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Epic Chat Quotes

So. Much. Love.

(15:34:18) Zombies_Galore: See, Hahvy, I'm not a 'tard.
(15:34:20) Zombies_Galore: I'm a smartass.
(15:34:23) Zombies_Galore: There's a difference.
(15:34:23) Zalvek snugs Hav.
(15:34:37) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: You're just a douchenozzl​e.
(15:34:40) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: <3
(15:34:51) Zombies_Galore: You're a jealous slore.
(15:34:52) Zombies_Galore: <3
(15:35:25) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: You wish
(15:35:26) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: <3
(15:35:44) Zombies_Galore: I'd call you a whore, but you're mostly pro bono.
(15:35:45) Zombies_Galore: <3
(15:36:23) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- licks ZG.
(15:36:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Tastes like slut and cocaine.
(15:36:41) Pistol_Kiss hugs hahvoc
(15:36:56) Zombies_Galore licks Hahvy.
(15:36:56) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- hugs back.
(15:37:04) Pistol_Kiss chews on her neck
(15:37:08) Zombies_Galore: And you taste like broken condoms and shattered hopes.
(15:37:09) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- purrs.
(15:37:12) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: That's okay.
(15:37:19) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: brb, phone sex
 
(22:06:38) Kayito-san hovers around the chatroom in his pretend car
(22:06:44) Kayito-san: vroom vroom
(22:06:45) TakodaVega: MY Sister is NOT A Hussy D< *hisss*
(22:06:49) Kayito-san: beep
(22:07:02) Kayito-san: crunch-churnchurn "Aw fucking transmission"
(22:07:14) Kayito-san fiddles with the gear shift
(22:07:19) PantlessGamer88: *takes a look under kays cars hood*
(22:07:31) Kayito-san: *it's actually the fly of his pants*
(22:07:36) Mr_Master: it's too bad she's not.
(22:07:40) Kayito-san: whoa hey now
(22:07:48) PantlessGamer88: You need more trasmission fluid
(22:07:50) TakodaVega wonders if he replaced the Clutch recently`
(22:07:51) PantlessGamer88: lmao
(22:07:53) Kayito-san: ...
(22:07:59) Mr_Master: bow chicka wow wow
(22:08:00) Kayito-san: *sigh*
(22:08:16) Pistol_Kiss revs Kays motor.
(22:08:30) TakodaVega goes to find the KY jelleh~
(22:08:32) Mr_Master slides PK into overdrive
(22:08:42) Kayito-san: CAR INNUENDOS GO
(22:08:44) PantlessGamer88: *checks Kays oil dipstick*
(22:08:45) Pistol_Kiss giggles
(22:08:48) Raziel99: :/ i came back at the wrong time.
(22:08:50) Kayito-san lubricates his chassis
(22:08:56) Kayito-san: ...
(22:09:02) Kayito-san: wait
(22:09:06) Pistol_Kiss checks the junk in Kays trunk
(22:09:06) Kayito-san: that was awful. Damn
(22:09:09) Kayito-san: :0
(22:09:13) Kayito-san: oh no she di'nt
(22:09:13) PantlessGamer88: rofl
(22:09:19) Kayito-san: oh yes she did
(22:09:21) Pistol_Kiss grope grope
(22:09:24) Misanthropiclove blows Kay's tires
(22:09:29) PantlessGamer88: Its just a spare tire Pk lol
(22:09:41) Pistol_Kiss: I AM TOUCHING HIS ASS
(22:09:45) Mr_Master does something with PK's lady lumps
(22:09:53) Misanthropiclove CHECK'S OUT KAY'S INTERIOR
(22:09:57) Kayito-san something something road rash
(22:10:01) Kayito-san: D:
(22:10:02) Misanthropiclove WITH MY PENIS
(22:10:05) Kayito-san: oh baby
(22:10:06) Mr_Master: Rich Corinthian leather!
(22:10:07) Kayito-san: aw
(22:10:11) Kayito-san: hahahaha
(22:10:18) Misanthropiclove: Ooh, a quarter.
(22:10:25) PantlessGamer88: Oh look! Hes got cup holders too!
(22:10:25) Kayito-san: lol
(22:10:29) Kayito-san: ...
(22:10:38) Misanthropiclove: And a parking break.
(22:10:48) PantlessGamer88: eh, it looks broken
(22:10:52) Misanthropiclove adjusts Kayito's peen
(22:11:02) Kayito-san shifts into neutral
(22:11:05) Kayito-san: hey misan careful
(22:11:09) Mr_Master: parking broken?
(22:11:20) Kayito-san: No, he's shifting gears with my peen
(22:11:20) Pistol_Kiss puts Kay in her garage.
(22:11:26) PantlessGamer88: *shifts Kay into Overdrive*
(22:11:27) Kayito-san: :0
(22:11:35) Kayito-san: Oh fffuuuu
(22:11:49) Kayito-san sprays oil everywhere
(22:11:54) Kayito-san: OH SHIT I AM BROKEN wait
(22:11:57) Mr_Master wonders if PK's equipped for 2 cars...
(22:12:06) Zombies_Galore jams his finger on the Turbo button.
(22:12:06) darkangel76: OI OI OI
(22:12:11) darkangel76 awaits reply
(22:12:14) Zombies_Galore: I hear physicians call that a prostate glands.
(22:12:17) Zombies_Galore: OI OI OI
(22:12:20) Kayito-san: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu
(22:12:29) Kayito-san: what is it DA
(22:12:33) Pistol_Kiss: PK IS
(22:12:35) PantlessGamer88: Welllll, that oil leak will cost a pretty penny t fix
(22:12:37) darkangel76: nonsense
(22:12:45) Misanthropiclove strips Kayito for parts
(22:12:49) Mr_Master also parks!
(22:12:55) Kayito-san: god dammit
(22:13:04) Pistol_Kiss loves
(22:13:12) Kayito-san is parked and so um... isn't moving lol
(22:13:12) Misanthropiclove sells the organs
(22:13:27) PantlessGamer88: *smuggles some of KAys parts, and sells em on the black market*
(22:15:09) PantlessGamer88: *counts her profit*
(22:16:01) Misanthropiclove also sells PG's organs
(22:16:13) darkangel76 wonders if she's going to get a reply
(22:16:18) MorphineMonkey: Quick question.
(22:16:29) darkangel76: yes?
(22:16:37) MorphineMonkey: Who's the one with the pic that says Fisting does a body good??
(22:16:43) Kayito-san: Misan
(22:16:48) darkangel76: Misan
(22:16:50) darkangel76: lol
(22:16:57) PantlessGamer88: *hides in kays pants again*
(22:17:05) PantlessGamer88: not my organs!
 
