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(23:34:02) Mr_Master: And so it begins!
(23:34:21) Mr_Master returns in a burst of glory and perfume to the chat
(23:34:34) Mr_Master: Man... roses! What a smell!
(23:35:01) kikora: MM!!!!
(23:35:09) Mr_Master inhales deeply of the rose scent
(23:35:11) Mr_Master: Kiko!
(23:35:25) kikora tackles, gropes, rapes, and showers in inappropriate actions...
(23:35:52) Mr_Master: hooray for inappropriateness!
(23:36:11) kikora: Weee!! ^_^
(23:36:53) Nihilistic_Impact: *Ari Hijacks Nihilys comp*
(23:36:57) Nihilistic_Impact: GOD DAMN IT MM!
(23:37:08) Rubyliday: MM!
(23:37:09) My_Apocalypse_Pony: MM
(23:37:16) My_Apocalypse_Pony squees and pounces
(23:37:39) Nihilistic_Impact: *Sighs*
(23:37:49) Nihilistic_Impact: Its not fair MM. I just decided to get off.
(23:37:53) Mr_Master: Sorry, Ari!
(23:37:54) Nihilistic_Impact: *Cries*
(23:38:11) Nihilistic_Impact: *Molests MM to make herself feel better*
(23:38:12) Mr_Master enjoys all the attention!
(23:38:21) Nihilistic_Impact: Now I has to go fuck with the lappy again.
(23:38:22) Mr_Master also doesn't know what to do with it all
(23:38:36) kikora: Just enjoy it damnit!
(23:38:39) Nihilistic_Impact: Roll in it MM....Roll around in all the attention.
(23:38:45) kikora forces MM down and makes him LOVE it
(23:39:01) Rubyliday: You could start by saying hi
(23:39:02) Rubyliday: ...
(23:39:07) Mr_Master wallows?
(23:39:10) Nihilistic_Impact: *Showers MM with celebratory Magical Bewb Liquor*
(23:39:12) Mr_Master: Hi, Ruby!
(23:39:18) Mr_Master: Hi, Pony!
(23:39:22) Mr_Master: Hi, Kiko!
(23:39:25) Mr_Master: Hi, Ari!
(23:39:25) Rubyliday: Hi
(23:39:31) My_Apocalypse_Pony: HI MM
(23:39:32) Nihilistic_Impact: ^^
(23:39:34) Neurok_Shinobi: Lol.
(23:39:41) My_Apocalypse_Pony: AGAIN
(23:39:48) kikora: Poor MM has more women than he can deal with! XD
(23:39:49) Nihilistic_Impact: Nihily shout hello from the Loo, MM
(23:39:52) Mr_Master: AGAIN!
(23:40:00) Mr_Master: Hi, Nihil!
(23:40:13) Mr_Master: Hi, Neurok.
(23:40:17) kikora: People who talk on the phone in the Loo piss me off.
(23:40:19) Nihilistic_Impact: Nihily told me to scalp you, MM
(23:40:23) Nihilistic_Impact: *Does so*
(23:40:26) Mr_Master: Of course he does.
(23:40:34) Mr_Master 's brain is cooler now.
(23:40:43) Nihilistic_Impact: *Makes hot love to MMs brain*
(23:41:12) Mr_Master is mind-fucked.
(23:41:13) My_Apocalypse_Pony: okay ari you need to get back on cause that is FREAKIN me out
(23:41:23) Mr_Master: Seriously!
(23:41:25) TheDuchess: MM!!!!!!
(23:41:30) Mr_Master: Hi, Duchess!
(23:41:33) TheDuchess glomps and cuddles
(23:41:46) TheDuchess: i always seem to miss you when you get on
(23:42:01) Mr_Master: Well, now I'm on, hon.
(23:42:08) Nihilistic_Impact: *UBER Laughs* Okay, Okay.....*Goes off to fuck with the Lappy again*
(23:42:11) TheDuchess: lol
(23:42:46) My_Apocalypse_Pony: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" rel="nofollow" href="http://notalwaysright.com/the-wind-in-the-windows/3273">http://notalwaysright.com/the-wind-in-the-windows/3273</a><!-- m -->
(23:43:30) Nihilistic_Impact: Huh, what happened? I think I blacked out there for a moment.
(23:43:40) Arisilde: *Is back on her lappy*
(23:43:53) My_Apocalypse_Pony: hahaha
(23:44:03) Mr_Master: Pony, that's awesome.
(23:44:06) Mr_Master: and Hi, Ari!
(23:44:15) Mr_Master: and ahem, hello, Nihil.
 
