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(02:20:24) Brumak: Omg what did I walk into ..lol
(02:20:34) Mr_Master: Oh, please, Brumak.
(02:20:37) Mr_Master: this is tame
(02:20:41) darkangel76: lol
(02:20:41) Misanthropiclove: The sexiest non-sequiters this side of gilgamesh.
(02:20:44) Creature_Comforts: Sparkly balls. Yes.
(02:20:44) Lampdrops: A dirty romp filled with rape, Mike Tyson, and Ikea elves
(02:20:47) darkangel76 loves on everyone
(02:20:53) Misanthropiclove pats DA
(02:21:02) Misanthropiclove but has to claim her for Japan
(02:21:09) Misanthropiclove racial pride and all that jazz
(02:21:13) darkangel76: XD
(02:21:19) Mr_Master: mmm... ikea elves!
(02:21:31) Misanthropiclove: Just make sure you and hubs use these condoms with the Japanese flag on them from now on.
(02:21:33) Mr_Master also claims DA in the name of... um... Germany? Yeah, Germany.
(02:21:39) Misanthropiclove hands her several boxes
(02:21:41) darkangel76: hahaha
(02:21:48) Creature_Comforts: Damn...DA is covered in flags.
(02:21:49) Lampdrops: I'll never forget the heroic sacrifice of Nebudrapha the Wine Cooler
(02:22:04) Misanthropiclove: Oooh, if someone claims her in the name of Italy then her vag will officially be the Axis of Evil.
(02:22:05) Brumak: No now I have to findmy iPod to get the b52's out of my head
(02:22:05) darkangel76: japanese flags, apparently
(02:22:19) Creature_Comforts: rofl
(02:22:24) Misanthropiclove: Which is a much better name for a vagina than "The Ice Walls" let me tell you.
(02:22:28) Lampdrops: *claims her for antactica*
(02:22:29) darkangel76: lolol
(02:22:35) Lampdrops: Your plan is ruined
(02:22:40) Misanthropiclove: ...I guess the Ice Walls stay.
(02:22:45) Lampdrops: *antarctica
(02:22:49) Misanthropiclove: BUT THIS MEANS PENGUINS.
(02:22:55) Mr_Master: damn it.
(02:22:57) darkangel76: penguins!!!
(02:22:59) Misanthropiclove dives into DA's pants to find penguins
(02:23:01) Creature_Comforts: Damn I've got nothing but Chinese. Sorry.
(02:23:01) Lampdrops: Everybody loves penguins.
(02:23:01) Mr_Master: Vagina penguins.
(02:23:06) Mr_Master: they are so hard to get rid of
(02:23:07) darkangel76: XD
(02:23:07) Lampdrops: I am a genius once again.
(02:23:17) Misanthropiclove: Penguins are a billion times better than crabs.
(02:23:27) Lampdrops: It's like Happy Feet
(02:23:28) Mr_Master gets out the gas
(02:23:33) Lampdrops: except dirty
(02:23:34) Mr_Master: wait
(02:23:42) Mr_Master: tap-dancing vagina penguins?
(02:23:50) Lampdrops: They exist.
(02:24:00) Lampdrops: Go to Thailand.
(02:24:04) Mr_Master also brings the cattle prod
(02:24:04) Creature_Comforts: I hear they also sing. Shhh....listen.
(02:24:26) darkangel76: my sides hurt from lol'ing XD
(02:24:27) Mr_Master listens to the haunting melody of the vagina penguins
(02:24:31) Misanthropiclove teaches them Gwar
(02:24:37) Creature_Comforts: like whales
(02:24:43) darkangel76: owowow... my sides. XD
(02:24:49) Misanthropiclove because I'll be damned if DA has juggalo penguins
(02:24:58) Mr_Master: ...
(02:25:03) Creature_Comforts: teach them cats
(02:25:10) Mr_Master: tap-dancing Juggalo vagina penguins
(02:25:27) Misanthropiclove: Yes MM.
(02:25:29) Misanthropiclove: You know
(02:25:34) Misanthropiclove: Now that we have said this
(02:25:40) Misanthropiclove: It is porn out there somewhere.
(02:25:49) Mr_Master: Rule 34
(02:25:55) Creature_Comforts: oh dear
(02:25:56) Mr_Master: and it's all thanks to DA.
(02:26:00) Misanthropiclove: Gods dammit ICP.
(02:26:01) darkangel76 takes a bow
(02:26:03) Misanthropiclove: YOU RUIN EVERYTHING.
(02:26:03) darkangel76: lol
 
Everyone in chat:

