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(22:32:53) Battleship44: -dances his way into chat-
(22:33:18) Battleship44: -explodes upon contact with Zal-
(22:33:29) Kravin5150 slids in
(22:33:36) Misanthropiclove: O_O
(22:33:47) Misanthropiclove recombines Zal and Battle into a new person
(22:34:08) Kravin5150: battle-zal!
(22:34:19) Misanthropiclove: Battlevek?
(22:34:25) Misanthropiclove: Zalship44?
(22:34:29) Zalvek: O_O;
(22:34:35) Zalvek wiggles his toes.
(22:34:48) Battleship44: o.o'...
(22:34:54) Battleship44: Battlevek?
(22:35:28) Battleship44: Zalship >>>
(22:35:35) Battleship44: I like Zalship better.
(22:35:35) Zalvek: >>;
(22:35:46) Misanthropiclove: Okay.
(22:35:50) Misanthropiclove mans the Zalship
(22:35:52) Neurok_Shinobi tried contacting others for a chance.
(22:36:15) Neurok_Shinobi: For a change-.
(22:36:26) Raziel99: i almost got my father to go to the pre-release with me o.o
(22:36:34) Zalvek: Wait, so who's which? D:
(22:37:03) Misanthropiclove shrugs
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(22:37:18) Battleship44: I think, your the base. So Misan would be riding ontop of you, and ofcorse, I'm the cannon
(22:37:23) Battleship44: Being a Battleship and all
(22:37:41) Battleship44: I can picture it, somewhat.
(22:37:43) Misanthropiclove: Yes.
(22:37:45) Zalvek: I guess that makes sense, yeah. o-o;
(22:37:49) Misanthropiclove stuffs things into the cannon
(22:37:58) Battleship44 is now loaded.
(22:38:44) Zalvek: O_O
(22:39:00) Misanthropiclove fires
(22:39:10) Raziel99 starts a bonfire
(22:39:30) Battleship44 makes loading noises, then FIRES AN EXPLODING SHEEP AT RAZ'S BONFIRE!
(22:39:53) Neurok_Shinobi blinks.
(22:39:57) Raziel99 watches his bonfire blow up as I'm pulling out marshmallow​s and roasting forks
(22:41:21) Misanthropiclove arms more sheeps
(22:41:36) Zalvek boats around for a better firing angle.
(22:41:36) Raziel99 starts another bonfire
(22:41:40) Battleship44 loads a stack of sheep into the cannon.
(22:42:04) Misanthropiclove fires
(22:42:36) Battleship44 hits Raz's new bonfire with a BARRAGE OF EXPLODING MECHANICAL SHEEP!
(22:43:22) Misanthropiclove paints the flag to have a sheep on it
(22:43:22) Raziel99 growls, and moves the pitchforks into a trebuche, puts marshmallow​s on it, then superroasts them with a FLAMETHROWE​R before launching the giant globule at Battlevek
(22:43:46) Battleship44: Zal! Steer out of the way!
(22:44:05) Raziel99 shoots the marshmallow straight into the cannon
(22:44:16) Zalvek boats away from the fire. D:
(22:44:24) Misanthropiclove starts maneueverin​g the boat
(22:44:32) Misanthropiclove: MAN THE HARPOONS!
(22:44:38) Misanthropiclove summons crew of loyal sheep
(22:44:58) Raziel99 grabs a bunch of forks and wields 5 of them at a time
(22:45:00) Battleship44 becomes loaded with exploding harpoons "FIRE AT WILL!"
(22:45:16) Raziel99 laughs because the gun's jammed
(22:45:24) Misanthropiclove fires at Raz instead of will
(22:45:46) Zalvek: O_O
(22:46:27) Battleship44 experiences Technical difficultie​s "I'm jammed! Dont make me explode myself damnit!"
(22:46:47) Zalvek flails at Misan. "Quick! Don't let the gun explod! D:"
(22:46:59) Raziel99 drops 4 forks and javelins one of them at a exploding sheep
(22:47:10) Misanthropiclove jumps into action and de-jams gun, eating marshmallow​s as fast as he can
(22:47:24) Neurok_Shinobi presses Battleship'​s fire button.
(22:47:33) Misanthropiclove has sheep shield take the blow!
(22:47:41) Raziel99 watches as the one sheep sends off a chain reaction all over the boat
(22:47:56) Battleship44 screams "WHO PRESSED THE BUTTON!" Fires both an exploding sheep and an exploding Misan at Raz
(22:48:03) Zalvek: @_@
(22:48:09) Battleship44: MAN DOWN!
(22:48:11) Battleship44: MAN DOWN!
(22:48:22) Misanthropiclove screeches and lands on Raz
(22:48:22) Raziel99 stands all samurai-lik​e with two skewers
(22:48:26) Misanthropiclove: Ummm...hey.
(22:48:31) Zalvek: WE NEED TO GO GET THAT MAN BACK! D:
(22:48:34) Raziel99 slices through Misan and stays standing
(22:48:44) Pistol_Kiss: I have a confession
(22:48:46) Pistol_Kiss: to make
(22:48:51) Battleship44: "SAMURAAAAA​I CUT!"
(22:48:58) Pistol_Kiss: I am an alien
(22:49:03) Pistol_Kiss: sent to kill you all
(22:49:08) Pistol_Kiss: I am sorry
(22:49:09) Raziel99 turns to Misan's upper half
(22:49:13) Misanthropiclove: That's fine.
(22:49:22) Pistol_Kiss: Also I have a penis
(22:49:23) Battleship44: That would have been shocking news, if there wasnt a Battlevek destroying people atm.
(22:49:27) Raziel99: Hello. I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my campfire. Prepare to die
(22:49:28) Zalvek: That's okay, I'm a boat. o3o
(22:49:41) Misanthropiclove sprouts spider legs and abdomen and rushes back to boat
(22:49:48) Pistol_Kiss thrusts her penis into misans ear
(22:50:02) Misanthropiclove uses PK as ammo and fires her at Raz
(22:50:10) Pistol_Kiss: Weeeeee
(22:50:12) Misanthropiclove keeps the penis though
(22:50:17) Pistol_Kiss: D:
(22:50:21) Raziel99 sneaks on the BattleVek all Sam-Fischer lie
(22:50:29) Pistol_Kiss: at first I was all :D
(22:50:32) Pistol_Kiss: then I D:ed
(22:50:41) Raziel99: like* damn k key
(22:50:51) Battleship44: Vek! we have a new captain!
(22:50:53) Zalvek wiggles as Raz gets on him. O_O;
(22:51:04) Battleship44: -points at Raz- look!
(22:51:44) Misanthropiclove: O_O
(22:51:50) Misanthropiclove: TO ARMS MY MINIONS!
(22:52:00) Misanthropiclove tosses the harlot Neurok at Raz
(22:52:29) Battleship44: *Notes that Raz has Battlevek under his command*
(22:52:46) Zalvek flails.
(22:52:47) Misanthropiclove: ...
(22:52:49) Zalvek: I dun like this. D:
(22:52:49) Misanthropiclove: Oh.
(22:52:50) Raziel99 sneas into the boiler room, plants a hell of a lot of C4, then gets off the boat
(22:52:52) Misanthropiclove: Shit.
(22:53:05) Raziel99 presses the big red button
(22:53:06) Misanthropiclove shrugs and abandons to the Zalship
(22:53:08) Battleship44: OH NOES! MISAN! SAVE THE BATTLEVEK!
(22:53:10) Raziel99: :3
(22:53:16) Zalvek: WHAT THE-
(22:53:22) iKitten: o_O
(22:53:22) Zalvek explodes.
(22:53:24) Misanthropiclove sets the Battlevek to fall on Raz
(22:53:41) Raziel99: nothing but a mini-boss
(22:53:47) Battleship44 some shit happens, and ends up falling on Raz, squishing him.
(22:53:56) Misanthropiclove: The end.
 