(03:19:47) Cheshire_Smirk: Slinks up onto yukiblue's lap.
(03:19:55) reduction watches thr fire run along the strings and up to my hand and i starts go on fire as well " oh damnit!"
(03:19:57) Cheshire_Smirk: Terribly sorry, but I'm feeling like germany. Your lap is now poland.



Oh dear god. I can't stop laughing at this.
 
03:22:48) YukiBlue: Really now?
(03:22:51) reduction: ello~
(03:22:56) Cheshire_Smirk: Yes to both things.
(03:23:00) Cheshire_Smirk: See, redu draws around.
(03:23:02) Cheshire_Smirk: I get around.
(03:23:06) Cheshire_Smirk: Sometimes he draws me getting around.
(03:23:07) YukiBlue: -wishes she had the money to pay someone for art.-
(03:23:08) Cheshire_Smirk: It all works out.
 
(21:21:02) Cheshire_Smirk: Ok, it's fourth of july.
(21:21:15) Cheshire_Smirk: You're at the big party of the year, your friend the party master has pulled out all the stocks
(21:21:27) YukiBlue: ok?
(21:21:38) Cheshire_Smirk: There are about 40 people out in the middle of nowhere, at this huge house with a big yard. It's late, all the dudes are trashed.
(21:21:52) Cheshire_Smirk: Suddenly, the 8 loudest (And always most rambunctiou​s) Are no where to be found.
(21:21:53) YukiBlue: ... This can't end well.
(21:22:19) Cheshire_Smirk: So you go for a stroll, to find your boyfriend (This is from the eyes of my Ex, who had a video camera with her.)
(21:22:39) Cheshire_Smirk: You come round the corner and find...8 shirtless guys with dirt bike helmets on, running around like morons shooting roman candles at each other.
(21:22:56) Tathariel: hmmm....lol
(21:23:02) Tathariel: Ive done that
(21:23:07) Cheshire_Smirk: Dude
(21:23:10) Cheshire_Smirk: every red blooded male has.
(21:23:15) YukiBlue: I've been a part of the kind of thing. And I'm a girl.
(21:23:23) Cheshire_Smirk: If it's a painful but non-lethal projectile that you can shoot at your friends
(21:23:25) Cheshire_Smirk: Your going to.
(21:23:27) Cheshire_Smirk: End of story
(21:23:38) Tathariel: hahahahah
 
(13:15:48) Wolf_Demon throws hooker on Kravin
(13:15:50) Zenia: I like this song a lot. Welcome back Kravin
(13:15:50) reduction: no idea who that is
(13:16:56) Zenia: he sang you know my name in casino royale
(13:17:51) reduction thinks....
(13:18:00) reduction: ahh... no, i dont know
(13:18:11) reduction: or remember
(13:18:25) reduction: i got forced to see the movie, cause a danish guy is the evil one
(13:18:38) Kravin5150: why was a hooker thrown at me?
(13:19:01) Wolf_Demon throws a rape hooker on reduction too
(13:19:07) Wolf_Demon: BEcause I can lol
(13:19:17) Kravin5150: is it free? do i gotta pay? like whats the deal, i don't wanna get too far into this
(13:19:32) reduction dodges the hooker
(13:20:03) Kravin5150: Chris Cornell, lead singer of soundgarden and audioslave
(13:20:09) Wolf_Demon: It's free
(13:20:13) reduction: dont know any of those bands
(13:20:15) Kravin5150: word, i accept
(13:20:23) Kravin5150: well, your wild
(13:20:27) Kravin5150: lol
(13:20:39) reduction: and i dont want a hooker < . <
(13:20:48) Kravin5150: though these bands no longer exist
(13:20:53) Mr_Master tunes back in.
(13:21:15) reduction: hey Mm
(13:21:16) Mr_Master intercepts the hooker.
(13:21:19) Mr_Master: Hey, Red.
(13:21:30) Mr_Master runs the hooker to the end zone.
(13:21:38) Mr_Master spikes the hooker and does a victory dance.
(13:21:46) Kravin5150: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uhatY70Acs">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uhatY70Acs</a><!-- m -->
(13:21:56) Kravin5150: MM wins the hooker bowl!
(13:21:56) reduction: you better watch out hooker, he is very sensitive
(13:22:23) Mr_Master will be featured on the Hooker Day Parade float!
(13:22:29) AkumaTsuki: ....
 
