarded.
(20:10:07) Feral.Desires: Oh boy, Hahvy, I thought you were furious!
(20:10:11) Feral.Desires: Rawr!
(20:10:20) Ms_Muffintops wanders in
(20:10:21) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I MEAN REALLY FERAL
(20:10:24) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: YOU BITCH
(20:10:39) Feral.Desires cowers.
(20:10:50) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Cower before me, peasant!
(20:10:52) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: >8|
(20:11:06) Feral.Desires: How may I serve you to make right what I did wrong!?
(20:11:18) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Uhh.
(20:11:22) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Lemme think.
(20:11:32) Halaster: >.>
(20:11:53) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I was gonna go with the cliche "Kiss my feet!" But I don't like people touching my feet.
(20:11:57) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: So that's out.
(20:11:59) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Umm.
(20:12:04) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Sacrifice a virgin or something.
(20:12:12) Feral.Desires: I wouldn't have anyway. Feet skeeve me.
(20:12:21) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Skeeeevy feeeet
(20:12:27) tiffy_collins: well he will need a volcano for that
(20:12:36) Feral.Desires: He?
(20:12:43) Feral.Desires: Why does everyone think I'm a man?
(20:12:43) tiffy_collins: she?
(20:12:50) Feral.Desires: Yes, she.
(20:12:58) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Feral - happens to me all the time.
(20:13:06) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Someone once thought I was a big black guy.
(20:13:07) Feral.Desires: Y'know, eff it. I'm going just roll with it from now on.
(20:13:10) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I'm a 5-2 white chick.
(20:13:15) Feral.Desires: Wave my e-peen in the air.
(20:13:20) Feral.Desires: 5'4 white chick.
(20:13:21) Feral.Desires: :D
(20:13:27) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: SCORE!
(20:13:29) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- highfive
(20:13:35) Feral.Desires highfive
(20:13:41) Zengor: 5'7" white guy
(20:13:58) Feral.Desires: Are you a virgin?
(20:14:00) Ms_Muffintops: 6'2'' black man
(20:14:03) Feral.Desires: I need to sacrifice one. :/
(20:14:04) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(20:14:06) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Muffins <3
(20:14:11) Feral.Desires: LOL.
 
(20:46:18) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Vek is such a perv.
(20:47:39) Kalliope: Why?
(20:47:53) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: He talks about doing bad things to me involving my mouth.
(20:48:01) Jaqueline: Who wouldn't?
(20:48:02) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- lawlz.
(20:48:06) Jaqueline: That sounds fun.
(20:48:10) Halaster: Making you drink tabasco sauce?
(20:48:38) Kalliope: Eating lots of ghost chillies?
(20:48:46) Broomhandle45: Forcing you to lick a bed of needles?
(20:49:02) Aneal: way to raise the bar broom...
(20:49:12) Aneal: from spicy foods to needle torture..
(20:49:17) Broomhandle45: I do what I can
 
Why Hal needs to pay more attention in chat.... XD


(21:35:41) Broomhandle45: I don't really know anyone around here, let alone anyone around me who plays games like I do. So sadly I am as the french say: Le boned.
(21:36:06) darkangel76: >.<
(21:36:51) Broomhandle45: ..I don't think the french say that, but they probably do
(21:37:01) Broomhandle45: Hey Hal, what's boned in french?
(21:39:05) Broomhandle45: Bah, typical french. Never around when they can actually be useful!
(21:39:57) darkangel76: XD
(21:41:00) darkangel76: The only verb I know that comes close is baiser.
(21:41:38) darkangel76: But I'm not sure how 'vulgar' that's considered to be.
(21:43:45) Broomhandle45: Dammit, this is some serious, life altering shit and he's not around to help me experience a breakthough.
(21:44:08) darkangel76: XD
(21:44:22) darkangel76: Well, the verb I gave you is at least in the ballpark. I know that much.
(21:44:39) darkangel76: I'm just not recalling the level of vulgarity. It's been a while.
(21:44:40) Broomhandle45: See that, Hal? AN AMERICAN IS HELPING ME WITH FRENCH, HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?
(21:46:47) darkangel76: He'll notice your question eventually.
(21:50:39) Broomhandle45: Maybe..maybe
(21:51:14) darkangel76: We could always just glare at him until he does.......
(21:51:52) Broomhandle45: I don't think Hal understands peer pressure.
(21:52:26) darkangel76: Well, we can try...
(21:52:30) darkangel76: GLARE
(21:52:54) Broomhandle45: He's probably off playing his LoLs
(21:53:00) darkangel76: Probably.
(21:53:13) darkangel76: But he can be amused at chat once he comes back.
(21:55:34) Broomhandle45: No doubt
(21:56:02) darkangel76: In fact, maybe we should immortalize this in ECQ.
(21:56:20) Broomhandle45: ECQ?Oh right, right..I forget about that
(21:56:24) darkangel76: hehe
(21:56:35) darkangel76: Screw it.
(21:56:38) darkangel76 does so
(21:58:53) Broomhandle45: That'll teach him
(21:59:19) darkangel76: Indeed.
 