(23:37:46) Zombies_Galore: Why does win smell like cheap Canadian whiskey and menthols?
(23:37:56) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Cause you went to a brothel
(23:38:08) Zombies_Galore: I don't think they have those here.
(23:38:13) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I think they do.
(23:38:13) Zombies_Galore: Well there's probably one or two.
(23:38:17) Zombies_Galore: But I haven't found it yet.
(23:38:24) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: You will.
(23:38:33) Zombies_Galore: Then we can have tea.
(23:38:47) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Yes
(23:39:02) Zombies_Galore: I can ask you about your johns and which of the hookers has crabs.
(23:39:17) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Yes.
(23:39:33) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: And I will ask you what kind of hooker suits your purpose.
(23:39:52) Zombies_Galore: And I will say, "The ones without horrible, horrible disease."
(23:40:35) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Those will be hard to find
(23:40:41) Zombies_Galore: You would know.
(23:40:53) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Only because you have informed me of the signs.
(23:41:07) Zombies_Galore: I thought it was because you looked in a mirror?
(23:41:10) Zombies_Galore: I have a question.
(23:41:19) Zombies_Galore: So bear with me for a moment.
(23:41:33) Zombies_Galore: How do you keep your room in the brothel if you give it away pro bono?
(23:41:42) Zombies_Galore: Don't you have to give them a cut or something?
(23:41:56) Zombies_Galore: Or is it just blowjobs and surprise pegging?
(23:42:16) Zalvek: My friend got my Pokemon cards today. =3=
(23:42:18) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Nah, I just mention I have a friend who happens to have a black nose and we're square.
(23:42:56) Zombies_Galore: If my black nose is the difference between you giving a portion of your income to pimps then I deserve a cut.
(23:43:15) Zombies_Galore: Not with a knife, mind you.
(23:43:18) Zombies_Galore: But with money.
(23:43:23) Zombies_Galore: Lots and lots of dirty whore money.
(23:43:25) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I'll cut you, all right.
(23:43:27) Zombies_Galore: Well, maybe just lots.
(23:43:45) Zombies_Galore: What'll you do, take the nose you so clearly desire all for yourself?
(23:43:48) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Yay pokemon carnds
(23:43:53) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: cards*
(23:43:59) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Yes.
(23:44:06) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Then I can just show it off in a fancy case
(23:44:12) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: cause you won't have any of my cash
(23:44:28) Zombies_Galore: Do you really hate me so much you would cut off my nose?
(23:44:30) Zombies_Galore: Make me ugly?
(23:44:35) Zombies_Galore: Make me a -freak-.
(23:44:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Well it wouldn't be to spite MY face.
(23:44:51) Zombies_Galore laughs.
(23:45:04) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I win
(23:45:08) Zombies_Galore: Yes you do.
(23:45:14) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: <3
(23:45:28) Zombies_Galore: <3
 
I had to preserve Hahvy and ZG's marriage, PK's and my singing of the omniscience of Nihil, and our color-torture of Hahvy, although the colors don't translate. Also teasing Southerners about their accents, just a teeny bit, which got Duchess to smack me, as it turns out.