(15:40:53) darkangel76: if only i could whistle....
(15:40:58) _Kitten: \o/
(15:41:02) frizzy[dot]izzy: Oh damn! Its the afternoon already! o.0;;
(15:41:04) Lieutenant_Ducky: Kitten ish so smart
(15:41:06) Nihilistic_Impact: Don't worry Dark, I can't either.
(15:41:09) AkumaTsuki: I could teach you Angel
(15:41:13) Kravin5150: i learned to whistle like 3 years ago
(15:41:23) darkangel76: lolol.
(15:41:33) Kravin5150: "just put your lips together and blow....wait"
(15:41:35) AkumaTsuki whips out her cawk, "Now put your lips together and BLOW"
 
(20:17:54) Neurok_Shinobi: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" rel="nofollow" href="http://nota">http://nota</a><!-- m -->​lwaysright.c​om/if-the-zi​ts-dont-kill​-you-the-ang​st-will/2543
 
(21:25:29) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- rolls into chat.
(21:26:25) Ilovegoatse: HAHVOC
(21:26:30) Ilovegoatse: YOU CANNOT COME INTO THE CHAT UNATTENDED
(21:26:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: OH FUCK
(21:26:38) Ilovegoatse: EITHER ACCEPT ME AS YOUR GUARDIAN OR YOU ARE FORBIDDEN TO ENTER
(21:26:44) Ilovegoatse: YOU NEED A MALE TO TAKE CARE OF YOU
(21:26:46) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I ACCEPT.
(21:26:50) Ilovegoatse: FOR YOUR DELICATE SENSIBILITI​ES MIGHT BE DAMAGED
(21:26:52) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I CAN"T BE ALONE.
(21:26:53) Ilovegoatse: MOST GOOD, MOST GOOD
(21:26:58) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: D;
(21:26:59) Ilovegoatse: ONE DAY I SHALL SELL YOU TO A MAN, AND HE SHALL MARRY YOU
(21:27:06) Ilovegoatse: THE RESPONSIBIL​ITY WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO HIM
(21:27:06) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: YES.
(21:27:08) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: MOST GOOD.
(21:27:14) Ilovegoatse: IT IS A BEAUTIFUL ARRANGEMENT​.
(21:27:16) Ilovegoatse: :]
(21:27:20) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: INDEED IT IS.
(21:27:24) Ilovegoatse: Now, Misha
(21:27:37) Ilovegoatse: You clearly can be your own guardian
(21:27:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- holds Goaty's hand like a good girl.
(21:27:49) Ilovegoatse pats Hahvoc's hand gently, so as not to startle her
(21:28:01) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- smiles innocently. 8D
(21:28:15) Ilovegoatse: STOP SMILING LIKE A WHORE YOU SILLY HARLOT
(21:28:18) Ilovegoatse slaps Hahvoc on the face!
(21:28:29) Ilovegoatse: Now smile AGAIN.
(21:28:39) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- cries but manages a smile.
(21:28:50) Ilovegoatse: good, good
(21:28:52) Ilovegoatse: now fix your makeup
(21:28:54) Ilovegoatse: NOW
(21:28:58) Ilovegoatse raises palm
(21:29:01) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- goes to powder her nose.
(21:29:04) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: D8
(21:29:07) Ilovegoatse: Good, good
(21:29:15) Ilovegoatse: now, smile for the men so I can fetch a high price for you
 