(02:00:23) DamningTheHeavens: I want candy so bad now
(02:00:24) Cheshire_Smirk: We were like the three musketeers.
(02:00:38) Karameida: I have lindt truffles
(02:00:42) DamningTheHeavens: The store close to me is closed
(02:01:00) Razgriz: I had two friends that were identical twins, Michael and Mitchell
(02:01:08) Razgriz: We called them M&M
(02:01:20) Cheshire_Smirk: I knew a pair of brothers named Mike and Ike.
(02:01:27) Karameida: xD
(02:01:36) Ms_Muffintops: We had 3 Katie's in my German class, we called them the KKK
(02:01:43) Karameida: o.o;
(02:01:49) Cheshire_Smirk: That has nothing to do with candy.
(02:01:51) Razgriz facepalm
(02:01:58) Karameida: killed it
(02:02:00) Karameida: Dx
(02:02:08) Cheshire_Smirk: Way to ruin the joke muffy.
(02:02:10) Cheshire_Smirk: You soiled it.
(02:02:12) Cheshire_Smirk: Soiled it.
(02:02:15) Cheshire_Smirk: SOILED IT. :C
(02:02:20) DamningTheHeavens: Thank you Muffy
(02:02:27) Ms_Muffintops celebrates yet another moment killed.
 
(17:50:28) Rogue: I don't see how people get attacked by sharks.
(17:50:32) Rogue: I mean, don't they hear the music?
(17:50:38) Demystify: GODDAMNIT, YOU'RE SO YOUNG, AND, AND...
(17:50:43) Demystify: Supple. e u e
(17:50:52) Karameida: <.<
(17:51:00) DamningTheHeavens: I know right?
(17:51:01) Rogue: Struggle snuggle pending.
(17:51:01) Karameida: Lol rogue!!!
(17:51:11) DamningTheHeavens: Every shark has an ominous violinist
(17:51:24) DamningTheHeavens: EVERYONE knows that
(17:51:39) Karameida: thats funny
(17:51:41) Karameida: x3
(17:51:49) Demystify: Some of them even have an entire brass section.
(17:51:54) Rogue: Duna... duna... Duna, duna, duna, dunadunadunaduna DEAD.
(17:52:15) Broomhandle45: "...What's that?" "Oh man, we have to go." "...What, why? It's just a boat." "It's a boat with a BRASS SECTION."
(17:52:17) Karameida: Lol
(17:52:20) DamningTheHeavens: COMEON!!! THE VIOLIN! You fucking heard it! You wanted to die!
(17:52:22) Karameida: xD
(17:52:22) Halaster headdesks.
(17:52:24) Rogue: XDDD BROOM!
(17:52:27) Demystify: That's how people who play instruments stay alive.
(17:52:35) Demystify: That's great, Broom. xD
(17:52:40) DamningTheHeavens: hahah xD
(17:52:47) Karameida: thats just hilarious
(17:53:13) Demystify: "How did you know it was coming?" "How often do you hear a string quartet while snorkeling?"
 