(23:59:55) Raziel99 uses necromancy to revive Zal... as a Megazord
(00:00:14) Pistol_Kiss rocks him like a hurricane
(00:00:19) Misanthropiclove: Dearly Beloved, Zal died and is thus unable to say no to our lusts. Let's start.
(00:00:33) Zalvek: >_<
(00:00:35) Zalvek: . . .
(00:00:49) Zalvek has always dreamed of being a Megazord and proceeds to STEP ON EVERYTHING.
(00:01:06) Pistol_Kiss is in the cockpit
(00:01:12) Pistol_Kiss controls Zal
(00:01:16) Raziel99: You're Hahvy's megazord, Reptar. You have a little plug that she puts into her vag to control you
(00:01:18) Misanthropiclove is in the asspit
(00:01:19) Pistol_Kiss makes him bend over
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(00:01:46) Pistol_Kiss: C: cockpit teehee
(00:01:47) Zalvek: D: That's not as cool.
(00:02:07) Pistol_Kiss makes him fist himself
(00:02:22) Misanthropiclove dies in the asspit
(00:02:30) Zalvek: It's impossible for Megazords to fist themselves! The costumes don't let the arms move that far. D:
(00:02:54) Pistol_Kiss: Your hand can come off right?
(00:03:01) Pistol_Kiss: and has a jetpack right?
(00:03:01) Misanthropiclove: Yep
(00:03:05) Pistol_Kiss: It can happen
(00:03:14) Zalvek: >_<
(00:03:23) Zalvek: It's not hand with a jetpack, it's ROCKET PUNCH!
(00:03:45) Pistol_Kiss: okay
(00:03:57) Misanthropiclove: Rocket fist.
(00:04:00) Misanthropiclove: -ing
(00:04:04) Pistol_Kiss ROCKET PUNCHES Zal in is own anus
(00:04:07) Zalvek: Nuuu. D:
(00:04:12) Zalvek: It doesn't work that way. @_@
(00:04:17) Pistol_Kiss: Yes it does
(00:04:20) Pistol_Kiss: two agenst one
(00:04:23) Pistol_Kiss: the pervs win
(00:04:42) Misanthropiclove: I am Japanese.
(00:04:46) Misanthropiclove: We invented sentai.
(00:04:50) Misanthropiclove: I am the ref here.
(00:04:55) Misanthropiclove: Zal can fist himself.
(00:05:15) Zalvek: Not in the robot costume though! Those arms are two bulky! ><
(00:05:28) Pistol_Kiss: your hand comes off and flys around you
(00:05:33) Misanthropiclove: Yes
(00:05:39) iKitten: Can I watch the self fisting? \
(00:06:00) Misanthropiclove: I am filming it.
 
(00:39:29) As_Day_Fades appears.
(00:39:37) Mr_Master marries everyone in chat who he is not already chat-married to.
(00:39:49) As_Day_Fades: !

Epic fail.
 
(14:19:16) Skybluepinky: You're so needy! xD
(14:19:42) Zennarion: x3
(14:19:45) Zennarion: I knows! 83
(14:20:35) Skybluepinky: Whyyy?
(14:22:52) Skybluepinky poofs
(14:23:13) Zennarion: o.o
(14:35:18) Zennarion: <w<
(14:45:02) Zennarion: o.o
(14:46:20) Mr_Master: o.o
(14:47:14) Zennarion: =3
(14:47:23) Mr_Master: D:
(14:47:30) Zennarion: o.o
(14:47:36) Mr_Master: >.>
(14:47:43) Zennarion: o_O
(14:47:50) Mr_Master: <.<
(14:48:22) Zennarion: =3
(14:48:36) Mr_Master: >8[

Apparently, I'm a Mr. Crankypants today.
 
