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Epic Chat Quotes

(18:05:43) Ilovegoatse: SPREAD MY LEGS AND FUCK ME SILLY
(18:05:45) Ilovegoatse: FUCK ME SILLY
(18:05:47) Ilovegoatse: SILLY ME FUCK
(18:06:04) Misha_Hiroki sillies goaty fuck
(18:06:10) Ilovegoatse moans!
(18:06:20) Ilovegoatse: Now, I want you to cut my thigh and rub some salt in the wound
(18:06:23) Ilovegoatse: NAOOWOWOWOW​O >8U
(18:06:45) Misha_Hiroki does so but uses habanero seeds instead.
(18:06:55) Ilovegoatse MOANS
(18:07:24) TheDuchess blinks
(18:07:32) Misha_Hiroki: HAI TAFFEH!
(18:07:47) Ilovegoatse: HEY DUCHESS
(18:07:49) Ilovegoatse: HOW ARE YOU DOING?
(18:07:55) Ilovegoatse: WE DON'T WANT TO USE OUR INSIDE VOICES ANYMORE
(18:08:02) TheDuchess: HI!!!!! IM FINE HOW ARE YOU?!
(18:08:32) Misha_Hiroki: INSIDE VOICES ARE FOR PUSSIES AND STRAIGHT PEOPLE!
(18:08:35) Ilovegoatse: I AM GREAAAAAT
(18:08:39) Ilovegoatse: YOOOOOOOU?!
(18:08:46) TheDuchess dumps them both in a tank of pirranas
(18:08:48) Ilovegoatse: WE'RE GOING TO ASK AGAIN
(18:08:50) Ilovegoatse: IN OUTSIDE VOICES
(18:08:52) TheDuchess: IM SWELL!
(18:08:55) Ilovegoatse MOANS AND PEES
(18:08:56) Misha_Hiroki feasts
(18:09:28) TheDuchess sits and watches
(18:10:13) Ilovegoatse gives Duchess a nice gift
(18:10:17) Ilovegoatse and pets her gently
(18:10:43) TheDuchess purrs and shreads the gift paper up and opens the blank box to see whats inside
(18:11:08) Misha_Hiroki begins eating Taffy's boobflesh
(18:11:10) Ilovegoatse in the box is chok'lit
(18:11:52) TheDuchess looks down at misha and beats her with a newspaper " those are the money makers!
(18:12:07) Misha_Hiroki: They grow back!
(18:12:27) TheDuchess: But i want to keep the already grown ones!!!
(18:12:36) Ilovegoatse: I GAVE DUCHESS CHOCOLATE =D
(18:12:40) Misha_Hiroki: B-but they grow back even bigger!
(18:13:00) TheDuchess eats the Chocolate and glares at Misha
(18:13:09) Misha_Hiroki keeps eating
(18:13:17) Ilovegoatse: :3
(18:13:23) TheDuchess beats her and hides behind goaty
(18:13:38) Misha_Hiroki is latched on by the teeth
(18:14:03) TheDuchess runs around and jumps in a pile of taco's
(18:14:25) Misha_Hiroki finishes eating Taffy's boobies then eats the tacos
(18:14:38) TheDuchess crawls away crying
 
(17:03:09) Mr_Master waves hi to the lurkers.
(17:03:20) Mr_Master: You're beyond titles, Kit.
(17:03:29) tempted_kitsune: Yay
(17:03:37) PadanFain waves vaguely
(17:03:38) Mr_Master: You're not as much a force of nature as Misha, but you're her understudy.
(17:03:56) kikora sexes Paddy
(17:04:03) Mr_Master sexes Paddy
(17:04:10) PadanFain: XD
(17:04:25) Mr_Master: What, it seemed like fun when SHE did it!
(17:04:35) kikora: Coppy ca.... Narwhal!
(17:04:41) Mr_Master: copywhal
(17:04:48) kikora: cpoy*
(17:04:51) kikora: damn
(17:04:58) kikora cuts off hands
(17:05:12) Mr_Master: ... that will make typing messy
(17:05:28) kikora bleeds
(17:05:30) Cygnas_Kain: Very..
(17:05:31) Lady_Nightshade cuddles MM
(17:05:36) Mr_Master: SPEAKING OF MESSY I have to go brave the slush.
(17:05:39) Lucki_Chantz sneaks away into the corner of chat.
(17:05:40) Mr_Master cuddles Lady N.
(17:05:41) Cygnas_Kain: and difficult too I imagine
(17:05:52) daddys_little_slut: BAI MM!
(17:05:55) kikora clings to MM's tainfin again
(17:06:05) kikora headdesks and fails
(17:06:16) Mr_Master has a tainfin?
(17:06:24) Mr_Master: is that like a cetacean taint?
(17:06:27) kikora: ....res....
(17:06:28) Mr_Master: in which case: kinky!
(17:06:30) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(17:06:35) kikora: Yes!***
 
Ignore some of the incidentals; the important stuff is about the shirt and the Shelf Head. Viva Le Chat!

(21:47:40) Ilovegoatse: I made one of my FBs take back a shirt he bought
(21:47:46) Raziel99: i'm on yahoo mostly, msn second
(21:47:52) TheDuchess: ok
(21:47:54) Raziel99: but i prefer the former, the latter likes to freeze
(21:47:55) Mr_Master: I agree with you, Goaty, about the chat. It's one of my favorite features. I like the RPing, I enjoy it, but I love wasting time on the chats.
(21:48:00) Raziel99: i think my yim is on my profile
(21:48:07) TheDuchess: ill look
(21:48:07) Mr_Master: Was it a good shirt and you were just exerting your power?
(21:48:29) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(21:48:46) Raziel99: like i said, there's a Firefox thing called Chatzilla. I used it a little bit when I played on Outwar.com
(21:48:48) Ilovegoatse: Same, same <3
(21:48:59) Ilovegoatse: No no, it was an absolutely TERRIBLE shirt
(21:49:06) Ilovegoatse: it was this weird hoodie-shirt, which I hated
(21:49:07) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- licks Goaty.
(21:49:17) DareToDream hands Hahvy some mouthwash
(21:49:23) Mr_Master: Raz, I'm also a fan of the Pidgin metachat client. Helps keep everything orchestrated, doesn't freeze, really... very nice.
(21:49:31) Ilovegoatse: it was gray from the chest up, and then it was half black and half white
(21:49:43) Raziel99: lol. never heard of it. and i can't remember how to work chatzilla
(21:49:43) TheDuchess: I use trillian
(21:49:43) Ilovegoatse: it made his head look like it was sitting on a shelf, and it made his shoulders look obscenely broad
(21:49:58) Mr_Master: Shelf-head!
(21:49:59) TheDuchess lurves it
(21:50:03) Mr_Master: That would be a great nickname.
(21:50:13) Mr_Master: How you doin' today, Shelf-head?
(21:50:13) MynDonos: I was, at one point, going to RP with Duchess. >.> ... I don't think anything ever came of it, and I don't remember why.
(21:50:47) TheDuchess: wait what o.o
(21:50:50) Ilovegoatse: Exactly
(21:51:00) Ilovegoatse: I drove him back to the store to take it back
(21:51:08) Ilovegoatse: I was like "YOU AREN'T GOING TO WEAR THAT EVER AGAIN"
(21:51:14) Ilovegoatse: he was so whipped he listened to me and changed shirts real quick
(21:51:17) Mr_Master: skreeming at him
(21:51:18) Mr_Master: XD
(21:51:25) Ilovegoatse: skreaming!
(21:51:37) Mr_Master: -->8U
(21:51:43) Ilovegoatse: he kept asking what was wrong with it
(21:51:49) Ilovegoatse: And I kept repeating
(21:51:50) Mr_Master: AAAGH! NO SHIRT! SHIRT BAD! AAAAGH!
(21:51:53) Ilovegoatse: "SHELF HEAD SHELF HEAD"
(21:52:01) TheDuchess: MYN!
(21:52:01) Mr_Master: SHELF HEAD!
(21:52:06) MynDonos: WHAT?
(21:52:07) Ilovegoatse: that and the disturbingly broad shoulders
(21:52:10) Mr_Master: FOR SCIENCE!
(21:52:22) TheDuchess: Tell me why it didn't work out i forget T_T
(21:52:23) Ilovegoatse: SHELF HEAD FOR SCIENCE?!
(21:52:28) Mr_Master: YES!
(21:52:38) MynDonos: I don't think we ever actually played any.
(21:52:40) Ilovegoatse: SHELF HEAD IS A NEW MEME
(21:52:52) MynDonos: So... I don't know why it didn't work out?
(21:52:56) Mr_Master: Just like in Young Frankenstein
(21:53:02) TheDuchess: humm
(21:53:09) Lucki_Chantz: My eyes are burning >.<
(21:53:18) Mr_Master: Aww...
(21:53:30) Mr_Master comforts the poor half-blinded Shelf Head... I MEAN, Lucki
(21:53:32) DareToDream: Blick rapidly Lucki
(21:54:04) Temara: *bangs head against Trillian*
(21:54:08) Lucki_Chantz: S-shelf head?
(21:54:16) Mr_Master: It's a meme
(21:54:24) Mr_Master pets reassuringly
(21:54:24) Ilovegoatse: SHELF HEAD
(21:54:28) Lucki_Chantz: what does it mean?
(21:54:52) Ilovegoatse: One of my fuckbuddies bought this atrocity of a pullover hoodie shirt thing
(21:54:52) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- coughs up a lung.
(21:54:57) Mr_Master: It means Goaty's FuckBuddy had a shirt that was disturbingly colored and patterened so it looked like his head was on a shelf.
(21:54:58) Ilovegoatse: from the chest up it was gray
(21:55:08) Ilovegoatse: and then half was black and the other half was white
(21:55:14) Lucki_Chantz: haha
(21:55:15) DareToDream scoops up lung and hands it back to Hahvy
(21:55:23) Mr_Master: And we just liked the term Shelf Head so much, we're doing it now. At least for tonight.
(21:55:26) Ilovegoatse: yeah, it made it look like his head was on a shelf, because it made his broad shoulders look broader
(21:55:30) Ilovegoatse: yes
(21:55:36) Ilovegoatse: at least for tonight, shelf head is a meme
(21:55:38) Mr_Master: So it's a meme. Whether or not it has legs remains to be seen.
(21:55:46) Mr_Master: Ooh!
(21:55:49) Mr_Master: A SHELF HEAD WITH LEGS!
(21:56:12) Ilovegoatse: that's a creepy image in my head
(21:56:18) Mr_Master: As it should be.
(21:56:32) Mr_Master: Very John Carpenter's The Thing
(21:57:13) Mr_Master imagines a Shelf Head skittering about in chat...
(21:57:34) Mr_Master: I should write comedy horror fiction
(21:57:36) Ilovegoatse: D:
 