(18:12:59) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: ZG
(18:13:04) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Marry me
(18:13:06) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Right now
(18:13:09) Zalvek snuggles.
(18:13:09) TheDuchess: lol
(18:13:18) Pistol_Kiss sits on zals head
(18:13:18) Zombies_Galore: I expect pie.
(18:13:26) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: All right, All right
(18:13:28) Zombies_Galore: Howdy, DTD.
(18:13:28) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Fine
(18:13:29) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: pie
(18:13:31) Zombies_Galore: Done!
(18:13:33) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I better get some hot dickings
(18:13:42) Zalvek wiggles.
(18:13:55) Zombies_Galore: If I ever write Harlequin novels my pseudonym is going to be Richard Haught-Dickens.
(18:14:18) Cygnas_Kain: I do like the facelift for BM though
(18:14:43) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Yes
(18:14:45) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: lol
(18:14:51) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: So Mr. Haught-Dickens
(18:15:35) Cygnas_Kain: Oh crap, I could sign into MSN lol
(18:15:52) DareToDream: Yea, the facelift has gone well
(18:16:07) Zombies_Galore: Wuzzup, Mrs. Haught-Dickens?
(18:16:30) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I think we should do the act that is used for making babies
(18:16:32) Cygnas_Kain: The new interface is considerably more user friendly
(18:16:37) TheDuchess: Do I even have you on msn Cyg?
(18:16:43) Cygnas_Kain: >.>
(18:16:54) Zombies_Galore: Yes.
(18:16:55) DareToDream: I do Duchy *sticks tongue out*
(18:16:58) Zombies_Galore: Let us fornicate madly.
(18:17:01) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- hot sex.
(18:17:07) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- fornicates wildly
(18:17:11) TheDuchess shoots lasers at his tongue
(18:17:11) Mr_Master: But Hahvy, you said you'd sex ME up!
(18:17:12) Cygnas_Kain: Um...if you do you're not showing as online
(18:17:15) Zombies_Galore is rocked.
(18:17:30) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: YOU NEED TO REPLY FIRST
(18:17:30) DareToDream: She's online Cyg so she doesn't have you
(18:17:38) Mr_Master: ...
(18:17:44) Mr_Master: have you checked?
(18:17:49) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: ...
(18:17:50) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: No..
(18:17:51) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: <.<
(18:17:58) TheDuchess: haha at hahvy
(18:18:05) Cygnas_Kain: Can you send her my addy DTD, please?
(18:18:32) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: So Cyg, how long you gonna be here this time?
(18:18:32) DareToDream: Sure thing
(18:18:40) Cygnas_Kain: Wtf is up with my list...?
(18:18:42) Mr_Master: Nihil!
(18:18:48) Cygnas_Kain: Thanks DTD
(18:18:57) Zombies_Galore: Nihil?
(18:18:58) Pistol_Kiss: IMPACT
(18:18:59) Zombies_Galore: Where?
(18:19:06) Pistol_Kiss: IN CHAT
(18:19:12) Cygnas_Kain: I actually have managed to free up quite a bit of spare time so I should be around much more frequently
(18:19:12) Pistol_Kiss: WATCHING YOU FAP
(18:19:15) Zombies_Galore: Right now?
(18:19:20) Pistol_Kiss: YES
(18:19:22) Pistol_Kiss: 8D
(18:19:23) Zombies_Galore: How'd he know?
(18:19:32) Mr_Master: He knows.
(18:19:34) Zombies_Galore types very quickly with one hand.
(18:19:35) DareToDream: No prob. Just sent it to her.
(18:19:38) Mr_Master: He ALWAYS knows.
(18:19:47) Pistol_Kiss: HE IS WATCHING YOU
(18:19:49) Zombies_Galore: I'm not a slore!
(18:19:52) DareToDream: Glad you freed up more time
(18:19:53) Zombies_Galore sob-orgasms.
(18:19:57) Pistol_Kiss: HE KNOWS WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING
(18:19:58) Mr_Master: HE CAN SEEEEEEE!
(18:20:08) Mr_Master: HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE
(18:20:20) Pistol_Kiss: HE KNOWS IF YOU BEEN BAD OR GOOD
(18:20:28) Cygnas_Kain: You were on my list too!!
(18:20:34) Mr_Master: SO BE ENTERTAINING FOR GOODNESS SAKE!
(18:20:38) Zombies_Galore gets erect for Nihil.
(18:20:44) Pistol_Kiss: 8D
(18:20:45) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- is bothered a bit.
(18:20:55) Mr_Master: Nihilly-Claws.
(18:20:56) DareToDream: On your list?
(18:21:00) Cygnas_Kain: Why Hahv?
(18:21:04) Pistol_Kiss bothers hahvocs boobs with her cold hanss
(18:21:07) Pistol_Kiss: *HANDS
(18:21:18) Cygnas_Kain: Yes, my list, not THAT list the Other list
(18:21:27) Mr_Master: Hans. Hans Olo. The Swedish Smuggler.
(18:21:31) Cygnas_Kain: >.>
(18:21:37) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: So much chat flew by
(18:21:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I'm bothered by all the colors
(18:21:44) DareToDream is confused
(18:21:45) Pistol_Kiss: Lolololol
(18:21:55) Mr_Master: The colors?
(18:21:57) Pistol_Kiss: the colors?
(18:22:00) Zombies_Galore: We should work on giving people seizures.
(18:22:03) Mr_Master: Why should they bother you?
(18:22:03) Pistol_Kiss: lololol
(18:22:06) Zombies_Galore: Thank you~
(18:22:07) TheDuchess: what colors
(18:22:13) Pistol_Kiss: :3
(18:22:16) Mr_Master: It's just text.
(18:22:20) Pistol_Kiss: I see no colors
(18:22:23) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: You fuckers.
(18:22:24) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Seriously.
(18:22:27) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: It hurts my eyes.
(18:22:29) Pistol_Kiss: Just text
(18:22:33) DareToDream: Duchy - did you get my MSN?
(18:22:36) Pistol_Kiss: wait i cant use this color
(18:22:37) TheDuchess: we love you hahvy
(18:22:40) Mr_Master: Sorry, Hahvy, dear.
(18:22:43) Pistol_Kiss: I AM JOIKING IN MOD COLOR
(18:22:44) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: ...
(18:22:51) Cygnas_Kain: Oh god, that pink is horrid
(18:22:54) Zalvek blinks.
(18:23:02) Pistol_Kiss gives hahvoc a hug
(18:23:02) Mr_Master: That's not a good pink, no.
(18:23:12) Mr_Master: in a southern accent, it's "pank"
(18:23:22) Pistol_Kiss: unicorn vomit pink
(18:23:22) Cygnas_Kain: ...
(18:23:22) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: lol
(18:23:23) TheDuchess glares at MM
(18:23:24) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: pwnk
(18:23:26) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: pank*
(18:23:44) Cygnas_Kain: I've actually been practicing how to drop my accent at will
(18:23:53) Mr_Master: I reckon we got that truck in pank, if'n y'all really want it.
(18:24:00) Cygnas_Kain: and that's why
 