(20:03:12) Guardian: Let me type a sentence from my manual
(20:03:45) Guardian: At the cable provider's head-end, the CMTS provides many of the same functions provided by the DSLAM in a DSL system
(20:03:50) Guardian: I can understand the sentence
(20:03:51) ShiroNezu: xDDDDDD
(20:04:03) 2AM_Club: Head.
(20:04:05) darkangel76: they still have perfected neuronal growth on chips yet. not in vivo anyway. lolol.
(20:04:06) 2AM_Club: Functions.
(20:04:07) Misanthropiclove: ANACRONYMS YAY
(20:04:08) 2AM_Club: Slam.
(20:04:16) Misanthropiclove: Acronyms...
(20:04:16) 2AM_Club: Makes sense to me.
(20:04:17) Guardian: the idiot writer just didnt work with the acronyms before he started writing
(20:04:18) Misanthropiclove: Or...
(20:04:21) Misanthropiclove: Fuck.
(20:04:21) Guardian: DSLAM!
(20:04:23) Misanthropiclove: Brain death.
(20:04:31) Elehina: DSLAM sounds mildly kinky.
(20:04:35) Misanthropiclove: DSLAM sounds like nerd Islam to me.
(20:04:36) Elehina: I'll try that
(20:04:40) 2AM_Club dslam's errybody
(20:04:44) darkangel76: lolol
(20:04:47) Elehina: woot!
(20:04:49) darkangel76: laggy chat is laggy
(20:04:53) ShiroNezu: LOL
(20:05:14) ShiroNezu: DSLAM sounds like a slap you give some who has failed. Epically.
(20:05:15) Guardian: Lol
(20:05:22) Guardian: new word of the day
(20:05:24) Guardian: DSLAM
(20:05:31) darkangel76: ah.... so many uses for DSLAM
(20:05:45) darkangel76: someone add it to urban dictionary!!!
(20:05:46) Shadow_n1n: it's too hard to find nice people to talk to
(20:05:50) Guardian: And the real meaning is lost
(20:05:50) ShiroNezu: I dslammed that ho.
(20:05:53) Shadow_n1n: sigh
(20:05:57) ShiroNezu: new souljah boy song right THERE
(20:05:57) 2AM_Club: NO IT ISN'T
(20:06:00) darkangel76: fuck you chat!!! fuck you and your lagginess!
(20:06:01) 2AM_Club: I'm nice
(20:06:04) 2AM_Club lies
(20:06:23) 2AM_Club talks to Shadow
(20:06:24) Guardian: Lol
(20:06:29) 2AM_Club dslam's Panda
 
(14:49:54) My_Apocalypse_Pony: I had MM cookies and poweraid
(14:50:04) My_Apocalypse_Pony: *M&M
(14:50:29) My_Apocalypse_Pony: mister master cookies would be odd
(14:50:44) Pistol_Kiss: Narwale cookies?
(14:50:51) darkangel76: lolol
(14:50:54) reduction: could just had been narwhale shaped cookies
(14:50:58) darkangel76: can you imagine?
(14:51:05) reduction: i can
(14:51:11) darkangel76: >.>
(14:51:15) darkangel76: so could i
(14:51:17) darkangel76: shhh
(14:51:19) darkangel76: >.<
(14:51:42) My_Apocalypse_Pony: Hmmm i wonder it there are narwhal shaped cookie cutters...
(14:51:55) darkangel76: probably
(14:52:06) reduction: yeah, probably
(14:52:10) darkangel76: or you could just special order them
(14:52:13) darkangel76: custom
 
I was quite pleased with this.

(23:57:52) Ilovegoatse: ARRR I'M A BUTTPIRATE
(23:58:14) Mr_Master: So you are.
(23:58:20) Ilovegoatse: Yes daddy
(23:58:22) Ilovegoatse: love me for it
(23:58:26) Mr_Master: wait, does that mean I'm a ship, now?
(23:58:38) Mr_Master: sailing around in a seagoing butt?
(23:58:46) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: xD
(23:58:50) lost_minority: lol
(23:58:50) Ms_Muffintops: haha
(23:58:56) MarxistPanda: Part of the crew; part of the ship!
(23:59:02) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Makes me think of "I now pronounce you chuck and larry"
(23:59:25) Ilovegoatse: Yes
(23:59:29) Ilovegoatse: Yes it does daddy
(23:59:30) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: "Do you have two jobs? Cause my dad says you're also a butt pirate"
(00:00:00) MarxistPanda: I had a sudden urge to watch Golden Eagles pull goats from cliffs again.
(00:00:00) Ms_Muffintops: where did I hear that?
(00:00:01) Mr_Master: Hee!
(00:00:26) Mr_Master whistles a jaunty sailing tune as he plows through the waves, letting Goaty hoist a flag out of his anus.
(00:00:53) Ms_Muffintops dies
(00:00:53) Ms_Muffintops: you guys are amusing
(00:01:21) MarxistPanda shoves the whole mast up there.
(00:02:15) MarxistPanda: You need more speed!
(00:03:12) Mr_Master: It's a bubble-butt, captain!
(00:03:13) Mr_Master lays on the speed, arrowing in toward the target.