Apparently we got to playing a bit of Spore, or just randomly combining genotypes. Genetic Engineering: coming to a chat near you!

(22:13:09) Arisilde: *Shoots out cracker jacks and prizes for chat*
(22:13:22) Mr_Master: WAIT WAIT ARI!
(22:13:25) DareToDream: The ducklings got eaten by the baby alligators. Didn't anyone tell you?
(22:13:49) Mr_Master runs up and stands in front of her, then reaches up and raises her left arm straight up, then pulls it like a lever.
(22:13:56) Mr_Master: NOW SHOOT THEM OUT LIKE A SLOT MACHINE!
(22:14:00) Kiari03: *sniffle* Why'd you have to tell me that? Now this one has no brothers or sisters.
(22:14:15) Arisilde: *Shoots out Alliducklings, which are baby alligators and ducklings mixed*
(22:14:23) Mr_Master: !
(22:14:30) Kiari03: O_O
(22:14:34) Mr_Master: They're cute but they'll eat your whole foot!
(22:14:34) Arisilde: *And Ducklgators....Your choice*
(22:14:35) DareToDream: I said they ate them Ari, not fucked them
(22:14:54) Mr_Master finds he has a new superpower!
(22:15:00) Kiari03: Ducklgators...hmmm...
(22:15:05) DareToDream: Although I suppose eating is the first step to fucking if done correctly
(22:15:18) Mr_Master: I can command Duckigators! I just never knew it before duckigators were created.
(22:15:29) Mr_Master has the Duckigators attack DTD
(22:15:30) Arisilde: XD
(22:15:38) DareToDream: Hey, what'd I do?
(22:15:51) Mr_Master: You react well, that's what you did.
(22:15:54) Kiari03: *Still holding her duckling above ducklgators*
(22:15:56) Mr_Master: Now... react!
(22:16:02) Misha_Hiroki wrassles the duckigators
(22:16:17) Mr_Master: Ooo, duckigator rasslin! Now that's a good time!
(22:16:23) DareToDream: I react well? Is confused.
(22:16:24) Arisilde: XD
(22:16:26) Misha_Hiroki: SOMEBODY PEED IN MY PANTS
(22:16:41) Kiari03: I've got five on the duckigators.
(22:16:41) Mr_Master loses some teeth and sits and watches and drinks from a clay jug with "XX" carved into it.
(22:17:07) DareToDream: I hae 10 on Misha
(22:17:19) Mr_Master: Yeah, never bet agaisnt Misha.
(22:17:34) Arisilde: *Shoots out Polocamolothbears EVERYWHERE*
(22:17:35) Mr_Master: That urine in her pants? She chemically changed it to be a duckigator attractant.
(22:17:46) Mr_Master: ...
(22:17:52) DareToDream: Spits out WHAT?
(22:17:55) Mr_Master: Ari what are those things?
(22:18:07) Arisilde: Polar Bears+Sloths+Camels
(22:18:16) Mr_Master: ...
(22:18:18) Kiari03: *confused...duckling confused...*
(22:18:30) Arisilde: ^^
(22:18:35) Arisilde: So we can ride them around
(22:18:39) Arisilde: EVERYWHERE
(22:18:42) Misha_Hiroki: :D
(22:18:42) Mr_Master: very slowly
(22:18:58) Mr_Master: you have to up their land speed.
(22:18:58) Kiari03: Do...they bite?
(22:19:02) Mr_Master: I suggest mongooses.
(22:19:11) Mr_Master: Mongopolocamolothbears.
(22:19:21) Arisilde: *Shoots those out too*
(22:19:38) DareToDream: Yes, that sounds much better. The other thing sounds like Pocohantas on drugs.
(22:19:47) Mr_Master: The mongoose speed will counter the sloth slowness, and average out to a reasonable speed.
(22:19:48) Kiari03: Haha
(22:20:02) Arisilde: But they wont live in the cold very well
(22:20:32) Mr_Master: Psh. You got polar bears AND camels, who can brave cold temps, and you've got mongooses and sloths, which are both tropical.
(22:20:43) Mr_Master: You were already having trouble.
(22:20:44) Kiari03: That's why I made my duckling a sweater.
(22:20:44) Arisilde: ^^
(22:20:46) Mr_Master: It's just now, they can flee to warmer climes faster.
(22:21:13) Kiari03: It says the bestest duckilng with a pink heart on it.
(22:21:25) Mr_Master: such a cute duckling!
(22:21:29) Temara: Is it bad that I'd feel more comfortable playing with people I've at least talked to here in chat?
(22:21:31) Arisilde: *Wonders what she'll shoot out next*
(22:21:31) TheDuchess yawns
(22:21:34) Mr_Master shoots an embiggening ray at it
(22:21:37) DareToDream: Truly, the best duckling is the kind on a dinner plate
(22:21:44) Mr_Master: Tem, no, it's not bad.
(22:21:50) Arisilde: Any requests?
(22:21:53) DareToDream: JOKING
(22:21:54) Kiari03: O0O
(22:22:06) Kiari03: *Hides duckling from DTD*
(22:22:12) Mr_Master: Chat allows you to get to know people, so I think it just means you feel more comfortable playing with people you've hung out with.
(22:22:17) DareToDream: I could never eat a duckling Kiari. I was joking.
(22:22:21) Temara: I was just looking over the male request area and going...dun know them, dun know them etc etc.
(22:22:26) Mr_Master: Look out, Kiari... the embiggening is taking effect.
(22:22:40) Arisilde: *Zaps DTD with her UBER TIT LASERS and puts HIM on a dinner plate, than gives him to Misha*
(22:22:45) TakodaVega: o.o;
(22:22:49) Mr_Master: Soon you're going to be able to ride your bestest duckling like he or she was a tame T-Rex.
(22:23:11) Mr_Master: Because who doesn't want to ride a tame T-Rex?
(22:23:14) Arisilde: *Shoots out T-Rex's and Volociraptors*
(22:23:15) Mr_Master: and fight aliens.
(22:23:16) Kiari03: Yay!
(22:23:26) Kiari03: I do!
(22:23:29) Arisilde: PLAMB
(22:23:32) Temara: lol
(22:23:44) DareToDream: I've been uber tit lasered. I can sleep a happy man tonight.
(22:23:47) Temara: *squeezes Ari's bewbs till they shoot out Easter candy*
(22:23:57) DareToDream: Tem - are you looking for an RP
(22:24:00) Mr_Master: Volociraptors: a cross between a velociraptor and a Volvo.
(22:24:02) Arisilde: *Giggles and showers Tem with LOTS of candy*
(22:24:04) Temara: yeaup
(22:24:07) Mr_Master: The safest dinosaurs on the road.
(22:24:12) Arisilde: XD
(22:24:18) Arisilde: You got it MM
(22:24:20) Kiari03: Ari, do your boobs squirt peeps? I love peeps!
(22:24:23) Arisilde: I was thinking of chats safty
(22:24:32) Arisilde: *Shoots forth Peeps for Kai*
(22:24:35) Arisilde: *Kia
(22:24:51) Kiari03: Yay!!! *eats peeps* Thankee!
(22:24:53) Mr_Master: When I thnk of chat safety, I think of protective chat padding, and what finer padding than your bewbs, dear?
(22:25:17) Arisilde: *Engulfs MM into her Magical Bewbs, to keep him ULTRA safe*
(22:25:23) Temara: We have a tiny overpowered Korean car in the room?
(22:25:33) DareToDream: Suffocation by bewb does not make one safe Ari
(22:25:33) Kiari03: O___O That looks comfy...
 