(23:43:49) dramamine213: Wat?!
(23:43:55) dramamine213: A wild Ruby appears?!
(23:43:58) dramamine213:
(23:44:08) Rubyliday: >>
(23:44:09) Rubyliday: <<
(23:44:28) Rubyliday runs
(23:44:38) TakodaVega thinks a lot of the Old Schoolers are coming back xD
(23:44:52) Pistol_Kiss: <3
(23:44:52) dramamine213 throws a Great Ball at the wild Ruby!
(23:45:06) darkangel76: it seems so!
(23:45:10) Rubyliday: Ahhhhh
(23:45:11) darkangel76: it's rather nic
(23:45:13) darkangel76: nice*
(23:45:24) Rubyliday is hit and vanishes into the ball
(23:45:40) Kayito-san appears in the tall grass
(23:45:43) dramamine213: AHAHHA!
(23:45:46) Kayito-san teleports!
(23:45:59) dramamine213 checks BMUserDex.
(23:46:03) Rubyliday wiggles in the ball
(23:46:08) dramamine213 is shocked!
(23:46:16) dramamine213 lets Ruby go.
(23:46:24) dramamine213: You're too cool to live in my balls.
(23:46:30) dramamine213:
(23:46:30) Rubyliday: ......
(23:46:33) Rubyliday: Hahahahahahaha
 
(17:56:19) Tokani: VEGA!
(17:56:42) Tokani whaps Vega on the ass. "Go eat something!"
(17:56:48) darkangel76 blinks
(17:56:51) TakodaVega: ...
(17:56:52) TakodaVega: ........................
(17:56:55) darkangel76: ...
(17:57:01) darkangel76: oh no he didn't
(17:57:04) darkangel76: oh my
(17:57:07) TakodaVega makes Toka into a Eunuch.
(17:57:11) TakodaVega divorces him.
(17:57:13) Tokani: Well, I'd whap her on the head but that's abuse.
(17:57:16) TakodaVega and promptly flips him off.
(17:57:16) Tokani: Whaa?
(17:57:22) Tokani: Because I care about your health?
(17:57:35) Tokani mourns the loss of his testicles.
(17:58:03) darkangel76: at least he accepts the loss
(17:58:17) Tokani: Is there a way to sew them back on?
(17:58:29) Tokani: I think I need those to maintain healthy levels of testosterone...
(17:58:54) darkangel76: sorry, sol
(17:58:56) Tokani notices breasts begin to form and begins to panic. "NO! THE CHANGE! IT IS HAPPENING!!!"
(17:59:05) darkangel76: actually
(17:59:11) Alexean: LOL
(17:59:12) TakodaVega points to the fine print of the original contract where it states none shall whack/spank/hit Tako's ass or face the consequences~
(17:59:12) darkangel76: if you lost your testicles, that wouldn't happen
(17:59:26) Tokani: You never let me see it!
(17:59:28) Tokani: It so would DA.
(17:59:31) Tokani: I've seen it.
(17:59:34) Tokani: Yup yup.
(17:59:38) TakodaVega: It would if I switched his Testorone bottles with Estrogen~
(17:59:45) Tokani: Watched it with my very eyes.
(17:59:51) darkangel76: do it, Vega
(17:59:51) Tokani: It was horrifying.
(17:59:59) TakodaVega already did.
(18:00:07) darkangel76 grins
(18:00:09) Tokani becomes a complete women. "Nooo!!!!!!"
(18:00:12) darkangel76 sips tea
(18:00:12) TakodaVega: :3
(18:00:20) darkangel76 watches the transformation
(18:00:21) TakodaVega dresses him up in a skirt.
(18:00:22) Tokani mourns the sudden loss of his penis.
(18:00:25) Tokani: </3
(18:00:39) TakodaVega makes him wear hooker heels.
(18:00:46) darkangel76: that's what happens when you hit Vega's ass
(18:00:55) Tokani takes off the hooker heels and hides in a corner, rocking back and forth while crying.
(18:00:55) Alexean: WTH...
(18:01:12) darkangel76: ?
(18:01:18) TakodaVega adds the extensions
(18:01:36) TakodaVega: :3
(18:01:45) Alexean: This place is as weird as ever
(18:01:52) Tokani contemplates giving Vega excessive amounts of testosterone.
(18:01:59) darkangel76: and you love it.... yes?
(18:02:01) TakodaVega is a tomboy
(18:02:06) darkangel76 looks pleadingly at Alex
(18:02:11) Tokani realizes that it could result in death of himself and so does not do it.
(18:02:14) Tokani: Oh wait......
(18:02:18) Tokani: Herself now...
(18:02:21) Tokani cries harder.
(18:02:23) Alexean: It's entertaining at least
(18:02:27) TakodaVega doesn't need more Testosterone :3
(18:02:31) darkangel76: ...
(18:02:52) darkangel76 lower lip quivers
(18:02:59) TakodaVega: :
(18:03:01) TakodaVega: *D:
(18:03:04) Tokani: Does DA feel sympathy for Toky?
(18:03:05) TakodaVega: DON'T YOU MAKE DA CRY
(18:03:09) TakodaVega: OR I'll WHOMP you.