(21:29:58) Misha_Hiroki poops on goaty and flounces off because she's her own guardian
(21:30:26) Misha_Hiroki: Also, I will buy that woman off you
(21:30:39) DareToDream: I'll bid too XD
(21:30:56) Raziel99: I'll bid
(21:31:01) Raziel99: I'll start at 500
(21:31:07) DareToDream: 750
(21:31:14) Raziel99: 1000
(21:31:19) DareToDream: 1250
(21:31:22) Misha_Hiroki: 10,000
(21:31:22) Ilovegoatse: You better bid higher
(21:31:27) Raziel99: 25000
(21:31:29) Ilovegoatse: the silly girl needs to make herself worth the trouble
(21:31:31) DareToDream: 50000
(21:31:35) Misha_Hiroki: 100,000,000
(21:31:41) Ilovegoatse: OH LORD!
(21:31:42) DareToDream: 1,000,000
(21:31:42) Raziel99: 1000000000
(21:31:44) Ilovegoatse: T-the bids are so high!
(21:31:56) Misha_Hiroki: 10000000000​000000000000​0000000!
(21:31:58) DareToDream: I don't think I can afford her
(21:32:03) DareToDream makes plans to kidnap Hahvy
(21:32:04) Raziel99: A googleplex
(21:32:17) Misha_Hiroki: 600 googleplex!
(21:32:18) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: What the fuck.
(21:32:21) Ilovegoatse shoots Dream in the neck
(21:32:25) DareToDream: what the hell is a googleplex?
(21:32:25) Ilovegoatse: MISHA WINS
(21:32:31) DareToDream bleeds out all over hahvy
(21:32:32) Raziel99: 750 googleplex
(21:32:33) Misha_Hiroki: YES!
(21:32:38) Ilovegoatse bangs gavel
(21:32:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- dear in headlights.
(21:32:41) Misha_Hiroki: Too late, I already won!
(21:32:44) Ilovegoatse: TOO LATE
(21:32:47) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- has blood all over her.
(21:32:49) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- cries.
(21:32:50) Ilovegoatse: Now, take care of the delicate woman
(21:32:51) DareToDream: And I think a fucking is what she wants for her money
(21:32:57) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: MY DRESS IS RUINED.
(21:33:02) Misha_Hiroki picks Hahvy up and brings her to the fucking room.
(21:33:06) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: RUUUUUUUUUU​UUUUUINED
(21:33:06) DareToDream: Dress? hahvy is wearing a dress?
(21:33:09) Ilovegoatse: So, now. I shall count my money and masturbate on it
(21:33:11) Ilovegoatse: DUH.
(21:33:14) DareToDream: Is Hahvy going out?
(21:33:18) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Oh, hai.
(21:33:19) Ilovegoatse: Women aren't allowed to wear anything BUT a dress
(21:33:22) DareToDream: On a date?
(21:33:31) sevenpercentsolution looks confused as per the norm
(21:33:40) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- is taken away.
(21:33:49) sevenpercentsolution dons a hazmat suit
 
Mr Master said:
The things I miss.

And a googleplex is a 1 with 100 zeroes after it.
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a googelplex is 1000 googel, a googel is a 1 with 1000 zeroes.

>.> Just thought I'd correct that.
 
Misha Hiroki said:
Mr Master said:
The things I miss.

And a googleplex is a 1 with 100 zeroes after it.
Click to expand...
a googelplex is 1000 googel, a googel is a 1 with 1000 zeroes.

>.> Just thought I'd correct that.
Click to expand...
You're right, you're right, but a googol only has 100 zeroes. Whereas a googleplex has a googol of zeroes.

so 10 to the power of 100, versus 10 to the power of (10 to the power of 100). Numbers are fun!
 