(19:43:41) Lucki_Chantz: I love you guys
(19:44:02) Misanthropiclove: Especially that thing we do with our tongue
(19:44:16) Lucki_Chantz: xD
(19:44:18) Cygnas_Kain: Wait, what thing? >.>
(19:44:23) Lucki_Chantz: Haha
(19:44:26) DareToDream: I was just going to ask the same thing!
(19:44:26) Lucki_Chantz: Priceless
 
GOATY AND HIS DAMN WEDDINGS!!!!! -->8U


(21:07:49) Mr_Neo: ah okay. so basically i should just read the inside jokes?
(21:07:50) Cygnas_Kain: lol
(21:07:50) Mr_Master: Nah, I'm the Fail Whale anyway.
(21:07:53) Mr_Master: Narfail.
(21:08:07) AkumaTsuki: I came up with that
(21:08:12) AkumaTsuki: I know of your failure
(21:08:26) Cygnas_Kain: *contemplates what else to do while being tied up*
(21:08:36) Mr_Master: Well, the inside jokes will let you know of why Goaty is my butt-son, and why there's chatmarriage, and Aku's army of demon babies, etc.
(21:08:56) AkumaTsuki: Pony one more monkey and I'll poof
(21:09:12) Mr_Master: She's allergic to monkeys.
(21:09:16) Mr_Master: but not to demons!
(21:09:20) Mr_Master: >:-D
(21:09:21) My_Apocalypse_Pony: nooo
(21:09:36) Mr_Neo: *lies back on the couch with my mind blown*
(21:09:41) TheDuchess: No Aku my love don't go poof T_T
(21:10:01) Cygnas_Kain: Tie her up with duct tape, she can't poof then >.>
(21:10:01) Ilovegoatse: I'm also a bridezilla
(21:10:04) Ilovegoatse: Daddy
(21:10:07) Ilovegoatse: I demand another wedding
(21:10:12) AkumaTsuki: Of course not to demons...I am one
(21:10:17) Ilovegoatse: I want Lady Gaga and Elton John there
(21:10:18) Mr_Master: Goaty, who are you getting married to now?
(21:10:22) Ilovegoatse: THEY HAVE TO MAKE OUT FOR TEN MINUTES
(21:10:22) AkumaTsuki: I'LL MARRY YOU GOATY
(21:10:26) Ilovegoatse: I DON'T KNOW
(21:10:29) Ilovegoatse: SURE, AKUMA
(21:10:35) AkumaTsuki: WOOT
(21:10:37) Ilovegoatse: I'M MARRYING AKUMA >8U
(21:10:39) Mr_Master: LADY GAGA WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH ELTON JOHN!
(21:10:42) AkumaTsuki: My first BMR Marriage
(21:10:42) Ilovegoatse: YES
(21:10:44) Ilovegoatse: I DEMAND IT
(21:10:45) Ilovegoatse: FOR MONEY
(21:10:48) AkumaTsuki: YES SHE WILL
(21:10:49) AkumaTsuki: I DEMAND IT
(21:10:50) Cygnas_Kain: She will if the price is right
(21:10:54) Mr_Master: Aargh!
(21:10:54) Ilovegoatse: >8U WE DEMAND IT!
(21:11:01) Mr_Master sells a kidney
(21:11:03) Ilovegoatse: THE BEAKY FACE SAYS YOU HAVE TO DO IT
(21:11:07) Ilovegoatse: I WANT GOLD PLATED SWANS!
(21:11:17) Cygnas_Kain: *is not gold platd*
(21:11:20) Cygnas_Kain: plated^
(21:11:23) Mr_Master: WITH DIAMOND BEAKS??? LIKE LAST TIME???
(21:11:26) Ilovegoatse gold plates Cygas
(21:11:28) Ilovegoatse: YES
(21:11:30) Ilovegoatse: DIAMONDS >8U
(21:11:34) Cygnas_Kain: *wants a diamond beak*
(21:11:41) My_Apocalypse_Pony: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSqLCsW7">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSqLCsW7</a><!-- m --> ... re=related
(21:11:43) Mr_Master: I hate your swans.
(21:11:45) My_Apocalypse_Pony: hmmm
(21:11:58) AkumaTsuki: I WANT THE MOON COVERED IN CHOCOLATE
(21:12:06) My_Apocalypse_Pony: Goaty
(21:12:09) My_Apocalypse_Pony: dont forget
(21:12:13) AkumaTsuki: CHOCO!
(21:12:16) Cygnas_Kain: *flaps his newly gold plated wings*
(21:12:18) My_Apocalypse_Pony: Lady gaga
(21:12:29) My_Apocalypse_Pony: and Elton John
(21:12:38) My_Apocalypse_Pony: and Donald Trump
(21:12:45) AkumaTsuki: NO TRUMP
(21:12:48) AkumaTsuki: He is fail
(21:12:52) Cygnas_Kain: and Snake Pliskin
(21:12:57) Mr_Master: SO NOW I HAVE TO PAY FOR THE DEVELOPMENT OF SPACE EXPLORATION AND MICROGRAVITY CHOCOLATE PASTING TECHNOLOGY?
(21:13:12) Ilovegoatse: NO
(21:13:16) Ilovegoatse: DONALD TRUMP HAS TO WATCH
(21:13:22) AkumaTsuki: You love your son don't you?
(21:13:32) AkumaTsuki: And I am the love of your life....
(21:13:34) Mr_Master: ... can we get him some of those pry-your-eyes-open things to wear?
(21:13:36) AkumaTsuki bats eyelashes
(21:13:37) Ilovegoatse: YES YOU DO DADDY
(21:13:48) Ilovegoatse: SURE WHATEVER
(21:13:51) Cygnas_Kain: Why not MM?
(21:13:53) Ilovegoatse: I WANT A GOLD PLATED WEDDING DRESS
(21:13:56) Ilovegoatse: ENCRUSTED WITH DIAMONDS
(21:13:56) Mr_Master wants to see Donald Trump done up like in Clockwork Orange
(21:14:05) Raziel99 rolls in
(21:14:05) Ilovegoatse: SURE WHATEVER
(21:14:14) Ilovegoatse: BUT HE HAS TO WATCH LADY GAGA AND ELTON JOHN MAKE OUT
(21:14:22) Ilovegoatse: AND YOU HAVE TO MAKE HIM TOUCH HIMSELF
(21:14:23) Mr_Master: -->8U
(21:14:38) AkumaTsuki: YES
(21:14:44) Raziel99: wow, two gay guys making out? going to make him watch that?
(21:14:46) Mr_Master: I WILL NOT TOUCH DONALD TRUMP'S WITHERED JUNK, NOT EVEN WITH HIS OWN HAND
(21:14:50) Cygnas_Kain: I do not want to see Trump touch himself, let alone anyone else
(21:14:58) Ilovegoatse: DO IT DADDDDDDDYYYY >8U
(21:15:06) Ilovegoatse: And this wedding isn't about you guys! It's about Aku and I!
(21:15:07) Cygnas_Kain: No!
(21:15:08) Mr_Master: ...
(21:15:09) AkumaTsuki: DO EET
(21:15:14) Lucki_Chantz stretches
(21:15:18) AkumaTsuki keeses Goaty
(21:15:24) Mr_Master: I will hire a professional to do it for me. At great expense. And gold plating
(21:15:25) AkumaTsuki: Who is wearing the dress?
(21:15:27) DareToDream tackles Lucki
(21:15:40) Lucki_Chantz squeaks and gets tackled
(21:15:40) Cygnas_Kain: You just want to watch him play 'let's hide the granola' with himself!
(21:15:57) Ilovegoatse MAKES OUT WITH AKU
(21:16:05) Ilovegoatse: BOTH OF US
(21:16:07) Raziel99: Lucki!
(21:16:10) Ilovegoatse: WE BOTH WEAR THE DRESS!
(21:16:14) AkumaTsuki: YAY
(21:16:18) Lucki_Chantz: Hey Raziel ^^
(21:16:33) Raziel99: i do not see you! where are you?! I have something to make you laugh
(21:16:50) Lucki_Chantz: o.o I'm scared
(21:16:51) Ilovegoatse: I WANT A CHINCHILLA FUR WEDDING DRESS AS WELL
(21:17:09) Ilovegoatse: http://www.treasurevalleyvet.com/sitebu ... tebuilderp​ictures/chinchilla.jpg
(21:17:10) AkumaTsuki: Oh dear god. I love you Goaty
(21:17:11) Ilovegoatse CACKLES!
 