(01:07:09) Rave: http://f.ku​lfoto.com/pi​c/0001/0027/​3SftS26015.j​pg
(01:07:13) Rave: This is your future.
(01:07:14) Rave: Look at it.
(01:07:20) Rave: LOOK AT IT. ARE YOU PROUD.
(01:07:29) Rogue: IT IS.
(01:07:31) Rogue: I AM.
(01:07:33) Rogue: FUCK YOU.
(01:08:18) Rave: YOU'RE A FAILURE, YOUR FATHER AND I SHOULD HAVE NEVER HAD YOU.
(01:08:25) Rave: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.
(01:08:55) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: XD
(01:08:59) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon is so pale.
(01:09:26) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: I'd pay for Rave to drive down. I'd pay for his trip down at least.
(01:09:28) Rogue: FUCK YOU IN YOUR FACE.
(01:09:31) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: Trip up is ALL HIM.
(01:09:47) Rave: Who said I'd be going back up.
(01:09:49) Demystify crawls into Hahvy's lap.
(01:09:52) Rave eyebrow wiggle.
(01:09:59) Rogue: I'M AMAZING. AND THAT'S NOT THANKS TO YOU AND MOM, IT'S THANKS TO SNAKE. MY SUPER HOT, RELIABLE, CRIMINAL BOYFRIEND WHO JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL.
(01:10:01) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: ;D
(01:10:44) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon nuzzles Demy.
(01:10:58) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: Demy should give me his number so I can be snuggle over text messsages!
(01:11:09) Rave: WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER SENT YOU TO BIBLE CAMP.
(01:11:36) Rogue: THEY UNDERSTOOD ME! YOU NEVER UNDERSTAND! I HATE YOU!
(01:11:42) Rogue sob flees.
(01:11:57) Rave: NOW LOOK AT YOU, I MEAN REALLY WHO TATTOOS KOFFING ON THEIR VAGINA.
(01:12:05) Rave: YOUNG LADY GET BACK HERE.
(01:12:17) Rogue door slam.
(01:12:38) Rave: You are so grounded.
(01:12:42) Rave: I'm takin out my belt
(01:12:44) Rave: .
(01:13:10) Rogue: It's too late. I've already climbed out the window and fled to elope with my boyfriend in mexico.
(01:13:19) Rogue: Where my Lemon Pledge and I will be APPRECIATED​.
(01:14:08) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: XD
(01:14:10) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: I love you both.
(01:14:19) Rogue: <3 ;D
(01:14:23) Rave: Don't call me when you lose your babies to the cartel.
(01:14:29) KimahriFan26: What is this, I don't even.
(01:14:29) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: Someone needs to put this in epic chat quotes.
(01:14:31) Rave: -Spanks the Hahvy-
(01:14:38) Rogue: I won't. Because we can't afford a phone.
 