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(00:20:50) reduction: i want some of that too
(00:22:06) Neurok_Shinobi: What about a prostitute dog?
(00:22:24) reduction: no thanks, i have enough in Zen here
(00:22:31) reduction pats Zen's shoulder
(00:23:03) Neurok_Shinobi: Indeed.
(00:25:33) Zennarion: o.o
(00:25:36) Zennarion: HEY!
(00:27:02) Neurok_Shinobi: Zennarion: everybodys favourite prostitute dog?
(00:27:39) reduction: or cat, for that sake
(00:28:16) Zennarion: <z
Im not a prostitute >>
(00:28:20) Zennarion: *<<
(00:28:32) reduction: now you are~
(00:28:58) Neurok_Shinobi smirks.
(00:29:08) Zennarion: No im not >>
(00:29:31) reduction: you cant denie your fait, even how much you wish to
(00:29:53) Zennarion: i am denying
(00:30:00) reduction: heh, we should try to ask some one to give Zen the rank "BlueMoon's Prostitute Cat"
(00:30:31) Neurok_Shinobi: Yus!
 
Continuing off that a bit later...
(00:52:36) Neurok_Shinobi: So Bluemoon's prostitute cat is owned by a twit?
(00:53:14) reduction: what i meant was, than i didn't have heard of Red Mountain before
(00:53:21) Neurok_Shinobi is just kidding... mostly.
(00:53:38) reduction: there must be some reason why its called "RED" Mountain
(00:53:56) Neurok_Shinobi: Blood?
(00:54:08) reduction: uhh, sounds yummy
(00:54:10) Neurok_Shinobi: Or maybe code red mountain dew?
(00:54:15) reduction: and no, im a twit
(00:54:31) Neurok_Shinobi: ...
(00:54:37) Neurok_Shinobi: ...
(00:54:49) reduction: dargh, i have only got damn 2 hours sleep, cause of some retarded neighbours, there partied all the night
(00:55:04) reduction: im fucking tired and cant think or write straight
(00:55:11) Neurok_Shinobi: I'm sorry red, but you know what I have to do.
 
Reduction is her by the way x3

(11:04:06) xiana: aww... *pets her* I'm not gone yet... *grins*
(11:04:13) reduction: her?
(11:04:21) xiana: ehm...
(11:04:27) xiana: I just changed your gender.
(11:04:34) Zennarion: HAHA! FEMALE RED XD
(11:04:34) xiana: *stiffles a snicker* sorry
(11:04:37) reduction: ahh
(11:04:56) Zennarion pokes female Red's bewbs :3
(11:05:02) reduction flashes bewbs
(11:05:11) Zennarion nose bleeds
(11:05:19) reduction: < . <
(11:05:22) reduction: perv!!
 
(23:56:57) Neurok_Shinobi group hugs with our little prostitute cat.
(23:56:59) deaddollyrot: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" rel="nofollow" href="http://mfro">http://mfro</a><!-- m -->​st.typepad.c​om/cute_over​load/images/​2008/12/27/i​mg_1876.jpg
(23:57:15) reduction: poor lil kitty
(23:57:29) Neurok_Shinobi: Zen, that should be your avatar!
 
(00:24:40) Zennarion: Did someone say kitty? x3
(00:24:48) Cheshire_Smirk: It's...Some kind of whisky and butterscotc​h mixed
(00:24:52) Cheshire_Smirk: And it's fucking delicious
(00:24:53) TheDarkerMe: All I have left is cellphone(h​ave to get a new one) and 100 of rent.
(00:24:56) TheDarkerMe: He was talking about me Anansi
(00:24:59) TheDarkerMe: I'm a Model now...
(00:24:59) Neurok_Shinobi: Yep, prostitute kitty.
(00:25:08) Zennarion: <<
(00:25:08) Cheshire_Smirk: I prefer the term
(00:25:14) Zennarion: Ninja kitty >>
(00:25:21) Cheshire_Smirk: Hourly commissione​d intimate male companion.
(00:25:24) Cheshire_Smirk: Thank you kindly.
(00:25:26) reduction: no kitty, a cat
(00:25:30) TheDarkerMe: It's quite official *chuckles*.​.. but anyways... I hae a photoshoot to get rest for. I'll see you all tomorrow, ok? I'll be on tomorrow night.
(00:25:38) Neurok_Shinobi: Ninja prostitute cat, better?
(00:25:44) Zennarion: no >>
(00:25:47) reduction: yup
(00:25:49) reduction: way better
(00:25:50) Cheshire_Smirk: but I'm a viking
(00:25:51) Neurok_Shinobi: Deal with it.
(00:25:57) Cheshire_Smirk: Viking prostitute cat.
(00:25:58) Anansi: a model for...?
(00:26:06) reduction: kitty sounds to cute in that situation
(00:26:07) Cheshire_Smirk: I'll rape and pillage, and you'll pay me after.
(00:26:13) Zennarion: kitty has to come after ninja <<
(00:26:22) Neurok_Shinobi: Ninja prostitue kitty.
(00:26:24) reduction: you are not a ninja
(00:26:28) Neurok_Shinobi: That does sound better.
(00:26:31) Zennarion: I am! D=
(00:26:39) Cheshire_Smirk: Viking prostitute cat god damn it.
(00:26:41) Cheshire_Smirk: I'm not stealthy
(00:26:43) Neurok_Shinobi: Sneaks up and blows you before you even give the money.
(00:26:43) Cheshire_Smirk: -.-
(00:26:45) reduction: its just a part of your imagination
(00:26:48) Zennarion: Prostitute Ninja Kitty >>
(00:27:01) Cheshire_Smirk: Ninja kitty prostitute.
 