Well, I'm afraid it petered out after that. However, there was a good thing later:

(00:23:02) Mr_Master: Wow, the userlist is getting small.
(00:23:44) Ms_Muffintops: dwindling down one by one
(00:24:16) Mr_Master: there's a murderer among us.
(00:24:36) Ms_Muffintops: dun dun dun
(00:24:43) Mr_Master summons everyone into the Accusing Parlor.
(00:24:48) Ms_Muffintops eyes MM and Panda
(00:25:47) Mr_Master: I have degrees in Criminology AND Criminothapy, so I shall conduct the investigation.
(00:26:18) Ms_Muffintops: I watch Law and Order and NCIS, can I help?
(00:26:38) Mr_Master: Well, I have to make sure you're not the murderer... ess.
(00:26:50) Mr_Master inspects Ms. Muffin for fingerprints.
(00:27:35) Ms_Muffintops: I say it's one of the silent types... Hahvy, maybe Ari! Panda? Goat wouldn't surprise me
(00:27:43) Mr_Master makes it a very thorough investigation.
(00:28:41) Ms_Muffintops: thorough?
(00:29:38) Mr_Master: I have to inspect COMPLETELY. So... lift your hips up a bit, there, so I can get these off...
(00:30:19) Ms_Muffintops: Oh my o:
(00:31:36) BlueMoon: Error: Connection status: 503
(00:32:24) BlueMoon: Error: Connection status: 503
(00:33:11) BlueMoon: Error: Connection status: 503
(00:33:19) Ms_Muffintops: the murderer is BMR!
(00:33:24) Mr_Master: gah
(00:33:32) Mr_Master: IT IS!
(00:33:37) Mr_Master: We must kill it!
(00:33:38) Mr_Master: With sex.
(00:33:46) Mr_Master: Assist me, Ms. M!
(00:34:04) Ms_Muffintops: you sex it, I'll get the camera, for you know, the trial
(00:34:19) Mr_Master: ... Yes, trial. Right.
(00:34:34) Ms_Muffintops sits in a dark corner with a camera
(00:34:51) Mr_Master does the necessary deed.
(00:35:15) Mr_Master does it all sexy-like.
(00:36:32) Ms_Muffintops: yes, yes, that's good
 
(17:48:57) 2AM_Club: Nihil is my mommy.
(17:49:06) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: GASP
(17:49:09) Nihilistic_Impact: Lies!
(17:49:16) 2AM_Club suckles from his motherly teat
(17:49:27) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Scandalous~
(17:49:34) Nihilistic_Impact: I have no son.

wtf do I walk in on?
 
(19:30:05) reduction poofles into magical thingies
(19:30:08) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Oooh. Scandalous~
(19:30:12) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I like the post.
(19:30:26) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: eats the magical thingies.
(19:30:56) TakodaVega: I knowww~
(19:31:00) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I have to do some work and I'll post in a bit.
(19:31:03) TakodaVega: o.o
(19:31:12) TakodaVega eats magical thingies and starts floating.
(19:31:20) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: TAKO IS HIGH
(19:31:27) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: be back laterz.
(19:31:29) TakodaVega: ....
(19:31:37) TakodaVega: EPIC CHAT QUOTE <3
(19:31:40) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: <3


AHHH~ Chat is good to have back <3
 
(20:37:27) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: ZAL. YOU"RE A DICK.
(20:37:29) 2AM_Club: MICHAEL, YOU'RE A MEAN FUCK.
(20:37:32) Zalvek: <3
(20:37:36) 2AM_Club growls
(20:37:39) Zalvek: Yes, I totally am.
(20:37:45) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: high fives Clubbers.
(20:37:56) 2AM_Club low fives
(20:38:03) 2AM_Club: Shit. We should actually call Zal Brody
(20:38:08) 2AM_Club: That's how much of an asshole he is.
 
The truth about me.