(15:01:59) Traveller's_Guide: For some reason, I feel compelled to speak more of the good word of compassion
(15:01:59) Demystify: <3333
(15:02:08) Traveller's_Guide: But instead, perhaps I would rather ask a question
(15:02:19) Traveller's_Guide: What would rhyme best with "Nail"?
(15:02:36) darkangel76: Right now I'm feeling a bit wrathful... impale.
(15:02:36) Demystify: Pail, Rail, Fail, Quail
(15:02:40) Demystify: Jail
(15:02:42) Traveller's_Guide: hmm
(15:02:49) Traveller's_Guide: Jail would be fitting
(15:03:08) Karameida: I like Impale...
(15:03:17) Demystify: The riveting story of TG's epic quest of getting nailed in jail?
(15:03:18) Traveller's_Guide: Now that would fit too
(15:03:28) Karameida: It's a wonderful little word...
(15:03:32) Traveller's_Guide: Nay, sir
(15:03:59) Demystify: Flai, dale, stale, whale, pale, shale, bail
(15:04:15) Traveller's_Guide: Rather the wonderful tale of how I spent a good sixty years as a skeleton underneath the earth,staring up at a ceiling of wooden coffin, having nothing to do but create poems about coffins, wood, nails and... more of those
(15:05:02) Traveller's_Guide: Also roses, I was able to grow an entire garden of those in my ribcage!
(15:06:21) Ms_Muffintops: I wanna go hoooooome. I've made a terrible mistake.
(15:06:45) Demystify: How'd you manage to grow roses without light?
(15:07:01) Traveller's_Guide: by BEING the light!
(15:07:02) Karameida: Must have smelled wonderful after the rotting flesh smell left...
(15:07:25) Traveller's_Guide: it did indeed!... If I had yet possessed nostrils to appreciate it at that point!
(15:07:31) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: TG is kind of...special.
(15:07:53) Traveller's_Guide: Always following the shining light of goodness! (15:08:08) Traveller's_Guide: ... even if I am actually rendered immobile for uncertain amounts of time!
(15:08:20) Traveller's_Guide: great news is, however
(15:08:22) Karameida: Lol
(15:08:23) Traveller's_Guide: I recovered
(15:08:24) darkangel76: The specialist.
(15:08:29) Traveller's_Guide: Bad news is, I lost my garden
(15:08:38) Traveller's_Guide: I shall always mourn...
(15:08:38) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: What if you finally found a princess who loved you, TG? Would you stop your questing?
(15:09:01) Traveller's_Guide: The quest never ends.
(15:09:23) Traveller's_Guide: Also, my taste in women would be considered rather... strange.
(15:09:39) Karameida: strange?
(15:10:17) Demystify: One-eyed muscular women with unibrows?
(15:10:20) Traveller's_Guide: First of all: The first aquaintance must be made with her wearing a full suit of entirely desexualising plate-armor, the face-concealing helmet outfitted with voice-distortion of some kind
(15:10:43) Karameida blinks.
(15:11:25) Traveller's_Guide: Next step: The second aquaintance must be made while she is drenched in the blood of a hundred enemies, about to build their skulls to a throne for her to sit upon!
(15:11:42) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: brb
(15:11:43) Demystify: On the third saturday in April after the church bells ring.
(15:12:08) Traveller's_Guide: Bear in mind: she may NOT yet have finished the throne!
(15:12:14) Traveller's_Guide: That is an important detail...
(15:12:34) Traveller's_Guide: She must also be able to appreciate poems about coffins, roses, nails and wood
(15:12:59) Karameida: Mmhmm
(15:13:26) Traveller's_Guide: Third and final step:
(15:13:36) Traveller's_Guide: She must survive the first day since meeting me
(15:13:53) Karameida pats TG.
(15:13:56) Karameida: you'll find her...
(15:14:01) Traveller's_Guide: I know, I know
(15:14:17) Traveller's_Guide: Just how do they manage to die just the second they leave my sight...
(15:14:42) Karameida: It's a dangerous world...
(15:14:49) darkangel76: That definitely complicates things, but it will make the build up to finding her all the better.
(15:14:57) Traveller's_Guide: And just why do I keep finding blood-written messages upon my residence that proclaim their undying love for someone
(15:15:27) Demystify conspicuously whistles and says nothing.
(15:15:52) Traveller's_Guide: It is just like that time with Dulcinea
(15:15:54) darkangel76: If I could but whistle... so I settle for humming instead. *hums*
(15:16:17) Demystify whistles a duet with DA's humming
(15:16:24) Traveller's_Guide: only that her head ended up on a pike before my home, back when I was but a knave studying at the Paladin-College for the Goodnessly-Gifted
(15:19:24) Karameida: Poor TG.
(15:19:35) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: That was something good to read.
(15:19:38) Warr: Hello all
(15:19:43) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: I like coming back to weird things.
(15:19:50) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: Maybe Quin can make TG a comic.
(15:19:51) darkangel76: Hello.
(15:19:51) Traveller's_Guide: Hail there
(15:19:59) darkangel76: Quin soooo should!
(15:20:00) Traveller's_Guide: Though, now that I think about it
(15:20:02) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon pulls Demy into her lap.
(15:20:06) Demystify: G'day, Warr.
(15:20:11) Demystify purrs and curls up.
(15:20:12) Traveller's_Guide: there may be someone who managed to survive
(15:20:13) darkangel76: The Epic Adventures of the Good Knight!
(15:20:20) Karameida: 'ello Warr
(15:20:28) Warr: How is everyone this fine day?
(15:20:43) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: thankful I'm not in a suit of armor or a dress.
(15:20:52) Traveller's_Guide: Quite wel, just musing past aquaintances
(15:20:53) Karameida: I'm doing alright and you?
(15:21:21) darkangel76: I'm fine, thanks. You?
(15:21:47) Traveller's_Guide: I wil have to think a bit, refresh my memory, things get a little blurry for some reason...
 