(23:52:16) prettylykSIN: I want a roleplay. sticks her lower lip out in a pout
(23:52:53) As_Day_Fades: Well, I suppose that's easier than a pony.
(23:52:57) As_Day_Fades: What kind of roleplay?
(23:53:03) My_Apocalypse_Pony: What
(23:53:07) prettylykSIN: lol
(23:53:14) prettylykSIN: A pony. Not Pony pony
 
(15:49:16) Ilovegoatse: This commercial "Zestra" is for 'female pleasure oils"
(15:49:17) iKitten: ?*
(15:49:25) Ilovegoatse: and this REAL fat woman is sitting there eyes wide, creepy looking
(15:49:38) Ilovegoatse: she's like "Just thinking about it makes me excciiiteeed. I'm a user riiight now O AO"
(15:49:39) Ilovegoatse: I cried
 
(16:22:08) Mr_Master hateses work
(16:22:19) Ilovegoatse: THE PRECIOUS?
(16:22:46) Mr_Master: THIS IS THE PRECIOUS! WORK KEEPS US FROM IT! WE HATESES WORK!
(16:22:54) Mr_Master gropes Aku
(16:23:01) Ilovegoatse: bahaha
 
(19:02:31) Ilovegoatse: :3 raptors!
(19:02:34) Ilovegoatse: That should be a new chat meme
(19:02:39) Ilovegoatse: "Raptors never forgive"
(19:02:40) Misanthropiclove: DO YOU LOVE IT GOATS?
(19:02:55) Ilovegoatse cries because Misan did not use his inside voice
(19:03:03) Misanthropiclove: At the very last chaptor raptor Jesus will rape the main characters.
(19:03:12) Misanthropiclove: And give the eleventh commandment
(19:03:20) Misanthropiclove: "Raptors never forgive."
 
(15:19:08) xMILENKOx: my ex loved it after we first tried it... it was weird being a guy and being pester for anal lol i felt so used!
(15:19:13) AkumaTsuki gives Goaty SUPER HERPES
(15:19:15) Ilovegoatse: Not saying you have herpes 8D
(15:19:48) Mr_Master: Mily, shut up. You're making me jealous.
(15:19:54) darkangel76: lol. that is... different. lol.
(15:20:09) Mr_Master holds Goaty down in a tub full of super herpes.
(15:20:11) xMILENKOx: STOP CALLING ME MILY IAM NOT A FUCKING PUPPY!
(15:20:17) darkangel76: XD
(15:20:19) Ilovegoatse: Mily
(15:20:21) Notte: Alright.
(15:20:24) Mr_Master points at Aku
(15:20:25) Ilovegoatse: you said you wanted to be called Mily?
(15:20:28) xMILENKOx: grrr
(15:20:33) Ilovegoatse: It sounds silly
(15:20:35) Ilovegoatse: but okay :<
(15:20:36) xMILENKOx: when?`
(15:20:47) Ilovegoatse: just now
(15:20:54) Mr_Master: I get called the fail whale, you get excused from being called Mily?
(15:20:56) Mr_Master: I don't think so.
(15:21:21) darkangel76 sits back and watches
(15:21:22) Ilovegoatse: (16:20:11) xMILENKOx: PLEASE CALL ME MILY I LIKE IT VERY MUCH SO
(15:21:34) xMILENKOx: ..........
(15:21:52) AkumaTsuki: WIN
(15:22:01) Ilovegoatse: (16:21:34) xMILENKOx: YES GOATSE YOU ARE RIGHT AND VERY INTELLIGENT. THANK YOU FOR POINTING THAT OUT. YOU'RE NEAT.
(15:22:05) Ilovegoatse: :3
(15:22:10) darkangel76: XD
(15:22:17) AkumaTsuki applauds goaty
(15:22:17) Mr_Master: XD
(15:22:22) Ilovegoatse pelvic thrust
(15:22:47) xMILENKOx: ....... grrr ....
(15:22:53) Mr_Master doesn't think of puppy, anyway. If anything, millipede.
(15:23:07) darkangel76: awwww... poor mile
(15:23:15) My_Apocalypse_Pony: MillyVanilly
(15:23:24) Ilovegoatse: (16:22:47) xMILENKOx: MAN. GOATSE IS A PRETTY COOL GUY. PRETTY NEAT. PRETTY AWESOME. HE'S SO AWESOME. I WANT TO GIVE HIM CHOCOLATE MILK.
(15:23:33) Ilovegoatse: Oh why thank you!
(15:23:36) Ilovegoatse: you're soooo nice
(15:23:39) My_Apocalypse_Pony: ^^
(15:23:42) Ilovegoatse: You're pretty neat, too :3
(15:23:59) xMILENKOx: ................................................................​......... blah
(15:24:06) Ilovegoatse: You don't have to give me chocolate milk, though
(15:24:22) Ilovegoatse: (16:23:59) xMILENKOx: LET'S BUILT GOATSE A SHRINE MADE OUT OF MM'S CARCASS
(15:24:25) Ilovegoatse: :3 I agree!
(15:24:33) AkumaTsuki: AGREED
(15:24:42) AkumaTsuki pounces and begins chopping up MM
(15:24:51) Mr_Master: !
(15:24:53) xMILENKOx: oooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
(15:25:00) Mr_Master is chopped into building materials.
(15:25:02) darkangel76: poor mile
(15:25:16) Ilovegoatse: Poor MM!
(15:25:19) Mr_Master wonders how Milenko thinks he's somehow got it worse.
(15:25:28) darkangel76: XD
(15:25:37) xMILENKOx: shhhhh mr fail whale!!!!
(15:26:10) Ilovegoatse: (16:25:37) xMILENKOx: I DESIRE PHALLUS INSIDE OF ME.
(15:26:45) xMILENKOx: really?
(15:26:52) Ilovegoatse: I guess so :<
(15:27:06) xMILENKOx: I thought I was bored!
(15:27:35) darkangel76: not anymore thanks to chat. XD
(15:27:39) Ilovegoatse puts his phallus inside Mily
(15:27:46) Mr_Master: Never admit to boredom on the chats. You never know when someone will chose to "liven up" your day, and not in a way you might like.
(15:27:48) AkumaTsuki: Mily I can always skullfuck you again
(15:28:06) darkangel76: very true
(15:28:26) Mr_Master: I always think of things like "seeks entertainment" or something like that.
(15:29:05) Ilovegoatse entertains Daddy by stabbing his taint with rusty thumbtacks
(15:29:15) darkangel76: XD
(15:29:49) AkumaTsuki: MM I am not entertained enough to write
(15:29:53) AkumaTsuki: FIX THIS OR I WILL
(15:30:03) Mr_Master is already chopped up, so not sure what thumbtacks will do.
(15:30:21) Ilovegoatse: they will give you a yeast infection
(15:30:25) Mr_Master 's disembodied parts crawl toward Aku, lovins on the mind.
(15:30:48) Mr_Master 's tack-riddled taint follows.
(15:31:04) Tathariel: wtf???
(15:31:09) Mr_Master: XD
(15:31:16) darkangel76: hey tath!
(15:31:22) Mr_Master: Hi, Tath!
(15:31:28) Ilovegoatse: Daddy also has a yeast infection now
(15:31:31) Tathariel: howdy
(15:31:35) Mr_Master: They were chopping me up to make a shrine to Goaty, and now look at me!
(15:32:13) Tathariel: hmmmm
(15:32:44) AkumaTsuki: YEAST
(15:32:49) AkumaTsuki: WE CAN MAKE BREAD WITH HIS VAGINA
(15:32:52) AkumaTsuki: AND BEER
(15:32:56) darkangel76: eeew
(15:32:59) darkangel76: XD
(15:33:10) Tathariel: o_O
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(15:33:45) darkangel76: XD
(15:33:55) Notte: What did I just walk back in on? I missed something. Lol.
(15:34:58) Tathariel: yeah, it was weird
(15:35:06) Tathariel: and I should be so going to work
 
(09:25:03) Mr_Master snugs the raisin-covered Hahvy.
(09:25:23) Ilovegoatse kicks Hahvoc in the dignity
(09:25:28) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- is all sticky and pruny.
(09:25:29) Mr_Master throws Goaty against the wall until he breaks.
(09:25:33) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- loses half her dignity.
(09:26:06) Ilovegoatse explodes in anger
(09:26:12) Ilovegoatse cartwheels MM in the face
(09:26:36) Mr_Master watches in horror as all the little exploded pieces of Goaty morph into miniature Goatys... Goaties?
(09:26:48) Mr_Master gets cartwheeled.
(09:26:57) Ilovegoatse: :3
(09:27:19) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: THE HORROR
(09:27:21) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: THE HORROR
(09:27:28) Ilovegoatse: :>
(09:27:31) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I couldn't image more of you running around. The little fuckers.
(09:27:44) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: thank god you hate children.
(09:27:46) Ilovegoatse: :]
(09:27:56) Mr_Master: Like that scene in Army of Darkness with all the tiny Ashes is what I was thinking of.
(09:28:34) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I was thinking of mini trolls with british accents burning the townspeople.
(09:28:43) Ilovegoatse explodes into a blaze of anger and rips Daddy in half
(09:29:10) Mr_Master is now two half-sized narwhals.
(09:29:29) Mr_Master makes out with himself.
(09:29:35) Arisilde: *Films it*
(09:30:20) Ilovegoatse mutilates Daddy's genitals
(09:30:41) Mr_Master: D8-- D8--
(09:30:55) Ilovegoatse kills the extra daddy
(09:31:12) Mr_Master: --XP D8--
(09:31:16) Ilovegoatse: :>
(09:31:22) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
 