(01:34:46) Pistol_Kiss: I have allways wanted to try that sort of thing but have been too chicken
(01:34:46) Anansi: oh fuck
(01:34:48) Anansi: brb
(01:34:56) Trygon: ...What, weed?
(01:35:00) Pistol_Kiss: Yeah.
(01:35:07) Trygon: ...Chicken. Of what?
(01:35:09) Rubyliday shrugs
(01:35:13) Rubyliday: THE SEA!
(01:35:20) Lieutenant_Ducky: XD
(01:35:22) Pistol_Kiss: Doing something dumb
(01:35:30) Lieutenant_Ducky: I laughed. It was bad, but I laughed anyway.
(01:35:42) Trygon: Thank you, Ruby
(01:35:53) Rubyliday smiles
 
(20:19:23) Misanthropiclove: REQIUEM!
(20:19:26) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: MISAN
(20:19:31) Misanthropiclove bursts in and smacks her with dueling glove
(20:19:40) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- shrieks like a little girl.
(20:19:46) Misanthropiclove: IT IS TIME I GOT MY HONOR BACK!
(20:19:50) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- punches his nose.
(20:19:52) Nihilistic_Impact lounges
(20:19:54) Tia_Bun: :eek:
(20:20:02) Lieutenant_Ducky: Oh damn
(20:20:02) Misanthropiclove cries like a little girl
(20:20:11) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?!
(20:20:15) Misanthropiclove: Be strong...be strong...be strong...
(20:20:15) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: YOU WERE GONNA GET WHAT BACK?!
(20:20:28) Misanthropiclove takes a deep breath and shoots out Requiem's left knee
(20:20:35) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: MY FUCKING KNEE CAP
(20:20:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- shoots him in the dick.
(20:20:45) Tia_Bun: O-O
(20:20:57) Misanthropiclove: Hahaha, I left THAT in your Korean!
(20:21:04) Tia_Bun poofs into her nurse clothes and super heals hahvy's knee and Misan's cock
(20:21:05) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: D8
(20:21:08) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: HOW DARE YOU
(20:21:13) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- shoots out his left ankle.
(20:21:16) reduction: o . o
(20:21:19) Misanthropiclove: I did tape the sex for you though.
(20:21:22) Misha_Hiroki: Hehe. Sally has a penis in his butt
(20:21:25) Misanthropiclove: OH GODS AHHHHH!
(20:21:32) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: >8U
(20:21:39) missedstations: ... What?!
(20:21:43) Lieutenant_Ducky: Woah
(20:21:49) Lieutenant_Ducky: This is crazy
(20:21:53) Misanthropiclove keeps hardcore Korean and Japanese sex tape from Requiem
(20:21:58) reduction throws a origami bird at Misan and hits him in the eye with it
(20:22:00) Nihilistic_Impact: It is Ducky, popcorn?
(20:22:08) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- crawls towards Misan with a machette.
(20:22:14) Misha_Hiroki sticks a hose in Ducky's butt and pumps her full of helium
(20:22:17) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I WILL GET YOU
(20:22:29) Misanthropiclove: YOU WILL HAVE TO GET BY MY MINIONS FIRST!
(20:22:38) Tia_Bun runs around like a madwoman healing people >3<
(20:22:38) Misanthropiclove summons cats
(20:22:40) Lieutenant_Ducky floats up and starts commentating.
(20:22:43) Misanthropiclove: Cats: *sleep*
(20:22:49) Misanthropiclove: DAMMIT
(20:23:02) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- feeds them mice and catnip.
(20:23:17) Misanthropiclove pulls out knife
(20:23:23) Misanthropiclove: Fine, we settle this like men.
(20:23:28) reduction eats the knife
(20:23:30) Misanthropiclove jumps on Requiem
(20:24:20) Misanthropiclove stab stab stab stab
(20:24:33) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- stabs back lots of times.
(20:24:52) Misanthropiclove takes Requiem down with me
(20:24:53) reduction wonders what Misan is stabbing with, after i ate his knife
(20:25:05) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- bleeds a lot and cannot shove Misan off her.
(20:25:27) Misanthropiclove: We die together!
(20:25:37) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: All right!
(20:25:39) Misanthropiclove: And one does not carry just one knife, reduction.
(20:25:40) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- stabs his throat.
(20:25:41) Misanthropiclove ded
(20:25:46) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: But you're going down first.
(20:25:48) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: >8u
(20:25:51) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- is victorious.
(20:26:01) Misanthropiclove kamikaze dies on Requiem, drowning her in blood
(20:26:04) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- chokes on blood and dies.
(20:26:26) Misanthropiclove: So Requiem, with general niceties out of the way, how are you?
(20:26:37) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I'm doing great. Yourself?
(20:26:47) Rubyliday: LMAO
(20:26:50) Misanthropiclove: Not bad.
(20:27:06) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: That's good.
(20:27:16) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: How have thing been going in life for you?
(20:27:17) Misanthropiclove: Quite.
 