(16:47:10) Trygon: Yesterday, I performed a sliding kick under two robots. I cut them into 241 pieces as I did, and then jumped out of the middle of the gore shower with robot organs in hand.
(16:47:25) Trygon luffs on Rising
(16:47:26) darkangel76 loves on Hahvy
(16:47:49) Broomhandle45: I'll rent that sometime, but since I finally have Fire Emblem in my meaty claws and Empires 7 Tuesday, I shall wait.
(16:47:56) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: Did Trygon just use luffs? I must be reading things wrong.
(16:48:06) darkangel76: XD
(16:48:09) Trygon: Rising.
(16:48:14) Trygon luffs for days
(16:48:20) Admiral_Squish: ...Orgy time?
(16:48:22) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon snickers.
(16:48:28) darkangel76: ECQ it.
(16:48:36) darkangel76: Forever!
(16:48:58) darkangel76: Immortalized!
(16:49:13) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: Yes.
(16:50:16) Trygon laughs
 
(16:13:13) Cheshire_Smirk: I had her at 93% customer satisfactio​n, 96 for quality and 405 for aht.
(16:13:30) Cheshire_Smirk: WITH the lowest dollar amount of credits given each month.
(16:13:41) Cheshire_Smirk: Proving that throwing money at customers is not the only way to keep them happy.
(16:15:29) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: Did you send penis pictures to all the poor lonely wives?
(16:18:39) Snake_Plissken: lol
(16:20:56) Rave: Penises for everybody.
(16:21:00) Rave: Who doesn't love a good penis.
(16:21:21) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: Rave probably doesn't unless he's gone screwy since I last saw him.
(16:21:48) Rave: I love my own penis?
(16:21:54) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: Narc.
(16:24:28) Rave: Only Narcs call themselves Narcs.
(16:28:17) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: Said the Narc.
(16:28:22) Freaksheet: are we talking about free penis?
(16:28:25) Freaksheet: I want in on this
 
(20:17:01) Cheshire_Smirk: Chat has been dead and sad and lonely.
(20:17:04) Cheshire_Smirk: AND UNCOMFORTABLE.
(20:17:08) Cheshire_Smirk: I've had to...put my butt in chairs.
(20:17:11) Cheshire_Smirk: and...
(20:17:13) Cheshire_Smirk: and on couches.
(20:17:18) Cheshire_Smirk: Do you KNOW HOW HORRIBLE THAT IS?
(20:17:42) DamningTheHeavens: She's gonna leave again D: She comes back to love on us and then leaves again ;~;
(20:19:00) Cheshire_Smirk: T_T
(20:19:10) Cheshire_Smirk: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu​uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
(20:19:14) DamningTheHeavens: See.
(20:19:18) Cheshire_Smirk: Digs a sad hole and hides in it.
(20:19:20) DamningTheHeavens: She might already be gone D:
(20:19:47) Cheshire_Smirk: Creates a bomb shelter in the sad-hole. The sky is falling v.v

I love those two.
 
