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(16:20:33) sevenpercentsolution: Can you hear me now? Good. I want to play a game.
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Oh, man, I love Seven!
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(01:59:29) As_Day_Fades: You'll have to excuse the chat for being slow.
(01:59:34) As_Day_Fades: ZG is a terrible host.
(01:59:39) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Fuck you.
(01:59:46) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Gimme a goddamn pie and a goddamn Stonewall.
(01:59:48) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: I deserve it.
(01:59:55) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: I work for eight hours a day and make soap.
(01:59:57) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: So fuck you.
(02:00:01) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Gimme a Stonewall.
(02:00:04) Broomhandle45: I get all caught up in RPG books and look at the time.
(02:00:36) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Say, Broom, are you much into the WH40K Rogue Trader RPG?
(02:00:36) Bliss: Eh. I got distracted having a bit of a manic episode and then giggling crazily at web comics.
(02:00:38) As_Day_Fades: I have yet to get my share of the profits, btw.
(02:01:16) Broomhandle45: I've never played it, but I used to have the books onhand, why do you ask?
(02:02:35) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: A new book has just come out.
(02:02:37) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Koronus Expanse.
(02:02:49) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: And, I reiterate Fades, fuck you, where's my bourbon and ginger ale?
(02:03:12) As_Day_Fades: I'll buy you some once my checks start rolling in.
(02:04:49) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: I'll pay you once your sales pitch evolves beyond, "I didn't turn into a werewolf after using this soap."
(02:05:17) As_Day_Fades: But I DIDN'T.
(02:05:24) As_Day_Fades: It's a stellar point.
(02:05:39) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: We need to get a female into our marketing team, Fades.
(02:05:50) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: I wonder if Bliss wants to join?
(02:06:03) As_Day_Fades: One that will shower in front of a crowd of people.
(02:06:08) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Also, you're already basically a werewolf, you hairy bastard.
(02:06:12) As_Day_Fades: To prove it prevents you from turning into a werewolf.
(02:06:16) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Definitely a worthy idea.
(02:06:18) Bliss: xP
(02:06:21) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Yes, yes.
(02:06:26) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Well, it's up to you, Bliss.
(02:06:32) As_Day_Fades: See? This is why you pay me.
(02:06:37) As_Day_Fades: Or why you're supposed to pay me.
(02:06:37) Bliss: I have no idea what you guys are talking about.
(02:06:39) As_Day_Fades: I'm an idea man.
(02:06:43) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: It's not like you wouldn't be getting free, luxury, artisan hand crafted soap out of the deal.
(02:06:49) As_Day_Fades: We're talking about money, madam.
(02:06:51) As_Day_Fades: Do you hate money?
(02:07:11) As_Day_Fades: Are you allergic to the acquisition of such?
(02:07:21) Bliss: Wow. I cannot possibly say "yes" to that statement.
(02:07:54) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: But saying "Yes" is ever so much fun. Be our product demo person!
(02:08:09) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Travel.
(02:08:12) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Hygiene.
(02:08:13) Bliss: Haha, well, I meant the hating money thing.
(02:08:14) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Money.
(02:08:26) As_Day_Fades: Sexual perks.
(02:08:34) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: I know. And it must hurt -not- to--shutupFades!
(02:08:45) Bliss: How glamorous.
(02:08:55) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: So help me, I will individually pluck every hair off of your back if need be.
(02:09:18) As_Day_Fades: Are you offering to groom me?
(02:09:20) As_Day_Fades: That's...
(02:09:24) As_Day_Fades: I don't know how to respond.
(02:09:32) Neurok_Shinobi molests Zombie.
(02:09:35) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: It was a threat that came out differently than intended?
(02:09:46) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Oh, Neuro, the things you do to my chest hairs.
(02:09:56) As_Day_Fades: "So help me God, I'll manscape you. I'll do it!"
(02:10:15) Bliss: Hahaha. Every time I'm around Z.G. seems to get molested in some way. xD Does that happen all the time or do I just happen to get lucky?
(02:10:18) Neurok_Shinobi hands Fades a hi-tech razor.
(02:10:50) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: It's been happening with an increasing relationship.
(02:10:53) Bliss: Be back in a minute. Gotta go hydrate and medicate myself.
(02:10:57) angelduskgirlcat: Hello
(02:11:02) As_Day_Fades: No thanks Neurok.
(02:11:06) As_Day_Fades: The world needs my chest hair.
(02:11:07) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Increasing relationship? That makes no sense.
(02:11:11) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Howdy, Angel.
(02:11:19) As_Day_Fades: So that we have someone around able to demonstrate how a man would use this product.
(02:11:28) angelduskgirlcat: Howdy Zombies_Galore
(02:12:26) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Fades. I know you think you're pretty.
(02:12:32) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: But that's blatantly flase.
(02:12:34) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: False.
(02:12:38) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Fuckaduck.
(02:13:15) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: We call you Mirror Breaker when you're drunk.
(02:14:16) As_Day_Fades: That's because I go 'I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!' and crash head-first into things.
(02:14:18) As_Day_Fades: And black out.
(02:14:28) As_Day_Fades: Or do I black out then crash into things?
(02:14:30) As_Day_Fades: Possibly both.
(02:15:05) Bliss: I have returned.
(02:15:05) Neurok_Shinobi whoooooos, up for 3 days with only one hour of sleep.
(02:15:26) Bliss: Out of curiosity, does liquor actually help with sickness, or is that just an old wives' tale?
(02:15:35) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: All of you sound like people who make healthy choices.
(02:15:49) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢ throws his lowball glass at Fades.
(02:15:50) Bliss: ... xP
(02:15:57) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: When I ask for a cocktail I expect more tail and less cock!
(02:16:29) As_Day_Fades: And I don't know about you, but after a night of bad decisions I like to start my next day(afternoon) off right.
(02:16:34) As_Day_Fades: I start it off with a shower.
(02:16:38) As_Day_Fades: A shower with ZG's soap!
(02:16:41) Neurok_Shinobi gives Zombie a cocktail, from behind~
(02:16:42) As_Day_Fades poses.
(02:16:53) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢ laughs.
(02:17:10) Bliss: Okay, so I have to ask. What exactly is this product you're pushing?
(02:17:11) As_Day_Fades: What's the actual name of our product anyway?
(02:17:15) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢ gives Neuro ADF.
(02:17:17) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: No Excuse.
(02:17:30) Neurok_Shinobi molests ADF.
(02:17:36) Neurok_Shinobi: Shiny new toy...
(02:17:45) As_Day_Fades: We're selling sunshine in a bottle.
(02:17:50) Neurok_Shinobi: Well... new for me at least.
(02:17:54) As_Day_Fades: No Excuse soap? Interesting.
(02:18:02) As_Day_Fades lights Neurok on fire.
(02:18:18) As_Day_Fades: I'm sorry, Neurok. Our love can never be.
(02:18:19) Neurok_Shinobi is a tiefling, ignores the fire damage.
(02:18:21) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Nobody else has used it and my original idea, Galore, struck me as strippertastic.
(02:18:23) As_Day_Fades: You see.
(02:18:25) As_Day_Fades: The problem is.
(02:18:31) As_Day_Fades: You use the wrong soap.
(02:18:47) Neurok_Shinobi: I use Soul Soap.
(02:19:02) Neurok_Shinobi: Keeps me nice and gritty, and mind control free!
(02:19:08) As_Day_Fades: I can never be with someone who uses the wrong bath products.
(02:19:12) angelduskgirlcat: I never heard of soul soap
(02:19:25) As_Day_Fades puts the back of a hand to his forehead, sighing, as the camera pans out.
(02:19:25) Neurok_Shinobi: It's from DnD.
(02:19:49) angelduskgirlcat: Cool
(02:20:02) As_Day_Fades: We should make this strippertastic, actually.
(02:20:07) As_Day_Fades: Fill the soap with glitter.
(02:20:24) Bliss: Glitter in a soap? Ouch.
(02:20:38) As_Day_Fades: All the sparkle of a ho, half the shame!
(02:20:38) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: I could only see tweens buying that.
(02:20:53) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: ... Or my ridiculous ex-girlfriend.
(02:20:55) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Not a bad idea.
(02:21:15) Bliss: It would be like ultra-exfoliant. Like shred of the skin exfoliation.
(02:21:30) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Wouldn't it just stick there?
(02:21:46) Bliss: Well glitter is made of tiny shards of metal or stone.
(02:21:59) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: It's not like our "glitter" would be "how small can ZG break his liquor bottles."
(02:22:23) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Bet it would suck if that got in your eyes.
(02:22:36) Bliss: Hahaha. Well, even body glitter is reliant on the fact that it lays flat against the skin. Otherwise it would hurt, too.
(02:22:49) As_Day_Fades: That's for our legal department to worry about.
(02:22:54) As_Day_Fades: I'm the head of advertising.
(02:22:55) Bliss: And yes, glitter in the eye is not pleasant. I imagine it would suck even more to get it in the pink.
(02:22:56) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: If you want, you can use glitter when expo'ing my soap.
(02:23:45) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Hrm. Glitter on genitals...
(02:23:59) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Well, there are some people who like a little extra sparkle to perk things up.
(02:24:22) angelduskgirlcat: that's true
(02:24:30) Bliss: Yeah. I guess using glitter there isn't unheard of. I guess I am just mistrustful of glitter.
(02:24:34) As_Day_Fades: You could have the prettiest pussy on the block.
(02:24:36) As_Day_Fades: With new!
(02:24:39) As_Day_Fades: Galore Soap!
(02:25:04) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: We could include beauty products in the middle of the soap!
(02:25:05) Bliss: In centuries past, it was fashionable for a lady to grow out her pubic hair and pomade it, then decorate with ribbons and pearls.
(02:25:08) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Really, really cheap beauty products.
(02:25:55) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: That just seems like a bad, bad idea.
(02:26:13) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Well, I could see the pearls being useful.
(02:26:26) As_Day_Fades: Could you imagine if that were still a fashion today?
(02:26:36) As_Day_Fades: You'd see black girls with corn rows in their pubes.
(02:26:55) Bliss: I'd probably do it. At least onces. Just to say I had.
(02:27:08) As_Day_Fades: How would you decorate it?
(02:27:17) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: This is a good question.
(02:27:33) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢ is considering growing out his pubic hair and decorating it.
(02:27:55) Bliss: Hmmm... I'd probably use lace.
(02:28:49) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: I don't think lace would really hold up to much.
(02:28:59) angelduskgirlcat: true
(02:29:09) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Pants, walking around. Making the beast with two backs.
(02:29:49) angelduskgirlcat: I'm not sure what you could use to decorate soul soap with though.
(02:29:57) Bliss: Well it was in centuries past. So they wore gowns most of the day.
(02:30:06) angelduskgirlcat: Cool
(02:30:20) Bliss: And I wager it was taken out before any use was made of the area.
(02:30:53) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: You've already pomaded.
(02:30:57) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: What the fuck's the point, then?
(02:31:17) Bliss: Haha, I dunno. Its probably why it fell out of fashion. Too impractical.
(02:31:22) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Oh, by the way, I spent a significant amount of time shaping and molding my pubic hair to look nice.
(02:31:24) As_Day_Fades: Seems silly if you're taking it out when you should be showing it off.