(22:44:08) 2AM_Club: Jesus. MM is way popular. Damn.
(22:44:19) Mr_Master: You didn't know I was popular?
(22:44:25) Mr_Master: it's because I love everyone.
(22:44:28) Mr_Master: and eat them.
(22:44:32) Ms_Muffintops: did you not see the pimp hat and cane?
(22:44:51) Mr_Master: cane made of real narwhal horn!
(22:44:56) Mr_Master: my own, of course.
(22:45:35) 2AM_Club: I didn't know the extent.
(22:45:52) Ms_Muffintops: I've been so bored tonight, I should go put away my laundry but that would require getting up
(22:46:14) Mr_Master exerts his mental telepathy (as opposed to his physical telepathy) to do Ms. M's laundry
(22:47:06) Mr_Master: Well, don't worry, Clubby. You're still my daughter. My kinky, very wrong daughter.
(22:47:10) Mr_Master molests
(22:47:20) 2AM_Club: I feel so dirty.
(22:47:28) Ms_Muffintops: why thank you magical narwhal
(22:47:38) 2AM_Club: Like you're just a carousel.
(22:47:41) Mr_Master: that's probably just from being in my colon. Sorry.
(22:47:51) 2AM_Club: And people are constantly hopping on and off.
(22:47:58) 2AM_Club: And I'm one of them!
(22:47:59) Mr_Master: Carousel? Oh, man, I wish.
(22:48:14) 2AM_Club: Shadow was right. I am resistant to sperm.
(22:48:16) 2AM_Club wails
(22:48:32) Mr_Master: well, then you won't be going after my cousin Larry, then.
(22:48:46) Mr_Master: thank God. He's an asshole.
(22:48:47) 2AM_Club: I let him touch my titties.
(22:48:58) Mr_Master: even for a sperm whale, who are as a rule jerks.
(22:49:09) 2AM_Club: BELUGA.
(22:49:11) Mr_Master: that's more glory than he deserves.
(22:49:35) Mr_Master: Belugas are the friendly little clowns of the intelligent cetaceans.
(22:49:50) Mr_Master: which is to say that nobody in the sea really respects them.
(22:51:31) Mr_Master: Blue whales though...
(22:51:40) Mr_Master: Nobody really knows this, but they are soooooo pretentious.
(22:51:49) Mr_Master: They want you to spell it "bleu"
(22:51:57) Mr_Master: like the snobby cheese.
(22:52:29) 2AM_Club: Wow.
(22:52:33) 2AM_Club: Informative.
(22:52:44) 2AM_Club hugs the horn
(22:53:12) Mr_Master: Let's talk about your titties some more!

:D
 
[/align](22:13:58) Mr_Master: My diet is pure sugar and bagels.
(22:14:05) Nyoko: I hear you on that. We kinda have the same weather...
(22:14:05) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Cause I felt like it?
(22:14:06) dramamine213: Nonsense!
(22:14:07) 2AM_Club: And Clubby pussy.
(22:14:07) Mr_Master: and sugarbagels​.
(22:14:08) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I have a post right?
(22:14:12) 2AM_Club: Wow. That was graphic.
(22:14:17) Mr_Master: and clubby pussy.
(22:14:21) 2AM_Club blushes
(22:14:23) Mr_Master: which I call sugarbagels
(22:14:30) 2AM_Club: o_O
(22:14:32) 2AM_Club: That's hot.
(22:14:35) Mr_Master: I never told you that?
(22:14:38) MarxistPanda: That's the best answer for that question ever! <3
(22:14:41) Mr_Master: my little sugarbagel?
(22:14:43) 2AM_Club: Nuhuh
(22:14:44) MarxistPanda: And not yet. Soon.
(22:14:50) MarxistPanda: I got hungry T_T
(22:14:51) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: yesss.
(22:14:56) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Eat food, then.
(22:14:56) 2AM_Club: Eat a sugerbagel!
(22:14:56) Neurok_Shinobi: So, who's going to epic quote that?
(22:15:00) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Like bagels.
(22:15:03) Mr_Master: indeed!
(22:15:07) 2AM_Club: Goddamn. Sugarbagel.
(22:15:10) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: quote what?
(22:15:11) 2AM_Club: Fewsh.
(22:15:16) Kurtis_the_Wolf: For masturbatio​n, you probably burn less than ten calories
(22:15:28) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Kurtis, Worf. No one is listening.
(22:15:29) 2AM_Club: How long is that, Worf?
 
(02:05:12) Lady_Nightshade: ugh.. I ambofred
(02:05:21) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: you wut
(02:05:29) Lady_Nightshade: bored
(02:05:30) Lady_Nightshade: sorry
 