(17:42:53) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: I felt I should be a responsible adult when I was 18 and having sex with my boyfriend so I got on birth control to take care of that and also regulate my periods.
(17:43:05) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: Because being responsible makes me a whore.
(17:43:31) Ms_Muffintops: I know, right? You like to have sex? Even if it's with one person? You harlot of a woman!
(17:43:39) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: Such a jezebel~!
(17:43:51) Ms_Muffintops: Your ankles are showing Hahvy!
(17:43:56) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: FUCK
(17:44:07) 3ngag3: 50 lashes
(17:44:18) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: Goddammit.
(17:44:22) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: I mean...
(17:44:26) Ms_Muffintops: eyelashes
(17:44:30) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: THANK THE LORD FOR PUNISHING ME FOR MY INDECENCIES​.
(17:46:36) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon waits to get stoned.
 
(01:49:17) DamningTheHeavens: the fuck did I walk back in on
(01:49:35) Broomhandle45: WATCH THE FLOORS, IT'S NOT WATER
(01:49:46) DamningTheHeavens slips, falls in it
(01:49:56) Broomhandle45: ...enjoy that semen, bro
(01:50:04) DamningTheHeavens: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD THIS IS LIKE PARIS HILTON ON AN AVERAGE TUESDAY
(01:50:09) Broomhandle45: I hope you had socks on, otherwise that shit just got real homo, real fast.
(01:50:50) DamningTheHeavens: Thank goodness for shoes
(01:51:00) Broomhandle45: I said socks, not shoes.
(01:51:13) DamningTheHeavens: i have socks on too
(01:51:35) Broomhandle45: Then you're lucky
(01:51:48) DamningTheHeavens: so this is just... semi-homo?
(01:51:58) Broomhandle45: No, no. You're cool.
(01:52:04) DamningTheHeavens: Oh thank god
(01:52:18) Broomhandle45: ...I'd uh, probably get the dude sauce off you though.
(01:52:18) DamningTheHeavens: I thought laying in a puddly of semen would make me a tad gay
(01:52:28) Broomhandle45: Only if you enjoyed it.
(01:52:31) DamningTheHeavens: I'm afraid to put my hands in it
(01:52:48) DamningTheHeavens: help me up? ;~;
(01:53:00) Broomhandle45: ...dude, you're covered in jizz.
(01:53:14) DamningTheHeavens: Not my hands D:
(01:53:30) Broomhandle45: Just like...roll, or something.
 
(23:30:18) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: I called you cute and you bitch.
(23:30:21) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: I can't win.
(23:30:27) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon hugs Demy and sniffles.
(23:30:37) Millenium_Joker: I don't bitch.
(23:30:41) Millenium_Joker: I throw hissy fits.
(23:30:42) Millenium_Joker: :p
(23:30:45) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: Same thing.
(23:30:50) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: Toddler.
(23:30:52) Millenium_Joker: Only sexier.
(23:30:57) Millenium_Joker: Not...
(23:31:01) Millenium_Joker: not the toddler part...
(23:31:03) Millenium_Joker: Crap.
(23:31:05) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: XD
(23:31:07) Hahvoc_The_Decepticon: HAHAHAHA
(23:31:19) Broomhandle45: Timing is everything, my friend
 
[7/30/2013 16:25:12] Yoru: Let's watch as the rare Erichou so elegantly bends her knees, letting gravity take hold of her, so she can reunite with the ground beneath her. Such a graceful motion she is doing.
[7/30/2013 16:25:13] Yoru: XD
[7/30/2013 16:25:52] Doctor Destiny: Watch as the Erichou greets the floor with her face.
[7/30/2013 16:26:35] Yoru: So majestic, the way her facial features unite with such features of the Earth beneath it. Pure beauty in progress.
[7/30/2013 16:30:41] Doctor Destiny: Listen to the Erichou as she complains about the ground not being soft on her delicate facial features. And is that blood trickling from her nose? I daresay. What a glorious day for learning.

(Note: Erichou is my last name)
 
(00:34:22) DamningTheHeavens: Audio equipment, most people don't know the difference between cardioid, super-cardi​oid dynamic, and condenser mics.
(00:34:32) My_Apocalypse_Pony: But she does it with EVERYTHING doesn't matter
(00:34:46) Broomhandle45: I think my brother went to a hospital because of a pulled cardoid once.
 
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