(02:31:36) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Excuse me while I remove my beads and frippery.
(02:31:48) Bliss: Its just like fancy lingere.
(02:31:59) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Point.
(02:32:10) As_Day_Fades: Fancy lingerie is the best invention since boobs.
(02:32:13) Bliss: Its a bitch to put on and a bitch to take off but most women don't like to have sex in it because it may get damaged.
(02:33:03) Neurok_Shinobi sighs in boredom.
(02:33:04) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: You know. Fancy lingerie is nice on the occasion, but cute underwear is better.
(02:33:14) As_Day_Fades: True.
(02:33:20) Bliss: I agree.
(02:33:34) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Reptar panties? Surprisingly attractive.
(02:33:51) As_Day_Fades: As a general feeling, I take 'cute' over 'sexy' or 'beautiful' any day.
(02:33:57) Bliss: Haha. I like stuff with lace. I'm a lace enthusiast.
(02:33:58) As_Day_Fades: In pretty much everything having to do with women.
(02:35:30) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Cute is good. Cute stays.
(02:35:50) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Nobody goes from "cute" to "whatthefuckwasIthinking" over the course of ten beers.
(02:36:29) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Er. Over the course of sleeping off ten beers.
(02:36:36) Bliss: Haha.
(02:37:50) As_Day_Fades: 'Cute' also doesn't fade.
(02:37:57) As_Day_Fades: Whether physical or personality.
(02:38:02) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Truth.
(02:38:10) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Cute people are pretty much cute forever.
(02:38:19) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Plus cute is a whole physical/personality mashup.
(02:38:25) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: It's usually at least mostly personality.
(02:38:35) As_Day_Fades: Yep.
(02:39:24) Bliss: I'm apparently the intimidating sort of person. /sigh I think that's the opposite of cute.
(02:39:43) As_Day_Fades: Intimidating how?
(02:39:55) As_Day_Fades: Intimidating in the so pretty how do I approach her kind of way?
(02:40:06) As_Day_Fades: In the snarling, three-headed bitch kind of way?
(02:40:27) Bliss: In the years after high school, I learned that the reason I got such a hard time from everyone was because all the guys wanted me, but they were afraid to approach me. Its gone on into my after-school life as well. I only get dates with guys that are stupidly over-confident.
(02:40:56) As_Day_Fades cuddles up next to Bliss.
(02:40:58) As_Day_Fades: I see.
(02:40:58) Bliss: I think its a mix of the two. I won't say that I don't think I'm pretty. I do. But I'm also rather loud and I can be a little aggressive sometimes.
(02:41:47) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Are you telling us you're pretty, loud, aggressive?
(02:41:48) As_Day_Fades: Whenever I think of an unapproachable person, I'm reminded of my sister.
(02:41:54) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: You're basically one of the guys.
(02:41:59) Neurok_Shinobi mehs, is average.
(02:42:00) As_Day_Fades: She is the most unapproachable person in the world.
(02:42:04) Bliss: Yep. Exactly.
(02:42:12) As_Day_Fades: She has what I have dubbed 'reverse pms'.
(02:42:25) Bliss: o_o Yikes.
(02:42:29) sinfulrook falls in face first.
(02:42:32) As_Day_Fades: Where she is a cunt 28 days out of a month and a genuinely nice, enjoyable person for 3.
(02:42:35) Bliss: I can be moody, but I don't take it out on many people.
(02:42:43) Neurok_Shinobi catches Sin by the groin.
(02:42:55) sinfulrook falls to ground anyways. "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
(02:43:07) sinfulrook: YOU RIPPED MY CROTCH OFF MAN!
(02:43:09) sinfulrook: T_T
(02:43:21) Neurok_Shinobi: Not just the groin, but that was the main focus.
(02:43:39) Neurok_Shinobi: By the groin and chest~
(02:43:52) As_Day_Fades: You two are awkward.
(02:44:00) As_Day_Fades: I know what will set you right, though.
(02:44:12) As_Day_Fades: New Galore soap!(tm)
(02:44:19) As_Day_Fades: Make your man-bits sparkle!
(02:44:30) Bliss: xDDD!!!
(02:44:38) Neurok_Shinobi uses Soul Soap on Fades.
(02:45:03) Neurok_Shinobi: I'll get rid of Zombie's domination effect on you, and you'll be nice and gritty!
(02:45:20) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: You know what the fuck of it is? He's come willingly.
(02:45:21) As_Day_Fades: Hm?
(02:45:28) As_Day_Fades: He has no domination over me.
(02:45:29) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: What with not turning into a werewolf and all.
(02:45:33) As_Day_Fades: I don't actually use the stuff.
(02:45:36) As_Day_Fades: I just pimp it out.
(02:45:55) As_Day_Fades: I mean.
(02:45:56) As_Day_Fades: Oops.
(02:45:59) As_Day_Fades: Yes!
(02:46:00) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Are you still a good pimp if you don't fuck your hoes?
(02:46:03) Neurok_Shinobi: Wouldn't be much of a domination if you were aware of it.
(02:46:14) As_Day_Fades: Since using Galore soap, I've not once turned into a werewolf!
(02:46:21) As_Day_Fades: I have a full head of hair, and money in my wallet!
(02:46:33) As_Day_Fades: Also.
(02:46:43) As_Day_Fades: Bliss and I are going to get it on later.
(02:46:48) As_Day_Fades poses with Bliss.
(02:46:55) Bliss: Wuh...
(02:47:01) As_Day_Fades: You too could have all(most) of these thing!
(02:47:07) As_Day_Fades: things*
(02:47:20) As_Day_Fades: Bliss costs extra though.
(02:47:25) Bliss: Costs?!
(02:47:34) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: We'll let you negotiate.
(02:47:34) Bliss: Did I agree to be a prostitute?
(02:47:43) As_Day_Fades: Well we're certainly not giving you away for free!
(02:47:46) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: I mean, what if some hottie wants to give you a hundred fifty bucks to fuck you, Bliss?
(02:47:47) Bliss: I must have blanked out somewhere during the negotiations.
(02:47:47) As_Day_Fades: Look.
(02:47:55) As_Day_Fades: We didn't bedazzle your vagina for nothing.
(02:48:15) Bliss: Hahahaha.
(02:48:27) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: So what if you occasionally have to lay back and think of England?
(02:48:33) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: I'm sure you know when to make the right noises.
(02:49:04) Mr_Gray: Noises?
(02:49:30) Bliss: Just make sure I have a classy selection of clientele.
(02:49:44) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Like, "Ooooh," "Yeah, big love," and, "Can we hurry this up? I have another appointment in five."
(02:49:45) As_Day_Fades: Noises cost extra.
(02:49:51) As_Day_Fades: I can negotiate though.
(02:50:02) As_Day_Fades: For a nominal fee perhaps I'll have her to animal noises for customers.
(02:50:03) Mr_Gray: Oh... That ye meant like honking like a duck.
(02:50:11) As_Day_Fades: Like, you're low on cash this week? Alright. She's a giraffe.
(02:50:29) Mr_Gray: Giraffe... Well least they can deep throat.
(02:50:31) Bliss: Sorry, I'm not good at stopping the noises. I'm too vocal. So you might just want to call it a gratuity and add it to the bill.
(02:50:52) As_Day_Fades: Can you do animal noises anyway?
(02:50:57) As_Day_Fades: Because the thought is making me giggle.
(02:50:59) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Shit, we'll already have to figure your tipin.
(02:51:15) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Can you moan like a wildebeast?
(02:51:21) Bliss: Hmm... I can possibly do animal noises.
(02:51:22) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: A really, really angry wildebeast?
(02:51:30) Bliss: Am I allowed to laugh during, though?
(02:51:36) Bliss: And is foaming at the mouth going too far?
(02:51:42) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Sex without laughter is only a third as fun.
(02:51:43) As_Day_Fades: I don't think disallowing could stop you.
(02:51:45) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Foaming is just right.
(02:51:51) Mr_Gray: Sounds exciting to me at least.
(02:52:21) Mr_Gray lived in the South far too long it seems
(02:52:31) Bliss: So now you're promoting my wares to animal fetishist?
(02:52:35) Bliss: *fetishists
(02:52:43) As_Day_Fades: If they pay right, sure.
(02:52:46) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: That would imply you're an animal, Bliss.
(02:52:49) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Are you an animal?
(02:52:53) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: We can dress you up like one.
(02:52:57) As_Day_Fades: No!
(02:53:00) As_Day_Fades: No fursuits!
(02:53:04) Bliss: I draw the line there, sir.
(02:53:06) Mr_Gray waits for the line 'I am not an animal'
(02:53:10) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: It's not a fursuit!
(02:53:10) As_Day_Fades: Maybe bodypaint.
(02:53:15) As_Day_Fades: We can do bodypaint.
(02:53:17) Bliss: Hahaha. Yeah. That might be okay.
(02:53:18) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: It's face paint and a funny duck nose.
(02:53:23) Neurok_Shinobi: Every time I think of fur suits.
(02:53:31) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Duck bill, I mean.
(02:53:40) Neurok_Shinobi: I think of the episode of CSI where a guy in a dog suit got shot on the side of the road.
(02:53:40) As_Day_Fades: I've never had sex with a duck before.
(02:53:53) As_Day_Fades: But I can. And you can too! With new and improved, Galore soap!
(02:54:16) Mr_Gray: Galore soap?..
(02:54:20) As_Day_Fades: And two hundred extra bucks.
(02:54:40) Mr_Gray is sure he should nae ask so...doesn't
(02:54:48) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: My home business has turned into a second line of soap that has turned into a very thin veil for prostituting Bliss.
(02:55:30) As_Day_Fades: Prostituting? How dare you.
(02:55:35) As_Day_Fades: She is simply part of a package deal.
(02:55:43) As_Day_Fades: Mostly her package.
(02:55:44) Mr_Gray: So soap is more of the buzz word for hooking up with the lasses under ye employee. ~Nods~
(02:55:46) As_Day_Fades: To help boost sales.
(02:56:14) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: I would never diddle the help!
(02:56:17) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Fades would.
(02:56:33) As_Day_Fades: Damn right I would.
(02:56:40) As_Day_Fades slips an arm around Bliss.
(02:56:53) Mr_Gray: Ahh he is in charge of the personnel department.
(02:56:54) Bliss sighs.
(02:57:02) Bliss: We should keep our relationship professional.
(02:57:19) As_Day_Fades: Personnel and Advertising.
(02:57:24) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Hahahahaha.
(02:57:42) As_Day_Fades: Baby, nothing about me is professional.
(02:58:07) Mr_Gray shakes his head and chuckles
(02:58:09) As_Day_Fades: Now make those seagull sounds you know I like.
(03:00:33) Bliss: I don't even know how to respond to that.
(03:00:33) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Then the duck honking.
(03:00:37) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: It draws the customers in.
(03:00:49) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Maybe with some gusto?
(03:00:58) As_Day_Fades: Respond to it how a seagull would.
(03:01:01) As_Day_Fades: Obviously.
(03:01:09) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: That means poop on him.
(03:01:19) As_Day_Fades: NO IT DOES NOT.
(03:01:22) Mr_Gray: By circling Wal Marts?
(03:02:24) Bliss: Totally not into the feces.
(03:02:40) As_Day_Fades: Because you're a classy lady.