(00:32:52) Broomhandle45: SORRY I CAN'T BE HERE EVERY TIME
(00:33:00) 2AM_Club: Night, GG.
(00:33:02) GuyverGuy: YOU BETTER BE
(00:33:05) Broomhandle45: Night
(00:33:13) Broomhandle45: GO TO BED SISSY MCWUSSPANTS
(00:33:15) GuyverGuy: Laterz.
(00:33:24) 2AM_Club fondles Panda even though he's busy
(00:33:25) GuyverGuy: I'LL EAT YOUR BROOMY SOUL
(00:33:35) Broomhandle45: GO AHEAD, YOU'LL GET SOUL SPLINTERS
(00:33:36) GuyverGuy: LIKE SO MUCH...BROOM
(00:33:41) GuyverGuy: I DON'T MIND
(00:33:46) Broomhandle45: WALK AWAY MAN, WALK AWAY
(00:33:47) GuyverGuy: I'M A MAN, I CAN TAKE IT
(00:33:57) 2AM_Club: lul @ this.
(00:34:00) GuyverGuy: YOUR SPLINTERS ARE LIKE BABY SPLINTERS TO MY MAN SOUL
(00:34:02) Broomhandle45: Go to bed, pussy.
(00:34:09) Broomhandle45: I SAID GO TO BED, PUSSY
(00:34:39) 2AM_Club wants to Epic Chat quote that ish
(00:35:16) GuyverGuy: I SAID SUCK MY MASSIVE, UNIVERSE SHATTERING SUPER COCK
(00:35:20) GuyverGuy: BUT YOUR A BROOM
(00:35:28) GuyverGuy: SO YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT A COCK
(00:35:44) Broomhandle45: THIS BROOM IS ABOUT TO PUT FIFTEEN INCHES UP YOUR BLACK ASS IF YOU DON'T GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BRISTLES, YO
(00:36:05) Broomhandle45: If you wanna throw down, let's throw down.
(00:36:25) GuyverGuy: I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY BEFORE I PUT 100,000,000,000,000 KM OF BLACK COCK UP YOUR BRISTLES BITCH
(00:36:31) 2AM_Club is so turned on
(00:36:57) Broomhandle45: KILOMETERS!? FUCKING KILOMETERS!?
(00:37:10) GuyverGuy: FUCK RIGHT KM's
(00:37:12) GuyverGuy: METRIC BITCH
(00:37:16) GuyverGuy: SUCK IT HARD
(00:37:27) Broomhandle45: FUCK YOU AND YOUR METRIC SYSTEM
(00:37:53) GuyverGuy: FUCK YOU AND YOUR MADE IN CHINA SHOTTY WORKMANSHIP
(00:38:22) Broomhandle45: I AM MADE IN AMERICA, YOU DIME STORE MANBITCH. FROM THE SWEET WOODLANDS OF VIRGINA FROM WHICH MY VERY SPIRIT WAS RAISED
(00:38:45) Broomhandle45: I clean with pride, for this is AMERICA god dammit.
(00:39:21) Broomhandle45: Go to bed. YOU DISGUST ME
(00:39:24) GuyverGuy: LIES MOTHER FUCKER, YOU WERE MADE IN A SWEAT SHOP BY LITTLE GOOSE DUCK JENKINS FROM THE REFUSE OF AN OLD ROCKING CHAIR OWNED BY GRANDAMA DUCK SAUCE
(00:39:42) Broomhandle45: HEY
(00:39:49) Broomhandle45: She was the sweetest woman you will ever meet.
(00:40:06) Broomhandle45: AT LEAST I HAD A GRANDMA, YOU UNLOVED ORPHAN
(00:40:07) GuyverGuy: ONLY BECAUSE SHE TASTED LIKE A FORTUNE COOKIE
(00:40:14) GuyverGuy: LIES
(00:40:19) Broomhandle45: You ate her!?
(00:40:23) Broomhandle45: YOU SON OF A BITCH
(00:40:28) GuyverGuy: YOUR MOTHER LOVED ME, THAT IS TO SAY THE ROCKING CHAIR
(00:40:43) Broomhandle45: Don't you talk about my mother that way!
(00:40:59) GuyverGuy: THAT BITCH WAS TASTY TOO
(00:41:05) GuyverGuy: MMM GRANDMA DUCK SAUCE
(00:41:30) GuyverGuy: I'll talk about how I please! She was a dirty whore and she smelled like gooseberries.
(00:41:41) Broomhandle45: SHE MADE GOOSEBERRY WINE
(00:41:48) Broomhandle45: What the problem is, man?
(00:42:35) GuyverGuy: SHE WOULD STILL LET ANY MAN WITH A WHATEVER CHINESE USE FOR PENNIES SIT AND ROCK
(00:42:57) Broomhandle45: I think they use those weird coins with the squares int hem
(00:42:59) Broomhandle45: Or they used to.
(00:43:15) GuyverGuy: She used to let anyone with a square hole coin sit and rock mang!
(00:43:19) GuyverGuy: Such a whore!
(00:43:44) Broomhandle45: SO!? She had a heart of gold!
(00:43:59) GuyverGuy: HEART OF AIDS YOU MEAN
(00:44:19) GuyverGuy: BITCH HAD MORE STDS THEN WOOD IN HER
(00:44:33) Broomhandle45: Why do you think I can talk?
(00:45:05) GuyverGuy: You're enchanted by AIDS?
(00:45:45) Broomhandle45: There's alot of bacteria in STDs you know. I'm a combination of herpes, gonorrhea and the bird flu.
(00:46:02) Broomhandle45: The last one was sort of an accident, but I guess the guy sneezed on her when they were doing something dirty, I don't know.
(00:46:20) GuyverGuy leaves on that note
(00:46:32) Broomhandle45: YEAH, YOU BETTER LEAVE
 