(18:03:09) TakodaVega: D:<
(18:03:14) Tokani gets up and gives DA a hug.
(18:03:14) Kayito-san:
(18:03:21) Kayito-san: Well. Now I've seen everything.
(18:03:24) Kayito-san shoots himself
(18:03:25) Tokani: Fine, if I am going to be a women now I need a good hooker name.
(18:03:26) Alexean: Quite that or I'll make you hit Vega's ass, lol
(18:03:28) Tokani: ROFL
(18:03:40) darkangel76: ...
(18:03:47) Tokani: DA, give me a good hooker name.
(18:03:54) TakodaVega notes that DA is immune to any of Tako's rages.
(18:04:01) darkangel76:
(18:04:10) darkangel76: Misty Ford
(18:04:11) Tokani: Whaa!? Why her?!
(18:04:19) darkangel76: b/c I'm special
(18:04:23) Tokani: Mm, anyone want a piece of Misty Ford?
(18:04:24) darkangel76: >.<
(18:04:28) Alexean: ed
(18:04:33) TakodaVega: She's my BMR momma
(18:04:36) TakodaVega: That's why.
(18:04:48) Tokani realizes that she has been divorced.
(18:04:50) darkangel76: ........
(18:04:52) Tokani: I'M FREE!!!!
(18:04:54) darkangel76: Alex..... T_T
(18:05:04) Alexean: Lol, j/k
(18:05:08) Tokani runs around screaming like a little school girl who got her first pony.
(18:05:09) TakodaVega: D:<
(18:05:22) darkangel76: <3s Ale
(18:05:25) darkangel76: *Alex
(18:05:53) Alexean: <3
(18:06:05) Tokani is incredibly happy now that a "ball and chain" is no longer tying him down.
(18:06:11) Tokani: ... Her..*
(18:06:20) Alexean: lol
(18:06:38) Alexean: So now you will just get collared
(18:07:00) TakodaVega could just marry Her
(18:07:03) darkangel76: hehe
(18:07:05) TakodaVega: ~
(18:07:14) TakodaVega is much more Domme with a FEMALE vs a Male anyway ~
(18:07:16) Tokani: No, you divorced me. No taking it back.
(18:07:22) Tokani: Mwuahah.
(18:07:25) TakodaVega: Yes but you got your name changed
(18:07:26) TakodaVega: :3
(18:07:29) Tokani squeals with glee.
(18:07:36) TakodaVega marries HER.
(18:07:36) Tokani: So?
(18:07:40) darkangel76: lol
(18:07:40) TakodaVega: >
(18:07:50) darkangel76: I should change your name to Misty Ford for the day
(18:07:59) TakodaVega: DO IT
(18:08:02) TakodaVega: DOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
(18:08:03) darkangel76: lolol
(18:08:05) Alexean: DO IT
(18:08:07) Tokani cries as a ball and chain magically appears around her ankle and makes her fall flat on her face.
(18:08:11) Tokani: Yeah! Rofl xD
(18:08:14) Tokani: Go for it.
(18:08:30) TakodaVega collars Misty proper :3
(18:08:33) Tokani: Everyone will be like: "Who the fuck is Misty Ford?"
(18:08:43) TakodaVega forgot to mention that she collars her bitches~
(18:08:45) Tokani: Is it spiked at least?
(18:08:53) TakodaVega: Yes~
(18:09:02) Tokani is okay with the badass collar.
(18:09:05) darkangel76: logout logi
(18:09:10) darkangel76: login*
(18:09:14) Tokani: Haha. Kay xD
(18:09:32) Misty_Ford: xD
(18:09:35) Alexean: ROFLMAO
(18:09:36) darkangel76: all righty all.... I do have to go
(18:09:38) darkangel76: bwahaha
(18:09:39) Misty_Ford: Go DA! <3
(18:09:45) Misty_Ford: Later DA.
(18:09:47) TakodaVega: I love you DAmomma <3
(18:09:47) Alexean: Cya
(18:10:32) darkangel76: later all!
(18:10:35) darkangel76: <33333333333333
(18:10:47) Misty_Ford: Rofl.
(18:10:48) Pistol_Kiss: See ya!
(18:10:52) darkangel76: I'll change your name back later
(18:10:58) Misty_Ford: Vega, check out my Custom User Title.
(18:11:00) Misty_Ford: Kay. xD
(18:11:18) Pistol_Kiss: Hello Misty!
(18:11:22) Pistol_Kiss: Welcome to the site!
(18:11:23) darkangel76 gives Alex a hug before she poofs
(18:11:28) Misty_Ford: ROFL
(18:11:28) Alexean: lol
(18:11:42) Misty_Ford tentacle rapes PK with her own tentacles.
(18:11:48) Alexean pats Da's ass and hugs her back
(18:11:52) Misty_Ford: Where is Misty's hug?
(18:11:56) darkangel76:
(18:11:57) Misty_Ford feels ignored.
(18:12:01) darkangel76 poofs
(18:12:03) Pistol_Kiss hugs misty
(18:12:09) Pistol_Kiss: o_O
(18:12:14) Misty_Ford is hugged by PK as she is tentacle raped by her own tentacles.
(18:12:35) Pistol_Kiss: Toki?
(18:12:44) Misty_Ford: PK, you missed a whole fucking lot about 10 minutes ago.
(18:12:51) Misty_Ford: Not even, like 6 minutes ago.
 