(03:03:23) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: A seagull would poop on you if you demanded it do something.
(03:04:06) Bliss: Haha, I'm not too classy.
(03:04:16) Mr_Gray decides he now has a hankering to watch 'The Birds' and curses under his breath
(03:04:28) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Someone's gonna get pooped on~ Nanananana~
(03:05:08) As_Day_Fades: Whatever. If she does, I'm billing the shop for the cleaning.
(03:05:49) Bliss: For the record, I'm not going number two on anybody.
(03:06:04) Zennarion: Well... That was easy o.o
(03:06:15) Neurok_Shinobi molests Zenn.
(03:06:19) As_Day_Fades: What are your thoughts on number one?
(03:06:23) Zennarion: <w<
(03:06:43) Neurok_Shinobi: You know you love it.
(03:06:54) Zennarion: >w>
(03:07:44) Bliss: It doesn't really give me jollies but if someone was reaaaaally into it and I wanted to make them happy... I guess I'd think about it.
(03:08:47) As_Day_Fades: I'm sure your clientele will be happy to hear that.
(03:09:41) Bliss: xP Well I dunno if I'm that motivated to make THEM happy.
(03:09:48) As_Day_Fades: She's also available for weddings and birthday parties, btw, people.
(03:10:12) As_Day_Fades: So long as you buy a box of our new soap. Hand it out as party favors!
(03:10:17) Bliss: LOL What would I do at a wedding?
(03:10:51) As_Day_Fades: Escort a lovely client around for the day, of course.
(03:11:07) As_Day_Fades: To...show off what a lovely lady s/he could have if they use our product on a regular basis.
(03:11:31) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Jumping out of the cake?
(03:11:41) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: The cake made out soap?
(03:11:51) As_Day_Fades: There you go!
(03:13:09) Bliss: That seems more like a bachelor/bachelorette party thing.
(03:13:29) As_Day_Fades: This seems like a money in your pocket thing.
(03:13:32) As_Day_Fades: We discussed this.
(03:13:41) As_Day_Fades: How you're not allergic to money.
(03:13:46) As_Day_Fades: How you don't hate it.
(03:14:02) As_Day_Fades: How you'll get a fair cut of all the profits.
(03:15:25) Bliss: Well, all I have to say is that it's after 3AM where I'm at, so it's time for bed.
(03:15:33) Bliss: And I'll talk to you guys later. xD
(03:16:39) As_Day_Fades: Seeya.
(03:16:56) Bliss: 'Night.
(03:19:56) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Toodles, Bliss.
(03:20:25) As_Day_Fades: I feel like our venture has made some real progress tonight.
(03:20:32) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Oh yes.,
(03:20:42) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Sidelining in prostitution is very important.
(03:21:35) As_Day_Fades: I'm still amused by the idea of a bedazzled vagina.
(03:22:57) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: That is pretty good.
(03:23:05) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: I'm amused by pomped pubes.
(01:59:34) As_Day_Fades: ZG is a terrible host.
(01:59:39) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Fuck you.
(01:59:46) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Gimme a goddamn pie and a goddamn Stonewall.
(01:59:48) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: I deserve it.
(01:59:55) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: I work for eight hours a day and make soap.
(01:59:57) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: So fuck you.
(02:00:01) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Gimme a Stonewall.
(02:00:04) Broomhandle45: I get all caught up in RPG books and look at the time.
(02:00:36) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Say, Broom, are you much into the WH40K Rogue Trader RPG?
(02:00:36) Bliss: Eh. I got distracted having a bit of a manic episode and then giggling crazily at web comics.
(02:00:38) As_Day_Fades: I have yet to get my share of the profits, btw.
(02:01:16) Broomhandle45: I've never played it, but I used to have the books onhand, why do you ask?
(02:02:35) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: A new book has just come out.
(02:02:37) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Koronus Expanse.
(02:02:49) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: And, I reiterate Fades, fuck you, where's my bourbon and ginger ale?
(02:03:12) As_Day_Fades: I'll buy you some once my checks start rolling in.
(02:04:49) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: I'll pay you once your sales pitch evolves beyond, "I didn't turn into a werewolf after using this soap."
(02:05:17) As_Day_Fades: But I DIDN'T.
(02:05:24) As_Day_Fades: It's a stellar point.
(02:05:39) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: We need to get a female into our marketing team, Fades.
(02:05:50) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: I wonder if Bliss wants to join?
(02:06:03) As_Day_Fades: One that will shower in front of a crowd of people.
(02:06:08) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Also, you're already basically a werewolf, you hairy bastard.
(02:06:12) As_Day_Fades: To prove it prevents you from turning into a werewolf.
(02:06:16) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Definitely a worthy idea.
(02:06:18) Bliss: xP
(02:06:21) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Yes, yes.
(02:06:26) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Well, it's up to you, Bliss.
(02:06:32) As_Day_Fades: See? This is why you pay me.
(02:06:37) As_Day_Fades: Or why you're supposed to pay me.
(02:06:37) Bliss: I have no idea what you guys are talking about.
(02:06:39) As_Day_Fades: I'm an idea man.
(02:06:43) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: It's not like you wouldn't be getting free, luxury, artisan hand crafted soap out of the deal.
(02:06:49) As_Day_Fades: We're talking about money, madam.
(02:06:51) As_Day_Fades: Do you hate money?
(02:07:11) As_Day_Fades: Are you allergic to the acquisition of such?
(02:07:21) Bliss: Wow. I cannot possibly say "yes" to that statement.
(02:07:54) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: But saying "Yes" is ever so much fun. Be our product demo person!
(02:08:09) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Travel.
(02:08:12) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Hygiene.
(02:08:13) Bliss: Haha, well, I meant the hating money thing.
(02:08:14) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Money.
(02:08:26) As_Day_Fades: Sexual perks.
(02:08:34) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: I know. And it must hurt -not- to--shutupFades!
(02:08:45) Bliss: How glamorous.
(02:08:55) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: So help me, I will individually pluck every hair off of your back if need be.
(02:09:18) As_Day_Fades: Are you offering to groom me?
(02:09:20) As_Day_Fades: That's...
(02:09:24) As_Day_Fades: I don't know how to respond.
(02:09:32) Neurok_Shinobi molests Zombie.
(02:09:35) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: It was a threat that came out differently than intended?
(02:09:46) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Oh, Neuro, the things you do to my chest hairs.
(02:09:56) As_Day_Fades: "So help me God, I'll manscape you. I'll do it!"
(02:10:15) Bliss: Hahaha. Every time I'm around Z.G. seems to get molested in some way. xD Does that happen all the time or do I just happen to get lucky?
(02:10:18) Neurok_Shinobi hands Fades a hi-tech razor.
(02:10:50) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: It's been happening with an increasing relationship.
(02:10:53) Bliss: Be back in a minute. Gotta go hydrate and medicate myself.
(02:10:57) angelduskgirlcat: Hello
(02:11:02) As_Day_Fades: No thanks Neurok.
(02:11:06) As_Day_Fades: The world needs my chest hair.
(02:11:07) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Increasing relationship? That makes no sense.
(02:11:11) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Howdy, Angel.
(02:11:19) As_Day_Fades: So that we have someone around able to demonstrate how a man would use this product.
(02:11:28) angelduskgirlcat: Howdy Zombies_Galore
(02:12:26) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Fades. I know you think you're pretty.
(02:12:32) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: But that's blatantly flase.
(02:12:34) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: False.
(02:12:38) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Fuckaduck.
(02:13:15) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: We call you Mirror Breaker when you're drunk.
(02:14:16) As_Day_Fades: That's because I go 'I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!' and crash head-first into things.
(02:14:18) As_Day_Fades: And black out.
(02:14:28) As_Day_Fades: Or do I black out then crash into things?
(02:14:30) As_Day_Fades: Possibly both.
(02:15:05) Bliss: I have returned.
(02:15:05) Neurok_Shinobi whoooooos, up for 3 days with only one hour of sleep.
(02:15:26) Bliss: Out of curiosity, does liquor actually help with sickness, or is that just an old wives' tale?
(02:15:35) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: All of you sound like people who make healthy choices.
(02:15:49) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢ throws his lowball glass at Fades.
(02:15:50) Bliss: ... xP
(02:15:57) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: When I ask for a cocktail I expect more tail and less cock!
(02:16:29) As_Day_Fades: And I don't know about you, but after a night of bad decisions I like to start my next day(afternoon) off right.
(02:16:34) As_Day_Fades: I start it off with a shower.
(02:16:38) As_Day_Fades: A shower with ZG's soap!
(02:16:41) Neurok_Shinobi gives Zombie a cocktail, from behind~
(02:16:42) As_Day_Fades poses.
(02:16:53) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢ laughs.
(02:17:10) Bliss: Okay, so I have to ask. What exactly is this product you're pushing?
(02:17:11) As_Day_Fades: What's the actual name of our product anyway?
(02:17:15) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢ gives Neuro ADF.
(02:17:17) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: No Excuse.
(02:17:30) Neurok_Shinobi molests ADF.
(02:17:36) Neurok_Shinobi: Shiny new toy...
(02:17:45) As_Day_Fades: We're selling sunshine in a bottle.
(02:17:50) Neurok_Shinobi: Well... new for me at least.
(02:17:54) As_Day_Fades: No Excuse soap? Interesting.
(02:18:02) As_Day_Fades lights Neurok on fire.
(02:18:18) As_Day_Fades: I'm sorry, Neurok. Our love can never be.
(02:18:19) Neurok_Shinobi is a tiefling, ignores the fire damage.
(02:18:21) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Nobody else has used it and my original idea, Galore, struck me as strippertastic.
(02:18:23) As_Day_Fades: You see.
(02:18:25) As_Day_Fades: The problem is.
(02:18:31) As_Day_Fades: You use the wrong soap.
(02:18:47) Neurok_Shinobi: I use Soul Soap.
(02:19:02) Neurok_Shinobi: Keeps me nice and gritty, and mind control free!
(02:19:08) As_Day_Fades: I can never be with someone who uses the wrong bath products.
(02:19:12) angelduskgirlcat: I never heard of soul soap
(02:19:25) As_Day_Fades puts the back of a hand to his forehead, sighing, as the camera pans out.
(02:19:25) Neurok_Shinobi: It's from DnD.
(02:19:49) angelduskgirlcat: Cool
(02:20:02) As_Day_Fades: We should make this strippertastic, actually.
(02:20:07) As_Day_Fades: Fill the soap with glitter.
(02:20:24) Bliss: Glitter in a soap? Ouch.
(02:20:38) As_Day_Fades: All the sparkle of a ho, half the shame!
(02:20:38) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: I could only see tweens buying that.
(02:20:53) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: ... Or my ridiculous ex-girlfriend.
(02:20:55) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Not a bad idea.
(02:21:15) Bliss: It would be like ultra-exfoliant. Like shred of the skin exfoliation.
(02:21:30) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Wouldn't it just stick there?
(02:21:46) Bliss: Well glitter is made of tiny shards of metal or stone.
(02:21:59) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: It's not like our "glitter" would be "how small can ZG break his liquor bottles."
(02:22:23) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Bet it would suck if that got in your eyes.
(02:22:36) Bliss: Hahaha. Well, even body glitter is reliant on the fact that it lays flat against the skin. Otherwise it would hurt, too.