(16:18:10) AkumaTsuki: You know MM's a bastard. He didn't say good bye to his Aku
(16:18:15) Nihilistic_Impact: Yeah, Ari told me I just randomly licked her nipple then rolled over back asleep.
(16:18:21) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(16:18:23) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: hahahaha
(16:18:26) darkangel76: XD
(16:18:27) AkumaTsuki: I am so going to sell him to inuits for jilting me like that
(16:18:36) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: lawlz, Aky.
(16:19:11) AkumaTsuki nuzzles Hahvy
(16:19:18) Cygnas_Kain: I didn't know inuits were into slave trade
(16:19:20) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- nuzzles back.
(16:19:32) Nihilistic_Impact: MM is a narwhal.
(16:19:50) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: They will use him.
(16:20:06) AkumaTsuki: THEY WILL EAT HIS TASTEY BLUBBER
(16:20:11) Cygnas_Kain: lol
(16:20:19) Cygnas_Kain: Mmm..blubber
(16:20:32) AkumaTsuki: his horn shall become a spear so they may better hunt more whales
(16:20:44) AkumaTsuki: MM SHALL BE THE DOWNFALL OF HIS OWN KIND
(16:21:09) Nihilistic_Impact: lol
(16:21:11) AkumaTsuki: This all could have been avoided if he said goodbye to Aku, but no
(16:21:18) AkumaTsuki: He had to abort his own species
(16:21:23) AkumaTsuki: Told you he was a bastard
(16:21:36) Cygnas_Kain: A woman scorned and an entire species risks eradication...
(16:22:02) darkangel76: i missed something..... XD
(16:22:38) Nihilistic_Impact kisses Hahvy for Ari
(16:22:43) Cygnas_Kain: MM is a narwhal and Akuma is going to kill him, take his horn and destroy all narwhal with his horn
(16:22:55) darkangel76: >.<
(16:23:09) Cygnas_Kain: At least..that's my interpretation
(16:23:20) AkumaTsuki: No I am selling him to the inuits
(16:23:24) darkangel76: lolol
(16:23:24) AkumaTsuki: KEEP UP DAMN YOU
(16:23:31) darkangel76: hahaha
(16:23:33) Cygnas_Kain: Oh, then they take his horn and so on
(16:23:43) Cygnas_Kain: My apologies
(16:24:48) AkumaTsuki feeds epic chat quotes so MM can see his failure
(16:24:48) darkangel76: welcome!
(16:24:58) Cygnas_Kain: then what will you do Ahab, when all the narwhal are gone?
(16:25:11) AkumaTsuki: I will sell Ahab in the slave trade
(16:25:20) Cygnas_Kain: ..
(16:25:29) AkumaTsuki: Everyone loves watching terrorists jiggle thier titties for money
(16:25:35) AkumaTsuki: EVERYONE
 