(16:00:17) Misanthropiclove: Zalvek! CHAT NEEDS YOU!
(16:00:23) Misanthropiclove tosses him a Kamen Rider device
(16:00:25) AkumaTsuki: AND YOUR PANTS
(16:00:34) AkumaTsuki steals them
(16:00:35) Zalvek: O_O \ o /
(16:00:38) Mr_Master: Hiya, Zal!
(16:00:49) Zalvek: Wait... Can I henshin without pants? o_O
(16:00:49) Misanthropiclove: Quick, transform!
(16:00:56) Mr_Master: yes.
(16:00:58) Mr_Master: yes you can
(16:01:00) Misanthropiclove: ...Just henshin dammit.
(16:01:00) AkumaTsuki: GO PANTLESS RIDER GO!
(16:01:01) Mr_Master gets out the camera
(16:01:29) Zalvek henshins. (>-3-)>
(16:01:35) Misanthropiclove: Good.
(16:01:42) AkumaTsuki: Geeze Master what is with you and wlays wanting to see dongs duing Henshins
(16:01:42) Misanthropiclove sheds skin and becomes a tentacle monster
(16:01:53) Zalvek: D:
(16:01:55) Zalvek kicks Misan.
(16:02:00) Misanthropiclove wraps tentacles all over Henshin!Zalvek
(16:02:02) Mr_Master: Don't you judge me!
(16:02:04) AkumaTsuki swoons at the sight of the tentacly goodness
(16:02:09) Zalvek: O_O
(16:02:13) Zalvek wiggles and flails.
(16:02:25) Misanthropiclove slowly probes the tight Henshin!Zal-ass
(16:02:31) AkumaTsuki: Yeah flails baby flail
(16:02:37) AkumaTsuki touches herself
(16:02:37) Mr_Master: ...
(16:02:43) Misanthropiclove has mad Japanese porno-style tentacle sex with Kamen Rider Blue Moon
(16:02:45) Zalvek: O_O
(16:02:57) Zalvek: Kamen Rider Blue Moon... Hm, that IS a good name... >.>
(16:03:05) Misanthropiclove with tentacle-bukkake finish of course
(16:03:08) Mr_Master: This is why we can't have nice things.
(16:03:13) AkumaTsuki: YAY!
(16:03:15) Mr_Master: Because Misan will tentacle-fuck them
(16:03:20) Misanthropiclove which is stopped by the helmet of course
(16:03:26) AkumaTsuki: Or your fat ass breaks them
(16:03:27) Zalvek: SOMEONE DRAW THIS NOW. D=
(16:03:36) Misanthropiclove sets Zalvek down, cleans him up, gives him a smooch
(16:03:42) Misanthropiclove: Same time next week?
(16:03:42) Zalvek: I can't see through my helmet now. v.v
(16:03:46) Mr_Master: To be fair, Padan also breaks things.
(16:04:09) Zalvek: Yeah yeah, next week Sunday's at 8AM... >.>
 
(21:17:26) Vanity_Evolved: 'So... Edward Cullen just randomly decides to get every vampire in the world hating him for... the sole purpose of... joining a shitty rock band?'
(21:17:26) reduction: hah! knows how the helmet shall look like~
(21:17:31) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: They skipped the book The Vampie Letast
(21:17:36) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Vampie*
(21:17:39) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Lestat*
(21:18:00) Vanity_Evolved: And the effects were so silly xD Like, it was just people jumping around in white face, with Photoshop blur effects added.
(21:18:03) reduction: vam pie~
(21:18:13) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Yes, vampie.
(21:18:14) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: xD
(21:18:18) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- nips Redu.
(21:18:22) Vanity_Evolved: Mmm. Vampie.
 
(18:11:57) Misanthropiclove: Blue Moon stands for: BOYS LOVE UNEXPEXTED EROTIC MOLESTATION​S ON ORDINARY NIGHTS
(18:12:11) Zalvek: That's actually pretty right. o-o;
(18:12:43) Misanthropiclove: Everyone knows this.
(18:12:45) Misanthropiclove: EVERYONE.
 