(02:22:49) As_Day_Fades: That's for our legal department to worry about.
(02:22:54) As_Day_Fades: I'm the head of advertising.
(02:22:55) Bliss: And yes, glitter in the eye is not pleasant. I imagine it would suck even more to get it in the pink.
(02:22:56) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: If you want, you can use glitter when expo'ing my soap.
(02:23:45) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Hrm. Glitter on genitals...
(02:23:59) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Well, there are some people who like a little extra sparkle to perk things up.
(02:24:22) angelduskgirlcat: that's true
(02:24:30) Bliss: Yeah. I guess using glitter there isn't unheard of. I guess I am just mistrustful of glitter.
(02:24:34) As_Day_Fades: You could have the prettiest pussy on the block.
(02:24:36) As_Day_Fades: With new!
(02:24:39) As_Day_Fades: Galore Soap!
(02:25:04) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: We could include beauty products in the middle of the soap!
(02:25:05) Bliss: In centuries past, it was fashionable for a lady to grow out her pubic hair and pomade it, then decorate with ribbons and pearls.
(02:25:08) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Really, really cheap beauty products.
(02:25:55) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: That just seems like a bad, bad idea.
(02:26:13) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Well, I could see the pearls being useful.
(02:26:26) As_Day_Fades: Could you imagine if that were still a fashion today?
(02:26:36) As_Day_Fades: You'd see black girls with corn rows in their pubes.
(02:26:55) Bliss: I'd probably do it. At least onces. Just to say I had.
(02:27:08) As_Day_Fades: How would you decorate it?
(02:27:17) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: This is a good question.
(02:27:33) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢ is considering growing out his pubic hair and decorating it.
(02:27:55) Bliss: Hmmm... I'd probably use lace.
(02:28:49) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: I don't think lace would really hold up to much.
(02:28:59) angelduskgirlcat: true
(02:29:09) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Pants, walking around. Making the beast with two backs.
(02:29:49) angelduskgirlcat: I'm not sure what you could use to decorate soul soap with though.
(02:29:57) Bliss: Well it was in centuries past. So they wore gowns most of the day.
(02:30:06) angelduskgirlcat: Cool
(02:30:20) Bliss: And I wager it was taken out before any use was made of the area.
(02:30:53) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: You've already pomaded.
(02:30:57) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: What the fuck's the point, then?
(02:31:17) Bliss: Haha, I dunno. Its probably why it fell out of fashion. Too impractical.
(02:31:22) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Oh, by the way, I spent a significant amount of time shaping and molding my pubic hair to look nice.
(02:31:24) As_Day_Fades: Seems silly if you're taking it out when you should be showing it off.
(02:31:36) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Excuse me while I remove my beads and frippery.
(02:31:48) Bliss: Its just like fancy lingere.
(02:31:59) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Point.
(02:32:10) As_Day_Fades: Fancy lingerie is the best invention since boobs.
(02:32:13) Bliss: Its a bitch to put on and a bitch to take off but most women don't like to have sex in it because it may get damaged.
(02:33:03) Neurok_Shinobi sighs in boredom.
(02:33:04) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: You know. Fancy lingerie is nice on the occasion, but cute underwear is better.
(02:33:14) As_Day_Fades: True.
(02:33:20) Bliss: I agree.
(02:33:34) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Reptar panties? Surprisingly attractive.
(02:33:51) As_Day_Fades: As a general feeling, I take 'cute' over 'sexy' or 'beautiful' any day.
(02:33:57) Bliss: Haha. I like stuff with lace. I'm a lace enthusiast.
(02:33:58) As_Day_Fades: In pretty much everything having to do with women.
(02:35:30) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Cute is good. Cute stays.
(02:35:50) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Nobody goes from "cute" to "whatthefuckwasIthinking" over the course of ten beers.
(02:36:29) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Er. Over the course of sleeping off ten beers.
(02:36:36) Bliss: Haha.
(02:37:50) As_Day_Fades: 'Cute' also doesn't fade.
(02:37:57) As_Day_Fades: Whether physical or personality.
(02:38:02) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Truth.
(02:38:10) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Cute people are pretty much cute forever.
(02:38:19) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Plus cute is a whole physical/personality mashup.
(02:38:25) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: It's usually at least mostly personality.
(02:38:35) As_Day_Fades: Yep.
(02:39:24) Bliss: I'm apparently the intimidating sort of person. /sigh I think that's the opposite of cute.
(02:39:43) As_Day_Fades: Intimidating how?
(02:39:55) As_Day_Fades: Intimidating in the so pretty how do I approach her kind of way?
(02:40:06) As_Day_Fades: In the snarling, three-headed bitch kind of way?
(02:40:27) Bliss: In the years after high school, I learned that the reason I got such a hard time from everyone was because all the guys wanted me, but they were afraid to approach me. Its gone on into my after-school life as well. I only get dates with guys that are stupidly over-confident.
(02:40:56) As_Day_Fades cuddles up next to Bliss.
(02:40:58) As_Day_Fades: I see.
(02:40:58) Bliss: I think its a mix of the two. I won't say that I don't think I'm pretty. I do. But I'm also rather loud and I can be a little aggressive sometimes.
(02:41:47) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Are you telling us you're pretty, loud, aggressive?
(02:41:48) As_Day_Fades: Whenever I think of an unapproachable person, I'm reminded of my sister.
(02:41:54) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: You're basically one of the guys.
(02:41:59) Neurok_Shinobi mehs, is average.
(02:42:00) As_Day_Fades: She is the most unapproachable person in the world.
(02:42:04) Bliss: Yep. Exactly.
(02:42:12) As_Day_Fades: She has what I have dubbed 'reverse pms'.
(02:42:25) Bliss: o_o Yikes.
(02:42:29) sinfulrook falls in face first.
(02:42:32) As_Day_Fades: Where she is a cunt 28 days out of a month and a genuinely nice, enjoyable person for 3.
(02:42:35) Bliss: I can be moody, but I don't take it out on many people.
(02:42:43) Neurok_Shinobi catches Sin by the groin.
(02:42:55) sinfulrook falls to ground anyways. "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
(02:43:07) sinfulrook: YOU RIPPED MY CROTCH OFF MAN!
(02:43:09) sinfulrook: T_T
(02:43:21) Neurok_Shinobi: Not just the groin, but that was the main focus.
(02:43:39) Neurok_Shinobi: By the groin and chest~
(02:43:52) As_Day_Fades: You two are awkward.
(02:44:00) As_Day_Fades: I know what will set you right, though.
(02:44:12) As_Day_Fades: New Galore soap!(tm)
(02:44:19) As_Day_Fades: Make your man-bits sparkle!
(02:44:30) Bliss: xDDD!!!
(02:44:38) Neurok_Shinobi uses Soul Soap on Fades.
(02:45:03) Neurok_Shinobi: I'll get rid of Zombie's domination effect on you, and you'll be nice and gritty!
(02:45:20) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: You know what the fuck of it is? He's come willingly.
(02:45:21) As_Day_Fades: Hm?
(02:45:28) As_Day_Fades: He has no domination over me.
(02:45:29) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: What with not turning into a werewolf and all.
(02:45:33) As_Day_Fades: I don't actually use the stuff.
(02:45:36) As_Day_Fades: I just pimp it out.
(02:45:55) As_Day_Fades: I mean.
(02:45:56) As_Day_Fades: Oops.
(02:45:59) As_Day_Fades: Yes!
(02:46:00) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Are you still a good pimp if you don't fuck your hoes?
(02:46:03) Neurok_Shinobi: Wouldn't be much of a domination if you were aware of it.
(02:46:14) As_Day_Fades: Since using Galore soap, I've not once turned into a werewolf!
(02:46:21) As_Day_Fades: I have a full head of hair, and money in my wallet!
(02:46:33) As_Day_Fades: Also.
(02:46:43) As_Day_Fades: Bliss and I are going to get it on later.
(02:46:48) As_Day_Fades poses with Bliss.
(02:46:55) Bliss: Wuh...
(02:47:01) As_Day_Fades: You too could have all(most) of these thing!
(02:47:07) As_Day_Fades: things*
(02:47:20) As_Day_Fades: Bliss costs extra though.
(02:47:25) Bliss: Costs?!
(02:47:34) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: We'll let you negotiate.
(02:47:34) Bliss: Did I agree to be a prostitute?
(02:47:43) As_Day_Fades: Well we're certainly not giving you away for free!
(02:47:46) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: I mean, what if some hottie wants to give you a hundred fifty bucks to fuck you, Bliss?
(02:47:47) Bliss: I must have blanked out somewhere during the negotiations.
(02:47:47) As_Day_Fades: Look.
(02:47:55) As_Day_Fades: We didn't bedazzle your vagina for nothing.
(02:48:15) Bliss: Hahahaha.
(02:48:27) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: So what if you occasionally have to lay back and think of England?
(02:48:33) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: I'm sure you know when to make the right noises.
(02:49:04) Mr_Gray: Noises?
(02:49:30) Bliss: Just make sure I have a classy selection of clientele.
(02:49:44) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Like, "Ooooh," "Yeah, big love," and, "Can we hurry this up? I have another appointment in five."
(02:49:45) As_Day_Fades: Noises cost extra.
(02:49:51) As_Day_Fades: I can negotiate though.
(02:50:02) As_Day_Fades: For a nominal fee perhaps I'll have her to animal noises for customers.
(02:50:03) Mr_Gray: Oh... That ye meant like honking like a duck.
(02:50:11) As_Day_Fades: Like, you're low on cash this week? Alright. She's a giraffe.
(02:50:29) Mr_Gray: Giraffe... Well least they can deep throat.
(02:50:31) Bliss: Sorry, I'm not good at stopping the noises. I'm too vocal. So you might just want to call it a gratuity and add it to the bill.
(02:50:52) As_Day_Fades: Can you do animal noises anyway?
(02:50:57) As_Day_Fades: Because the thought is making me giggle.
(02:50:59) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Shit, we'll already have to figure your tipin.
(02:51:15) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Can you moan like a wildebeast?
(02:51:21) Bliss: Hmm... I can possibly do animal noises.
(02:51:22) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: A really, really angry wildebeast?
(02:51:30) Bliss: Am I allowed to laugh during, though?
(02:51:36) Bliss: And is foaming at the mouth going too far?
(02:51:42) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Sex without laughter is only a third as fun.
(02:51:43) As_Day_Fades: I don't think disallowing could stop you.
(02:51:45) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Foaming is just right.
(02:51:51) Mr_Gray: Sounds exciting to me at least.
(02:52:21) Mr_Gray lived in the South far too long it seems
(02:52:31) Bliss: So now you're promoting my wares to animal fetishist?
(02:52:35) Bliss: *fetishists
(02:52:43) As_Day_Fades: If they pay right, sure.
(02:52:46) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: That would imply you're an animal, Bliss.
(02:52:49) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Are you an animal?
(02:52:53) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: We can dress you up like one.
(02:52:57) As_Day_Fades: No!
(02:53:00) As_Day_Fades: No fursuits!
(02:53:04) Bliss: I draw the line there, sir.
(02:53:06) Mr_Gray waits for the line 'I am not an animal'
(02:53:10) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: It's not a fursuit!