(16:59:03) AkumaTsuki: I can't eat food :(
(16:59:24) AkumaTsuki: I wish Misha was here she'd have appreciated the fact I just puked and haven't had food in 10 days
(17:01:20) DareToDream: Why have you not had food in 10 days?
(17:02:57) Misanthropiclove: Aku is a hardcore anorexic.
(17:03:07) Misanthropiclove: She was vegetarian.
(17:03:09) Misanthropiclove: Then Vegan.
(17:03:19) Misanthropiclove: Now she just goes for anorexic because eating is cruelty.
(17:03:30) Misanthropiclove: She's so awesome.
(17:03:38) Pistol_Kiss: Quite selfless
(17:03:44) DareToDream: Ah. I had no idea.
(17:03:53) Pistol_Kiss eats a steak covered in lobster and chicken.
(17:04:29) Pistol_Kiss puts some alfrado pasta with that.
(17:04:43) Misanthropiclove munches on panda kabob skewered on unicorn horn and cooked over moonrocks
 
(00:02:45) Ahroun_Deltori: Is this emo heaven?
(00:02:46) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: DAMAGED
(00:02:48) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: YOU BROKE
(00:02:52) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: GO HOME WHITE BOY
(00:02:57) Ahroun_Deltori: T^T
(00:02:58) Drunken_Saint: O.O
(00:03:03) darkangel76: >.<
(00:03:04) Brimstone: !
(00:03:07) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- is kidding.
(00:03:21) Brimstone: but i already am home...
(00:03:25) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Man up, Deltori
(00:03:28) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Or I'll eat you
(00:03:29) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Alive.
(00:03:34) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: with some salt
(00:03:35) Ahroun_Deltori: Sounds kinky
(00:03:39) Brimstone: kinky
(00:03:41) darkangel76: That's hot
(00:03:44) Brimstone: rofl
(00:03:54) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- sprinkles Deltori with salt.
(00:03:57) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- licks him.
(00:04:02) darkangel76 watches
(00:04:05) Brimstone: !!
(00:04:07) darkangel76 takes notes
(00:04:11) Ahroun_Deltori purrs
(00:04:22) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- humps his arm.
(00:04:23) TheLonelyIsland: Hahvy is awesome.
(00:04:29) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I suppose so.
(00:04:39) darkangel76 luffs her
(00:04:50) Brimstone chases his tail
(00:04:50) darkangel76: (but she knows this)
(00:04:51) Ahroun_Deltori raises and eyebrow and pulls out his cattleprod
(00:05:00) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- swats Deltori
(00:05:04) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: You don't prod me.
(00:05:07) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Get on your knees.
(00:05:17) TheLonelyIsland: o.o
(00:05:25) Brimstone: !!
(00:05:26) Ahroun_Deltori jumps from the rafter brandishing the prod
(00:05:27) TheLonelyIsland: Back to Facebook I go...
(00:05:28) Brimstone: now im really jealous...
(00:05:34) darkangel76 giggles
(00:05:36) Zalvek: =3=
(00:05:37) Drunken_Saint grips my butterfly knife tighter
(00:05:42) Ahroun_Deltori: Nevahr
(00:05:46) TheLonelyIsland: lulz.
(00:05:50) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- slaps the knife away.
(00:05:52) Ahroun_Deltori lands
(00:05:52) TheLonelyIsland: Nevermind, this be too funny.
(00:05:54) Drunken_Saint: brb, PM.
(00:05:56) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- kicks Deltori into the sky.
(00:06:05) Brimstone: !
(00:06:07) Ahroun_Deltori Fwee
(00:06:12) darkangel76: it's always fun when people learn who's dom v sub v switch
(00:06:19) TheLonelyIsland: IT IS
(00:06:20) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- superman pose.
(00:06:21) Ahroun_Deltori throws the prod straight at Hahvy like a spear
(00:06:29) Zalvek: I seem to miss it often.
(00:06:32) TheLonelyIsland brings popcorn for everyone.
(00:06:35) Brimstone: !
(00:06:37) TheLonelyIsland offers it to DA?
(00:06:37) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- catches it with her teeth like a spanish bullrider.
(00:06:42) Brimstone hides behind JK
(00:06:44) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: or whatever
(00:06:45) Ahroun_Deltori catches myself on the rafter
(00:06:53) darkangel76 magically turns her portion of popcorn into candy
(00:06:54) Zalvek: Although maybe that's because I don't pay much attention.
(00:06:56) darkangel76 nibbles it
(00:06:59) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: bull fighter
(00:07:01) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: something
(00:07:09) Zalvek: Matador?
(00:07:12) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Yes
(00:07:13) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: that
(00:07:18) darkangel76: lol
(00:07:21) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- the bluehaired matador.
(00:07:30) Brimstone volunteers to be the bull ;)
(00:07:37) darkangel76: XD
(00:07:38) Ahroun_Deltori undoes my belt and snaps it twice
(00:07:39) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- STICKS THE PROD INTO BRIM
(00:07:40) Ahroun_Deltori: Ole"
(00:07:44) Brimstone yelps
(00:07:50) TheLonelyIsland: Holy shit.
(00:07:51) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: You volunteered.
(00:07:53) darkangel76: and he lovesss it
(00:07:53) TheLonelyIsland: This is hilarious.
(00:07:57) Brimstone squirms and backs away
(00:08:01) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- grins.
(00:08:02) Zalvek blinks.
(00:08:08) Brimstone blushes
(00:08:09) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: And Deltori, you can't intimidate me.
(00:08:12) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I'm the fucking boss.
(00:08:13) TheLonelyIsland: Oh my god, just visualizing this...
(00:08:17) Drunken_Saint: bach
(00:08:20) darkangel76: so have we learned who is what this evening?
(00:08:23) darkangel76 giggles more
(00:08:26) Ahroun_Deltori steals my cattle prod and gives hahvy the tazer
(00:08:28) Drunken_Saint: (_)o(_)
(00:08:31) TheLonelyIsland: Don't correct that spelling DS, that's an awesome thing to say.
(00:08:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- holds the tazer.
(00:08:45) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- touches Drunken saint with it.
(00:08:54) Brimstone: !
(00:08:55) Drunken_Saint: its why i said it. XD
(00:08:58) Ahroun_Deltori prods hahvy laughs maniacally
(00:09:01) TheLonelyIsland: Haha tazer. Pfft.
(00:09:08) Drunken_Saint swears and jumps back
(00:09:09) Ahroun_Deltori flees
(00:09:10) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- gets zapped a few times.
(00:09:13) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- gets off on it.
(00:09:17) TheLonelyIsland: X
(00:09:19) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- covers the chat in cream.
(00:09:19) TheLonelyIsland: XD*
(00:09:20) darkangel76: XD
(00:09:22) Ahroun_Deltori: damn
(00:09:23) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- WINS.
(00:09:29) TheLonelyIsland turns it to cool hwhip.
(00:09:31) darkangel76: LOL
(00:09:32) Zalvek: Oh dear.
(00:09:32) Drunken_Saint: yum.
(00:09:45) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- puts it on her muffins.
(00:09:45) Ahroun_Deltori: JK make it rain penises again
(00:09:46) Brimstone: haha... tazers actually give you a Huge endorfen rush..
(00:09:52) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: and by muffins I mean tits
 
Mr Master said:
I remember the old days! Chat craziness all the time. Back when I could sneak hours and hours of on-again, off-again chat time from work.