(18:43:04) My_Apocalypse_Pony: DA we should fight crime...and Havy can be our side kick
(18:43:07) darkangel76: but my gut tells me it's b/c of the prego factor
(18:43:12) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Why would I be the side kick?
(18:43:14) darkangel76: lolol
(18:43:15) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I'd be the villain.
(18:43:23) My_Apocalypse_Pony: OKAY
(18:43:28) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: >8U
(18:43:30) My_Apocalypse_Pony: I want meat vision
(18:43:31) darkangel76 giggles like mad
(18:43:45) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- can see through people's clothes.
(18:44:02) My_Apocalypse_Pony: bet super villan power ever
(18:44:10) darkangel76: indeed!!!
(18:44:16) My_Apocalypse_Pony: well maybe, some people are just better with clothes on
(18:44:24) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: True...
(18:44:28) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: so it's a curse and a blessing
(18:44:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- CACKLES.
(18:44:46) darkangel76: a true super power then
(18:44:59) My_Apocalypse_Pony: Does havy get a side kick...
(18:45:02) darkangel76: flaws are what give the villain (or hero) depth. even in their abilities. lol
(18:45:12) My_Apocalypse_Pony: DA and i will have our sidekick soon
(18:45:52) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: My sidekick is Reptar.
(18:45:53) darkangel76: heeee! indeed
(18:45:57) darkangel76: XD
(18:46:11) Trouble: Man. Do you think x-ray vision involves actual x-rays? Because that stuff can cause cancer. I can just see the newspapers now: "All sexy body parts get cancer at the same time!"
(18:46:18) My_Apocalypse_Pony: Meat vision would be a very bad super power if it where by its self
(18:46:21) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Awesome.
(18:46:27) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Then I can be a true villain!
(18:46:33) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- gives people cancer by staring too long.
(18:46:33) darkangel76: lol
(18:46:40) Trouble: The power of ogling.
(18:46:47) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: OGLE CANCER
(18:47:01) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: "I was ogled too harshly."
(18:47:04) darkangel76: interesting that this latest person contacted me via someone's intro thread and not my req thread.
(18:47:05) darkangel76: lol
(18:47:05) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: "CANCER. D;"
(18:47:15) My_Apocalypse_Pony: Thats what we would stop you from doing "Hault Ogler!"
(18:47:20) darkangel76 wonders what the outcome will be of that one
(18:47:28) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I AM THE AMAZING OGLER
(18:47:33) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I OGLE LIKE NO OTHER
(18:47:42) Trouble: Ogleogleogle!
(18:47:47) Ilovegoatse: NO ONE FUCKS LIKE GASTON
(18:47:49) darkangel76: LOLOLOL
(18:47:50) Ilovegoatse: RAPES LIKE GASTON
(18:47:54) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- places hands on hips.
(18:47:57) darkangel76: HAHAHA!!!!!
(18:47:59) Ilovegoatse: EYES SMALL BOYS LIKE GASTON
(18:48:08) Ilovegoatse masturbates to death, and dies
(18:48:15) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- scoops up the mess.
(18:48:16) My_Apocalypse_Pony: "I thought we showed you the last time what happens when you give our citizens cancer"
(18:48:17) darkangel76: >.<
(18:48:35) Trouble: Geeze. I was always told that the worst thing that could happen was hairy palms. Or blindness.
(18:48:46) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- ogles Trouble.
(18:48:50) darkangel76: ACK!
(18:48:51) darkangel76: hehehe
(18:48:52) My_Apocalypse_Pony strikes dramatic super hero pose
(18:48:53) Ilovegoatse: LIKE GASTON
(18:49:03) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: xD
(18:49:08) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I'm gonna watch that movie tonight.
(18:49:13) Ilovegoatse puts his fist inside Hahvoc
(18:49:18) Ilovegoatse: no, watch south park
(18:49:18) Ilovegoatse: with me
(18:49:19) Ilovegoatse: at ten
(18:49:19) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- squeaks.
(18:49:19) darkangel76: i'm trying to think of a good prego/post-prego super power
(18:49:21) Chaelim: What?
(18:49:22) Ilovegoatse: on comedy central
(18:49:23) Ilovegoatse: tongiht
(18:49:26) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: All righty.
(18:49:30) Ilovegoatse: placenta bursting
(18:49:31) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I'll watch it with you.
(18:49:31) My_Apocalypse_Pony: lactation?
(18:49:35) My_Apocalypse_Pony: >.>
(18:49:37) My_Apocalypse_Pony: <.<
(18:49:38) Ilovegoatse: :3
(18:49:39) Trouble: I feel strange... it's like that feeling I get when I ogle someone, only backwards...
(18:49:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: If my roommate lets me have the TV.
(18:49:42) darkangel76: >.<
(18:49:53) Ilovegoatse: rape them to death
(18:49:55) darkangel76: didn't even think of that one!
(18:49:56) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(18:50:06) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: DA's power is of the breasts.
(18:50:13) Ilovegoatse: noooo
(18:50:13) darkangel76: hahaha!!!
(18:50:14) Trouble: Prego superhero... uhh... Mother Nature? I don't think that's a real one, but it sounds right, doesn't it?
(18:50:16) Ilovegoatse: placenta bursting
(18:50:21) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(18:50:33) My_Apocalypse_Pony: your belly is a sheild
(18:50:40) darkangel76: hahaha!!!
(18:50:43) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- needs a second super power.
(18:50:48) darkangel76: two offensive attacks
(18:50:48) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Um...
(18:50:55) darkangel76: and one defensive power
(18:50:56) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: What can I do...
(18:50:57) darkangel76: lolol
(18:50:59) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- taps fingers.
(18:51:03) darkangel76: sweeeet
(18:51:18) darkangel76: i like them!
(18:51:47) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Another super power!
(18:51:50) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: To make children cry.
(18:51:54) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: And wet themselves.
(18:51:58) My_Apocalypse_Pony: i want meat vision and the ability to turn into a rock, cause there are so many dirty things that could be done with that.....
(18:52:04) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: True villany!
(18:52:09) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: villainy*
(18:52:35) darkangel76: i give the guy props! lol.
(18:52:50) darkangel76: he didn't ignore and he said he still wants to do one.
(18:52:59) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Lol, nice.