(02:53:10) As_Day_Fades: Maybe bodypaint.
(02:53:15) As_Day_Fades: We can do bodypaint.
(02:53:17) Bliss: Hahaha. Yeah. That might be okay.
(02:53:18) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: It's face paint and a funny duck nose.
(02:53:23) Neurok_Shinobi: Every time I think of fur suits.
(02:53:31) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Duck bill, I mean.
(02:53:40) Neurok_Shinobi: I think of the episode of CSI where a guy in a dog suit got shot on the side of the road.
(02:53:40) As_Day_Fades: I've never had sex with a duck before.
(02:53:53) As_Day_Fades: But I can. And you can too! With new and improved, Galore soap!
(02:54:16) Mr_Gray: Galore soap?..
(02:54:20) As_Day_Fades: And two hundred extra bucks.
(02:54:40) Mr_Gray is sure he should nae ask so...doesn't
(02:54:48) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: My home business has turned into a second line of soap that has turned into a very thin veil for prostituting Bliss.
(02:55:30) As_Day_Fades: Prostituting? How dare you.
(02:55:35) As_Day_Fades: She is simply part of a package deal.
(02:55:43) As_Day_Fades: Mostly her package.
(02:55:44) Mr_Gray: So soap is more of the buzz word for hooking up with the lasses under ye employee. ~Nods~
(02:55:46) As_Day_Fades: To help boost sales.
(02:56:14) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: I would never diddle the help!
(02:56:17) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Fades would.
(02:56:33) As_Day_Fades: Damn right I would.
(02:56:40) As_Day_Fades slips an arm around Bliss.
(02:56:53) Mr_Gray: Ahh he is in charge of the personnel department.
(02:56:54) Bliss sighs.
(02:57:02) Bliss: We should keep our relationship professional.
(02:57:19) As_Day_Fades: Personnel and Advertising.
(02:57:24) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Hahahahaha.
(02:57:42) As_Day_Fades: Baby, nothing about me is professional.
(02:58:07) Mr_Gray shakes his head and chuckles
(02:58:09) As_Day_Fades: Now make those seagull sounds you know I like.
(03:00:33) Bliss: I don't even know how to respond to that.
(03:00:33) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Then the duck honking.
(03:00:37) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: It draws the customers in.
(03:00:49) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Maybe with some gusto?
(03:00:58) As_Day_Fades: Respond to it how a seagull would.
(03:01:01) As_Day_Fades: Obviously.
(03:01:09) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: That means poop on him.
(03:01:19) As_Day_Fades: NO IT DOES NOT.
(03:01:22) Mr_Gray: By circling Wal Marts?
(03:02:24) Bliss: Totally not into the feces.
(03:02:40) As_Day_Fades: Because you're a classy lady.
(03:03:23) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: A seagull would poop on you if you demanded it do something.
(03:04:06) Bliss: Haha, I'm not too classy.
(03:04:16) Mr_Gray decides he now has a hankering to watch 'The Birds' and curses under his breath
(03:04:28) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Someone's gonna get pooped on~ Nanananana~
(03:05:08) As_Day_Fades: Whatever. If she does, I'm billing the shop for the cleaning.
(03:05:49) Bliss: For the record, I'm not going number two on anybody.
(03:06:04) Zennarion: Well... That was easy o.o
(03:06:15) Neurok_Shinobi molests Zenn.
(03:06:19) As_Day_Fades: What are your thoughts on number one?
(03:06:23) Zennarion: <w<
(03:06:43) Neurok_Shinobi: You know you love it.
(03:06:54) Zennarion: >w>
(03:07:44) Bliss: It doesn't really give me jollies but if someone was reaaaaally into it and I wanted to make them happy... I guess I'd think about it.
(03:08:47) As_Day_Fades: I'm sure your clientele will be happy to hear that.
(03:09:41) Bliss: xP Well I dunno if I'm that motivated to make THEM happy.
(03:09:48) As_Day_Fades: She's also available for weddings and birthday parties, btw, people.
(03:10:12) As_Day_Fades: So long as you buy a box of our new soap. Hand it out as party favors!
(03:10:17) Bliss: LOL What would I do at a wedding?
(03:10:51) As_Day_Fades: Escort a lovely client around for the day, of course.
(03:11:07) As_Day_Fades: To...show off what a lovely lady s/he could have if they use our product on a regular basis.
(03:11:31) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Jumping out of the cake?
(03:11:41) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: The cake made out soap?
(03:11:51) As_Day_Fades: There you go!
(03:13:09) Bliss: That seems more like a bachelor/bachelorette party thing.
(03:13:29) As_Day_Fades: This seems like a money in your pocket thing.
(03:13:32) As_Day_Fades: We discussed this.
(03:13:41) As_Day_Fades: How you're not allergic to money.
(03:13:46) As_Day_Fades: How you don't hate it.
(03:14:02) As_Day_Fades: How you'll get a fair cut of all the profits.
(03:15:25) Bliss: Well, all I have to say is that it's after 3AM where I'm at, so it's time for bed.
(03:15:33) Bliss: And I'll talk to you guys later. xD
(03:16:39) As_Day_Fades: Seeya.
(03:16:56) Bliss: 'Night.
(03:19:56) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Toodles, Bliss.
(03:20:25) As_Day_Fades: I feel like our venture has made some real progress tonight.
(03:20:32) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Oh yes.,
(03:20:42) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: Sidelining in prostitution is very important.
(03:21:35) As_Day_Fades: I'm still amused by the idea of a bedazzled vagina.
(03:22:57) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: That is pretty good.
(03:23:05) ☢☢Zombies_Galore☢☢: I'm amused by pomped pubes.
Mr Master
Pulsar
- Joined
- Jan 26, 2009
I'm amused you guys stayed more or less on topic for so long!
dramamine213
Star
- Joined
- Jul 5, 2009
(19:20:58) EnlightenedAneurysm: TLI, I got no idea what I'm on about either. I was just trying to sound manly.
(19:29:55) Broomhandle45: You're british, that's a minus against manly off the bat.
(19:32:39) EnlightenedAneurysm: Pfft
(19:32:56) EnlightenedAneurysm: You're American. That's a minus off of several things.
(19:34:05) EnlightenedAneurysm: Anyway, I'm going to bed. It's far to late to be cavorting around with young men and women.
(19:38:53) Broomhandle45: Pedo
(19:39:13) EnlightenedAneurysm: At least I get some.
(19:39:35) Broomhandle45: ...How is that better from my comment?
(19:39:49) EnlightenedAneurysm: I never said it was.
(19:29:55) Broomhandle45: You're british, that's a minus against manly off the bat.
(19:32:39) EnlightenedAneurysm: Pfft
(19:32:56) EnlightenedAneurysm: You're American. That's a minus off of several things.
(19:34:05) EnlightenedAneurysm: Anyway, I'm going to bed. It's far to late to be cavorting around with young men and women.
(19:38:53) Broomhandle45: Pedo
(19:39:13) EnlightenedAneurysm: At least I get some.
(19:39:35) Broomhandle45: ...How is that better from my comment?
(19:39:49) EnlightenedAneurysm: I never said it was.
Hahvoc The Decepticon
Singularity
- Joined
- Mar 4, 2009
Giggity
3ngag3
Supernova
- Joined
- Jan 9, 2009
- Location
- The Pits of California
(18:40:25) Misanthropiclove: I hate you all.
(18:40:28) Misanthropiclove: Hmmmph.
(18:40:37) BlackWingAngel: WE KNOW, MISAN, STFU
(18:40:40) BlackWingAngel:
(18:45:17) Misanthropiclove: O_O
(18:45:24) Misanthropiclove: SOMEONE WAS IN CHAT WITH ME?
(18:45:29) Misanthropiclove: NOOOOOO, MY BROODING MYSTERY
(19:03:48) BlackWingAngel: lol
(18:40:28) Misanthropiclove: Hmmmph.
(18:40:37) BlackWingAngel: WE KNOW, MISAN, STFU
(18:40:40) BlackWingAngel:
(18:45:17) Misanthropiclove: O_O
(18:45:24) Misanthropiclove: SOMEONE WAS IN CHAT WITH ME?
(18:45:29) Misanthropiclove: NOOOOOO, MY BROODING MYSTERY
(19:03:48) BlackWingAngel: lol
Ecchi Kunoichi
Star
- Joined
- Jun 21, 2010
(01:06:10) Skylar23: ecchi!
(01:07:10) TheLonelyIsland: Omgwere.
(01:07:14) TheLonelyIsland: where*
(01:07:16) Ecchi_Kunoichi: where?!
(01:07:18) TheLonelyIsland: Well that failed.
(01:07:20) TheLonelyIsland: But yea.
(01:07:22) Ecchi_Kunoichi: oh, me
(01:07:25) TheLonelyIsland: I was all "OMG ECCHI WHERE?"
(01:07:34) TheLonelyIsland: ^^
(01:07:43) TheLonelyIsland needs a good ecchi anime to watch.
(01:07:51) Ecchi_Kunoichi needs more ecchi anime to watch.
(01:07:53) Ecchi_Kunoichi: .....
(01:07:57) Ecchi_Kunoichi: wow
(01:08:00) TheLonelyIsland: Hehehe.
(01:08:03) TheLonelyIsland: Same brainwave?
(01:08:04) TheLonelyIsland: xD
(01:08:08) Ecchi_Kunoichi: are we like... using the same brain suddenly?
(01:08:10) Ecchi_Kunoichi: ...........
(01:08:15) TheLonelyIsland: ...
(01:08:15) Ecchi_Kunoichi: WTFFFF
(01:08:27) Ecchi_Kunoichi: GET OUT OF MAH HEAAAAAD D:<
(01:08:32) TheLonelyIsland: NO U
(01:08:46) TheLonelyIsland: ...this is so going in epic chat quote thread.
(01:07:10) TheLonelyIsland: Omgwere.
(01:07:14) TheLonelyIsland: where*
(01:07:16) Ecchi_Kunoichi: where?!
(01:07:18) TheLonelyIsland: Well that failed.
(01:07:20) TheLonelyIsland: But yea.
(01:07:22) Ecchi_Kunoichi: oh, me
(01:07:25) TheLonelyIsland: I was all "OMG ECCHI WHERE?"
(01:07:34) TheLonelyIsland: ^^
(01:07:43) TheLonelyIsland needs a good ecchi anime to watch.
(01:07:51) Ecchi_Kunoichi needs more ecchi anime to watch.
(01:07:53) Ecchi_Kunoichi: .....
(01:07:57) Ecchi_Kunoichi: wow
(01:08:00) TheLonelyIsland: Hehehe.
(01:08:03) TheLonelyIsland: Same brainwave?
(01:08:04) TheLonelyIsland: xD
(01:08:08) Ecchi_Kunoichi: are we like... using the same brain suddenly?
(01:08:10) Ecchi_Kunoichi: ...........
(01:08:15) TheLonelyIsland: ...
(01:08:15) Ecchi_Kunoichi: WTFFFF
(01:08:27) Ecchi_Kunoichi: GET OUT OF MAH HEAAAAAD D:<
(01:08:32) TheLonelyIsland: NO U
(01:08:46) TheLonelyIsland: ...this is so going in epic chat quote thread.
Captain Island
Planetoid
- Joined
- Nov 24, 2010
- Location
- The superior, almighty WEST COAST.