Now, it's work to even get on the chats. :( I WILL RETURN, THOUGH! TRIUMPHANTLY!
Click to expand...

Thats why when work sucks doesn't it? When you don't get much time for anything else.

But money is money and money is good. Cause I like buying shit.
 
(22:28:24) Zombies_Galore: Boobs are pretty cool.
(22:28:30) Mr_Master: Big, small, odd-sized..​. they're just fun.
(22:28:38) Broomhandle45: Yes, yes they are.
(22:28:45) Zombies_Galore: The world would be a worse off place without them.
(22:29:03) Broomhandle45: It would be.
(22:29:04) TheLonelyIsland snerks.
(22:29:06) Mr_Master: I actually am an ass guy, so I kind of prefer smaller breasts, but you know, as long as you got 'em in any vauge form, you're all right with me. Sexually speaking.
(22:29:42) Broomhandle45: It would be like..chris​tmas and santa kicks you in the stomach every morning and tells you you're adopted.
 
(00:34:49) Disco_Lollipop is jealous of penises
(00:34:54) TheLonelyIsland: ^
(00:34:58) sinfulrook: I could, but it wouldn't feel the same.
(00:35:09) Zombies_Galore: Try it out.
(00:35:13) As_Day_Fades: You don't need to be jealous.
(00:35:14) Zombies_Galore: Indulge in fatty foods, Sin.
(00:35:18) Mr_Master: Why jealous? They lead to lots of problems in later life. And can get you into a lot of tryouble when you're younger.
(00:35:18) Zombies_Galore: Be lazy.
(00:35:23) As_Day_Fades: Half the guys in this room would share with you.
(00:35:26) As_Day_Fades: At the same time.
(00:35:28) As_Day_Fades: Giggity.
(00:35:31) sinfulrook: But, I don't wanna have a guy!
(00:35:33) sinfulrook: gut*
(00:35:36) Disco_Lollipop: o_O
(00:35:45) Zombies_Galore: Creative lipsuction?
(00:35:47) Mr_Master: giggity!
(00:35:49) sinfulrook: Plus I eat fatty foods and am lazy almost always...
(00:35:52) TheLonelyIsland: You guys get to be PJs and SEALs and shit.
(00:35:54) Zombies_Galore: They suck the fat out of your belly and into your chest.
(00:35:57) TheLonelyIsland: We don't.
(00:36:02) TheLonelyIsland end feminism rant
(00:36:04) Zombies_Galore: Then start drunking a fuck ton of beer, too.
(00:36:20) TheLonelyIsland: Drunking. Interesting.
(00:36:20) As_Day_Fades pinches JK's cheek.
(00:36:22) Zombies_Galore: Drinking, not drunking.
(00:36:24) As_Day_Fades: But you're so darn cute though!
(00:36:27) Mr_Master: Drunking indeed!
(00:36:27) As_Day_Fades: So it evens out.
(00:36:28) Broomhandle45: I would do anything to fuck a female Navy SEAL.
(00:36:29) Broomhandle45: Seriously.
(00:36:32) Zombies_Galore ruffles JK's hair.
(00:36:35) Disco_Lollipop doesn't want to be in the military, would just like to be able to pee outdoors when camping
(00:36:44) Mr_Master: wait, you don't what?
(00:36:58) As_Day_Fades: You can pee outdoors.
(00:37:00) Zombies_Galore: I know you're a badass even if the institutionalized sexism of the US military refuses to acknowledge it, JK.
(00:37:11) As_Day_Fades: You just don't possess the equipment necessary to cross streams.
(00:37:17) Mr_Master: Lolly, friend of mine once extolled the creative application of a straw for those purposes.
(00:37:20) TheLonelyIsland hides in her box fort.
(00:37:28) TheLonelyIsland: ...LOL
(00:37:28) Disco_Lollipop: I can but it's more difficult. It's hard not to pee on my own foot or clothes, etc.
(00:37:29) TheLonelyIsland: A straw.
(00:37:40) Disco_Lollipop: Ewwww.....
(00:37:40) Broomhandle45: Use a funnel.
(00:37:47) Broomhandle45: A pee funnel.
(00:37:48) Zombies_Galore: Funnel would work.
(00:37:52) Mr_Master: that's what she said... I was too polite to question.
(00:37:54) TheLonelyIsland: XD
(00:37:58) TheLonelyIsland: ...Hahaha.
(00:38:01) TheLonelyIsland: TWSS
(00:38:02) Broomhandle45: And make sure you label it.
(00:38:14) Broomhandle45: You don't want those awkward times where they're using the pee funnel for not pee.
(00:38:15) As_Day_Fades: I should use that after every 'that's what she said' from now on.
(00:38:21) As_Day_Fades: Seems like it classes it up, MM.
(00:38:24) Disco_Lollipop: I think I'll just stop camping. That sounds easier and less disgusting.
(00:38:40) TheLonelyIsland: What the hell?
(00:38:43) TheLonelyIsland: Camping is amazing. >.>
(00:38:45) TheLonelyIsland: <.<
(00:38:54) Broomhandle45: PEE FUNNELS! Where else can you PEE FUNNEL!?
(00:38:59) Mr_Master: I cannot camp in the wilderness. I have sleep apnea.
(00:39:03) Disco_Lollipop: I love camping I'm just not so keen on the pee funnel idea.
(00:39:04) TheLonelyIsland: Central park.
(00:39:08) Mr_Master: I need outlets to power my CPAPs.
(00:39:11) TheLonelyIsland: That's where you can pee funnel.
(00:39:24) TheLonelyIsland: the only thing I'd miss while camping is showering.
(00:39:37) Broomhandle45: Pee funnels make everything better
(00:39:46) TheLonelyIsland: Indeed, they do.
(00:39:49) Mr_Master: Now that we've invented them, at least.
(00:39:49) Broomhandle45: "Sure wish I could shower, oh wait! PEE FUNNEL! YAAAAY~ "
(00:40:16) Mr_Master: we just need a jingle
(00:40:46) Broomhandle45: And a celebrity to endorse it.
(00:40:54) TheLonelyIsland: Lady Gaga.
(00:41:09) Broomhandle45: Crazy bitch would be all over it, she'd make a Pee Funnel song and everything.
(00:41:13) Mr_Master: when you're camping in the woods / or just too drunk to care / How can you let loose / without pee every where?
(00:41:26) Mr_Master: PEE FUNNEL!
(00:41:27) Broomhandle45: ...
(00:41:34) Broomhandle45: That is fantastic.
(00:41:46) TheLonelyIsland: ROFL!
(00:41:55) As_Day_Fades: MM comes prepared.
(00:41:58) Broomhandle45: That is now the official pee funnel jingle.
 