(18:53:21) darkangel76: i honestly don't mind if it bothers them. i just don't like it when they ignore.
(18:53:22) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- ogles everyone and gives them cancer.
(18:53:31) darkangel76: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
(18:53:31) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- makes their children cry.
(18:53:42) darkangel76 belly shields
(18:53:52) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Oh snap!
(18:53:56) darkangel76: ....it's cancer-resistant
(18:53:56) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I've been thwarted!
(18:54:00) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Until we meet again!
(18:54:02) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- dashes off.
(18:54:02) darkangel76: hahaha
(18:54:29) My_Apocalypse_Pony: Meat vission and the ability to generate knives and other metallic objects
(18:54:51) darkangel76 lactation squirt
(18:54:57) darkangel76: .... that sounds nasty. lol. XD
(18:55:01) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(18:55:02) My_Apocalypse_Pony: i shall be called "The Butcher"
(18:55:04) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: It sounds very dirty.
(18:55:13) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I need a real villain name.
(18:55:15) darkangel76: it sounds nasty!
(18:55:16) darkangel76: lolol
(18:55:17) My_Apocalypse_Pony: where is hero when you need him
(18:55:31) Ilovegoatse is a supervillian!
(18:55:32) Chaelim: O_O Did DA just squirt breast milk?
(18:55:43) My_Apocalypse_Pony: yes yes she did'
(18:55:46) darkangel76: it's one of my 2 offensive super powers
(18:55:58) Chaelim: O.....kay.....
(18:56:00) Ilovegoatse punches the milk
(18:56:11) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- makes it spill.
(18:56:11) darkangel76: we're superheroes. you missed the transformation.
(18:56:20) Chaelim: *Mistress Marie appears*
(18:56:32) Sol_Invictus goes to find some warm cookies
(18:56:33) Chaelim: Okay.
(18:56:36) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I shall be....
(18:56:42) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: The
(18:56:43) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: The
(18:56:44) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: um
(18:56:47) Ilovegoatse: cocksucker
(18:56:47) darkangel76: i need a name....
(18:56:51) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: NO
(18:56:54) My_Apocalypse_Pony: Ogler
(18:56:57) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: That's your job, Goaty.
(18:56:58) Ilovegoatse: :>
(18:57:02) Chaelim: Miss Milk!
(18:57:03) Ilovegoatse: I'm gooood at it~
(18:57:05) darkangel76: >.<
(18:57:07) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Okay.
(18:57:12) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I am, The Ogler.
(18:57:22) My_Apocalypse_Pony: i like it
(18:57:23) darkangel76: like the joker... but different....
(18:57:25) Ilovegoatse: :33333333333333333333333333333
(18:57:28) darkangel76: hehehe
(18:57:33) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: We need paddy to draw up
(18:57:34) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: us*
(18:57:37) Chaelim: What shall I be? Hm....
(18:57:41) darkangel76: hahaha!!!
(18:57:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: And make a mini comic.
(18:57:44) darkangel76: indeed
(18:57:48) Ilovegoatse throws Hahvoc's vagina far away
(18:57:52) darkangel76: i need a name, damnit!!!
(18:57:54) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Someone save this shit in ECQ
(18:57:59) Chaelim: Miss Milk!
(18:58:04) darkangel76 spreads legs and placenta bursts
(18:58:10) darkangel76: eeewwww.... that sounds even nastier
(18:58:11) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Mistress Momma!
(18:58:15) My_Apocalypse_Pony: Mega Mom
(18:58:17) Ilovegoatse: See? Placenta bursting is beautiful
(18:58:17) darkangel76: hahaha!!!!!!
(18:58:20) Chaelim: YA!
(18:58:22) Ilovegoatse: It's badass
(18:58:26) darkangel76: LOLOL
(18:58:27) Ilovegoatse: lactation is NOTHING compared to that
(18:58:28) Ilovegoatse: NOTHING
(18:58:38) Ilovegoatse: "What did you do today?"
(18:58:40) Ilovegoatse: "PLACENTA BURST"
(18:58:43) Chaelim wants to be a hero too....
(18:58:46) darkangel76: XD
(18:58:48) Ilovegoatse: "That's inspiring, I'm going to write a book"
(18:58:53) Ilovegoatse: see!?
(18:58:53) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: xD
(18:59:00) darkangel76: hehehehe!!!!!!!
(18:59:05) Trouble: Ohgod, placentas are so gross. D:
(18:59:13) Ilovegoatse: exactly
(18:59:19) darkangel76: my super powers are nasty! XD
(18:59:20) Chaelim: I shall be...... Chaelim of the Deep Within!!!
(18:59:22) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- gives Trouble cancer.
(18:59:36) Ilovegoatse waits a few months for Trouble to die
(18:59:42) Trouble: Damnit, you just gave me cancer a few minutes ago. :<
(18:59:52) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I gave you more cancer!
(18:59:53) darkangel76: i think i like mistress momma for my superhero name
(18:59:54) My_Apocalypse_Pony: Monumental Mother
(18:59:55) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: For your testicles.
(19:00:00) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: They were feeling lonely.
(19:00:06) darkangel76: heee
(19:00:25) My_Apocalypse_Pony: Materna (like maternity)
(19:00:40) darkangel76: latin-y
(19:00:53) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Lol.
(19:00:57) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: DA should be Milk Duds
(19:02:10) Trouble: Milk Duds is pretty clever, I think.
(19:02:31) My_Apocalypse_Pony: mother magnificent
(19:02:39) My_Apocalypse_Pony: I like Milk duds
(19:02:46) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: \o/
(19:02:48) darkangel76: XD
(19:02:55) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Milk Duds and The Butcher!
(19:02:57) My_Apocalypse_Pony: The mighty materna
(19:03:02) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Teaming up once again to face The Ogler
(19:03:10) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: And her sidekick Reptar.
(19:03:29) My_Apocalypse_Pony: On ice
(19:03:50) darkangel76: lolol
(19:03:56) Trouble: The Ogler is the only supervillain who is also a registered sex offender. Well, except for The Fondler.
(19:03:57) My_Apocalypse_Pony: And her minions the Dummy bears
(19:04:07) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: ;D
(19:04:33) darkangel76: >.<
(19:04:47) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- offends Trouble with her sex.
(19:05:07) My_Apocalypse_Pony: i think someone should put this in EQC
(19:05:31) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Definitely.
(19:05:33) darkangel76: hell yeah!
(19:05:42) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Nose goes!
(19:05:47) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- puts her finger on her nose.
(19:05:56) darkangel76: i want to see a piccie of us!!!!!!!
 