- (13:08:34) Colonel.Castle: Rugrats, Kenan & Kel, The Amanda Show, Pete & Pete, All That, and Clarissa Explains It All
(13:08:54) Kiurial: Hmm.
(13:09:48) Colonel.Castle: Also, Rocket Power and Salute Your Shorts
(13:10:25) Kiurial: I'm tired of saluting my shorts.
(13:10:36) Kiurial: Why can't someone else salute them?
(13:10:48) Colonel.Castle: Cause everyone else is busy saluting their own, too.
(13:10:55) Kiurial: Well that's not fair.
(13:11:04) Colonel.Castle: Life's not fair.
Captain Island
Planetoid
- Joined
- Nov 24, 2010
- Location
- The superior, almighty WEST COAST.
- (22:44:06) Diespitris slaps Kiu upside the head.
(22:44:15) Kiurial: What the hell did I do?!
(22:44:17) Diespitris: Oops. Wrong person.
- (22:44:06) Diespitris slaps Kiu upside the head.
Captain Island
Planetoid
- Joined
- Nov 24, 2010
- Location
- The superior, almighty WEST COAST.
- (( I removed the irrelevant IMs. ))
(09:20:08) Mitsu: Uggh... grr... serious gamer boner over Arkham City.
(09:20:15) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Whoooa
(09:20:20) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I read that as "I have a serious boner."
(09:20:26) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Mitsu, you need to get that fixed.
(09:20:35) Mitsu: Yeah, it keeps frowning at me.
(09:20:41) Mitsu: Makes me nervous.
(09:20:44) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Frowny penis = sad penis.
(09:20:56) Mitsu: What if it goes on strike?!
(09:21:03) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: TOUCH IT
(09:21:05) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: TOUCH IT MAN
(09:21:12) darkangel76 touches it
(09:21:14) Mitsu: I-I... I
(09:21:25) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Oh, snap, DA!
(09:21:27) Mitsu now has a happy penis.
(09:21:53) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: DA saved the day!
- (( I removed the irrelevant IMs. ))
- Joined
- Jun 14, 2011
- Location
- London, England
(16:49:07) Mitsu: Wait... so are you called Chell because you resemble the character from Portal?
(16:49:32) Captain_Island: Somewhat, but more because it's similar to my real name.
(16:49:40) Mitsu: Ahh, I see, I see.
(16:49:44) Plastic_Redemption: Michelle I'm guessing...? : D
(16:50:03) Plastic_Redemption: I don't even know.... I just--...no. -_-
(16:50:15) Captain_Island: Nope, not my name. ^^
(16:50:24) Captain_Island: My name's not important though.
(16:50:31) Captain_Island: So don't try guessing it, you can simply call me Island.
(16:50:48) Broomhandle45 guesses it anyway
(16:50:53) Plastic_Redemption: I shall call you Cap'n, and this is why!
(16:51:05) Mitsu: Sunny Bebop Balzary-- One of my favorite names.
(16:51:07) Plastic_Redemption: *points finger, all important like and has clipboard*
(16:51:30) Broomhandle45: ...why do you have my clipboard.
(16:51:32) Kiurial: She's...that one person with the stuff.
(16:51:35) Plastic_Redemption: The ceral is delicious, and they are no longer making it.
(16:51:59) Plastic_Redemption: ....I'm not sure there, Broom. *looks at clipboard*
(16:52:12) Plastic_Redemption: It just has a drawing of a lady bug.
(16:52:21) Plastic_Redemption: With a top-hat. She's fancy.
(16:52:22) Broomhandle45: Why are you stealing my art?
(16:52:29) Broomhandle45 yanks it out of her hands
(16:52:44) Broomhandle45: Sheesh, some people.
(16:52:50) Broomhandle45: Just rooting around your crap all willy nilly.
(16:52:53) Plastic_Redemption: ....I just found it laying on the ground, and I wanted to look like I knew what I was talking about
(16:53:12) Mitsu: On May 21, 2009, Judge Morrison England, Jr., of the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of California dismissed the case Sugawara v. PepsiCo, Inc..[18] The plaintiff, Janine Sugawara, claimed she had purchased the cereal Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries because she believed "crunchberries" indicated she was eating real fruit. Sugawara alleged that after four years of purchasing the product she had only recently discovered to her dismay that said "berries" were in fact simply brightly-colored cereal balls
(16:53:15) Broomhandle45: ..Couldn't you actually know what you was talking about?
(16:53:15) Mitsu: People are dumb.
(16:53:36) Plastic_Redemption: No. v_v
(16:53:43) Broomhandle45: Oh.
(16:53:45) Broomhandle45: Well that's sad.
(16:53:58) Captain_Island: Plastic's got the stuff?
(16:53:59) Captain_Island: o_o
(16:54:02) Plastic_Redemption: I need clipboards to make myself feel better.
(16:54:11) Plastic_Redemption: And air conditioners.
(16:54:12) Broomhandle45: That's an odd way to boost your self confidence.
(16:54:31) Mitsu: Gosh, Broom, what's with this tough guy act you have going?
(16:54:35) Plastic_Redemption: Don't judge D<
(16:54:47) Broomhandle45: I can act like a tough guy?
(16:54:55) Broomhandle45: I can steal people's lunch money and everything?
(16:55:01) Kiurial gives Plastic her own fancy clipboard.
(16:55:08) Mitsu: The power done gone to his head, bless the child!
(16:55:21) Broomhandle45: That sounds like..insubordination.
(16:55:22) Plastic_Redemption: Might as well give you the leather jacket, rolled up pant leg jeans and put you in a musical, there Broom.
(16:56:04) Broomhandle45: I don't have the voice for it, sadly.
(16:56:13) Broomhandle45: Unless it's Elvis, I can do Elvis pretty decently
(16:56:22) Mitsu: I'm not afraid of you, Broom, ya big commie!
(16:56:25) Plastic_Redemption: Broom's solo ----> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrLRe6bpMfU
(16:56:35) Broomhandle45 shoves Mitsu into the mud puddle outside the school playground
(16:56:47) Mitsu: lol
(16:57:00) Mitsu: That was so abrupt.
(16:57:25) Mitsu: You're still a commie, Mr. Chinese Gun.
(16:57:28) Kiurial organizes a nerd rebellion against Broom.
(16:57:30) Broomhandle45: Very true
(16:57:31) Plastic_Redemption: Everyone's Broom's prison bitch.
(16:57:44) Broomhandle45: They are?
(16:57:57) Plastic_Redemption: That's your solo there, Broom.
(16:49:32) Captain_Island: Somewhat, but more because it's similar to my real name.
(16:49:40) Mitsu: Ahh, I see, I see.
(16:49:44) Plastic_Redemption: Michelle I'm guessing...? : D
(16:50:03) Plastic_Redemption: I don't even know.... I just--...no. -_-
(16:50:15) Captain_Island: Nope, not my name. ^^
(16:50:24) Captain_Island: My name's not important though.
(16:50:31) Captain_Island: So don't try guessing it, you can simply call me Island.
(16:50:48) Broomhandle45 guesses it anyway
(16:50:53) Plastic_Redemption: I shall call you Cap'n, and this is why!
(16:51:05) Mitsu: Sunny Bebop Balzary-- One of my favorite names.
(16:51:07) Plastic_Redemption: *points finger, all important like and has clipboard*
(16:51:30) Broomhandle45: ...why do you have my clipboard.
(16:51:32) Kiurial: She's...that one person with the stuff.
(16:51:35) Plastic_Redemption: The ceral is delicious, and they are no longer making it.
(16:51:59) Plastic_Redemption: ....I'm not sure there, Broom. *looks at clipboard*
(16:52:12) Plastic_Redemption: It just has a drawing of a lady bug.
(16:52:21) Plastic_Redemption: With a top-hat. She's fancy.
(16:52:22) Broomhandle45: Why are you stealing my art?
(16:52:29) Broomhandle45 yanks it out of her hands
(16:52:44) Broomhandle45: Sheesh, some people.
(16:52:50) Broomhandle45: Just rooting around your crap all willy nilly.
(16:52:53) Plastic_Redemption: ....I just found it laying on the ground, and I wanted to look like I knew what I was talking about
(16:53:12) Mitsu: On May 21, 2009, Judge Morrison England, Jr., of the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of California dismissed the case Sugawara v. PepsiCo, Inc..[18] The plaintiff, Janine Sugawara, claimed she had purchased the cereal Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries because she believed "crunchberries" indicated she was eating real fruit. Sugawara alleged that after four years of purchasing the product she had only recently discovered to her dismay that said "berries" were in fact simply brightly-colored cereal balls
(16:53:15) Broomhandle45: ..Couldn't you actually know what you was talking about?
(16:53:15) Mitsu: People are dumb.
(16:53:36) Plastic_Redemption: No. v_v
(16:53:43) Broomhandle45: Oh.
(16:53:45) Broomhandle45: Well that's sad.
(16:53:58) Captain_Island: Plastic's got the stuff?
(16:53:59) Captain_Island: o_o
(16:54:02) Plastic_Redemption: I need clipboards to make myself feel better.
(16:54:11) Plastic_Redemption: And air conditioners.
(16:54:12) Broomhandle45: That's an odd way to boost your self confidence.
(16:54:31) Mitsu: Gosh, Broom, what's with this tough guy act you have going?
(16:54:35) Plastic_Redemption: Don't judge D<
(16:54:47) Broomhandle45: I can act like a tough guy?
(16:54:55) Broomhandle45: I can steal people's lunch money and everything?
(16:55:01) Kiurial gives Plastic her own fancy clipboard.
(16:55:08) Mitsu: The power done gone to his head, bless the child!
(16:55:21) Broomhandle45: That sounds like..insubordination.
(16:55:22) Plastic_Redemption: Might as well give you the leather jacket, rolled up pant leg jeans and put you in a musical, there Broom.
(16:56:04) Broomhandle45: I don't have the voice for it, sadly.
(16:56:13) Broomhandle45: Unless it's Elvis, I can do Elvis pretty decently
(16:56:22) Mitsu: I'm not afraid of you, Broom, ya big commie!
(16:56:25) Plastic_Redemption: Broom's solo ----> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrLRe6bpMfU
(16:56:35) Broomhandle45 shoves Mitsu into the mud puddle outside the school playground
(16:56:47) Mitsu: lol
(16:57:00) Mitsu: That was so abrupt.
(16:57:25) Mitsu: You're still a commie, Mr. Chinese Gun.
(16:57:28) Kiurial organizes a nerd rebellion against Broom.
(16:57:30) Broomhandle45: Very true
(16:57:31) Plastic_Redemption: Everyone's Broom's prison bitch.
(16:57:44) Broomhandle45: They are?
(16:57:57) Plastic_Redemption: That's your solo there, Broom.
{{Zombie_Addict}}
Super-Earth
- Joined
- Apr 19, 2011
(20:24:56) Bloodlust_Beauty: ohhh nooo the chat is dead!
(20:25:33) switchsubmissivemale: Revive it? o.o
(20:26:02) Bloodlust_Beauty REVIVES!!!!