(16:37:23) AkumaTsuki: MM IS A CUNTPICKLE!
(16:37:30) darkangel76: oh my!
(16:37:32) AkumaTsuki: CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTPICKLE
(16:37:34) dramamine213: LOL
(16:37:38) darkangel76: XD
(16:37:44) Cygnas_Kain: a cunt..pickle.... ._.
(16:37:46) Mr_Master: ...
(16:37:50) dramamine213: That's new, Aku. Thank you, I'll be using that if you don't mind.
(16:37:58) AkumaTsuki: Go ahead.
(16:38:00) Nihilistic_Impact: Jupiter's cock!
(16:38:10) Mr_Master: Yes, this was totally worth hurrying up on my work so I could log back in here.
(16:38:17) AkumaTsuki: It's in the Akuma to English Dictionary on sale for $49.99
(16:38:36) Cygnas_Kain: At least she didn't stab you as a greeting
 
(21:11:07) Raziel99 starts to turn everything to ashes before leaving
(21:11:21) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- turns to ashes.
(21:11:27) darkangel76: O.O
(21:11:36) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Good job, Razi. everything you touched turned to ashes
(21:11:51) Zalvek: o_O;
(21:12:08) DareToDream: Yea, but on the bright side, you can get some new boobs now
(21:12:18) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I"M ASHES
(21:12:22) darkangel76: X_X
(21:12:23) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Boobs do not apply
(21:12:36) DareToDream: Well, when you reform I mean.
(21:12:44) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Which will take forever.
(21:12:47) DareToDream: You're Hahvy. You will reform. It's a given
(21:12:53) darkangel76: lol
(21:12:55) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: If I stop being lazy.
(21:13:05) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- likes being more aerodynamic.
(21:13:13) Kravin5150: yay laziness~
(21:13:20) Misanthropiclove places Requiem in a classy urn
(21:13:25) kikora puts a fan next to Hahvy
(21:13:31) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- snuggles in it. "This is so nice."
(21:13:51) DareToDream breaks urn and watches ashes blow away in the fan. "Oh, damn"
(21:14:06) iKitten inhales HR-ashes on accident
(21:14:07) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: D8
(21:14:10) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: YOU ASSHOLE
(21:14:15) iKitten: DX oh god, what?! -coughcoughdies-
(21:14:16) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- disintegrates.
(21:14:17) Misanthropiclove: Kitten, nooooooooooooo
(21:14:21) Kravin5150 mixes hahvy's ashes with milk then drinks it
(21:14:27) Misanthropiclove hugs Kitten
(21:14:30) Zalvek flails and fixes Hav. >.<
(21:14:39) Misanthropiclove cries into her flat chest
(21:14:39) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- is unfixable.
(21:14:55) iKitten slowly dies. "Write in my will...-coughcough- that I want two steamed buns burried with ... me..." -dies-
 