I knew I missed something. That was truly epic. I think last night I caught the tail end of that and was like "oooookay." HOW DID I MISS THIS AWESOME?!
 
(14:48:20) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Stryker.
(14:48:22) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I'm a chick.
(14:48:30) Stryker: O_O
(14:48:30) Zennarion: x3
(14:48:32) Stryker: >.>
(14:48:35) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: <3
(14:48:36) Sigurd: XD
(14:48:37) Stryker: <,<
(14:48:37) H_a_r_r_i_e_t: faaaaail.
(14:48:40) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: LAWLZ
(14:48:43) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Bahaha.
(14:48:49) Stryker: Newbness ftw?
(14:48:52) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- wins again.
 
Like so many, mine deals heavily with Misan.

(23:05:22) Misanthropiclove: Guy on guy is the only action that is hot.
(23:05:27) Stryker: Lol
(23:05:29) Mr_Master: Because it's MISAN
(23:05:33) 2AM_Club: Humiliated on tv, etc.
(23:05:38) Misanthropiclove: No, because that is truth.
(23:05:42) Stryker: I thought guy on girl action was
(23:05:50) Misanthropiclove: Pfffft
(23:05:52) 2AM_Club: Misan is the truth
(23:05:53) Misanthropiclove: That is so lame.
(23:05:54) Stryker: I also though girl on horse action was too
(23:05:54) Mr_Master: My answer was to his "why"
(23:05:55) Stryker: >.>
(23:06:01) Mr_Master: Misan is the way
(23:06:07) Misanthropiclove: "Oh luuk hahaha dis penis goes Vagina" NO.
(23:06:07) TakodaVega: <______________________________<
(23:06:17) Mr_Master: Geez, guy on girl is so 2008
(23:06:22) Stryker: O_O
(23:06:23) Mr_Master: Girl on guy is 2009
(23:06:24) TakodaVega stays teh helll away from Stryker and strokes MM's horn.
(23:06:29) Mr_Master: but it's the later half of 2010.
(23:06:30) 2AM_Club: More like 1841
(23:06:39) 2AM_Club: Girl on narwhal!
(23:06:48) Stryker: So whats "In" nowadayz?
(23:06:52) O_C_T_O_x_p_o_d: I'd tap narwal
(23:06:58) TakodaVega: What clubby said~
(23:07:04) 2AM_Club: Get in line, sister
(23:07:06) Misanthropiclove: It is "Salvador...I need you. Hold me in your muscular arms," Esteban said as he was doused in the rain. Salvador, his long hair blowing in the wind stood on the porch and smiled, "My love, come to me and I shall make the world quake with the echoes of our lovemaking!"
(23:07:06) 2AM_Club snarls
(23:07:11) Mr_Master: girl on narwhal action! Ooh, girl-narwhal-girl scenes!
(23:07:17) 2AM_Club: lol Misan
(23:07:18) Mr_Master: I could go for that.
(23:07:23) Stryker: ...
(23:07:24) Misanthropiclove: Girl on Narwhal is hot.
(23:07:32) Misanthropiclove: I mean, even I get off on girl on narwhal.
(23:07:32) Stryker: I feel so outta the loo[
(23:07:33) Stryker: <,<
(23:07:37) Stryker: *loop
(23:07:44) Misanthropiclove: Of course I tend to focus on the Narwhal but still.
(23:08:04) TakodaVega offers Cookies~?
(23:08:09) 2AM_Club: Everyone does
(23:08:10) Misanthropiclove: Oh, by the way MM, you looked EXCELLENT in "Narmen and Mermaids."
(23:08:16) Mr_Master has a lot to focus on.
(23:08:19) Stryker takes a cookie
(23:08:25) Stryker eats cookie
(23:08:27) Mr_Master: Thanks! I thought it was mediocre work, but it's been very popular.
(23:08:45) Misanthropiclove: I think it is because it is really accessable.
(23:08:54) Mr_Master: I can see that.
(23:09:11) Stryker: Indeed
(23:09:15) Misanthropiclove: I mean, I could totally empathize with your lonliness when your mating song wasn't responded to and then the happiness you expressed when you saw that diver woman.
(23:09:24) 2AM_Club: I cried.
(23:09:43) Mr_Master: I put a lot into that. It was studio work, but the lip-synching was good.
(23:09:48) Mr_Master: and she was great to work with.