(20:26:44) Sanoci: Must feed the chat boob pics
(20:27:08) ShadowNinja4d4: I like boob pics
(20:27:08) ShadowNinja4d4: o.o
(20:27:13) switchsubmissivemale:
(20:27:20) Bloodlust_Beauty: ( . )( . )
(20:27:26) Sanoci: See a lil life already by merely mentioningit.
(20:25:33) switchsubmissivemale: Revive it? o.o
(20:26:02) Bloodlust_Beauty REVIVES!!!!
(20:26:44) Sanoci: Must feed the chat boob pics
(20:27:08) ShadowNinja4d4: I like boob pics
(20:27:08) ShadowNinja4d4: o.o
(20:27:13) switchsubmissivemale:
(20:27:20) Bloodlust_Beauty: ( . )( . )
(20:27:26) Sanoci: See a lil life already by merely mentioningit.
- Joined
- Feb 7, 2009
(00:42:00) As_Day_Fades: Dear chat,
(00:42:04) As_Day_Fades: Why are you so quiet?
(00:42:52) Broomhandle45: Dear Fades,
(00:42:54) Broomhandle45: Your mother
(00:43:13) As_Day_Fades: Dear Broom,
(00:43:17) As_Day_Fades: My mother is a classy lady.
(00:43:22) As_Day_Fades: I cannot say the same for yours.
(00:43:29) Broomhandle45: Dear Fades,
(00:43:31) As_Day_Fades: P.S. This is because I do not know her.
(00:43:40) Broomhandle45: I never insulted your mother
(00:43:56) As_Day_Fades: Dear Broom,
(00:43:56) Broomhandle45: P.S. She's totally a whore
(00:43:58) As_Day_Fades: I am aware.
(00:44:04) As_Day_Fades: ...
(00:44:10) Broomhandle45: AHAHAHAHA
(00:44:13) Beautiful_Disgrace: Dear chat. ilu.
(00:44:21) Broomhandle45: Victory is mine.
(00:44:23) As_Day_Fades: I just got pwned by chat lag.
(00:42:04) As_Day_Fades: Why are you so quiet?
(00:42:52) Broomhandle45: Dear Fades,
(00:42:54) Broomhandle45: Your mother
(00:43:13) As_Day_Fades: Dear Broom,
(00:43:17) As_Day_Fades: My mother is a classy lady.
(00:43:22) As_Day_Fades: I cannot say the same for yours.
(00:43:29) Broomhandle45: Dear Fades,
(00:43:31) As_Day_Fades: P.S. This is because I do not know her.
(00:43:40) Broomhandle45: I never insulted your mother
(00:43:56) As_Day_Fades: Dear Broom,
(00:43:56) Broomhandle45: P.S. She's totally a whore
(00:43:58) As_Day_Fades: I am aware.
(00:44:04) As_Day_Fades: ...
(00:44:10) Broomhandle45: AHAHAHAHA
(00:44:13) Beautiful_Disgrace: Dear chat. ilu.
(00:44:21) Broomhandle45: Victory is mine.
(00:44:23) As_Day_Fades: I just got pwned by chat lag.
Hahvoc The Decepticon
Singularity
- Joined
- Mar 4, 2009
(18:21:20) Russian_Vodka: I really hate when it's too silent
(18:23:11) BoiToi: What is the defining line between silent and too silent?
(18:23:21) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: chloroform
(18:23:29) Dark_Times: lol
(18:23:33) BoiToi: roflmao
(18:23:46) Russian_Vodka: Yea
(18:23:11) BoiToi: What is the defining line between silent and too silent?
(18:23:21) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: chloroform
(18:23:29) Dark_Times: lol
(18:23:33) BoiToi: roflmao
(18:23:46) Russian_Vodka: Yea
(22:56:45) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- gobbles up BD.
(22:56:45) Beautiful_Disgrace: NOOOOOOOOOO
(22:56:57) Beautiful_Disgrace is gobbled up and rests promptly in Hahvy's stomach
(22:57:08) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- pats full belly.
(22:57:42) Beautiful_Disgrace: If I get out of here alive...I'm either going to be vomit or Hahvy's child...
(22:58:02) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Look, Scotty! We're gonna have a baby.
(22:58:19) Beautiful_Disgrace wriggles in Hahvy's tummy
(22:58:20) Scotty_Rage: Wait...baby?(
(22:58:28) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Shhhh, it's kicking!
(22:58:28) Scotty_Rage kerblinks.
(22:58:47) Dark_Times: Gosh darn it BD got stuck in Hahvy again...
(22:58:57) Dark_Times: I'll go get an axe...
(22:59:01) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I said I was still calling you bigglesworth!
(22:59:17) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- stares at DT. "No."
(22:59:18) Beautiful_Disgrace puts hand against Hahvy's tummy, leaves a print
(22:59:32) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Adorable.
(22:59:35) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: In a hugely creepy manner.
(22:59:36) Dark_Times: How about a sword?
(22:59:43) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: No.
(22:59:50) Scotty_Rage rubs Hahvy's belly and cocks an eyebrow at the handprint. "Is that natural?"
(22:59:55) Dark_Times: ...spork?
22:59:58) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Erm....
(23:00:01) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: No, DT.
(23:00:10) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: And maybe, baby.
(.(23:00:17) Dark_Times: Fine, where's my scalpel
(23:00:17) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I didn't see it.
(23:00:27) Beautiful_Disgrace leaves a face print
(23:00:29) Scotty_Rage hits DT with the Giant Mallet of POTATO! "Stay away from my baby...babies...ugh...I'm so confused..."
(23:00:37) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- randomly gives birth to BD in a gorey display of nature.
23:01:04) Beautiful_Disgrace is covered in..things she doesn't want to think about and looks up at Trick
(23:01:11) Beautiful_Disgrace: Haha...delivery?
(23:01:19) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Pun.
(23:01:21) Tr1ckY_1337 stops for a moment. "... Uh, um, yeah. Delivery. >.>;"
(23:01:26) Dark_Times sprays BD with a firehose
(23:01:31) Beautiful_Disgrace: Because...I just got delivered...
(23:01:32) Anansi: She later birthed her...
(23:01:37) Anansi: It was..magical
(23:01:37) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- takes a shower.(
23:01:42) Beautiful_Disgrace laughs and then gets sprayed into the wall
(23:01:42) Dark_Times: Nobody panic! I am a doctor!
(23:01:55) Beautiful_Disgrace still laughing but trying to breath as well
(23:02:06) Dark_Times: Now where on earth is my rusty saw?!
(23:02:13) Anansi: Ok..so is the Medic in TF2
(23:02:14) Scotty_Rage shudders and goes to take a shower too. "I feel dirty from just witnessing that..."
(23:02:17) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Stay the hell away from me, DT!
(23:02:23) Dark_Times finds it partially embedded in a corpse
(23:02:40) Dark_Times: So that's what happened to the last guy...
(23:03:00) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: That was...no(
23:03:01) Tr1ckY_1337: Oh my, not sure what I got myself into. >.<
(23:03:20) Beautiful_Disgrace: But...is my last name Rage or Requiuem?
(23:03:24) Scotty_Rage flattens DT with the Uber Mallet of Doom! (Genuine article, borrowed it from Doomy)
(23:03:25) Dark_Times grabs his saw, "Now, to cut the hea...erm...cord"
(23:03:26) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- pets DJ.
(23:03:28) Beautiful_Disgrace: *Requiem
(23:03:34) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Ragequiem.
(23:03:38) Beautiful_Disgrace: Lo
l(23:03:47) Tr1ckY_1337: Lulz
(23:04:25) Scotty_Rage: Yes, we've decided on that as our official couple name.
(23:05:07) Dark_Times advances on BD, "Come here you", brandishes his saw
(23:05:15) Notte Blinks "You all realize that Requiem is my last name, right?"
(23:05:23) Beautiful_Disgrace runs away from DT but trips on some kind of fleshy cord
(23:05:47) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: NOTTE IS MY MOM
(23:05:50) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: D8
(23:06:02) Beautiful_Disgrace: HAHVY IS MY MOM
(23:06:10) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Notte is your..grandmother?
(23:06:14) Dark_Times grabs BD by the cord and drags her back, "Now stay still, or I might erm...cut something I shouldn't
(23:06:14) Beautiful_Disgrace: So Notte would be...my grandmother?
(23:06:19) Notte: Damn, I look good for being a grandmother.
(23:06:26) Beautiful_Disgrace cries as DT drags her back
(23:06:37) Notte: DT, don't kill my granddaughter.
(23:06:50) Dark_Times: I am just sawing the cord...
(23:07:09) Scotty_Rage: Wait, Notte is my mother-in-law?
(23:07:15) Dark_Times: It's perfectly normal
(23:07:16) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Erm...yes
(23:07:16) Notte Separates the cord before DT can.
(23:07:40) Beautiful_Disgrace hides behind mother and father and grandmother
(23:08:26) Dark_Times: scotty...I have terrible thoughts about your mother in law...I intend to follow through on them...
(23:08:40) Notte: Ooh, what kind of thoughts?
(23:08:58) Scotty_Rage: Have at it DT. I did. And my lovely wife encouraged it!
(23:09:06) Dark_Times: Well, they don't involve a saw, so the must be sexual
(23:09:08) Dark_Times: they*
(23:09:35) Notte Can't wait.
(23:09:36) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: xD
(22:56:45) Beautiful_Disgrace: NOOOOOOOOOO
(22:56:57) Beautiful_Disgrace is gobbled up and rests promptly in Hahvy's stomach
(22:57:08) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- pats full belly.
(22:57:42) Beautiful_Disgrace: If I get out of here alive...I'm either going to be vomit or Hahvy's child...
(22:58:02) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Look, Scotty! We're gonna have a baby.
(22:58:19) Beautiful_Disgrace wriggles in Hahvy's tummy
(22:58:20) Scotty_Rage: Wait...baby?(
(22:58:28) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Shhhh, it's kicking!
(22:58:28) Scotty_Rage kerblinks.
(22:58:47) Dark_Times: Gosh darn it BD got stuck in Hahvy again...
(22:58:57) Dark_Times: I'll go get an axe...
(22:59:01) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I said I was still calling you bigglesworth!
(22:59:17) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- stares at DT. "No."
(22:59:18) Beautiful_Disgrace puts hand against Hahvy's tummy, leaves a print
(22:59:32) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Adorable.
(22:59:35) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: In a hugely creepy manner.
(22:59:36) Dark_Times: How about a sword?
(22:59:43) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: No.
(22:59:50) Scotty_Rage rubs Hahvy's belly and cocks an eyebrow at the handprint. "Is that natural?"
(22:59:55) Dark_Times: ...spork?
22:59:58) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Erm....
(23:00:01) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: No, DT.
(23:00:10) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: And maybe, baby.
(.(23:00:17) Dark_Times: Fine, where's my scalpel
(23:00:17) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I didn't see it.
(23:00:27) Beautiful_Disgrace leaves a face print
(23:00:29) Scotty_Rage hits DT with the Giant Mallet of POTATO! "Stay away from my baby...babies...ugh...I'm so confused..."
(23:00:37) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- randomly gives birth to BD in a gorey display of nature.
23:01:04) Beautiful_Disgrace is covered in..things she doesn't want to think about and looks up at Trick
(23:01:11) Beautiful_Disgrace: Haha...delivery?
(23:01:19) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Pun.