(13:45:32) Mr_Master: Subs annoy me, too. Their sonar messes up mine, and they keep crowding my pod! We're swimming here, you Navy assholes!
(13:45:34) DarkRiffs: I like to play female characters now and then myself, but not many folks are into that
(13:45:35) AkumaTsuki: But knows better
(13:45:48) kikora pouts up on her perch
(13:45:59) Mr_Master: Kiko, you're not mindless.
(13:46:00) AkumaTsuki blows up the subs
(13:46:10) AkumaTsuki beats Kiko
(13:46:14) DarkRiffs: Aku is a U-boat.
(13:46:17) Mr_Master: Ducky!
(13:46:20) DarkRiffs: She blows up subs
(13:46:21) kikora moans
(13:46:23) AkumaTsuki: I am German
(13:46:27) Mr_Master: That sub blowed up real good!
(13:46:28) Lieutenant_Ducky: Yo
(13:46:37) darkangel76: ducky!
(13:46:43) AkumaTsuki puts on her SS uniform and runs around blowing up Subs
(13:46:46) AkumaTsuki: DUCK DUCK
(13:46:51) Lieutenant_Ducky: How's it goin?
(13:46:54) DarkRiffs: Nazirotica fascinates me
(13:46:54) AkumaTsuki: I LUFF YOU COME PLAY WIF ME
(13:46:58) Kravin5150: SS Uniform is sexy!
(13:47:07) AkumaTsuki: YOU CAN BE STALIN
(13:47:08) Misha_Hiroki poops pure sex
(13:47:13) darkangel76: >.<
(13:47:15) Kravin5150: Ducky!
(13:47:18) AkumaTsuki: MM can be POLAND
(13:47:19) Kravin5150: hi ducky~
(13:47:21) DarkRiffs: Armani designed the Nazi Uniforms xD
(13:47:22) Lieutenant_Ducky: How'd you know I was a Stalin girl?
(13:47:27) Misha_Hiroki: I GET TO BE CANADA!
(13:47:31) Misha_Hiroki: EH?
(13:47:33) darkangel76: lol
(13:47:35) Lucki_Chantz stretches
(13:47:38) DarkRiffs: I GET TO BE CANADA DAMNIT!
(13:47:38) AkumaTsuki: I am Akuma..I know everything
(13:47:44) AkumaTsuki: DARK IS THE HEWS
(13:47:46) AkumaTsuki: ^JEWS
(13:47:47) Misha_Hiroki: I CALLED IT FIRST!
(13:47:52) DarkRiffs: Ohshi-
(13:48:01) Lieutenant_Ducky: And it wasn't Armani, it was Hugo Boss
(13:48:02) Misha_Hiroki: IT'S EVEN MORE VALID FOR ME SINCE I LIVE HERE AGAIN >8U
(13:48:12) DarkRiffs: I LIVE HERE IN CANADA TOO DAMNIT
(13:48:13) Mr_Master: wait, I'm Poland?
(13:48:15) DarkRiffs: WE CAN BOTH BE CANADA!
(13:48:18) AkumaTsuki: IT WAS PURE SEX WHO DESIGNED THEM
(13:48:20) prettylykSIN: > .>
(13:48:27) darkangel76: pretty!!!
(13:48:27) Misha_Hiroki: But I live in Quebec.
(13:48:31) AkumaTsuki: Yush MM you are
(13:48:35) Kravin5150: pretty!
(13:48:36) prettylykSIN: 'allo ^ ^
(13:48:38) DarkRiffs: you traitor
(13:48:39) Kravin5150: Hi Pretty~
(13:48:41) Misha_Hiroki: That's even more Canadian
(13:48:42) DarkRiffs: that's not Canada! <_<
(13:48:42) Lieutenant_Ducky: Hugo Boss died a few years back, but the clothes his company is still pumping out remains to be rather nice.
(13:48:43) AkumaTsuki: MINE!
(13:48:47) AkumaTsuki pounces pretty
(13:48:48) Mr_Master: Pretty!
(13:48:58) prettylykSIN falls over
(13:49:02) Mr_Master: Aku is just claiming all the good people!
(13:49:03) Mr_Master: and me.
(13:49:12) Misha_Hiroki: But we're more famous, so we trump the rest of you.
(13:49:30) DarkRiffs: Actually, Alberta is more famous than you guys
(13:49:35) DarkRiffs: What with the oil and beef
(13:49:39) prettylykSIN has no idea what the topic is... but can be Germany?
(13:49:41) Misha_Hiroki: Psh
(13:49:53) darkangel76: they are talking canada
(13:50:01) DarkRiffs: Actually It was a whole, nazi thing and
(13:50:01) Mr_Master: I'm afraid Quebec is more famous. For the rudest French people outside of France.
(13:50:03) darkangel76: and other things. lolol
(13:50:05) Lieutenant_Ducky giggles.
(13:50:08) DarkRiffs: I wound up getting to be the jews?
(13:50:09) AkumaTsuki: Pretty come be Mousillini!
(13:50:20) Mr_Master: Pretty is Italy?
(13:50:23) Misha_Hiroki: TAISEZ VOUS ESTI CAULIS DE TABARNAK!
(13:50:27) prettylykSIN: No. D:< I wanna be Germany!
(13:50:33) kikora will take any role
(13:50:38) AkumaTsuki beats on Kravy since he is Britain
(13:50:40) Mr_Master: Aku already called it.
(13:50:50) Mr_Master: OH!
(13:50:51) AkumaTsuki is always Germany
(13:50:54) prettylykSIN: u_u
(13:50:58) DarkRiffs: Well then I get to be Britain, screw you haiz i dont wanna be the jews!
(13:51:00) prettylykSIN: But I'm actually German!
(13:51:01) AkumaTsuki: PRETTY CAN HELPS
(13:51:01) DarkRiffs: *gaiz
(13:51:05) darkangel76: so am i
(13:51:11) AkumaTsuki: I am German too
(13:51:13) darkangel76: <-- half german, lol
(13:51:14) Mr_Master: Quebequois Misha can be France! That way she collaborates with Aku while crawling up her ass to kill her from inside!
(13:51:15) DarkRiffs: I'm Irish/German
(13:51:16) prettylykSIN: >:I
(13:51:20) Lieutenant_Ducky: But if Pretty wants, she can come be part of the Soviet Union.
(13:51:20) AkumaTsuki: KIKO CAN BE THE CHINESE
(13:51:27) prettylykSIN will be Ireland then. > .>
(13:51:28) darkangel76: <-- is irish as well. lolol
(13:51:30) Misha_Hiroki: Pretty should be Italy. I'd prefer to be Italian
(13:51:33) Lieutenant_Ducky: I'm lonely in all this land all by myself.
(13:51:38) kikora: .....Yay....?
(13:51:42) Misha_Hiroki: over Germany*
(13:51:47) Anansi: Lo
(13:51:48) Mr_Master: But you've got the biggest country, Ducky!
(13:51:48) DarkRiffs: I could be Finland =D
(13:51:55) Lieutenant_Ducky: I think that's really how this works. You guys pick everyone and I take everyone else.
(13:51:57) AkumaTsuki: DARK SHUT YOUR FACE
(13:51:58) iKitten: o.o
(13:52:01) AkumaTsuki: YOU ISH THE JEWS
(13:52:06) AkumaTsuki: NOW GET ON MY BBQ
(13:52:11) darkangel76: what am i?
(13:52:14) prettylykSIN: lulz
(13:52:14) Cygnas_Kain: *swoops in*
(13:52:15) DarkRiffs: I AM NOT THE JEEEEWS!
(13:52:16) Mr_Master will end up being controlled by Ducky for forty years.
(13:52:18) Lieutenant_Ducky: Cause I'm pretty much huge, and that's how the USSR worked.
(13:52:19) Anansi: ...
(13:52:21) darkangel76 is curious
(13:52:24) iKitten wonders what she has walked into
(13:52:27) Kravin5150: cna i be TOJO?!
(13:52:28) Misha_Hiroki shoots Aku with her awesome French-Canadianness
(13:52:32) Kravin5150: can*
(13:52:36) DarkRiffs: Well, either way, SOMEONE is gonna have to be Japan
(13:52:43) Mr_Master: Kitten, we're WWII. I'm Poland, apparently.
(13:52:43) AkumaTsuki: no your Britian I bombed you
(13:52:47) Lieutenant_Ducky: Just "Hai, you're mine now. I'm taking all your resources. Kthnx."
(13:52:51) AkumaTsuki: IK IS JAPAN
(13:52:53) Lucki_Chantz is a little confused
(13:52:58) iKitten: Oh, fun times o3o
(13:52:59) Cygnas_Kain: ... >.>
(13:53:00) Kravin5150: damn.
(13:53:01) darkangel76 wants to know what she is
(13:53:08) AkumaTsuki: You get to attack KIKO
(13:53:11) Kravin5150: anyways gtg~
(13:53:12) Misha_Hiroki: I's in ur basez, steelin ur reesoursez
(13:53:15) DarkRiffs: You can be Sweden
(13:53:18) Kravin5150: BYE!
(13:53:20) Anansi wanders off
(13:53:26) Mr_Master: Kiko is china! She gets beated up and dominated by Kitten!
(13:53:27) darkangel76: bye kravin!
(13:53:27) DarkRiffs: cya kravin
(13:53:27) kikora: Bye Kravin!
(13:53:30) iKitten throws Kiko down and frisks her
(13:53:31) Mr_Master: Rape camps!
(13:53:36) Mr_Master: Later, Kravin!
(13:53:38) iKitten: Bye Azn bro~
(13:53:42) Misha_Hiroki: All your base are belong to CANADA BITCHES!
(13:53:47) Kravin5150: byes~
(13:53:47) darkangel76: sweden???
(13:53:51) Cygnas_Kain: Later Kravin
(13:53:57) DarkRiffs: Yes, sweden
(13:53:57) kikora is brutally raped by Japan
(13:54:00) Lieutenant_Ducky: Pfft, lets be honest, Misha, when has Canada ever done anything?
(13:54:01) Lucki_Chantz watches and eats chocolate
(13:54:02) Mr_Master drinks heavily and has the earliest known democracy.
(13:54:14) Misha_Hiroki: Because none of you know about the giant world-ending nuke we're building under Quebec.
(13:54:16) DarkRiffs: We invented tons of the crap you use daily xD
(13:54:17) Lucki_Chantz: Canada burned down the white house!
(13:54:24) Lucki_Chantz: >.>
(13:54:25) DarkRiffs: and that
(13:54:42) Lieutenant_Ducky: It was rebuilt. Also, no one was in it.
(13:54:46) Lieutenant_Ducky: So epic fails.
(13:54:46) Mr_Master: Yes, and the white house burning.
(13:54:50) Misha_Hiroki: I INVENTED AIR!
(13:54:50) Lucki_Chantz: We still burned it o.o
(13:54:52) DarkRiffs drinks heavily and kills 15 russians for every 1 Finn
(13:54:56) Mr_Master: Hey, they didn't want to HURT anyone.
(13:55:02) AkumaTsuki: DARK WHO SAID YOU COULD ASSIGN ROLES
(13:55:03) Mr_Master: just burn a white house. What's so wrong with that?
(13:55:12) DarkRiffs: I DID
(13:55:13) iKitten: O_O
(13:55:27) DarkRiffs stomps feet "I WANNA WEAR THE GENERALS HAT TOOOO!"
(13:55:37) Mr_Master tries to think of Polish jokes to make.
(13:55:47) Cygnas_Kain: *shakes his head and silently watches*
(13:55:49) Lieutenant_Ducky: But there's so many.
(13:55:52) darkangel76: lololol
(13:55:56) darkangel76: CK!!!
(13:56:00) Lucki_Chantz offers Kain some chocolates
(13:56:00) iKitten pimp slaps Dark. "Bend back over so someone can rape you"
(13:56:31) darkangel76 sometimes gets confused when she sees 'dark' typed out. lololol.
(13:56:33) Mr_Master changes a light bulb by holding the bulb and rotating the ladder
(13:56:38) prettylykSIN is Ireland, so does nothing for the war, just kicks back and gets hammered.
(13:56:40) Cygnas_Kain: *takes a chocolate and noms*
(13:56:53) kikora listens to pretty talk
(13:56:58) iKitten shall send Ireland porno to watch while relaxing
(13:56:59) Lieutenant_Ducky drinks her vodka and watches the snow, cause no one ever wanders all the way into USSR territory for reals.
(13:57:01) kikora: >//>
(13:57:22) Mr_Master: Let's not forget about your potoatoes. Your BLOODY POTATOES!
(13:57:24) DarkRiffs: Until Germany is knocking on Stalingrads door
(13:57:30) AkumaTsuki: I need jews to run my automobiles
(13:57:41) DarkRiffs: well Im not being the Jews damnot
(13:57:42) Mr_Master: I thought it was Leningrad?
(13:57:43) AkumaTsuki: FARGIFNUEGEN MEANS HOW MANY JEWS TO THE MILE YOUR CAR GETS
(13:57:45) DarkRiffs: *Damnit
(13:57:51) darkangel76: can i claim to be switzerland? then i can just kick back and relax. lol
(13:57:55) prettylykSIN EATS MASHED POTATOES TOO >8U
(13:57:58) DarkRiffs: DAMNIT AKU, the coffee thing again!
(13:57:59) Mr_Master: Lazy!
(13:58:08) iKitten would like to be lazy >>;
(13:58:08) Lieutenant_Ducky: OH THE MASHED POTATOS
(13:58:08) Cygnas_Kain: *hands DA a Swiss flag*
(13:58:09) darkangel76: you know it!
(13:58:24) darkangel76: lol
(13:58:31) Mr_Master: Kitten, you're Japan. You can't be lazy, you've got to be industrious and dedicated to the Emperor!
(13:58:42) Mr_Master: GET TO RAPING CHINA AGAIN!
(13:58:46) DarkRiffs: I mean I'll settle for being like, Africa, but I dont wanna be the Jews
(13:58:48) iKitten: LIES D; I'm vietnamese!
(13:58:48) darkangel76: XD
(13:58:55) Mr_Master: NOT IN THIS SCENARIO!
(13:58:58) iKitten: We grow the world's coffee beaaaaannsss~
(13:59:09) iKitten throws rice at his face >8U
(13:59:12) kikora forces ktten to rape her
(13:59:13) Lieutenant_Ducky: That sounds awful, DarkRiffs.
(13:59:14) DarkRiffs: you grow the worlds shit coffee beans!
(13:59:17) kikora: kitten*
(13:59:20) Lieutenant_Ducky: Anyway, I'm distracted.
(13:59:24) Lieutenant_Ducky scampers.
(13:59:27) Mr_Master: XD
(13:59:33) prettylykSIN rapes Ducky before she leaves
(13:59:37) Cygnas_Kain: *slaps a giant patch of a German flag on his shoulder and kicks back*
(13:59:37) DarkRiffs: Well, I'd rather be an arid country with nazi's running around it than BURNED IN AN OVEN!
(13:59:38) Mr_Master: Russia has abandoned the non-aggression pact!
(13:59:42) AkumaTsuki: Who gonne be mah jews?
(13:59:43) iKitten is raping China. . . somehow
(14:00:00) AkumaTsuki rapes MM..and he takes it like the Polish bitch her is
(14:00:05) AkumaTsuki: ^her
(14:00:06) Mr_Master has been burned in an oven; it's not so bad.
(14:00:07) AkumaTsuki: ^he
(14:00:07) prettylykSIN: If I get beaten on a daily basis... I'll be Jewish Irish?
(14:00:12) darkangel76 is switzerland, does nothing. hehehe
(14:00:25) Mr_Master: JEWISH IRISH! Oh, that's a mix.
(14:00:29) iKitten: German dominance? Can I watch? -goes right to hell-
(14:00:32) DarkRiffs: no the swiss did something.....ate chocolate and played pingpong
(14:00:38) Anansi: This is for the people who can't afford pampers, woke up this mornin got my clothes out the hamper
(14:00:45) AkumaTsuki rapes Pretty with FAIH and wishkey
(14:00:51) Mr_Master: MAKE SOME DAMN CLOCKS, DA
(14:00:53) iKitten: and made weapons and good laptop bags
(14:00:56) prettylykSIN: Wishkey?
(14:01:03) darkangel76: hahaha
(14:01:11) Cygnas_Kain: *contemplates dominating Swiss territory due to lack of resistance*
(14:01:18) DarkRiffs: lmao
(14:01:25) AkumaTsuki: ^Whiskey
(14:01:31) Mr_Master: Don't! The swiss army has infamous knives!
(14:01:41) DarkRiffs: Whiskey turns into Wishkey when you're hammered
(14:01:51) Cygnas_Kain: *will take the knives for his own army*
(14:02:04) DarkRiffs: How butch is an army with a wine opener on its knife
(14:02:06) darkangel76 has knives, is switzerland. muahaha
(14:02:14) AkumaTsuki: Kain you going to be Italy then?
(14:02:22) prettylykSIN: lmao DR
(14:02:31) Cygnas_Kain: Hell no, Germany
(14:02:34) DracoFlareborn: Rawr.
(14:02:38) AkumaTsuki: Ummm no
(14:02:39) Cygnas_Kain: >.>
(14:02:41) kikora: Aku is germany!
(14:02:43) AkumaTsuki: I ISH GERMANY
(14:02:44) prettylykSIN: Aku is Germany
(14:02:45) Cygnas_Kain: Pffftt..Italy
(14:02:46) DarkRiffs: I mean, are they going to be opening Merlot under fire?
(14:02:47) darkangel76 plays with swiss army knives
(14:02:49) Anansi: Mmm sammich
(14:02:51) AkumaTsuki makes Kain the jews
(14:02:56) Mr_Master: Hey, the Vatican swears by the Swiss Guard.
(14:03:01) DracoFlareborn grabs DA, pulling her and her army knives onto his lap.
(14:03:02) iKitten quietly goes back home to make brainwashing games and kink pornographs
(14:03:05) Cygnas_Kain: *refuses to be Jewish*
(14:03:05) prettylykSIN: Draco is the Jews!
(14:03:06) Anansi: turkey, swiss, lettuce, tomato, mustard..but he forgot the sweet peppers
(14:03:08) AkumaTsuki puts him in her engine and drive to go visit Japan
(14:03:08) darkangel76: i have followers!!
(14:03:17) DarkRiffs is jolly old britain
(14:03:24) kikora: My rapist ran away! DX
(14:03:28) kikora: Now who will violate me?
(14:03:33) DracoFlareborn is just coming to whisk DA away.
(14:03:38) iKitten greats Germany with games. "I know how to take over the world with these little guys!" 8D
(14:03:40) kikora: China is not being fucked! Something is wrong here!
(14:03:40) DracoFlareborn: Sorry, no involvement <---
(14:03:49) darkangel76: hehehe XD
(14:03:54) Mr_Master: You'll just have to content yourself with fucking yourself over with a Communist revolution!
(14:03:56) AkumaTsuki: Ooooh a Pikachu
(14:03:59) darkangel76: i is switzerland
(14:04:07) darkangel76: i have no involvement either. hahaha
(14:04:09) Anansi: Hhmmm seems I'm being visited next week
(14:04:11) DracoFlareborn: ik ben nederlands
(14:04:16) Lieutenant_Ducky: Oh goodness, dizzy
(14:04:17) DracoFlareborn: I is dutch
(14:04:18) iKitten: o3o
(14:04:19) DracoFlareborn: someday
(14:04:20) DracoFlareborn: xD
(14:04:25) DarkRiffs: WAIT WAIT WAIT.....who's America in all this?....
(14:04:27) darkangel76: indeedy!
(14:04:29) DracoFlareborn: ME
(14:04:32) DracoFlareborn: lol
(14:04:36) AkumaTsuki: MY CAWK
(14:04:36) prettylykSIN: FUCK AMERICA
(14:04:41) AkumaTsuki: Only my cawk can defeat me
(14:04:44) kikora: Draco, since he came in halfway through.
(14:04:47) DracoFlareborn: I speak fluent America!
(14:04:50) prettylykSIN wanders off to drink some more
(14:04:51) DracoFlareborn: FUCK YOU
(14:04:53) DracoFlareborn: =P
(14:04:55) darkangel76 has pretty knives and watches, loves being switzerland
(14:05:15) Mr_Master: HAVE YOUR MATZO POTATOES, TOO, YOU IRISH JEW!
(14:05:17) DarkRiffs: you also have chocolate and skiing, DA
(14:05:18) kikora is fucking self over with bad politics
(14:05:22) darkangel76 and chocolates, has lots of chocolates
(14:05:24) prettylykSIN kicks Draco in the sternum and THEN wanders off
(14:05:26) darkangel76: hehehe
(14:05:28) Mr_Master loves Irish Jews.
(14:05:31) darkangel76: read my mind DR
(14:05:40) DracoFlareborn: So what's going on?
(14:05:43) DracoFlareborn: xD
(14:05:53) Mr_Master: DA can yodel!
(14:05:54) DarkRiffs is having tea with hitler, as I am britain
(14:05:57) kikora: It's WWII
(14:05:57) darkangel76: lolol.... a nazi war thing. lol
(14:06:04) darkangel76: WWII with a twist
(14:06:05) DarkRiffs rather tea with Aku
(14:06:05) iKitten: D8
(14:06:12) kikora: I'm China!
(14:06:30) darkangel76: hehehe
(14:06:40) darkangel76: yodel yodel yodel!!!
(14:06:42) Mr_Master: you're destined to economoically pwn Draco, then.
(14:06:43) iKitten lures China in with games and raeps o3o
(14:06:43) kikora forces Kitten to rape her again... Harder this time.
(14:06:54) kikora: o.o
(14:06:56) TheDuchess: JON!
(14:07:00) iKitten rapes harder and spanks >8U
(14:07:06) TheDuchess: I am gonna kick your ass
(14:07:08) horzezlovr: ...*peeks in*
(14:07:09) kikora moans
(14:07:16) DracoFlareborn: DUCH
(14:07:17) iKitten: OMG, GOOD DAY 8D
(14:07:18) DracoFlareborn: ESS
(14:07:23) AkumaTsuki marries Rommel
 