(23:09:52) 2AM_Club: It made a great lubricate as well.
(23:10:07) 2AM_Club goes to rewatch
(23:10:09) Misanthropiclove: I even bought the vibrating Narwhal shower toy.
(23:10:12) Mr_Master: ah, tears: a real woman's lubricant.
(23:10:28) Mr_Master: that's right! It's a good seller. "Hard where you need it"
(23:10:34) 2AM_Club: Everytime I called they were sold out!
(23:10:53) Misanthropiclove: Well, Club, that's why you suck off the cashier for one.
(23:11:12) 2AM_Club: How do you think I got the video in the first place?
(23:11:28) Misanthropiclove: Oh snap.
(23:11:52) 2AM_Club faps
(23:12:26) Misanthropiclove: BM needs to have it's own run of Narporn.
(23:12:41) Broomhandle45: ..Narporn?
(23:12:47) TakodaVega: hahhha >3
(23:12:57) TakodaVega: Speaking of which
(23:13:11) Ms_Muffintops stomps in like Godzilla.
(23:13:15) TakodaVega: apprently Gagey wants me to write porn since my talk earlier xD
(23:13:24) Misanthropiclove: No.
(23:13:27) Misanthropiclove: Don't.
(23:13:54) Broomhandle45: Ohhh no..there goes Tokyo-o-o-o GODZILLA
(23:14:24) Ms_Muffintops makes a Godzilla screech
(23:14:33) TakodaVega: D;
(23:14:34) TakodaVega: butbut
(23:14:39) TakodaVega: I sitll haven't had Rp smexings yet
(23:14:54) Mr_Master: I like the Groovie Ghoulies' Godzilla song.
(23:15:06) 2AM_Club grooves MM
(23:15:13) Mr_Master: "You're big, you're strong, and you're 200 feet long"
(23:15:23) Kayito-san: BEW BEW
(23:15:34) Mr_Master: "You're mean, you're green, not gray, I've seen"
(23:15:38) 2AM_Club: Your balls better, Kayito?
(23:15:46) Misanthropiclove: They better be.
(23:15:56) 2AM_Club: Group grope!
(23:16:10) Mr_Master: "Hats off to you, you're a punk and you do what you wanna do, and I wrote this song for you: Godzilla!"
(23:16:11) Kayito-san: they've been encased in a steel protector thing
(23:16:15) Ms_Muffintops destroys the chat because she's frustrated.
(23:16:27) Kayito-san: aww poor muffinnnn
(23:16:28) TakodaVega makes her UNfrustrated~
(23:16:29) 2AM_Club: That's no way to act, Muffin!
(23:16:35) Misanthropiclove uses super Japanese technology on Muffins
(23:16:42) 2AM_Club takes the protector off
(23:16:43) Kayito-san: Hitachi lololol
(23:16:45) 2AM_Club fondles
(23:16:45) Kayito-san: NO
(23:16:51) Kayito-san: sob sob I forgot to lock it
(23:16:56) Kayito-san: fine, go ahead
(23:16:56) Broomhandle45: What's gotcha so frustrated, Muffin?
(23:17:00) 2AM_Club: Shh shhh baby
(23:17:04) 2AM_Club strokes
(23:17:08) Ms_Muffintops destroy BMR tower
(23:17:08) Misanthropiclove fondles Kayito too
(23:17:11) Kayito-san begins to enjoy it
(23:17:13) Ms_Muffintops: I can't say >=o
(23:17:19) Kayito-san: tee hee it tickles a bit
(23:17:29) 2AM_Club: That's Misan's finger up your butt. not mine.
(23:17:37) 2AM_Club: Just to let you know.
(23:17:40) Kayito-san: so that's what that was
(23:17:43) Kayito-san: :(
(23:17:44) Ms_Muffintops: at least here, and I don't wanna bug people with my drama llama xP Just know, I'm frustrated
(23:17:48) Stryker: WHOOP WHOOP?
(23:17:53) Kayito-san: well keep it up, it's the only chance you'll get.
(23:17:58) 2AM_Club: But it felt good, huh?
(23:17:58) Mr_Master: I'm frustrated too!
(23:18:06) 2AM_Club rubs the taint
(23:18:07) Mr_Master gets on the loudspeaker
(23:18:12) 2AM_Club: THE TAINT
(23:18:18) Kayito-san: hussssp
(23:18:21) Kayito-san: ohgod
(23:18:28) Stryker: O_
(23:18:30) Stryker: O
(23:18:31) Stryker: >.>
(23:18:34) Mr_Master: "MS MUFFINTOPSZILLA IS IN SECTOR FOUR! EVACUATE SECTORS THREE AND FIVE"
(23:18:46) Ms_Muffintops eats MM
(23:18:53) Kayito-san: are we in sectors three or five, Club?
(23:19:01) 2AM_Club: Shit. I don't know.
(23:19:06) 2AM_Club: Or four!
(23:19:07) Mr_Master screams the Wilhelm scream as he dies
(23:19:09) Ms_Muffintops: yum, sushi ;p
 