(23:01:21) Tr1ckY_1337 stops for a moment. "... Uh, um, yeah. Delivery. >.>;"
(23:01:26) Dark_Times sprays BD with a firehose
(23:01:31) Beautiful_Disgrace: Because...I just got delivered...
(23:01:32) Anansi: She later birthed her...
(23:01:37) Anansi: It was..magical
(23:01:37) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- takes a shower.(
23:01:42) Beautiful_Disgrace laughs and then gets sprayed into the wall
(23:01:42) Dark_Times: Nobody panic! I am a doctor!
(23:01:55) Beautiful_Disgrace still laughing but trying to breath as well
(23:02:06) Dark_Times: Now where on earth is my rusty saw?!
(23:02:13) Anansi: Ok..so is the Medic in TF2
(23:02:14) Scotty_Rage shudders and goes to take a shower too. "I feel dirty from just witnessing that..."
(23:02:17) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Stay the hell away from me, DT!
(23:02:23) Dark_Times finds it partially embedded in a corpse
(23:02:40) Dark_Times: So that's what happened to the last guy...
(23:03:00) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: That was...no(
23:03:01) Tr1ckY_1337: Oh my, not sure what I got myself into. >.<
(23:03:20) Beautiful_Disgrace: But...is my last name Rage or Requiuem?
(23:03:24) Scotty_Rage flattens DT with the Uber Mallet of Doom! (Genuine article, borrowed it from Doomy)
(23:03:25) Dark_Times grabs his saw, "Now, to cut the hea...erm...cord"
(23:03:26) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- pets DJ.
(23:03:28) Beautiful_Disgrace: *Requiem
(23:03:34) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Ragequiem.
(23:03:38) Beautiful_Disgrace: Lo
l(23:03:47) Tr1ckY_1337: Lulz
(23:04:25) Scotty_Rage: Yes, we've decided on that as our official couple name.
(23:05:07) Dark_Times advances on BD, "Come here you", brandishes his saw
(23:05:15) Notte Blinks "You all realize that Requiem is my last name, right?"
(23:05:23) Beautiful_Disgrace runs away from DT but trips on some kind of fleshy cord
(23:05:47) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: NOTTE IS MY MOM
(23:05:50) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: D8
(23:06:02) Beautiful_Disgrace: HAHVY IS MY MOM
(23:06:10) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Notte is your..grandmother?
(23:06:14) Dark_Times grabs BD by the cord and drags her back, "Now stay still, or I might erm...cut something I shouldn't
(23:06:14) Beautiful_Disgrace: So Notte would be...my grandmother?
(23:06:19) Notte: Damn, I look good for being a grandmother.
(23:06:26) Beautiful_Disgrace cries as DT drags her back
(23:06:37) Notte: DT, don't kill my granddaughter.
(23:06:50) Dark_Times: I am just sawing the cord...
(23:07:09) Scotty_Rage: Wait, Notte is my mother-in-law?
(23:07:15) Dark_Times: It's perfectly normal
(23:07:16) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Erm...yes
(23:07:16) Notte Separates the cord before DT can.
(23:07:40) Beautiful_Disgrace hides behind mother and father and grandmother
(23:08:26) Dark_Times: scotty...I have terrible thoughts about your mother in law...I intend to follow through on them...
(23:08:40) Notte: Ooh, what kind of thoughts?
(23:08:58) Scotty_Rage: Have at it DT. I did.
And my lovely wife encouraged it!(23:09:06) Dark_Times: Well, they don't involve a saw, so the must be sexual
(23:09:08) Dark_Times: they*
(23:09:35) Notte Can't wait.
(23:09:36) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: xD
Hahvoc The Decepticon
Singularity
- Joined
- Mar 4, 2009
(21:48:09) Lieutenant_Ducky: All I saw was "squirts a little extra out just for Hahvy"
(21:48:15) Lieutenant_Ducky: I missed the chocolate bit and all
(21:48:27) Lieutenant_Ducky: And I was like, "Man, the chat got raunchy in a hurry."
(21:48:15) Lieutenant_Ducky: I missed the chocolate bit and all
(21:48:27) Lieutenant_Ducky: And I was like, "Man, the chat got raunchy in a hurry."
Hahvoc The Decepticon
Singularity
- Joined
- Mar 4, 2009
(23:44:51) Broomhandle45: Friendship is Maaagic!~
(23:44:59) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Broom.
(23:45:03) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Come out of the closet already.
(23:45:05) Broomhandle45: What?
(23:45:22) Broomhandle45: Oh, my closet door is already open, why would I be in there in the first place?
(23:45:24) Broomhandle45: Oh wait, gay joke.
(23:45:30) Broomhandle45: I getcha.
(23:45:31) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Bahahaha.
(23:44:59) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Broom.
(23:45:03) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Come out of the closet already.
(23:45:05) Broomhandle45: What?
(23:45:22) Broomhandle45: Oh, my closet door is already open, why would I be in there in the first place?
(23:45:24) Broomhandle45: Oh wait, gay joke.
(23:45:30) Broomhandle45: I getcha.
(23:45:31) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Bahahaha.
Mr Master
Pulsar
- Joined
- Jan 26, 2009
Holy cats, Notte is our mom? I thought Anansi was our mom?
Hahvoc The Decepticon
Singularity
- Joined
- Mar 4, 2009
Anansi is your mom. Notte is mine.
Mr Master
Pulsar
- Joined
- Jan 26, 2009
Oh, that sucks.
Scotty Rage
Supernova
- Joined
- Jul 21, 2010
- Location
- Acworth, GA
(20:45:52) Scotty_Rage: Oh, babe, one of my RPs hit the one year mark today, and is still going!
(20:46:20) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Yay!
(20:47:19) Scotty_Rage: I know, right?
(20:47:48) Scotty_Rage: The one me and Candira have going. Longest running RP I currently have.
(20:48:09) Scotty_Rage: Bad part is, story-wise, we're only like three or four days into it. >.>
(20:48:33) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: xD
(20:48:35) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: You're epic.
(20:48:37) IgnitedFire is trying to chill
(20:48:56) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Iffy - you are fire. You can't chill.
(20:49:08) Scotty_Rage: Heh, well, you and I have had one for about six months now that's just on the morning of the second day.
(20:49:28) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: o.o Really?
(20:49:39) Scotty_Rage snuggles some Iffy. "And we still need to work out some story-like details ourselves."
(20:49:46) Scotty_Rage: Yes babe, really. lol
(20:49:47) IgnitedFire: no.. like .. made myself get a bloody nose at work toward .. as i was trying to restrain my irritation and my blood pressure went up
(20:49:54) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- doesn't pay attention.
(20:50:07) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Eeep. that's not good, babe.
(20:50:25) IgnitedFire: i had no way to vent at work
(20:50:40) Scotty_Rage: First post in our RP was January 16th baby.
(20:50:58) Scotty_Rage: So yeah, it's actually going on 8 months in...
(20:51:19) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: wow
(20:51:34) Scotty_Rage pets Iffy and snuggles her some more. "Poor Iffy! Lemme kiss it all better!" ^_^
(20:51:47) Scotty_Rage kisses her on the cheek. "There you go!"
(20:51:59) IgnitedFire: lol ty
(20:52:17) IgnitedFire: we does need to discuss.. whenever Scotty
(20:52:43) Scotty_Rage: Hey, my PM box is open whenever you wanna shoot me the ideas. ^_^
(20:53:11) Scotty_Rage just realized how much innuendo was in that statement, and how much he was on the wrong end of it all. >.>
(20:53:43) IgnitedFire: so confused
(20:54:14) Scotty_Rage: Talking about you shooting into my box. <.<
(20:54:29) Scotty_Rage: My OPEN box! >.>
(20:54:29) IgnitedFire: lol
(20:54:51) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Sexy
(20:54:57) IgnitedFire: damn skippy i can shoot your box all day .. hehe
(20:55:21) Scotty_Rage facepalms.
(20:55:29) Scotty_Rage totally should have just left her confused...
(20:46:20) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Yay!
(20:47:19) Scotty_Rage: I know, right?
(20:47:48) Scotty_Rage: The one me and Candira have going. Longest running RP I currently have.
(20:48:09) Scotty_Rage: Bad part is, story-wise, we're only like three or four days into it. >.>
(20:48:33) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: xD
(20:48:35) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: You're epic.
(20:48:37) IgnitedFire is trying to chill
(20:48:56) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Iffy - you are fire. You can't chill.
(20:49:08) Scotty_Rage: Heh, well, you and I have had one for about six months now that's just on the morning of the second day.
(20:49:28) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: o.o Really?
(20:49:39) Scotty_Rage snuggles some Iffy. "And we still need to work out some story-like details ourselves."
(20:49:46) Scotty_Rage: Yes babe, really. lol
(20:49:47) IgnitedFire: no.. like .. made myself get a bloody nose at work toward .. as i was trying to restrain my irritation and my blood pressure went up
(20:49:54) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- doesn't pay attention.
(20:50:07) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Eeep. that's not good, babe.
(20:50:25) IgnitedFire: i had no way to vent at work
(20:50:40) Scotty_Rage: First post in our RP was January 16th baby.
(20:50:58) Scotty_Rage: So yeah, it's actually going on 8 months in...
(20:51:19) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: wow
(20:51:34) Scotty_Rage pets Iffy and snuggles her some more. "Poor Iffy! Lemme kiss it all better!" ^_^
(20:51:47) Scotty_Rage kisses her on the cheek. "There you go!"
(20:51:59) IgnitedFire: lol ty
(20:52:17) IgnitedFire: we does need to discuss.. whenever Scotty
(20:52:43) Scotty_Rage: Hey, my PM box is open whenever you wanna shoot me the ideas. ^_^
(20:53:11) Scotty_Rage just realized how much innuendo was in that statement, and how much he was on the wrong end of it all. >.>
(20:53:43) IgnitedFire: so confused
(20:54:14) Scotty_Rage: Talking about you shooting into my box. <.<
(20:54:29) Scotty_Rage: My OPEN box! >.>
(20:54:29) IgnitedFire: lol
(20:54:51) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Sexy
(20:54:57) IgnitedFire: damn skippy i can shoot your box all day .. hehe
(20:55:21) Scotty_Rage facepalms.
(20:55:29) Scotty_Rage totally should have just left her confused...
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(23:49:34) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: DA
(23:49:37) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Stop being such a fucking tease.
(23:49:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: >8(
(23:49:58) Psyche: inorite.
(23:50:09) Chamorus_the_Cat: >8( Quite.
(23:50:13) Chamorus_the_Cat bubblepipes.
(23:50:23) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- bubblepipes as well.
(23:50:26) Psyche: >8( Indeed.
(23:50:30) darkangel76: XD
(23:50:40) Psyche monocles, just to be different.
(23:50:47) darkangel76: LOL
(23:49:37) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Stop being such a fucking tease.
(23:49:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: >8(
(23:49:58) Psyche: inorite.
(23:50:09) Chamorus_the_Cat: >8( Quite.
(23:50:13) Chamorus_the_Cat bubblepipes.
(23:50:23) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- bubblepipes as well.
(23:50:26) Psyche: >8( Indeed.
(23:50:30) darkangel76: XD
(23:50:40) Psyche monocles, just to be different.
(23:50:47) darkangel76: LOL