(21:01:51) Pistol_Kiss: I like the word penis
(21:02:01) Cygnas_Kain: you would
(21:02:20) Pistol_Kiss: :3
(21:02:26) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: PK likes huge penis
(21:02:33) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: In and around her mouth
(21:02:44) Cygnas_Kain: Well that explains....so much
(21:02:45) Kingschoolyou: Is that why her name is "Pistol Kiss?"
(21:02:52) Battleship44: lawl
(21:03:09) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Baha
(21:03:14) Kingschoolyou: :3
(21:03:14) DareToDream: Lol
(21:03:19) Cygnas_Kain: lol nice
(21:03:19) DareToDream: I'm sure I have a better word than that but I'm tired
(21:03:36) Pistol_Kiss: -_- i need to think before I type
(21:03:49) Battleship44: Your telling me >_>
(21:03:54) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: hahaha
(21:03:59) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Love ya, Penis Kiss
(21:03:59) Kingschoolyou: hehehehehe
(21:04:01) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I mean Pistol
(21:04:11) Battleship44: *Ahems for Havoc*
(21:04:13) Pistol_Kiss: <.< I like giving head by the way..
(21:04:21) Pistol_Kiss: >.>
(21:04:22) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I KNEW IT
(21:04:23) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: IN
(21:04:24) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: AND
(21:04:25) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: AROUND
(21:04:27) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: HER MOUTH
(21:04:35) Kingschoolyou: WOO!
 