(22:42:37) Disco_Lollipop: I approve of the pee funnel jingle. Could we make the pee funnel penis shaped just for added amusement while using it?
(22:42:55) Broomhandle45: Yes, yes we can.
(22:42:57) As_Day_Fades: You just want a penis still.
(22:43:03) Disco_Lollipop: Like a strap on with a hole in it.
(22:43:11) As_Day_Fades: lol
(22:43:28) As_Day_Fades: Will it be anatomically correct?
(22:43:30) As_Day_Fades: ie: balls?
(22:43:30) Disco_Lollipop: Or you could make it shaped like an elephant trunk complete with sound effects.
(22:43:32) Broomhandle45: I feel like we have truly accomplished something tonight.
(22:43:40) Disco_Lollipop: Of course it will!
(22:43:52) Broomhandle45: Extra creep factor.
(22:43:56) Mr_Master: we have, and I posted it for posterity.
(22:44:02) TheLonelyIsland: Oh my god.
(22:44:06) TheLonelyIsland: This is win.
(22:44:10) TheLonelyIsland: fucking lol-worthy
(22:44:16) As_Day_Fades: Shameless posterity.
(22:44:50) Mr_Master: I've never had shame.
(22:44:53) Mr_Master: What's it like?
(22:45:00) As_Day_Fades: Boring.
(22:45:10) Disco_Lollipop: I feel like it would be amazing to have the elephant trunk be temperature sensitive so that when you pee it will automatically produce the noise.
(22:45:13) Mr_Master: I always suspected!
(22:45:36) Zombies_Galore: I'm sure that isn't very hard.
(22:45:38) Mr_Master: Lolly, on the one hand, part of me says you're overthinking. On the other, damn, that would be sweet.
(22:45:40) Broomhandle45: Where'd you post it, MM?
(22:45:47) Zombies_Galore: You'd have to make it water proof, though, with electrical parts.
(22:45:49) Mr_Master: ECQ
(22:45:54) Broomhandle45: That'll be the deluxe pee funnel.
(22:46:01) Mr_Master: Epic Chat Quotes
(22:46:10) Broomhandle45: ..wghere is that at?
(22:46:12) Disco_Lollipop: Me? Overthink? Never...
(22:46:37) Broomhandle45: ..oh wait, nevermind.
(22:46:41) As_Day_Fades: Can we class this thing up somehow?
(22:46:48) As_Day_Fades: See if we can advertise it for everyday use?
(22:46:53) Disco_Lollipop: No, that takes the fun out of it.
(22:46:55) As_Day_Fades: Maybe get WalMart to carry it.
(22:47:02) Zombies_Galore: What's more classy than a plastic elephant trunk you pee through?
(22:47:17) Zombies_Galore: Should it be a bust of Julia Child's head?
(22:47:30) Disco_Lollipop: Walmart carries adult diapers, they can't complain about the pee funnel.
(22:47:49) As_Day_Fades: Maybe it could come with its own tophat and monocle?
(22:47:51) Mr_Master: ... Celebrity pee funnel skins
(22:48:06) As_Day_Fades: The Ron Jeremy
(22:48:24) As_Day_Fades: The Shaq
(22:48:26) Mr_Master: The Elephant, of course. The Ron Jeremy. The Black Mamba.
(22:48:40) Broomhandle45: You guys are missing the KEY celebrity for the pee funnel!
(22:48:45) Broomhandle45: R.Kelly!
(22:48:46) Mr_Master: The Erector Set, for the technologically inclined.
(22:48:55) TheLonelyIsland: o_O
(22:48:57) Mr_Master: R Kelly is a spokesperson.
(22:49:14) As_Day_Fades: I'd rather have Dave Chapelle as R.Kelly be the spokesperson.
(22:49:34) Broomhandle45: I want to piss on youuu, yes I do, I'll piss on you, I'll pee on youuuu
(22:49:43) TheLonelyIsland: .... XD
(22:49:46) As_Day_Fades: drip drip!
(22:50:18) Zombies_Galore: We are all bad people.
(22:50:20) Zombies_Galore: I love it.
 
(22:30:02) TheLonelyIsland starts humming along to World Is Mine
(22:30:10) TheLonelyIsland cause it totally is!
(22:31:02) Openots: Pfft, no it isn't.
(22:31:47) Openots: Cause if life is a box of chocolates, the world is Willy Wonka, and he belongs to NO ONE.
(22:32:04) Openots: That made more sense in my head....
 
(22:17:50) "Weed" fucks a cabbage out of boredom.

(22:18:09) As_Day_Fades: I have never, ever been so bored as to want to stick my dick in a cabbage.
(22:18:13) As_Day_Fades: What the hell is that like?
 
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