(17:48:34) 3ngag3: Okay, I need to start replying to my roleplays
(17:48:40) 3ngag3: quick, someone motivate me!
(17:49:04) Misanthropiclove: Okay, Engage, you are a 7 year old loli with a knife and Rage is in your house, aaaaaaand action.
(17:49:16) 3ngag3: OUUUUUUUUAAâ??AAAAAAAGH!
 
(16:56:06) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- licks Aky.
(16:56:13) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: It is very hard not to type whores.
(16:56:14) AkumaTsuki keeses Hhavy
(16:56:20) AkumaTsuki: iknorite
(16:56:26) AkumaTsuki: I took me three tries >.<
(16:56:32) AkumaTsuki: ^it
(16:57:20) AkumaTsuki: It keept going "Whores"...​.wait no damnit it's supposed to be 'hordes'...
(16:57:25) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(16:57:28) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Awesome.
(16:57:31) AkumaTsuki: HOLY FUCK
(16:57:46) AkumaTsuki: ....Apparen​tly I can't type the word hordes on the first try
(16:57:52) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(16:57:53) AkumaTsuki: V.V
(16:57:53) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: hahahah
(16:57:56) PuzzlePieces: lol
 
(23:54:04) MrPenguin: THIS HAND OF MINE IS BURNING RED!
(23:54:10) TakodaVega hoardes the Holy Frying Pan. >>;
(23:54:23) Misanthropiclove: ...
(23:54:28) MrPenguin: ITS LOUD ROAR TELLS ME TO GRASP VICTORY!
(23:54:34) Misanthropiclove: Don't you dare G-Gundam me.
(23:54:47) Vanity_Evolved: And by 'victory', do you mean... Misan's crotch?
(23:54:48) MrPenguin: ERRUPTING BURNING FINGAH!!!!!
(23:55:01) TakodaVega throws Pan at Penguin's head.
(23:55:06) Misanthropiclove: I think he does.
(23:55:06) Vanity_Evolved pets the Vega in lap. Petpetpet.
(23:55:07) TakodaVega: Stop shouting >.o; stupid bird.
(23:55:13) Misanthropiclove gets off at the epic handjob
(23:55:27) TakodaVega purrs at pets ^^;
(23:55:30) Vanity_Evolved: THIS LENGTH OF MINE BULGES WITH IMMENSE JUSTICE
(23:55:31) MrPenguin: Now Domon's attack would be ten times effective if he went for your nads.
(23:55:37) TakodaVega: O-o;
(23:55:52) Vanity_Evolved: IT'S SHARP QUIVER TELLS ME TO RELEASE FREEDOM
(23:55:54) Misanthropiclove: THESE BALLS OF MINE SWELL WITH GLORY
(23:56:07) Misanthropiclove: THESE VEINS PULSE WITH DIVINE DESIRE
(23:56:18) Vanity_Evolved: Vigorous Masturbatin​g Monkey Prana!
(23:56:28) Misanthropiclove: SACROSAAAAA​AAAAAAAAAAAA​ANCT EJACULATIOO​OOOOOON!
(23:56:53) Misanthropiclove: This, this is what happens when Misan gets anime references.
(23:56:59) Misanthropiclove: Fear it, fear it hard.
 
(19:10:35) PocketFullOfPosies: Bridge troll eh? I don't have to answer three questions to enter chat do I?
(19:11:19) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Yes
(19:11:21) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: You do
(19:11:27) PocketFullOfPosies: Damn.
(19:11:29) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: First question: What is your quest?
(19:11:38) PocketFullOfPosies: To find the Holy Grail.
(19:11:45) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: What is your favorite color?
(19:11:58) PocketFullOfPosies: Red, no blue!
(19:12:05) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- CATAPULT
(19:12:07) PocketFullOfPosies: : is ejected :
(19:12:15) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Gawd, I love you.
(19:12:16) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(19:12:19) PocketFullOfPosies: : falls into the pit of death x_X:
(19:12:23) PocketFullOfPosies: xD
 
(19:56:19) Corporal_Bunny: I got a craving for chocolate. I'm about to PMS, which explains teh bitchyness
(19:56:20) Ilovegoatse: :3
(19:56:21) Corporal_Bunny: But omg
(19:56:22) ArcturusV: More boobs like another set or more boobs like more boobmass?
(19:56:22) Corporal_Bunny: Chocolate
(19:56:23) Corporal_Bunny: and like
(19:56:25) PocketFullOfPosies sniffles ;_;
(19:56:26) Corporal_Bunny: warmmmmmm chocolate chip cookies
(19:56:27) Corporal_Bunny: Omg
(19:56:29) Ilovegoatse: OH GOD YOUR VAGINA IS ANGRY
(19:56:35) Ilovegoatse sacrifices Zal to it
(19:56:37) Corporal_Bunny: It spits blood
(19:56:37) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: So yummy
(19:56:40) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(19:56:41) Corporal_Bunny gobbles Zal
(19:56:46) Ilovegoatse: :3
(19:56:53) ArcturusV: Ew Miss Hahvoc... ew...
(19:57:00) DareToDream: I agree ARc
(19:57:01) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I was talking about the chocolate!!​!
(19:57:09) Ilovegoatse: bahaha
 