(17:42:42) Misanthropiclove: I want to have "mouth watering" breath.
(17:43:07) Misanthropiclove: And my eventual mate to feel like he is cuddling up to "a granite wall" when cuddling me.
(17:43:23) Kingschoolyou: XD
(17:43:31) Kingschoolyou: Or a coke machine with legs?
(17:43:46) Misanthropiclove: That would at least be interesting.
(17:44:33) Misanthropiclove: "His stuttering was like a coke machine chugging out the last can of sweet, life giving brown water. I needed him like a caffine high and held him close, listening to the internal processes as my panties moistened."
(17:44:41) Kingschoolyou: "Oh I just LOVE touching your buttons...." *clunk!* "What was that?....." "Oh nothing....you touched my Mountain Dew Button."
(17:45:22) Misanthropiclove: This reminds me of checking out F-list characters.
(17:45:39) Misanthropiclove: "My scorpion anthro is a genetic scientist/popular guitarist in a band."
(17:45:57) Misanthropiclove: What the ever loving hells you genetic anomaly. No, go back and fix that now.
(17:45:59) Anansi: Hehe
(17:46:13) Misanthropiclove: His poison also tastes like mountain dew.
(17:46:18) Misanthropiclove: And is a sexual aprhodesiac.
(17:46:27) Misanthropiclove: And in high doses KILLS YOU OF PLEASURE.
(17:46:30) Anansi: every girl wants a man the temp of a stone left in the shade
(17:46:35) Misanthropiclove seppukus
(17:47:27) Anansi: ......./me wat
(17:47:28) Anansi: It happens
(17:47:32) Anansi: ....tired.....
(17:47:35) Anansi: nappynap
(17:48:13) Kingschoolyou stabs Misan in his sphincter with his mountain dew, aphrodisiac filled stinger.
(17:48:14) Misanthropiclove: Good bye oh Grandfather Spider
(17:48:40) Misanthropiclove moans as the aphrodesiac takes effect
(17:48:49) Misanthropiclove: Fuck me as a science project while rocking out!
(17:48:59) Kingschoolyou: XD
(17:49:30) Misanthropiclove: I hate people. So much.
(17:49:36) Misanthropiclove: Just...gaaaaaaah
(17:49:41) Kingschoolyou: I could see where the aphrodisiac could kill with pleasure.....all that sugar and caffeine from the Mt. Dew mixed with a pleasure drug? Damn, that's working through your system really fast.
(17:49:49) Misanthropiclove: Hahaha
(17:49:57) Misanthropiclove: "He died of a penis full of mountain dew."
(17:50:06) Kingschoolyou: XD
(17:50:09) Misanthropiclove: The cop said, wiping his mouth
(17:50:22) Kingschoolyou: LOL
(17:50:27) Kingschoolyou: hahahahahaha
 
(18:01:38) Kingschoolyou: WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG. I DEMAND AN ORGY. KISS AND FUCK UP NAO >8U
(18:01:40) Lucki_Chantz: o.o
(18:01:44) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- tries to sto from giggling.
(18:01:46) Kingschoolyou: Err...I mean.
(18:01:46) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: stop*
(18:01:47) Misanthropiclove: FINE.
(18:01:48) Kingschoolyou: >.>
(18:01:49) Kingschoolyou: <.<
(18:01:51) Misanthropiclove kisses King
(18:01:59) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Bahaha
(18:02:00) Kingschoolyou: !
(18:02:04) Misanthropiclove rubs him in ways that he has never been rubbed before
(18:02:06) Kingschoolyou: XD
(18:02:07) Anansi: Lucki
(18:02:10) Anansi: He's your friend
(18:02:14) Anansi pats her
(18:02:20) Kingschoolyou doesn't know whether to be aroused or scared.
(18:02:20) Lucki_Chantz: ._. He got creepier
(18:02:38) evo: brb am going for sum fresh air and sumthing to drink
(18:02:38) Anansi: Oo? well do you know him IRL?
(18:02:46) evo: o_O
(18:02:48) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- touches King too so it's not overly scary.
(18:02:58) evo: wutev chantz
(18:02:58) Anansi: If so, don't be alone with him, or accept food or drink from him...ever
(18:02:59) Kingschoolyou: \o/
(18:03:01) Lucki_Chantz: No sir I do not know him irl
(18:03:05) Misanthropiclove purrs and vibrates against King
(18:03:07) Lucki_Chantz: Lol
(18:03:15) Lucki_Chantz: I don't accept food or drinks from anyone o.o
(18:03:20) Kingschoolyou enjoys the sandwiching in an awkwardly awesome way.
(18:03:34) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- fondles King idly.
(18:03:35) Anansi watches the scene unfolding with Kingschoolyou,Misanthropiclove, snf --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--
(18:03:43) Anansi: Its a good way to live
(18:03:48) Misanthropiclove gets King pregnant by nibbling on his ear
(18:03:56) Kingschoolyou: !!
(18:03:59) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: OH SNAP
(18:04:01) Misanthropiclove: OH SHIT
(18:04:01) Lucki_Chantz: Don't make fun of me xD
(18:04:06) Misanthropiclove: WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
(18:04:13) Kingschoolyou: FUCK! D=
(18:04:14) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: MPREG NOOO
(18:04:21) Lucki_Chantz: lol
(18:04:26) Kingschoolyou screams and goes into labor.
(18:04:28) Misanthropiclove goes back in time to correct the mistake
(18:04:30) Kingschoolyou: Oo
(18:04:30) Misanthropiclove: Whew
(18:04:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(18:04:48) Misanthropiclove: I was afraid I was going to have to use that mountain dew poison from yesterday.
(18:04:52) Kingschoolyou: That.......wow I don't feel right now.
(18:04:54) Lucki_Chantz sticks my tongue out at Misan
(18:04:58) Kingschoolyou: XD!
(18:05:06) Anansi strokes under Lucki's chin
(18:05:07) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- grabs Lucki's tongue and gets her pregnant.
(18:05:10) Kingschoolyou: Mt. Dew poison ftw
(18:05:12) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: WHoops
(18:05:16) Lucki_Chantz squeaks
(18:05:19) Kingschoolyou: pfft
 
(00:41:04) Lucki_Chantz: Hey Goatse o.o when do you sleep?
(00:41:28) Pistol_Kiss: Sleep?
(00:41:35) karo9: thleep?
(00:41:52) TakodaVega: He doesn't
(00:41:53) TakodaVega: xD
(00:42:07) Ilovegoatse: I don't need sleep
(00:42:12) Ilovegoatse: I'm the goddamn batman
(00:42:18) Ilovegoatse: and raptors never forgive
(00:42:20) Lucki_Chantz: lol
(00:42:32) Pistol_Kiss: HE DOESNT SLEEP HE WAITS?
(00:42:54) Lucki_Chantz: He probably sleeps in 5 second intervals xD
(00:43:07) Pistol_Kiss: GOATY IS CHUCK NORRIS?
(00:43:20) Ilovegoatse: Dude
(00:43:28) Lucki_Chantz: lol
(00:43:28) Ilovegoatse: My father was confused for chuck norris at a chinese resturant
(00:43:34) Ilovegoatse: he went in to pick up his order
(00:43:38) Ilovegoatse: they're all freaking out
(00:43:40) Ilovegoatse: yelling
(00:43:43) Ilovegoatse: "CHUCK NORRIS! CHUCK NORRIS!"
(00:43:45) Ilovegoatse: pointing at him
(00:43:53) Ilovegoatse: he's like "D: what is this i don't even-"
(00:43:57) Ilovegoatse: and yeah
 
(00:48:28) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: It is hard as shit to wash your face and avoid a piercing.
(00:48:52) Ilovegoatse: I read that as: "it's hard to use shit to wash your face"
(00:48:57) Ilovegoatse: and I was like "D: hahvocwat."
 
(13:06:49) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: FUCK
(13:06:55) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: MY ROOMMATE ISN'T GOING TO SCHOOL
(13:07:01) Kingschoolyou: D8!
(13:07:02) darkangel76: awwww
(13:07:03) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I was gonna walk around the house naked today. D;
(13:07:06) Kingschoolyou: WAIT
(13:07:12) Kingschoolyou: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(13:07:13) darkangel76: XD
(13:07:33) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I'm so upset.
(13:07:35) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: You have no idea.
 
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