(21:10:27) MilkyCow: Bleh.. my little brother drinks his koolaid without sugar
(21:10:34) Misanthropiclove: O_O
(21:10:37) Misanthropiclove: Oh...oh gods.
(21:10:40) Broomhandle45: ...
(21:10:40) Misanthropiclove: That's...TH​AT'S
(21:10:46) Broomhandle45: So he drinks grape water
(21:10:46) Misanthropiclove: Weird. Nothing more I guess.
(21:10:51) MilkyCow: It's just sick.. thats what it is.
(21:10:54) Dameon: I drink my Misan straight up.
(21:10:57) Shadow_n1n ponders about keeping the glory for himself, than hands it to broomy
(21:11:00) Dameon: In a dirty glass.
(21:11:10) Misanthropiclove: I'm a drink now?
(21:11:18) Misanthropiclove: What would a "Misan" be...
(21:11:21) Dameon: You're a tall glass of sexy, and you know it.
(21:11:26) Misanthropiclove blush
(21:11:34) Misanthropiclove: Oh...I...uh​hh....
(21:11:41) Dameon: A Misan is kind of like a fuzzy navel, except there's a roofie in it.
(21:11:45) Misanthropiclove unused to compliments​, gets the vapors, sits and fans
(21:11:49) Misanthropiclove: ...
(21:11:56) Misanthropiclove: I am epic quoting this.

I feel complimented and jealous I didn't think of this first.
 
(04:13:38) TheyDontKnowIBurn: Guys. Whaddya think it takes to propose marriage to the chat box? I love it and I want to make it my wife. Are there any papers I need to sign?
(04:13:52) Misanthropiclove: Burn, I don't know.
(04:14:02) Misanthropiclove: But the chatbox and I have something we need to tell you.
(04:14:07) Misanthropiclove: We're your parents.
(04:14:08) TheyDontKnowIBurn: Yes?
(04:14:12) dramamine213: :O
(04:14:17) dramamine213: DUN DUN DUN!!
(04:14:18) MilkyCow gasps
(04:14:23) Misanthropiclove: I was drunk.
(04:14:30) TheyDontKnowIBurn: FUCKSTICKS! *drops to knees* WHYYYYYYYYY?!?
(04:14:31) Misanthropiclove: Chatbox was a man.
(04:14:41) Misanthropiclove: Then turned into a woman when I orgasmed.
(04:14:49) Misanthropiclove: I...I've been meaning to tell you.
(04:14:58) Misanthropiclove: Except this is the first time I have met you.
(04:15:00) dramamine213: Whoa... talk about a magical moment...
(04:15:02) Misanthropiclove: And I can tell...
(04:15:06) TheyDontKnowIBurn: *sits on Misan's lap* Daddy, can I have a pony?
(04:15:20) Misanthropiclove: You have Chatbox's typewriting.
(04:15:25) dramamine213: Only if you have sex with it for money...
(04:15:26) Misanthropiclove: Burn, I don't like children.
(04:15:36) Misanthropiclove: Especially my own.
(04:15:40) Misanthropiclove: But yes.
(04:15:44) Misanthropiclove: You can have a pony.
(04:15:47) Misanthropiclove cooks her one.
(04:15:52) dramamine213: XD
 
(08:45:40) Nihilistic_Impact: I intend to include them in my setting. Suppose I could even include them in City of Carathis is someone was interested in it.
(08:46:47) Russian_Vodka: maybe
(08:47:14) Nihilistic_Impact dances in bathrobe, tentacles flailing
(08:47:31) Russian_Vodka looks away
(08:48:03) reduction takes pictures
(08:48:15) Nihilistic_Impact charges Redu
(08:48:19) reduction: !!!
(08:48:37) reduction dodges the charges and runs like hell
(08:48:39) Russian_Vodka: xD
(08:48:53) Russian_Vodka sticks out foot, causing red to trip
(08:48:56) Nihilistic_Impact slaps Redu with litigation
(08:49:17) reduction haves no idea what that is, but sure isn't nice, and then falls to the gorund
(08:49:19) reduction: ground*
 
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