(16:47:43) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Hahha...Caw​k Chocolate 2.0
(16:47:43) Zombies_Galore: It's one of those opportunity things, dude.
(16:47:49) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I could make so much money
(16:48:01) Zombies_Galore: Dude!
(16:48:11) Zombies_Galore: It could be a new candy bar.
(16:48:20) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: !! HELL YEAH
(16:48:28) Kite_Xiroh: Chocococks?
(16:48:35) xWickedBlackLace: CAWK CHOCOLATE.
(16:48:41) Zombies_Galore: Choco Cawk?
(16:49:07) Zombies_Galore: Cawklate?
(16:49:15) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: CAWKLATE
(16:49:26) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: And chococawks
(16:49:29) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I love it
(16:49:32) Zombies_Galore: It'd have to have a good creamy filling.
(16:49:43) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: And for the dieting peoples, Cawk Chocolate
(16:49:52) xWickedBlackLace: Yes.
(16:50:13) Zombies_Galore: We are geniuses.
(16:50:13) xWickedBlackLace: Now take THAT and draw is Pandy-bear.
(16:50:14) xWickedBlackLace: xD
(16:50:16) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Some of them are cream filled
(16:50:26) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: And others are pure chocolate goodness
(16:50:28) xWickedBlackLace: Have him make an ad.
(16:50:31) xWickedBlackLace: we need a slogan.
(16:51:03) Zombies_Galore: "How long do you have to suck before you get a blast of our sweet coconut creme filling?"
(16:51:12) xWickedBlackLace: Like "Hey...wher​es the cream filling?" xD
(16:51:15) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: ...I love you.
(16:51:16) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: xD
(16:51:55) Zombies_Galore: Also, the King size shouldn't be called King.
(16:51:58) Zombies_Galore: It should be marked Magnum.
(16:52:11) Kite_Xiroh: YUS.
(16:52:38) xWickedBlackLace: MAGNUM SIZED CAWK CHOCOLATE 2.0.
(16:52:51) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD YESSSSS
(16:53:05) xWickedBlackLace: Cawk chocolate.
(16:53:09) xWickedBlackLace: Always a happy ending.
(16:53:13) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: beautiful. And to think this all sprung from my cawk.
(16:53:18) H_a_r_r_i_e_t: Oh my .__.
 
(22:42:44) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: It was my face but cawk is always good
(22:43:05) Zombies_Galore: It is when it's the size of seven sperm whales laid end on end.
(22:43:13) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I know
(22:43:16) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: It's so impressive
(22:43:19) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I have to keep it on a leash
 
(23:32:26) Raziel99: i'm done! i'm done i'm done i'm done!
(23:32:33) Broomhandle45: With?
(23:32:44) Raziel99: my final exam essay!
(23:32:50) TheDuchess: masterbatin​g?
(23:32:54) TheDuchess: oh ya lol
(23:32:55) Raziel99: -.- no
(23:33:03) Raziel99: you wish
(23:33:03) Broomhandle45: Ah, congrats
(23:33:04) Raziel99: but no
(23:33:15) Raziel99: thanks. 12 hours of typing and brain farts.
(23:33:23) TheDuchess: you wish that i was wishing that....>.>
(23:33:39) Raziel99: you wish that i wish that you wish that
(23:34:22) TheDuchess: you wish, that i wished, that you wished... that... you... I....wished
(23:34:32) TheDuchess faints
(23:35:16) Raziel99 subliminal mindfucks Duchess
 
(10:03:38) xWickedBlackLace: ...xD I have nothing off the top of my head.
(10:03:50) xWickedBlackLace: Red is Team Panda. Erato and I are Team Sexy.
(10:03:54) xWickedBlackLace: You are Team Breakfast.
(10:04:01) xWickedBlackLace: Don't be confused.
(10:04:03) Mactire: Can I be Team Doeswhateveryouwantonceyougetnakedforhim
(10:04:06) xWickedBlackLace: Roll with it.
(10:04:14) xWickedBlackLace: Yes, Mac.
(10:04:17) xWickedBlackLace: You can.

Mac made chat quotes on his FIRST day!!! XD Spectacular.
 
(23:46:57) Misanthropiclove: Haha, we've had all those bitches.
(23:47:10) Misanthropiclove: "THIS IS GOD'S WAY OF SAYING YOU NEEDED TO CLEAN YOUR HOUSE HAWHAWHAW"
(23:47:20) Misanthropiclove: "Haha this is God's way of saying shut your saggy cunt."
(23:47:30) Misanthropiclove: "OH SKYLAR YOU ARE A RIOT."
(23:47:31) iKitten: T_T Sadness
(23:47:45) Misanthropiclove: "My name is not Skylar. My name is not even LIKE Skylar."
(23:47:47) iKitten: who? >.>;
(23:48:17) Pistol_Kiss: Misan your a riot
(23:48:28) iKitten: Misan, you're crazy
(23:48:35) iKitten: :favorite:
(23:48:57) Pistol_Kiss: :eek:)
(23:49:14) Misanthropiclove: I threatened a dude with a crowbar.
(23:49:31) Misanthropiclove: It was the second day when no one could get out without a boat and he was selling sodas for $3 a can.
(23:49:40) Misanthropiclove: "I HAVE COKE. YOU WANT A COKE?"
(23:49:45) Misanthropiclove: "I don't drink soda."
(23:49:50) Misanthropiclove: "I HAVE DIET COKE."
(23:49:55) Misanthropiclove: "I don't drink soda."
(23:50:01) Misanthropiclove: "I HAVE MOUNTAIN DEW."
(23:50:09) Misanthropiclove: "I. Don't. Drink. Soda."
(23:50:17) Misanthropiclove: "I HAVE DR. PEPPER. 3 BUCKS A CAN!"
(23:50:18) Zalvek: o-o'
(23:50:28) Misanthropiclove: "You are a dick and a dumbass. Leave my porch now."
(23:50:36) Nihilistic_Impact: Heh, silly.
(23:50:40) Misanthropiclove: "Okay, okay, I have ginger ale too!"
(23:50:44) Misanthropiclove raises crowbar
(23:50:49) Misanthropiclove: man: *flee*
 
My MM Senses are tingling!