) Ilovegoatse: If I died while I was trying to masturbate, I would've left a weird snapshot of my life
(12:13:58) Anansi: Ooo Ooo
(12:14:03) Ilovegoatse: south park on pause, a smut site open, and oregon trail in the background
(12:14:17) Ilovegoatse: I would've looked like rageblade
(12:14:18) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD!!!!
(12:14:23) ChocolateStrawberry: That would be a weird snapshot
(12:14:34) Ilovegoatse: "AUGH CARTMAN, YOU MAKE MY DICK SO GODDAMN HARD."
(12:14:41) Ilovegoatse: "DJSKDJS -dead-"
(12:14:42) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- massages up and down Tath's back.
(12:14:49) Tathariel: lol @ goatse....s​o yeah apparently you can fall on your head all day on a snowboard and not feel it, but instead feel it the very next morning
(12:14:49) Ilovegoatse massages Hahvoc's cock
(12:14:58) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: O8
(12:14:58) Anansi: So today I saw a bunch of kids getting out of a cab today..seem​s they ripped him off, so he took off as the last of them was getting out, he stumbled...​and then for the next 5 min walking home I had to ehar them behind me about how he almost died...yes cause a cab drove off 5 mph
(12:15:01) Ilovegoatse: That sucks, tath
(12:15:04) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: MY CAWK
(12:15:17) Tathariel: lmao
(12:15:23) Ilovegoatse kills Hahvoc's penis
(12:15:29) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: NOOOOO
(12:15:31) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: STEVE!
(12:15:35) Ilovegoatse: :3
(12:15:37) ChocolateStrawberry: ONe of my cousin's best memory of my ex is nearly driving off with him half in the car
(12:15:37) Tathariel: hahaahhaaha
(12:15:43) Ilovegoatse: bastard deserved it
(12:15:45) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- mourns her penis.
 
00) Cheshire_Smirk: But broomy if you aren't here we can't play poker every thursday.
(13:11:21) Cheshire_Smirk: =(
(13:11:23) Broomhandle45: Oh, big freakin deal.
(13:11:32) Broomhandle45: I have to clean a house filled with psycho women.
(13:11:39) Tathariel threatens Broom with his credit card!!!!, You better shape up or Ill go out get a fucking vacuum.
(13:11:45) Cheshire_Smirk: YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO MENTION THE OTHER WOMEN.
(13:11:46) Cheshire_Smirk: -.-
(13:11:50) Broomhandle45: Shut up, Tath.
(13:11:50) Cheshire_Smirk: SOME WINGMAN YOU ARE.
(13:12:02) Tathariel goes to look for his ax
(13:12:05) ChocolateStrawberry: Am i going to have to separate you two?
(13:12:12) Broomhandle45: She started it.
(13:12:25) Tathariel: wat???/
(13:12:31) Tathariel: did you refer to me as a she
(13:12:36) Ilovegoatse squishes his penis against a wall
(13:12:42) Broomhandle45: ..No, Tath. I didn't.
(13:12:47) Tathariel: my bad
(13:13:02) Cheshire_Smirk: Ducks into the kitchen and prepares a prime rib dinner in case hahvy is still lurking around and has discovered the secret broomy was SUPPOSED to keep.
(13:13:28) Broomhandle45: Oh, don't gimme that!
(13:13:58) Cheshire_Smirk: Swear to god broomy, if she finds out I'll give goatse a rubber sheep, some roller skates and anal lube and let him "Watch the House"
(13:14:19) Tathariel: lmao
(13:14:22) Tathariel: hahahahahah​ahahahah
 
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