I keep the chat open while I work, just for a bit of amusement between tasks. I always managed to look at the chatbox right when MM spoke to me.

(00:17:36) Mr_Master realizes he never posted snuggling back at Ms. Muffintops... corrects that error.
(00:17:43) Mr_Master snuggles Ms. M back
(00:18:23) Lieutenant_Ducky: I'm full of tirades.
(00:18:47) Mr_Master: I have learned this over the years, Ducks
(00:19:02) Lieutenant_Ducky: But if you're talking about the chat nonsense of earlier, I'm too chill to care about any of that.
(00:19:03) Ms_Muffintops: my MM senses were tingling
(00:19:10) Ms_Muffintops: I just checked the window
(00:19:28) Mr_Master: there was chat nonsense earlier?
(00:19:39) Mr_Master: I just noticed when you said "/me tirades"
(00:20:16) Lieutenant_Ducky: Ahh. Bunny tried to ruffle some feathers earlier. I figured that's why you commented on Goaty and myself.
(00:20:28) SableExxis: Yo
(00:20:38) Mr_Master is pleased that Ms. M has a sense devoted to him!
(00:20:54) Ms_Muffintops: it did it again!

(00:22:58) Mr_Master huggles on Ms. M, seeing if they can do three for three.
(00:23:13) Ms_Muffintops: o.o
(00:23:21) Mr_Master: lmao!
(00:23:29) SableExxis: Hey, MM! Been a while!
(00:23:34) Mr_Master: Ms. M, that's rather uncanny, actually.
(00:23:43) Mr_Master: Sable, yes it has, my man, yes it has. How have you been?
(00:23:58) Lieutenant_Ducky rolls around.
(00:24:03) Ms_Muffintops: I swear I'm not doing it on purpose haha
 
22:50:19) Lieutenant_Ducky: Ahh. Lame.
(22:53:43) iKitten: L is for the lack of interest I have in that
A is for the pain in my ass
M is for the minutes I want back
E is for every time something lame happens, someone on BM dies
(22:53:47) iKitten is that lame
(22:54:47) Lieutenant_Ducky: Silly Kitten
(22:55:07) iKitten:
(22:55:37) Neurok_Shinobi: A lot of bm people have died then...
(22:56:22) Lieutenant_Ducky: Also, good job at killing someone, Sugar.
 
(21:09:47) 3ngag3: If I had a daughter, I'd teach her what Bobby Hill was taught in King of the Hill
(21:09:50) Ilovegoatse: he told her his real name, where he lived, where he worked, everything
(21:09:51) 3ngag3: THAT'S MY PURSE
(21:09:54) Ilovegoatse: THAT'S MY PURSE
(21:09:56) Ilovegoatse: oh god
(21:09:57) 3ngag3: I DON'T KNOW YOU!
(21:09:57) Ilovegoatse: I DON'T KNOW YOU
(21:10:01) xWickedBlackLace: XD
(21:10:02) Ilovegoatse: holy shit
(21:10:03) Misanthropiclove: Hee.
(21:10:05) Ilovegoatse: lululul
(21:10:07) 3ngag3: XD
(21:10:09) ArcturusV: Heh.
(21:10:12) Ilovegoatse: I say that occasionall​y
(21:10:19) Misanthropiclove: This amuses me.
(21:10:24) xWickedBlackLace: That was pretty epic, guys.
 
(01:39:51) Lieutenant_Ducky: No, it's okay, I've got my strapon ready to go
(01:40:02) Ilovegoatse: he is skurred of gays
(01:40:27) Lieutenant_Ducky: I know. I'm warmup.
(01:40:33) Lieutenant_Ducky: I'm like...a guy with girly bits
(01:40:57) Lieutenant_Ducky: Next comes a girl with guy bits.
(01:41:15) Lieutenant_Ducky: And then he'll have slowly eased his way into the world of gay, sans fear.
(01:41:26) Ilovegoatse: :>
(01:41:42) Lieutenant_Ducky: Cause I'm a helper.
(01:43:47) Ilovegoatse: I could see you with your brochure
(01:44:07) Ilovegoatse: "LEMME HELP YOU OUT WITH MY EASY SIX STEP PROGRAM"
(01:44:19) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: "Homophobe? Get over it the easy way!'
(01:44:34) Lieutenant_Ducky: First step, we have sex.
(01:44:43) Lieutenant_Ducky: Second step, I fuck you with a strap on.
(01:44:57) Lieutenant_Ducky: Third step, you have sex with my girly guy friend.
(01:45:11) Lieutenant_Ducky: Fourth, you have sex with a guy.
(01:45:26) Lieutenant_Ducky: Should that fail you, there is step five, gang rape until you like it
(01:45:32) Lieutenant_Ducky: And six, suicide.
(01:45:50) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(01:45:50) Ilovegoatse: :3 <333
(01:45:55) Ilovegoatse: Best program evar
(01:46:14) Lieutenant_Ducky: Cause if hentai has ever taught me anything
(01:46:23) Lieutenant_Ducky: You always end up enjoying yourself at the end of gang rape
 
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